/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13188275
Put “Mike” into both fields.

Put "reading" in there.

>>13188275
How to pronounce your name in katakana.
Dumb weab.

>>13188279
Nope

>>13188275
wh*toid

>>13188281
Well name is Jordan. Can you give me the katakana of that please so i can finally enjoy my pizza?

Btw if i was a weeb wouldnt i know that? The problem is im not a weeb.

>>13188283
Mike)

>>13188283
What's your name, nigger?
Put Mike in the first and マイク in the second.

>>13188285
ジョーダン
Real weabs can't read moonrunes.

>>13188294
Real weeabs have been "studying" japanese for years but can't say a damn thing beyond their dumb anime words

>>13188275
obv
it literally says to input katakana

>>13188297
NANI? WHAT DID KISAMA JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YAROU!?

>>13188275
>first name
>last name

damn that was difficult what a strange country

>>13188297
I dont watch anime, im just here for a friend

>>13188310
Yeah i tried that. You think youre so clever. But you arent.

>>13188311
You owe us a picture of your pizza when it shows up.

>>13188317
Yeah, well, hopefully it does actuslly get here. I dont know if entered my address in correctly. And also for some reason on the pizza tracker it went from "order submitted" to "out for delivery" right away, bypassing all the cooking and preparing shit. I dunno what that means. But again, im really not sure if i did the addreas right. But yeah once it gets here youll get a picture, a big juicy one.

societies using signs will go the way of egypt.

chopsticks may break my bones but signs will not survive civilization.

>>13188333
Based esoteric racist trips. Stick it to the Nips.

>>13188333
china has been around for over 3000 years

by how things are going they will be the next #1 superpower
now they have basically soft colonised half of africa and bought out entire farmlands in australia

Ok what in the FUCK, this shit came SO FAST

>>13188339
They own fucking tons of america too

>>13188342
The hero /ck/ deserves. I wonder if somebody was watching just waiting for you to figure it out.

>>13188339
britain took all the world and look at it now.

so china can do what they do, they still do business in the alphabet.

so you said nothing of value.

>>13188285
>mike jordan
OH SHIT MJ HOW YOU DOIN NIGGA YOU OVER THERE SHOOTING COMMERCIALS FOR SHOES?

>>13188339
and they are already at the forefront of technology with stuff like 5G and AI
the best drones are made in china

>>13188342
NIPPON ICHI.
Interesting topping combo. Enjoy.

>>13188347
Also the guy who owns this hostel.im staying at gave me some Blair's Death sauce to use on it

>>13188351
The Chinese aren’t plagued by jews though.

https://youtu.be/q_ircLF-CmU

>>13188342
Looks like shit WTF

>>13188342
>corn and asparagus
japan

>>13188363
not yet

>>13188362
Well you lucked out there. Last time I was in Osaka hand really Japan in general) I realized how much I missed having hot sauce around nearly everywhere. Let me guess the pizza didn’t come with red pepper flakes.

>>13188370
It tastes a lot better than American dominies. Only thing thata dissapointing is it was almost 40 bux for the large and its not really very big. I was hoping itd last me into tomorrow, but no. Live and learn

>>13188355
wrong, they have bad copies of american tech.

stop promoting lies please.

>>13188376
Japs REALLY hate spice don't they? Even their "curry"is basically apple sauce

>>13188376
Nope, no red pepper flakes :(

>>13188380
40, thats good quality food for a few days, that's insane.

>>13188381
I dunno. I ordered a 10 spicy at cococurry house, it was pretty hot

>>13188381
>they discontinued the Tsundere pizza
It's not like I wanted to be eaten by you or anything, b-baka...

>>13188342
>>13188362
>>13188372
For those curious, this is what he ordered:
>https://www.dominos.jp/en/menu-pizza/1049

>>13188373
What do you think free hong kong is actually about?

>>13188395
not really into that, u tell me

>>13188392
Those prices are absolutely insane.

>>13188395
>What do you think free hong kong is actually about?
China wants to shut down Hong Kongs organized crime, Hong Kong really doesn't wanna be part of China, China disregarding part of the treaty it signed with Britain in the exchange is being used as a pretext by both sides

>>13188394
Veggie pizza with pancetta? Well I never!

