/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You sound like a massively insecure puddle of shit.

>>13176239
where I come from this is top-tier.

>>13176239
my gf's pussy. literally priceless

>>13176259
Because no one would pay for it.

One time, instead of ordering from the dollar menu, I got a Big Mac combo, large

>>13176303
One time instead of ordering from the dollar menu I inserted $100 bills up my ass got a Franklin short of 5 g

I went to my local Chinese buffet the other day had a little in the dry side, head on mystery fish, a cup of hot and sour soup, some of their green beans and a cup of rice too. I have very good taste and people who can’t afford the Chinese buffet are uncultured and don’t understand what real Chinese tastes like.

I order from Uber Eats and never tip.

>>13176467
>>13176467
how much spit and piss do you think youve ingested by now?

>>13176239
>There are too many threads here about fast food and other poor people food
Because the average cu/ck/ seems to be a NEET 20 year old

>>13176265
>$100/lb meat
>deep fry that shit
But why?

>>13176781
It's a transitional board like /fit/, if you learn how to cook well you're too busy having a bunch of friends and getting laid constantly to post on 4chan.

Chipotle is pretty good. usually runs me a bit over $10 a burrito. Olive garden is pretty expensive too.

>>13176265
>"Here's why it's worth the price"
>Fails to show why it's worth the price

>>13177014
>you learn how to cook well you also learn how to talk to people

>>13176265
BOOM!

For me, it's Ruth Chris steakhouse's Filet Mignon. I always order one when I go there, it's like $46 and sides are extra.

I usually start off with a Caesar salad, martini, for appetizer they have these really good veal raviolis, then I get the filet medium with some scalloped potatoes or some other bullshit green side. Then for dessert is raspberry sorbet and a cappuccino

>>13178521
>Ruth's Chris
Morton's called and said you're a faggot

>>13176467
That's almost like a parody of this shit, it's just a fuckin ice cream with gold leaf

>>13178522
They got a Mortons nearby but it's near a mall so it can't be all that impressive

>>13178532
A FUCKING LEAF.

>>13178541
What city?

>>13178521
I went one time to see what all the rage was and left disappointed; they put way too much butter on it and that's all I could taste. Plus the waitress was annoying and kept trying to talk to my group, when she brought my food she was all 'mmm looks good blah blah' I'm like, bitch, don't tell me what looks good! But only in my brain because I'm not gonna make a scene for someone behaving like 90% of the rest of the morons out there.

>>13176239
A lot of time when I go out for some ultra luxury meal the flavors and ingredients are just too 'rich', like they just add a shit ton of truffles because they're expensive while completely disregarding balance. I eat a lot of Chipotle, they put together cheap fresh ingredients well which makes for a more enjoyable meal to me than whatever I'd get at Wulfgang Pucks restaurants

>>13178521
>double digit steaks

oh no

>>13178611
It sounds like your palate has a pH of about 11....it's pretty BASIC

>>13176239
faggot, the richest and most powerful man on earth eats mcdonalds and well done steaks and there's nothing you can do about it

>>13178768
Vladimir Putin eats McDonalds?

im a neet

:(

i get food stamps

been a neet for most of the last decade

>>13178768
>>13178775
>thinking Trump or Putin is the most powerful man on Earth

>>13178434
They're paying 100~ per lb. Add in cost of other ingredients, labor and it's a fair price.

>>13176239
The first time my last gf came over I served crispbread topped with crème fraîche and caviar with chilled rosé champagne.

>>13179288
>Non-Poor People Food
>crispbread

>>13178594
Santa Ana, California

This mall is filled with wetbacks, and the mortons is probably just filled with rich wetbacks (yes they exist, and they're slightly more tolerable than their undomesticated brethren)

>>13179288
>unleavened bread? That’s for poor people
>*buys 5 dollar bag of pita chips*

>be rich
>spend it on fancy alcohol that still tastes like shit

>>13179538
crispbread isn't unleavened, or at least needn't be

>>13176950
SHATA UPPU FIRUFI GAIJIN! YOU PAY FOR SMARU NIKU CHUNK DEEPU FRIED WIF SEAWEED

>>13176265
>wasting your a5 wagyu on a sandwich when you could be having it in your ramen

>>13178789
Didnt you read the OP? Please retain from posting further. And no I don't have any spare change

>>13176265
Do they offer that with cooked steak?

lol, some of the food in this thread is so very overpriced for how shitty it is

>expensive food
>it's just a large piece of an expensive ingredient

Man I really like smoked river salmon with capers and baby potatoes in cast iron

Also up there are streamed Bay crabs with kampot pepper-usually an orderve

Farmed venison is great in winter, leek and potato mash and red wine gravy

Once I ate snow leopard, fucking Chinese. Tasted like shit.
Also blue python, elephant, those endangered armadillo things, tiger paw. All tasted bad, all China business events.

