/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Who cares nigga. Stop writing so goddam much bullshit.

>>13177925
He's going to be a girl now isn't he?

Karma for taking those bitcoins from Popeyes

nice incoherent ramble

>>13177925
RIP Tilda

>>13177925
Maybe that will teach him not to climb up on ladders and fiddle around in the attic wearing a three piece suit.

>>13177925
>Surgery
>For a broken tailbone
Nigga what?

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>>13177945
Hi guys. Thanks for the support i guess.

>>13177952
I'd fuck your twink ass

>>13177945
broken tailbone can fuck you up good.

>>13177952
>I fell off my house and broke my tailbone
More like the bull got a little carried away and broke my tailbone

>>13177955
I broke your dad's tailbone. You know. With my penis.

>>13177955
Yes, but there's no surgery for broken tailbones you just have to tough it out until it heals on it's own, Broken tailbones is one of the most painful injuries you can get.

>>13177945
These injuries likely require titanium plates and screws.

I only know this because of articles over Olympic gymnasts getting injured really badly from landing wrong.

>>13177954
Why do I keep seeing this shit in every thread? He's not even close to a twink. He's some fucking FAS ridden bone goblin.

>>13177952
Get well soon fren

It was in his garage. Your welcome.

>>13177925
How can life be so cruel. 24 hours ago, you were completely fine and just uploaded a new youtube video of yourself, eating chicken sandwiches, and then the next day, you accidentally fell off the roof of your house and landed in the hospital.

What the fuck is wrong with reality. It's like someone playing a cruel joke.

>>13177930
Yes

>>13177971
That depends on how badly he broke it though. If it's not too badly broken doctors don't do shit and just let it heal on it's own.

>>13177980
Lol! Kek! Kekistani! Lmao! Roflmao! Haha! Lost!

>>13177925

DUDE, did they chop off one of his arms?

Reviewbrah's left arm is missing.

>>13177981
>just let it heal on it's own
>on it's own
>on it is own
Read a fucking book you illiterate nigger.

>>13178014
Suck my cock faggot

>>13178014
Oh, I'm so sorry mr. grammer nazi. Let it heal on its' own. Are you fucking happy now? Piece of shit.

>>13178027
Gladly

>>13177930
To be fair he would probably make a hot girl.

>>13177952
Can you review the hospital's food please?

>can’t eat fast food anymore because of injury
Is this some American thing

>>13178031
Meh, Nice try

>>13177952
Get well soon babes... <3
Please post your toes for verification.

>>13178044
No he wouldn't.

>>13178056
He's mocking you, not baiting you. I know you don't have enough brain cells to know the difference, but rest assured that he succeeded.

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>>13177980

ILoveYouReviewBrah... Don't Go!

Which foodtuber would you genuinely feel bad if they died?

>>13177952
What are your injuries exactly sempai? Will you still be a beacon of truth?

Why would this end his career? It's not like a tailbone injury screws with your diet forever.

>>13178104
Steve

>>13177925
wow, you guys are slow.

>>13178104
Daym Drops

>today I'm going to review this hospital meatloaf...

>>13177952
Does reviewbrah really post here? Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>13178173
There have been threads all day, the jannies are hard at work to keep his illness a secret before the upcoming election

I don't give a shit faggot

>>13178079
I want to fuck

>>13178104
None. Each death would be hilarious and the only reason I regulate this board is the opportunity to make fun when if happens.

>>13177925
He's gonna review some hospital food next.

>>13177925
transition when

>>13178251
What was the board like when Anthony Bourdain died?

>>13178318
Pretty fun, but I ended up having to tease real Bourdain fans instead of really digging in on proper Bourdain abuse. I hope it will be different when Jack dies.

>>13178251
Maybe you should "regulate" some English lessons instead.

>>13178318
Yeah but no one really liked that faggot.

>>13178324
That would be very boring.

>NOOOO MY MANLET ECELEB FAGGOT

Instant karma for eating satans chicken.

>>13178104
Li ziqi

It looks like he’s lying under a bed of HAM haha

>>13177925
desu he looks kinda cute in that picture

get well soon reviewbrah

Who says he can't eat fast food anymore? Did I miss something?

>>13177925
>hospital room with hardwood floor

>>13178460
why? what is there to doubt?

>>13177925
He looks like he just gave birth.
He's such a twin BTW.
Does anybody know if he's actually gay.

>>13178074
Someone who failed elementary English isn't particularly in any position to mock anyone.

>>13177952

Get well soon brah!

>>13178188
I wonder that as well. I think he used to lurk on /fit/ a long time ago, but he's pretty much a fully pledged redditor now.

blessings for my king

>>13178600
The faggot who was stalking him probably came from here, so I don't blame him for distancing himself from this place.

dont watch much of his channel anymore, but i hope he gets well soon

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>>13178640
c-cute

>>13178640
This reminds me of when I was in college, during halloween this guy dressed like a girl and was pretty convincing, he would have been attractive. I kept staring at him because I couldn't believe it and I could tell that made him uncomfortable and to this day I feel bad because I didn't want to fuck him and I wasn't looking at him like that I was just trying to see if there was anything 'masculine' I could pinpoint to look for so as to avoid accidentally hooking up with a tranny

>>13178633
The schism happened way earlier than that. The only reason he was occupying any of these places, including bodybuilding forum was that these were the only places actually giving him any sort of attention, once he had an out to be active somewhere else he took it without a second of hesitation.