>>13188379
>bad copies
keep telling yourself that, they have already surpassed the west

For fuck's sake, will you dumbasses shut up about China for five minutes? This thread is about pizza.

>>13188376

last time i was there a few weeks ago it hit me just how many chinese are living there now

>>13188420
>they

no you haven't

>>13188411
I know! I really expected a huge fucking pizza. But this is like a USA medium. Wasted my money

>>13188342
They delivered it in 7 minutes? what in the fuck toppings are those though.

>>13188446
>Chef's Vegetable Special
>Onions, Corn, Pancetta, Cherry Tomatoes, Bell Peppers (Red & Yellow), Sliced Asparagus, Parmesan Cheese, Tomato Sauce

>>13188327
>>13188342
You do know that anything you type into websites can potentially be seen without you pressing the submit button right?

They probably hedged a bet on you going through with the order so they started making the pizza while you struggled putting your name in.

>>13188446
Im not kidding, the shit got here in less than 10 minutes, i was like wtf

>>13188463
Hahaahah, thats really funny if its true.

Anyway i just went across the street to senpai mart and got me some coca cola and sake to wash this pizza down.

>>13188370
Its dominos dude what you expect, its frozen toppings on shit dough with shit sauce and shit cheese.

>>13188411
They are insane everywhere, its dominos. They overprice their shit by 5x and people still buy it.

>>13188342
You're lucky they didnt put mayo all over it.

>>13188363
The Chinese are the jews of Asia.

>>13188463
>some dominos employee watching this anon confusedly enter and delete a dozen different attempts while his colleague crouches at the door in a sprinting position holding the pizza
kek

>>13188333
>societies using signs will go the way of egypt.

I'm chinese, and we all have to learn english in school for good reasons. typing out chinese characters on a keyboard is pure ass backwards stone age shit. can't code or program in chinese either.

I always laugh when white people talk about how important it is to learn Chinese for business. it isn't. any chinese worth doing business with will know English.

OP, post more pics of your trip

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>>13188835
did you blow those knees out slobbing off business men at the onsen

>>13189047
You know it

>>13188285
>Jordan
Don't copy me. And stop being in Japan before me getting pizza.

>>13189143
Aw man im sorry :(

>>13188416
Id like to hear this person’s take on trump telling ukraine to look at biden

>>13189669
How bout it

>>13188394
that's one expensive pizza

>>13188275
Just make some shit up, they're japs. Use "godzooki"

>>13189669
Emily R got really pissed at me when I said that the USA has no interest in ukraine and they can piss the fuck off. That was a funny discussion. It really is true, fuck the ukraine.

>>13188363
Not yet

If Russia tried to "free" puerto rico from our evil imperial rule what do you think we'd do? We'd have a shitfest on them, we have no business in the ukraine. It's not that we're scared, it's that it's not our business, give me a positive reason why whe should, we have no treaty obligations with them or anything that I know of.

>>13188342
They probably started making it as soon as you were having problems entering reading.

>>13190717
I know. I expected it to be really big, but it wasnt even that. Total rip.

>>13188463
Do restaurants really do this? I'm always filling up a cart at Pizza Hut before talking myself out of it.

>>13188275
You have to enter your name into the field using "full sized characters", using a Japanese keyboard

>>13188339
>3000 years
Conveniently leaving out the fact they either get invaded, taken over or have a civil war every few years, then yeah.

>>13188665
In Germany a dominos pizza is 5-7€

>>13191325
Seriously? Damn. I wish my country had a functioning economy.

imagine going all the way to japan and ordering dominos

>>13191330
>Germany
>functioning economy

Yeah, not since refugees

>>13188342
>no ketchup
>no mayonnaise
>no burgers in the crust
wtf this is the least interesting japanese pizza i've ever seen. at least it has fucking corm on it

>>13192538
I didnt want craziness, i just wanted a pizza

>>13191346
I been here almost a month dude, im tired and wanna go home, ive experienced enough.

>>13191259
Read the thread, weve moved on from pizza to politics

>>13188822
why are you barefoot

>>13188458
>vegetable special
>pancetta

>>13188814
>>13188828

degenerate gaijin

>>13192769
The dicks were japanese guys. And so what, im getting wasted in americamura with japanese punks, they were doing worse

>>13192751
Team lab

>>13192797
>>13188822
>>13188835
fix your fucking pants

>>13190762
>If Russia tried to "free" puerto rico from our evil imperial rule what do you think we'd do?
>getting rid of a shithole full of hispanoblack whatever the fuck mutts
I'd hand deliver Putin a thank you letter.