I got some very good black sea caviar in Azerbaijan and Georgia, honestly what passes as caviar these days is a joke. I'm not trying to be an ass but not every goddamn fish egg qualifies.

I still import cognac from Armenia, prosecco from Italy, ergotou from cheng during and sec Mai from Manipur.
For that matter vinegar from France, good vinegar is so hard to get

Whale really isn't all that, but it's distinct so I imagine a matter of taste.

Peking duck really can be special if you get it from the right place, my chef buys one from a specialist and makes fried spring rolls and and confit- some Australian came up with it apparently

Tazmanian mountain pepper is fantastic, as are a range of ethnic mainland Australian peppers. Very important for your seafood sauces.

Most rich people have awful taste, Donna hay magazine but more organic and exotic garnishes.

spare some shekels frens?

im but a poor neet

>>13180044
Go door to door offering to rake leaves for a fiver then, faggot. It's that time of year.

>>13180051
There's no need for homophobic slurs.

>>13178532
Gilded Age 2: Gold Leaf Ice Cream Boogaloo

>>13177014
>>13178491
Oh Jesus please don’t tell me you actually learn anything from this shitty board full of idiots who can’t cook

i regularly eat at relatively expensive restaurants l/swanky hotel buffets paid for by sugar daddies

many of them married with kids, basically getting no action from their wives/no attraction anymore

t. twinkish homo

>>13180078
don't worry
I don't cook

>>13180169

jeez hard to imagine why a woman wouldnt want to fuck a literal faggot

I exclusively drink from my Juicero.

>>13176239
Imagine being so poor when you finally get spending money you think attending a restaurant more expensive than Burger King is something to feel pride over.

>>13179533
That sucks dude. The original Morton's in Chicago was Frank Sinatra and the rat packs favorite hangout. If you're ever in the mood for a great steak give the one there a try, it might surprise you. Just do yourself the favor of calling and reserving a private booth.

>>13176239
>Non-Poor People Food
You mean like McDonald's? Or are you wealthier than Warren Buffet?

>>13181047
>5 cans of coke
A day? Eww. McDonalds and dairy queen once in a while is alright, but at his age he must really be trying to kill himself.

>>13181047

^This. Billionaires love fast food. Expensive restaurants usually suck because they're trying too hard to make some pretentious exotic dish instead of just giving you what you really want which is nuggets and honey mustard dipping sauce.

>>13181072
He drinks the good stuff too. Cherry Coke, REAL style (none of that diet / zero crap).

>>13181088
But what does he think of cinnamon coke?

>>13181076
>>13181088
to be fair he owns stock in these companies and has a high profile so his enthusiasm is a bit of viral marketing

>>13181106
He owns stock in everything.
Also the amount he's spent on McDonald's wouldn't really be enough of his portfolio to base his daily eating habits around. People have done plenty of interviews and documentaries with him in it and I doubt he would be seen eating McDonald's food that many times if all he wanted was a publicity stunt.

>>13181106
>>13181120
This, and he's also not the only rich person who likes fast food or Coke. It's a common thing to like among every income bracket.
>What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.
-Andy Warhol

>>13181132
>A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking.
Unless you're getting it from a Freestyle machine, then it's piss.

>>13181140
Agreed, except I would extend that to any soda machines. I only get soda in sealed bottle or can form. In fact I always imagined by "a Coke" that Warhol was talking about a can of Coke and didn't even entertain the possibility of paper cup shit.

>>13181120
>i think the way celebrities in documentaries behave is how they act when cameras are off
Was there ever a more gullible generation than millennials? I think not.

>>13176239
>be black man
>strike gold as a rapper
>spend all your money on stupid shit like 2500 dollar cockails
>go bankrupt

A tale as old as time

>>13181106
Warren buffet is autistic about brand promotion.