>>13178640
wow. pretty cute desu
>>13178657
nigga you got some shit you need to admit to yourself

>>13178657
lmao fag

>>13178640
Jane is a pretty cute traditional wife that always wears a traditional dress. She stays home to take care of your children, always packs you lunches to take with you at home and always has a hot meal ready for you once you come home. She also loves your very much and wants to do nothing else other than making you happy.

>>13178511
is 'elementary english' a class you took recently? how do you fail it? you should have said
>Someone who fails to speak English at a rudimentary level isn't...
instead

>>13178640
I don't know what to feel

>>13178362
This

>>13177952
We love you RB

Please make more content

And invite Claire

>>13178104
Badlands Chugs

I'd love him doing reviews of opioids,
oxycodon vs tramadol who's the best pain reliever?

>>13178046
This! When life gives you lemons...

>>13178044
Mistress is harsh but fair.

>>13178727
>content
zoom zoom

>>13178125
His family/doctor might have him swap over to healthier fare and lay off the admittedly garbage food that he opts for.
I for one think this could be the turning point in his career that sees him embrace some other kind of line of foodstuffs. Keto? Paleo? We shall see.

>>13178829
That's my HS gf...what has science done??

>>13178842
He didn't fall because of his diet, he's no less healthy now than he was diet-wise. At least not for any appreciable amount of time. As soon as he's out of the hospital, he can carry on like he always did. Have some faith anon

>>13178006
Yes, now he cannot tie a tie, and can therefore never eat fast food again

>>13177955
I just fractured mine from slipping on ice and even that was excruciating.

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>>13178507
I think he has autism so that usually means he's involuntarily asexual

>>13178104
Steve since hes at constant risk given the shit hes eating. Mike Chen because he seems to be a legitimate person.

>>13178966
I dated a guy with legit autism and I can tell you right now he certainly was not asexual.

>>13178977
>no photoshopped shark stuffy
Low effort.

>>13178985
faggot

>>13178977
holy shit those posts are terrifying, no wonder they kill themselves in droves

>>13178104
Steve and Jon Townsend.
But I'd get over it in a couple minutes.

>>13177925
>I was doing work in the attic, lost footing and fell 12 feet onto concrete. I hit the back of my head and tailbone hard
he’s so incredibly lucky it’s not even funny. You can die from falling and hitting your head in concrete at ground level, or go into a coma, or become paralyzed.

>>13178362
>the same shill from pol and k
Hope the 0,02 somalian shillings are worth it

>>13178104
The internet was more sad when Francis died than any other youtuber in history.

>>13178640
I am legitematly intrigued

>>13178700
Elementar is a german word meaning essential, this guy probably confused the two

>>13178667
>no jane to come home to and make sweet love to under the bed cover missionary position

>>13177925
>His career is over. His doctor and his family won't let him eat junk food anymore
are you his doctor? why would falling and hurting bones affect your ability to eat shitty fast food?

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>>13179111
Epic win! Your trips are well deserved, Sir.

>>13179111
now fix the two piss-coloured messages

>>13177925
>His doctor and his family won't let him eat junk food anymore

From hitting concrete? He's not in for a failing kidney, he had a fall, I've seen people hit by cars who eat mcdonald's on the reg.

Not saying it's healthy or encouragable but damn come on son

>>13177925
Do you think he cried like a little girl when he fell? I bet he did

>>13177925
>https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek/community
rest in pieces reviewbrah

>>13177972
Like jessie starr?

>>13179111
I just wish that jews didn’t exist

>>13177952
Get well soon, brother

>>13178835
You will die old and alone, being tortured by minorities in a retirement center.

>>13179555
>You will die old
not at this rate

>>13177930
yes

>>13178104
has ja/ck/ died yet? Question obviously unrelated to your post

>>13177925
Does he have a vagina now?

>>13179564
Is that his sister? I wanna lick those toes clean.

>>13179004
>Believing an obvious LARP
Yikes, bro.

>>13178104
Barry Lewis's wife

>>13178104
Steve.

>>13178318
Everyone was calling him a jew faggot and saying they were glad he died in like all the threads I saw about it lawl

>>13179828
It's not larp, that's obviously not reviewbrab but you can look up their reddit account. Go do it right now and tell me its larp.

>>13179849
>Going to R*ddit
No thanks

>>13178657
bruh..

>>13178640
Wtf I love reviewbrah now

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>>13178661
Ahahaha what? If you weren't painfully new, you'd know he's full-on /pol/ack, and the Old Guard, not the newfaggots.
>>13178640
Knock it off.

>>13177925
>His career is over. His doctor and his family won't let him eat junk food anymore and he might need surgery in the future.
>"HURR I LOVE PULLING SHIT OUT OF MY ASS LIKE A FAGGOT."
Fuck off.

>>13179920
Well, /pol/ is reddit, so it matches well.

>>13177952
Huh?

>>13177930
Since he's a /pol/itician, probably not.
>inb4 evidence
:^)
In all seriousness I've been pulling hairs trying to find it on my harddrive. It's also doesn't help that normalfags latched onto him, and also worryingly don't get his dry sense of humor. Anyway, try 4plebs or some other archive.

>>13179929
The post in question was from /pol/'s hay day, you twat. And ALL of 4chan is reddit.

>>13179837
>Bourdain
>Jew

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>>13177925
Chick-Fil-A is trying to take him out