>>13188275
>enter "reading" correctly

Retard.
You input kanji in the first field and the hiragana pronunciation of your choosing in the second.

>>13188665
I’m a web developer in Tokyo. The website isn’t that sophisticated especially in Japan.

>>13188297
wakarimasen lol

Boring pizza choice OP you should have got one of the mayo based pizzas for the authentic Japanese experience.

>>13192821
Fix them how?

>>13192873
How does not understanding that make a retard? Fuck yourself.

>>13193188
Yeah prolly shoulda, but ive had enough mayo for one trip. I kinda want the trip to be over at this point. Im tired

Bunp

>>13193298
Literally every online Japanese store has this system, even Amazon.
Moreover, if you know enough Japanese to stay in Japan and order shit online, you know damn well that kanji can be read different ways and for a name especially there are multiple "readings" that can be sounded out in hiragana, which is exactly why they ask for the correct reading in the forms in the first place.
Even basic bitch English teachers are instructed to tape a big sheet of paper on their front door with their names in multiple writing systems so the poor mailman can find them.

Even if you don't know any Japanese and you aren't in Japan, you've watched enough anime to have seen at least one scene in your life where characters start conversation by reading off one possible interpretation of a kanji name only to be corrected with the other character's preferred reading.
Fuck you.

>>13193495
>Even if you don't know any Japanese and you aren't in Japan, you've watched enough anime to have seen at least one scene in your life where characters start conversation by reading off one possible interpretation of a kanji name only to be corrected with the other character's preferred reading.

I have not.

>>13193537
Then you're on the wrong website.

>>13193086
Didnt say it was, just that people are dumb and buy pizza for 5x more than what its worth. Here it used to be that 5-10 years ago local pizza places undercut the fast food american pizza places with 20£ pizzas, but now even the fucking local places are increasing their pizza prices to stupid amount like 10£+ for a fucking 12" pizza when they used to be half that. Fucking Americans ruin everything, and the worse thing is I know it's not even their fault its idiots that live here who actually buy the tasteless, bland, frozen shit that is fast food pizza which keeps them in business.

Where are you in Osaka? Tell me and I’ll come rip your throat out you boring faggot.

>>13193603
huh?

>>13189669
Technically they were looking into Biden before Trump said anything and only killed the investigation after the Obama admin threatened to withhold their aid to Ukraine if they didn't. Quid quo pro using foreign aid money to Ukraine... kind of like exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing??? Also the investigation restarted long before Trump's call, which was actually asking for Ukraine's help in investigating the 2016 election interference by the US intelligence agency... You know, the Obama admin spying on a political opponent (Trump) with the help of foreign governments (5 Eyes and yes, ironically, Ukraine too) in order to intervene in presidential election. Isn't that another charge they leveled against Trump!?

WHOA, it's almost like everything the left does, they project onto their political opponents in a preemptive bid to protect themselves!?!? It's almost like this is all meant as a distraction from the upcoming IG report and Barr and Durham's criminal probe into their 2016 election meddling and coup attempt immediately after!?!?!?

>>13194789
Source for your nonsense?
>inb4 breitbart, F(au)x news, or some rightwing loony talk show host

>>13188283
Mike San

>>13188368

im gonna sit on the toilet, bang one out

>>13193754
>10£+ for a fucking 12" pizza
It's only £8 at me local takeaway, and Ozzy loads the fuckers. He does proper bangin' kebabs for the same price, fooken lush m8.
t. Lincolnshire

>>13193495
Yeah no

>>13193495
See the thing is I HAVENT seen anime, ive seen very very little because its shit. Ive never ordered a damn thing online in Japan besides that pizza. Just because im in japan doesnt mean i know anything about the culture. I dont get why youre so pissed anyway, jealousy I assume? Like literally what the hell.