>>13181184
I didn't say that, dipshit. There are many pictures and videos of him eating McDonald's or of random McDonald wrappers in his trash or on his desk with half eaten sandwiches in it.
Why would he pretend to eat McDonald's a hundred fucking times when that's not even anywhere close to his primary investment?

>>13181191
He just likes the food. I hate how you schizos need to turn everything into a conspiracy.

Typical night in with my friends.

>>13181212
fag

>>13181207
Other billionaires might not be, but warren buffet is autistic about brand promotion. He really deserves his money.

>>13181250
He said "he's not afraid of dying" in reference to eating McDonalds. Sounds more like a guy who actually eats there than a guy trying to make it sound good for money. He also last invested a decent amount in McDonald's decades ago, which he sold off during the late 90s.
And if that's not enough for you, it's also known a whole slew of different rich people have received and frequently used McDonald's Gold Cards (some for annual free food, others for lifetime free food), including Larry Crandell, Rob Lowe, Mitt Romney's dad, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet.
The idea they're just pretending to like it is retarded. It's not an act. Don't know why it's so hard to understand the appeal of the exact kind of food likable enough to become the biggest restaurant chain in the world.

>>13178762
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ROASTED

>>13179560
I went to this restaurant. One of my friends got this because of the novelty factor. Its not worth.

Although overhyped and probably unworthy of its michelin star, the food isn't bad in general Standing in a long ass line that goes down the entire block and then sitting with the other table to your fucking back because the restaurant refuses to acquire a decent amount of seating or space is beyond me, however.

>>13176239
I bought $1 six piece cold chicken wings from the piggly wiggly deli after hours yesterday. I guess they sat under a heat lamp most of the day cause they were like chicken jerky, which tasted great but it broke my very front tooth crown. So they actually ended up being $800 chicken wings.

>>13182098
I got the Spicy Tori Paitan, which was definitely worth it, since I'm not a shoyu ramen fan in general. I showed up 10 minutes before it opened, got in on the first seating, and sat at the 'bar' (i.e. the line of chairs looking into the kitchen) which seemed less uncomfortable and more interesting than the tables.
IIRC, it's the Tokyo location that has a Michelin star; the SF one only has the Bib Gourmand designation.

>>13181527
Fast food is chemically engineered to taste good, most people who hate it have a problem with it mentally and see it as something for the poor and those beneath their status, and they can't wrap their heads around the idea of someone with a lot of money that doesn't care about this and enjoys something seen as a staple of the poor and/or unhealthy

>>13176239
Fast food isn't a poor people food, it's a people who are bad at handling money food.

>>13182556
Poor people are poor because they are bad at handling money.

>>13178521
>raviolis
Kek
Retard

>>13180060
shut your pozhole, queer

>>13182580
First, because there dumb. Everything else comes after that.

>>13176256
Those are top-tier anywhere when fresh out of the fryer and salted properly

>>13178762
Upvoted and enjoy your Gold®

>>13178522
>>13178521
Speaking of overpriced steakhouses, what do you think about Peter Lugers getting blown the fuck out?

>>13181076
This but unironically. Warren lurks here and shares our love of tendies

>>13181527
>>13182215
Rich people also generally like fast food because an obligatory trait for getting rich is being cheap and stingy as fuck

>>13180078
I've learned a lot of interesting things about cooking on this board. If you only read fast food threads then you will not find much cooking related information. You will come across fast food shitposting.

>>13182769
It was by the New York Times. They have zero credibility and it makes you wonder what the owner did to piss them off

>>13176239
It's not necessarily expensive, but GOOD liver.
Most liver is trash because it 1) decomposes fast and 2) usually has bile in it which makes it taste nasty

livers from younger animals are milder tasting and lighter colored. But regardless of the animal age, it has to be free of green/yellow hues. A calf liver should be bright pink, and a grown beef liver should be bright dark red.

Pic related, a good adult cow liver. Technically not expensive, just REALLY hard to find. I'd say maybe 20% of calf's liver qualifies, and 3% of beef liver.