>>13195513
>because its shit
Only the shit ones

>>13195564
Good point

>>13193495
Just for you cause i hate you so much heres a trip update, its 6 am and im enjoying eel, beef and rice with miso soup

>>13195513
No one is jealous of a gormless tourist who is too stupid to do something as simple as order a pizza
Who the fuck goes to Japan to eat pizza anyway?

>>13190762
Actually, we do have a treaty with Ukraine to defend them from Russian aggression. We signed it to get them to disarm their nukes. They said if they disarmed their nukes, Russia would try to invade them and take them back. Bet they regret that!

>>13188275

>https://nonfree.pizza/

>>13195642
Lol, you are. You wish so badly you could go to japan but instead the month long trip is being wasted on me. I mean jesus CHRIST you are triggered

Japan has amazing pizza had this when I was there last, so fucking good

>>13195642
Wow you are jealous. Maybe he is staying for a long period of time, and feels lazy and just wants to stay at the hotel room one evening. Hell, maybe he thinks it's interesting to compare fast food in Japan to fast food at home?

>>13195564
That 's what he said, anime

>>13195660
>lmao umad? yea umad.
Can't say I expected better from a retard who can't even order a pizza.

>>13195660
>I want to spend my vacation surrounded by soulless, jabbering gooks
I’ll pass.

>>13195665
Exactly

>>13195668
Yeah im the retard here

>>13195668
Can i see what you look like

>>13195669
Gooks are korean, the japs are nips

>>13195669
Yeah no ones a try hard here. Please let me see what you look like

>>13195684
I thought the Vietnamese were gooks?
I just call ‘em all slants, it’s a good catch all term.

>>13195696
No you dont, try hard. Please post your picture.

>>13195689
Go flirt somewhere else, faggot.

>>13195699
U scared

>>13195699
Post your picture

>>13195699
>triggered

>>13195699
Please post your picture

>>13195699
Aight u scared. Gnight everyone

>>13194789
Holy fuck imagine being this delusional.

>>13196345
>quid quo pro

>>13188339
>>13188355
>>13188420
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>>13196887
which kind of chinese are you speaking?

>>13188290
>マイク in the second.
This

Bump.

>>13195668
>>13195669
>>13195689
Hey if youre still around PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAAASE add me on line

Bump

Bump

>>13188275
Put "Tokugawa Yoshimune" in every field, you'll get a good quick response.

>>13198275
Dude read the thread

>>13188297
Suggooiii

Bump

>>13188392
>damn near 40 bucks for a large
I knew pizza was expensive in Japan but holy shit

>>13198521
Heres the kicker: it wasnt even that big, ir was like a USA medium. I just assumed cause it was so expensive itd be huge and id be eating for days

anon, that might not be a leal 'pizza' lestelant....

>>13198534
>try to order pizza on obscure website
>it asks you for The Password
oh fuggg

>>13190762
Exactly this guy fucking gets it.

>>13198536
UH.....OOOOOOOOH..

>>13192764
vegetable special doesn't mean vegetarian

>>13190897
Not sure about restaurants but I'm had PureGym call me up to check if I'm still interested after I backed out of signing up after having filled a page. Shit was creepy as hell.

>>13198621
Ok i gotta try this now

>>13195649
FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

>>13188283
Mike "Reading"

>>13190897
When I was working for a camera store I had access to the backend of the website which showed me (in real time if i wanted) what pages were viewed by certain IP adresses/accounts, how long they stayed there and what they put in their cart before checking out or leaving.

Our website was incredibly basic in design so you can assume any website has this feature.

>>13198890
Lol

>>13188275
The first field says "Name" and thesecond one says "Name Katakana"

Katakana is one of the Japanese writing systems so I'd imagine it's looking for your name spelled out in Japanese characters and is probably rejecting them because they are english characters. Try copy and pasting some katakana characters from somewhere into the box.

>>13199422
To help out, here is something closely resembling "Mike" in Katakana

マイク

>>13199431
You should trust this man.

t. japanese

>>13188275
pic rel

>>13188275
real life gaijin filter. comedy

>>13199422
Why do people come into a 180 post thread from a week ago without reading any of the replies and act like they're being helpful

>>13188844
Oh god, I miss the sushi I got in Tokyo so much.

>>13199462
Well it didnt work did it? I got my pizza
>>13199588
I cant go back now to USA sushi, here it was the best sushi ive ever had and it was CHEAP

>>13199486
Why do you think I check the thread date and read every single reply before replying to the OP in a thread when I immediately have a solution to their problem? If I read a question that I know the answer to, I'm going to take the 30 seconds to type my reply before I go through and analyze every other little detail about the thread. Many people do the same thing. If you actually thought about this for a few seconds, perhaps you would have been able to answer your own question.

>>13199602
You could've spent 5 seconds noticing someone else already answered the question if you're gonna go at it an angle of time spent

>>13199602
Hey please read the thread and tell me if the guy calling me faggot was the actual faggot or if im just crazy

>>13191346
My man, you have no idea how bad the pizza cravings get after weeks of nothing but udon and curry. Jap food is great, but pizza is better.

>>13199640
Yeah im here for a goddamn month, and that may not sound like much but for some reason since ive been here time has been moving a lot slower, each day is filled and one week feels like two, almost every day has that feeling where the morning feels like yesterday, and ive had nothing but jap food, so yeah, fucking excuse me for ordering a pizza to my hotel, which by the way people DO say you should try in japan since A. they have a penchant for italian and B. zany fast food is their thing

>>13199640
>>13199650
>being so addicted to fast food you HAVE to get fast food in other countries.

America must be stopped.

>>13199662
I didnt HAVE to do anything, i fucking wanted pizza, jesus christ. It has nothing to do with addiction, it had to do with not wanting to go out and not eating something eastern

>>13199650
If you haven't yet, I recommend getting up to Hokkaido for a bit. Sapporo especially feels american-ish, and it's easier to find decent coffee and beer there than anywhere else.

Also, FUCK CANNED COFFEE dumb slant-eyed fucks ruining the best part of a morning

>>13199679
Sadly i wont be visiting anywhere else, i have a week left and running short on funds, im gonna do Kyoto for a day, chill in Osaka and spend last two days back in Tokyo before flying home on the 20th

>>13199679
Also yeah i hate canned coffee too, but the dark roast from senpai mart is nice, hot and highly caffineted so im good. Speaking of which i might go get a drink from there right now to help me pass out again

>>13199685
Ah, I haven't had the chance to do the south yet, but I hear Osaka is ultra friendly

>>13199695
Oh its the shit, very very friendly, but a better word for it is more american. Osaka is all about attitude and the culture is to stand in opposition to the rest of the country. In that way they are just a lot more personable and real. Actually tokyo people were just as nice, but they werent as open, some Osaka people i met called tokyo robot city because of the superficiality. Osaka also has Ameirca Mura which is an awesome place to meet people especially if you enjoy "street culture" go to triangle park, buy a bunch of beers from the family mart, sit around smoking ciggies and chat up locals, its great fun

>>13199679
>FUCK CANNED COFFEE
yeah, a lifetime of hfcs drinks will do that to your palette. sorry it wasn't the triple creme mocha latte you're used to sweetcheeks

>>13199710
Definitely what I'd be looking to do there. Last time I was there I hitchhiked the north half, and I'd like to do it again with the south. It's absolutely the best way to meet people

>>13199717
My man, there is no lack of sugar in Japan. Cold canned coffee is just the shittiest way to drink it. The best coffee I had in Japan was in a little cafe in the Sapporo underground. You had to leave your phone at the door and there was no cream or sugar at the table. One of the most relaxing moments of my life.

>>13199730
that does sound dope, i like the cut of your jib.

>>13199730
Why would you have to leave a phone at the door, is that so people wouldn't get recorded or there wouldn't be stupid ringing or maybe both? If you're a doctor or something you might need to get contacted.

>>13199740
It's meant to be a quiet, relaxing space. There wasn't really any conversation, jazz was playing on the speakers at a low volume, nobody was able to talk on their phone or play any sort of sounds. Everyone was either reading a book or in quiet contemplation. I liked the vibe, and the coffee was great.

>>13199740
You being serious?

>>13199750
I'd be pretty suspect of that, it's easy enough to put phones in airplane mode then reliquish them to strangers, especially japs that might try to bug them.

>>13199740
>needing to be on the phone
zoom zoom

>>13199760
It's not that I need to be on the phone but from time to time I get contacted and just like I wont turn over the keys of my apartment or home to anyone I wont give up my phone, a place like that can piss off.