>>13182822
Is that shit in the back tripe or part of the liver?
It looks vile so I’m thinking it’s tripe and you might be a nigger

not necessarily expensive, but GOOD liver.
Most liver is trash because it 1) decomposes fast and 2) usually has bile in it which makes it taste nasty. If you're a non-europoid you can easily tell the difference.

livers from younger animals are milder tasting and lighter colored. But regardless of the animal age, it has to be free of green/yellow hues. A calf liver should be bright pink, and a grown beef liver should be bright dark red.

Pic related, a good adult cow liver. Technically not expensive, just REALLY hard to find. I'd say maybe 20% of calf's liver qualifies, and 3% of beef liver. You also wanna get the bits near the edge of the organ, as they have the least bile.

>>13182841
>>13182822
>>13182834
Why did you do this you fucking faggot you barely changed anything

>>13182773
That's not a requirement to get rich, it's a requirement to stay rich.

>>13182580
>Poor people are poor because they are bad at handling money.
That's not true.
The amount of money poor people earn to begin with is still very, very little even before you factor in how they're wasting it.
Being bad at managing a $16,000 annual income (a little north of federal minimum hourly wage annualized) vs. being good at managing a $16,000 annual income would amount to an extremely negligible difference when you compare it to someone starting with an $80,000 salary, and the comparison only gets more ridiculous the higher you go on the second person's income e.g. comparing the $16K earner to six figure salaries, or to multi-million dollar salary CEOs, or to apex billionaires like Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos.
If roughly every hour you're making another $40 like with the $80,000 salary example (you wouldn't get paid by the hour on that salary, but you can still imagine earning that much per hour as a close enough estimate), think about how during any given hour you could throw away $8 (hourly rate for $16,000) and still have most of what you earned for that hour, let alone most of what you're earning overall which would be an even greater savings rate assuming you don't throw away $8 every single hour you work.
It's kind of like by analogy having a fight between a scrawny 130lb manlet who did the most he could do with the frame he was given vs. some lazy 6'8 guy 260lb guy. You'd be insane to put your money on the 130lb manlet no matter how hard he trained because he's literally half the size of the guy he's fighting. And if he *didn't* train the difference would be completely negligible. He's going to get wrecked hard either way because he's simply not even starting out anywhere close to the ballpark of the other guy.

>>13182798
My thoughts exactly. And who the fuck goes to fucking Peter Lugers and orders the fish?

>>13178768
>trump
>rich

>>13176239
I'm so poor I don't even get the expensive menu items at fast food restaurants. I can't relate to anyone.

>>13182881
Thank u

>>13176467
>decadant
Insider is so fucking low quality

ITT: food for poor people that quickly ran into money

>>13183216
>he's this obsessed with trump
>he's baiting

4/10 i replied

>>13178762
that's just superstition

>>13178768
Jeff Bezos doesn't eat any of that shit though. That's why he's not a decrepit lardass.

>>13183794
He's not in his seventies either.

>>13176256
Hard to ruin fries when they are cooked in a clean fryer and you ask for them without salt so you can do it yourself.

>>13178768
>and well done steaks
this kills me everytime

>>13178768
I have no interest in defending Trump's eating habits, but I think I read once that well done steaks is the standard for people like that simply because they can't take the even tiny risk of infection you get from rare meat.
I think they mentioned the Queen of England as another example of someone who never has meat that's even a little pink in the middle.

>>13183845
the queen of england eats cereal out of tupperware like a poorfag

>>13183811
Should I be impressed someone as obese as Trump made it to his 70s?

>>13183845
>can't risk any chance of infection
>can risk being a disgusting fatass
That's not how any of this works.

>>13183849
I love her all the more for that.

>>13184187
>avocado is cut in opening setup but still has to be cut it as first step
>one slice of toast disappears
>half of caviar disapears
>half of capers disappear and goes from white bowl to clear
>eggs go from brown to white and from 3 to 4
This autist obviously needed 20 takes to get avocado toast right

>>13182881
You wrote all this out to describe a simple concept. Do you think it's complex? The point still stands.

>>13178793
Can you give me a quick rundown?

>>13181212
What does the bottle holder do, other than let you read wine ads?

>>13184265
it's $179 and has a one way valve in the top and an unnecessary android device for them to sell you wine. "it keeps your wine fresh for 30 days". who the fuck drinks the same bottle of wine over an entire month? shouldn't it be gone the night you open it?

>>13182881
imagine being this bad at handling money

>>13176950
you know how people obsess over getting a good crust on steak, and cooking it F A S T so it doesn't get overdone in the middle?
deep frying literally does that, it makes steak crispy as fuck and in only a minute or two

>>13178522
>Morton's
Ruth's has the better Filet, Morton's has better Porterhouse.

>>13184291
Worth it.

>>13185916
doesn't that thing need a network connection in order to dispense salt?

>>13185916
I can't wait for those to be connected to an AI that dictates how much salt I'm allowed to have.

>>13176239
t. new money

>>13184235
Not an argument, try again.

>>13185916
All this needs is proprietary salt cartridges to refill it with

>>13176467
fucking normies

>>13181212
Sorry Amy the wifis not working no wine today.

>>13181212
>Wine with twist off tops and not natural corks
Not only are you a fag you're not even a decent fag

>>13184187
god i fucking hate this guy

>>13185934
what a boring dystopia we live in

>>13187568
The worst is when they just add sheet gold to food to make it "fancy" / expensive.
You cannot even taste gold nor extract any sort of calories or nutrition of any other sort from it. It's on the same level as eating grass or dirt.

>>13187568
lol imagine spending a mill on coconut brandy hahha

>>13189111
but pretty colours

>>13189111
Gold actually comes out the other end and makes your poop twinkly though.

>>13189115
It doesn't matter how rich I get. I'd never do something like that. It's not about whether I can afford it so much as about feeling like an asshole for doing it.
I'm not some charitable saint, but I couldn't live with myself if I walked past a starving homeless guy on my way to drop a million bucks on some meme drink. That's just rubbing it in.

>>13189287
I wouldn't buy it either, but at the same time, fuck the homeless. Get a job!

>>13189296
Yeah, I'm not saying I'd give that mill to them instead. I'd just feel like a piece of shit for wasting it like that.
I hate wasting food too even though I have almost no sympathy for those starving kids in Africa.

>>13186674
I heard if you have a broken SMALT just tell the company and they'll send you a new one for free because they make their money off the cartridges not the unit.

>>13181187
are you really this goddamn stupid to think he's actually paying for this dumbass shit?
while he's being filmed for TV?
check yourself.

>>13190778
He probably is paying for it.

>>13190784
he is not. your racism is clouding your judgement.
another tale as old as time.

>>13176736
probably none as they dont realize you havent tipped until after they deliver

>>13190797
No I’m judging on the fact that I’ve never heard of him or the show so there likely isn’t a tremendous show budget being worked with as even the larger channels are extremely stingy with giving unproven shows funds. I do hate black people though.

>>13176265
Uncooked meat. Yeah, no thanks

>>13189296
they cant get a fucking job they have no home you moron

>>13176239
I had Jamon Iberido de Bellota which is $176/lb cured ham. It was good, but it sort of just melts in your mouth. I'd rather have something with a bit of texture like Jamon Serrano.

>>13178875
deep frying it tho

>>13184187
This is the most soy thing ive ever seen

>>13180039
>Once I ate snow leopard, fucking Chinese.

fuck that makes me sad. why? why would someone eat a snow leopard?

>>13176239
My family used to be rich so I've had a lot of expensive food, but my family lost it all because of my grandpa's crippling gambling addiction after losing his wife to cancer and his son to a car accident.

So yknow, be happy you can afford it now cause you never know what life might do to you.

>>13190997
Jokes on you. Worked for a restaurant recently and got to speak to Door Dash, Grub Hub and Uber Eats drivers. They DO see the tip, it shows up for them after they hit that they've picked up the food for some apps, for others right away (so some just drop the order if the tip sucks) .

So yeah you've ingested a lot of boogers, cum, and spit by now. Tip your driver.

>>13180039
Holy shit. That formating is so cringey, you don't need to put so many fucking spaces.
You're definitely a faggot

>>13183845
I thought Trump took his steaks well done because he's a well known germaphobe?

>>13189111
>dirt
you dumb nigger fucking poor retard.
Gold adds a decadent texture to the mouthfeel you fucking 4 dollar an hour cocksucker

this thread is making me communist, especially that fuckin juice machine.

>>13191937
Get out.

>>13191868
that's kinda what he said

>>13191937
get a job fag

>>13187568
whoa optical illusion from watching this

>>13182881
>durr r money hard me poor i like coke-a-cola
kys slave goy

>>13176265
that shit still raw.
Fuck that.