Might as well just turn over the keys and codes to your car and computers as well.

>>13199767
Nobody's making anyone go to that cafe. If you are terrified of letting go of your phone, there were others in the underground that would suit you better. For some people, though, it's a nice reprieve to be able to walk away from constant outside contact.

>>13199767
you're entering their establishment, if you don't like it you don't have to patronize said establishment. the concept sounds cool to me, and i wish some places in the States would do it. cafes that allow devices have fags that order one fucking coffee and sit around all day browsing the fucking internet instead of just relaxing for a couple hours and leaving making space for new customers.

>>13199779
I think that you're saying "terrified" when that has nothing to do with it. It's more about not trusting slant eyed japs or any sneaky asians with my personal property.

>>13199789
Right, so I don't patronize establishments such as that, if I don't want cell phones around me I'll bring in a jammer but those are apparently illegal here in the USA.

>>13199792
okay Gramps, I know you lost your best friend on Iwo Jima, but not every Asian wants to bayonet you.

>>13199758
Slow down alex jones

>>13199802
I don't care about their "bayoneting" they lost that war. I do care about them bugging my phone, why don't they just ask you to reliquish your car and house keys as well, maybe your IDs as well?

>>13199803
I'm not a paranoid fuck, but I am a realist, if you're not then you're a sucker.

>>13199612
When I immediately know the answer to the question my primary concern has already become posting my answer. If somebody else beat me to the punch, so be it, but I'm not going to sift through 180 replies to figure that out, assuming that I've even taken note of how many people have replied. I'm certain that you've probably done the same thing before and I really don't understand how it eludes you as to why or how this happened.

>>13199809
You think in a CAFE based around TRANQUILITY that they might BUG your phone, dude. A realist has a reason to be paranoid, the paranoid dont. I dont think you have any good reason.

>>13199815
Nice caps, that really brings out your bullshit and lack of logic and reality.

>>13199814
Please go through the thread tho, there is a part where a super angry dude spergs out and its pretty funny

>>13199806
>bugging my phone
holy fuck you can't be serious. not like alphabet agencies already don't anyway

>>13199821
That has nothing to do with anything- er, sorry i mean, That has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING

>>13199821
He asked for evidence to your claim that youre not paranoid about a japanese cafe bugging your phone.

>>13199822
I'll do that, no point in getting wrapped up in a pissing match over a late answer. I typically will read through the thread after I post my initial reply.

>>13199829
>>13199831
Ok, you must me some dimwitted bitch that has no concept of reality or the fact that there are theives in the world and they will try to rip you off given the chance.

>>13199835
You must be right, I know nothing but you know it all.
https://www.schneier.com/

>>13199838
imagine being this jaded.

>>13199838
>dimwitted bitch
Why dont you just call me a nigger faggot and get your adhominem argument falacy to its final destination already. Dude we are all here telling you you might be paranoid, just think about it, ok? Jeez

>>13199838
Still no argument made, only names called. Youre being defensive, listen, youll have a better time if you put a bit more trust in the world. Im not saying open yourself to attack but you might be in a mental mode that is keeping you from enjoying life. Relaaaaaaaaax buddy

>>13188394
>24 dollars for a fucking small(?) pizza
>35 dollars for a large

>>13199848
Better than being a dimwitted naive bitch like you.

>>13199848
I dont wanna

>>13199859
>gets uptight about names

>>13199865
Jesus fuck

>>13199871
Are you a clinton supporter? You come across as stupid enough for that.

>>13199869
Youre calling me up tight when youre the one sperging out about your phone getting bugged. Do you want my line? Id like to talk more to you, you seem to genuinely need help

>>13199875
Nope, but im not a trump supporter either. You may be, that only goes to help my case you suffer from some dellusions.

>>13199879
I don't want to speak with you personally, I have other things to do and don't need to decode your stupid accent.

>>13199883
That's why I like text, then I don't need some phone attached to my head like a starbucks faggot.

>>13199886
Mmkay, well in case you change my mind heres my Line qr code. Dont be shy if yoi wany someone to talk to. Btw we wouldnt be chatting over voice, just text.
>>13199891
Dude, just, you...youre very defensive and lashing out at things that dont make sense, im just telling you, no one on this entire site will take your side in this argument and that should indicate something to you.