>>13192630
No, it's more like a lack of saving money is a stupid thing to focus on as the problem for people with very low income.
If you're poor you'd be much better off focusing on increasing your income than on trying desperately to save pennies. The expression penny wise and pound foolish was made for people who think like you do.

>>13176239
>why they are so much better than what the average co/ck/ eats.

I had Foie Gras at a michelin restaurant in France when I was 15 years old (back in the late nineties) and I didn't really like it and I've been going for years thinking maybe I just showed when the chef had a bad day or something.

Then recently, a restaurant near me picked up a star - I visited shortly after with some friends and had the foie gras and, oh lord, it's just as bad as I remembered it.

Rich Person Food isn't better, it's just more expensive and harder to prepare.

>>13191012
Isn't that fucking Snoop Dogg? I can't imagine anyone in NA who hasn't at least heard of him as "that shitty stoner rapper who's everywhere".

>>13189108
All the smart devices of Battle Network, none of the sentient AI bros or waifus.

>>13182580
Not always. Sometimes they're poor because their parents were bad at handling money.

>>13182580
Or you can’t work, or you just fucked up your job history and can’t move up?

>>13193456
>michelin restaurant
No u didnt

>>13193629
Why are you doubting someone went to a really good restaurant? It's not that impressive of a thing to have done with your spare time and money. If he were claiming he were the chef at that restaurant I would doubt it.

>>13193583
>Isn't that fucking Snoop Dogg?
No? Just another flashy rapper hack nobody will remember in less than 5 years.

>>13178521
>Ruth Chris is high class

>>13178521
>>13178522
>>13178541
>>13184944
>steakfags
>no le my piece of meat!
>no me xD

>>13193642
It's 2chainz, one of the best selling and most influential rappers of the past 5 years

>>13189090
thats the target demographic for sure.

>>13191842
Uber eats ask for ratings and tips about 30mins after you get your food here

>>13191942

>>13180039
>I still import cognac from Armenia
You're importing brandy then. Cognac is literally named for one French town where it's made according to certain specifics. To be cognac it needs to be made a certain way and be from that one region in France. What you're getting is Armenian brandy made like cognac, which can definitely be good, but it's not cognac.

>>13191842
>expecting a tip before the customer has even received the food
More disgusting than the spitting IMO

>>13183845
How can the queen of england not afford to get an infection? Royalty is bred to be easily replaceable when they die.

>>13193629
>Everybody on 4chan is a neet like me
Please go back to >>>/r9k>

>>13194801
In Armenia and most (all?) of the former Soviet countries, it's known as cognac. Their languages don't have another commonly used word for brandy. And even in colloquial English, words like "cognac " and "champagne " are arguably used more often to refer to any liquor prepared in a manner popularized by said regions than actually originating there. There's nothing intrinsically wrong about that, anymore than it would be wrong to talk about Black Forest cake or frankfurters prepared outside of Germany. You could appeal to EU standards, but it's pretty obvious that your local laws are irrelevant to the conversation. So not only are you being pedantic, you're also wrong.

>>13176265
I would get this once

>>13176239
macarons. when i was a teen and i had a job and no bills to pay, i would buy a half dozen every friday from this bakery near my house. to this day still my favorite food but i’m broke so i only have them on my birthday or special occasions.

most expensive was Momofuku Ko I think. $255pp + wine pairing puts you out about $1,000 at the end of the night. It was good.

>>13176255
I understand that poverty and low IQ are tightly correlated but surely even a destitute troglodyte such as yourself can comprehend the OP's kind request for you to refrain from posting in this thread.

>>13180039
>thread about rich people food
>brags about importing cheap af ergotou
o i am laffin

>>13176467
>generic soft-serve with gold leaf
>advertised by appealing to new age pseudo-nutrition
>decadant

>>13182881
That's a bad analogy because fighting is very heavily skewed towards people with actual skill in it.

>>13193447

Ok, nigger.

>>13195783
Even more than them using $1.50 worth of gold leaf to justify an exorbitant price, it's the fucking TCBY looking soft serve that bothers the shit out of me.

>>13195807
No fighting is heavily skewed to the bigger person. You can’t train to kick a grizzly bears ass, you will lose.

>>13176467
>accelerates metabolism and balances the pH level in the body
Surely anyone who can afford to blow $13 on ice cream would know that gold is chemically inert.

>>13195807
I bet you think a professional female MMA fighter could beat up an untrained man twice her size.

>>13196027
I mean it's happened. https://youtu.be/lOtEzwWX9yg

>>13195951
>original claim is that a highly trained 130lb guy will get his shit rocked by a 6'8, 260lb lazy fatass
>gets called out that training and skill is a major factor in winning a fight
>"Nah bro, you can't train to fight a grizzly bear."
Size is a force multiplier, so is training. Training is a better one.

>>13195951
Yeah, because 130lb guy vs 260lb guy is comparable to trying to fight a 500+lb monster that can reach the next postcode with it's claws.

>>13179533
It's not just a mall, it's fucking South Coast Plaza, like the Rodeo Drive of malls

Heading to Fogo de Chão in a bit, what should I get?

>all these poorfags ITT
Poverty should be a criminal offense.

>>13196269
Pls, tell me what to get

>>13196041
Did you watch your own video?:
>This is not, like, for self-defense purposes because there's a lot of variables that would go into that if this were a real situation, like, if this was a real situation then this wouldn't be a controlled atmosphere. We have mats, we rules, we have gloves, I have a mouthpiece. You're not gonna get that if you walk into a dark parking lot, like, if somebody goes to attack you, like "hey wait! let me put my mouth guard in!" Yeah, it doesn't quite work that way.
She didn't beat him up and he wasn't allowed to just beat the shit out of her. They were mostly just grappling with protective gear on a mat. Also he isn't twice her size. That guy weighs 160 lb.

>>13176239
>take normal food or drink
>add stupidly overvalued ingredients (muh old liquor)
>add stupid ingredients that exist only to inflate the price (gold)
>sell to second-generation rich idiots who have mommy and daddy's money

Truly these foods are the revenge of the poor.

>>13196269
Get the sopa de macaco

>>13181250

Nobody worth that much "deserves" even a fraction of their wealth.

>have some time to kill before the opera
>decide to go to a restaurant/bar nearby
>sit down, bartender points at a absolutely gigantic bottle of wine behind him
>it's literally over 4 feet tall (smaller than pic related though)
>'it's a 2014 burgundy, we open a bottle every night. it's very good. forty dollars a glass'
>d-did you say forty dollars?
>'yes sir, but it's very good'
>say fuck it, i want to know what forty dollar a glass wine tastes like
>it's pretty much exactly like the $12 a bottle red I drink at home
>still not sure if I got grifted or I'm a palatelet

>>13178762
GOT EM

>>13197207
You definitely got grifted. Why would you assume that a supersize of anything would be better quality?

>>13197072
No one "deserves" anything

>>13194903
Sounds like something a neet would say, m8

>>13197207
>restaurant wine prices
you got grifted.
shelf price for a normal sized bottle of whatever that was would probly be ~20 bucks

Pizza cooked with truffle oil. Was good and also not too greasy, which a lot of pizzas have problems with.

>>13176239
I managed to crash a company bar tab for over fifty people by exposing recent college graduates to ten year old Laphroaig whiskey.

>>13176239
Why do upper middle class people think rich food is random expensive ingredients like caviar and gold? The only food worth spending lots of money on is high quality ingredients prepared by talented chefs. The rest is jerking yourself off

>>13184250
Underrated banter

>>13176239
Best food I've had was at Iron Chef Morimoto's restaurant in Hawaii. The sashimi there literally melted in your mouth. It was ridiculous. I always assumed all sushi/sashimi was the same because it's just raw fish. I was completely fucking wrong.

>>13178521
sounds nice anon

>>13178793
it's rothschild not rothchild
translates to red shield.

>>13176259
I don't fuck with girls like that

>>13197759
It's about being fashionable. If they had something that you can have, then you could potentially ruin there experience of getting to think they are the special ones who are the only ones toget nice things because of ludicrous amounts of money.

Who cares about the quality of smell and taste, you cant stunt on people with those.

I open all of my expensive champagne by saber only.

>>13198711
glass particles... truly the superior rich cuisine... yummy!

>>13200472
The champagne is at a positive pressure in the bottle. This makes sure no glass gets in

>>13200472
>he doesn’t understand sabarage
Plebeian.