>>13199902
Perhaps you're too stupid to understand what I'm writing about. You seem to understand that stupid code you just posted but can't understand simple English.

>>13199910
Tell me what it is i dont understand. If you cant, thats only going to help my argument, so dont call me stupid and walk away, please tell me what i dont understand, even if you believe I wont get it.

>>13199917
You're not worth repeating myself to, if you can't understand your own shit then you're worthless.

>>13199925
Cmon man.

>>13199925
Listen theres a chat program called Line, down load it, make an account, go to add friends, then download that QR code i posted and use it to add me as a friend. You dont even have to talk to me right away, but just have me there as an option, okay?

This is the the most emotional thread I may have ever seen on /ck/

>>13198275
I will do this next time I go. Unlike OP, I understood how fields work.

>>13199943
What's wrong with chatting here and why would I want to download or deal with your creepy code?

>>13199959
Wow good for you, hows that working out for you

>>13199962
Pretty good.

>>13199943
You come across as one of the fagbaits that push kik on /b.

>>13199943
How about you get actual friends.

>>13199961
Its not a "creepy code" its a QR code used on Line which is the main chat program in Japan, its just the way you add friends on the program, it also uses phone numbers but id rather not post mine on 4chan. Its nothing more than a username in code form, thats all.
And id like you to add me because eventually this thread will time out, and i feel like chatting in a one on one setting will yield better results, neither of us will be trying to impress anyone who may be reading, but the main thing is this thread is impermenant and im gonna be going to bed soon so who knows if it will even be up in the morning. Cmon friend, just take a leap of faith

>>13199974
I'm not in Japan and I don't care about Japan, get over yourself.

>>13199966
Thats fine with me
>>13199971
I got them, this isnt about making friends necessarily its about perpetuating our dialogue

>>13199974
Consider hitting up that suicide forest so I don't have to hear any more of your bullshit.

>>13199978
Im not asking you to download it because its Japanese, its just that i dont use any other chat programs (i.e kik) and id rather not give out my facebook or phone number. What does giving over myself have to do with anything? The fact that its japanese isnt the point, the point is that its very simple and safe.

>>13199982
You said you had other things to do and didnt want to repeat yourself, yet here you are still arguing with me. Remeber when you said i didnt understand what youre talking about, do you care to finally flesh that out, or do you still "have things you need to be doing"
All youve been doing is throwing out ad hominem and insulting me and being very defensive but ive only been trying to chat with you and be nice for maybe 30 minutes. Im not trying to shut you down or win an argument, im trying to eluminate to you what the rest of us already see.

>>13199991
So for all of your bullsht and yapping you still haven't been able to order a pizza?

>>13199991
Why are you being such a creep and trying to get people to hit you up and be your friend on some shitty japanese kik.

>>13199996
Uh no, that was days ago, i got the pizza within 10 minutes of making the thread, you can scroll up and see for yourself

>>13199998
Because, id just like to continue this dialogue. Im interested, and you seem like you might need help. Im not here to creep on you, dont know why youd get that impression since youve been nothing but aggressive and dissmisive towards me, but my wife is a therapist and i guess i also know a thing or two about psychology and id just like to continue this dialogue and pull on your thread of logic with you a bit more. If youre so sure youre right you shouldnt have anything to fear, yeah? Youll ultimately be vindicated, yes?

>>13200012
My wife is also a therapist, she deals with sexual predators and how they use these chat rooms to trap unwilling people into horrific situations. You sound like a sexual predator.

>>13200020
Well, again, i would argue youre being paranoid. If youre wife is a professional then allow her to moderate the conversation, you can drop me at the first hint of predatory intention. Im confident that wont happen, though, because im really not interested in that, and you would be one WEIRD target, haha, i mean, logic would go dictate id have a much better time going anywhere else for that sort of thing, why would i target you of all people, thatd be one hell of a left turn

>>13200034
Your* , sorry about that

>>13200020
And btw, id also recomend allowing your wife to read this thread and see how she feels about your point of view and modus operendi with arguing your point

You folk should check out the book "The Manufacture of Madess" by Szasz.

>>13200052
Why do you say that? Also thanks for weighing in

>>13200055
It's a good book, sometimes hard to find but it's around.

>>13200057
But i mean why bring it up in this situation specifically

>>13200062
Because it's appropriate
https://www.amazon.com/Manufacture-Madness-Comparative-Inquisition-Movement/dp/0815604610

>>13200067
I assumed as much, but can you go into more detail? No ones gonna be reading the book tonight so please give us your take, id really appreciate it

>>13200020
Where did you go?

>>13200020
Alright well im really about to pass out. Please add me to line. I hope to hear from you. Peace

>>13200071
I think the title itself kind of describes it, I'm not going to rewrite what Szasz already wrote, that would be goofy. Here's the cover part of it... "In this seminal work, Dr. Szasz examines the similarities between the Inquisition and institutional psychiatry. His purpose is to show "that the belief in mental illness and the social actions to which it leads have the same moral implications and political consequences as had the belief in witchcraft and the social actions to which it led."

A lot of these are out of print, it's was tough getting those in the 1980s because the book appeared to be supressed.

>>13200094
Yeah, i read the summary also but maybe its due to my lack of understanding but i actually dont see the through line. How would YOU say the books philosoohy applies to this thread?

>>13200105
Philosophy*

>>13200105
Because OP can barely order a pizza in Osaka, Japan but wants to blame others for his problems.

>>13200105
Maybe he's turning Japanese and lost the ability to communicate in English?

>>13200114
Thats silly. Also how exactly am i blaming others for my problems? and how is being unable to order a pizza in a foreign country i have no study in some kind of detrement to my personality or intelligence?

>>13200121
Ewww, how the worm turns, now who's on the defensive.

>>13200127
I wasnt insulting anyone, i just think his point makes no sense. I also asked a pretty standard question. Who am i blaming for my problems, and what problems might those be? Im not attacking anyone. Youre the one that still sounds nonsensically angry. Why are you still so angry? Again, id recomend showing your wife this exchange and getting her take on it.

>>13200127
Then again your wife may be a sycophant or a hubby pleaser. This is what im going to do: im going to save this thread, make a collage of our posts, and hopefully generate more discussion about it in hopes you see it. Im not trying to take you down, but if everyone on 4chan sides with me, outside of calling me some kind of faggot who cares way too much about this (which doesnt bother me) maybe youll start to understand how you look.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-cZfTIOb0H4

>>13200127
Can you answer those questions: how exactly am i blaming others for my problems? and how is being unable to order a pizza in a foreign country i have no study in some kind of detrement to my personality or intelligence?

If you cant, im afraid youre still the one that looks sad and defensive. Because i dont see myself blaming anyone for anything, and i dont see myself having some kind of issue or personality detrement because i cant order a pizza in a foreign land.

>>13200198
And no one else will either, except for those looking to feel superior because they can.

Go to bed, I left this thread for 30 minutes, and you are still responding to anon's. This is probably why you want to use Line so much. So you can know you are actually talking with the same person.

>>13200209
Its not. Im confident its the same person. Dont worry about me, im good. I know im putting more effort into this than i should, but oh well.

>>13200209
Also i am in bed, with the the sheets on, and lights off, and i took a sleeping pill. But something just isnt allowing me to let go just yet

Ggrgh

Hshs

Vump

OP is a fag that can't order pizza lmao.

>>13202848
Post a picture of yourself with a time stamp

>>13202848
Post a pic of urself with a time stamp

Bunl

Hhhh

What the fuck is going on in this thread.

>>13203521
Yeah

>>13203521
As Op, im very proud of this thread

was the pizza good?

>>13203940
It was better than american dominoes. It tasted like actual pizza. I hate american dominoes, so i was happy with the taste, but it cost 40 bucks and was really small for a large

>>13188392
>m
>r
>L
wtf? Medium, regular, large?

>>13188463
Great way to fuck with them then.

>>13193495
Name 10 anime that do that

>>13200386
>>13200889
>>13202727
>>13202904
>>13202989
nani?

>>13203999
Im still so mad about that post, especially the bit about anime.

>>13203999
RRRRRR FUCK i hate that guy SO MUCH. Like dude i just fucking here blind, i dont know shit, and to end his post with fuck you, like RREEEEEEEEEE what is your problem why are you even mad. I want him to post a picture of his face and bed room so bad it hurts

DauchsBund