/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13166863
nanachi's cunny

Flying to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my boyfriend's family. I arrive the day before, so I probably won't make anything.
Maybe buy a pie or something.

>>13166863
planning to make Nanachi my wife

>>13166863
nanachi cunny bread

Why is Nanachi so adorable?

Blacks are 90% more likely than Whites to be psychopathic. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20170131200215/http://psycnet.apa.org/?&fa=main.doiLanding&doi=10.1037/0022-006X.76.5.893 ; http://booksdescr.org/scimag/index.php?s=Psychopathic+traits+in+a+large+community+sample%3A+Links+to+violence%2C+alcohol+use%2C+and+intelligence.&journalid=&v=&i=&p=&redirect=1

A Black person in Britain is twice as likely to be in jail as to be in university. Source: https://archive.fo/fU6QI

70% of Ethiopian women report having been physically or sexually abused. Source: https://archive.fo/oeHnw

Blacks are more prone to psychopathy and less capable of empathy than Whites. Source: https://archive.fo/3aVLN ; http://booksdescr.org/scimag/index.php?s=Racial+and+ethnic+differences+in+psychopathic+personality&journalid=&v=&i=&p=&redirect=1

Blacks commit more violent crime against Whites than against other Blacks. Source: https://archive.fo/ihotm

Blacks are 39 times more likely to commit a violent crime against Whites than vice versa. Source: https://archive.fo/ihotm

Blacks are 136 times more likely to commit a violent crime against Whites than vice versa. Source: https://archive.fo/ihotm

Areas with more Black people have higher rates of crime. Source: Handbook of Crime Correlates by Lee Ellis et al. http://booksdescr.org/item/index.php?md5=5B34E8F27B92CD76C414A230E6781F99

>>13166863
I was going to make a veggie pot pie.

Rabbit soup

>>13167026
tits?
>>13166863
i'll have to whip out a vegan and vegetarian dish, then a meat dish. childhood friend who grew up to be an art ho is mad fuckable - so I gotta make something that'll impress her AND daddy. I try to make it out to to her family's thanksgiving when I got the balls, but i always end up spending $100+ on dishes I've always fucked up in the past.
stuffed portabella mushrooms, pretzel breaded fried cornish game hens, beer smoked ham. homemade apple and pumpkin pie. i'll probably do something big with sweet potatoes. i've wanted to do a turducken for a while now, but maybe a thanksgiving pizza would be an interesting idea. i've been kind of on a sweet potato kick lately though.

papa murphy pizza
chili dogs

>>13166863
For a party of 10-12
>Turkey (broken down before cooking)
>Turkey Gravy + Vegetarian Gravy
>Sourdough Sausage Dressing + Vegetarian Sourdough Dressing
>Garlic Mascarpone Mashed Potatoes
>Brown Sugar Sweet Potatoes
>Fried Onion Green Bean Casserole
>Mulled Wine Cranberry Sauce
>Pumpkin Pie w/ Homemade Bourbon Whipped Cream

>>13168752
>seasoning poultry skin
nope

>>13168822
>He doesn't dry brine his turkey
It's like you enjoy eating dry chewy tasteless poultry.

>>13168752
I wish my family loved me enough to make all that for thanksgiving, not just deli turkey and instant mash.

>>13166863
nanachi curry :)
and turkey

>>13168752
Too much effort, celebrating anything is a waste of time when we’re all going to die and become irrelevant.

>>13168916
>Effort
It takes effort to mash some potatoes and bake some green beans? God you're a disappointment. Apply yourself.

>>13168922
Except that list isnt just mashing potatoes and making green beans, its a whole list of effort filled shit.

>>13168922
Hazarding a guess at these, but:
>Gravy is fat, flour, and stock cooked until thick.
>Dressing is baking fat, stale bread cubes, and root vegetables.
>Mascarpone is just fancy cream cheese, so boil and mash some potatoes with cream cheese.
>Dice sweet potatoes and bake with brown sugar.
>Green bean casserole is the simplest thing in the world, they print it on cream of mushroom soup cans
>Likely boil cranberries in wine and spices
>Pie is super easy, pumpkin puree, milk, sugar, eggs, and spices, then bake in a pie crust

The turkey might be an effort, depending on how he preps it, but otherwise that whole list is mostly chopping, boiling, and baking. You are seriously sad if chopping, boiling, and baking are too much effort for you for one meal a year.

>>13168931
>>13168944

>>13168944
>>13168947

Keep COPING. Its effort.

>>13168944
You put a peculiar amount of effort into agreeing with him.

>>13168949
Worthless wretch

>>13168954
Because it's so low effort to cook all that and nihilistic NEETs piss me off.

>>13168916
Yeah, but it's fun.

>>13168944
Little more work than that, but good try man.

>>13168960
Whether you cook your effort based meal or wether you don’t we’re all going to die so what does it matter? B-b-but you have to enjoy the time you have... really? If you enjoy yourself or don't enjoy yourself its irrelevant since we’re all heading to oblivion.

Sadly nothing because I have no one to have Thanksgiving with. My usual responsibilities were cranberry sauce and a green bean casserole from scratch.

>>13168972
You could still have one by yourself

I'm making pies!

Fuck off stinky ass animal retard.

>>13166863
I WANT to find a place to buy duck meat either ground up or whole and then go get it ground up at a butcher.
Ground chicken and turkey you can easily find.
Mix all 3 together and you got turducken burgers!

-chef john's oneless turkey roll except with an entire turducken
-mapo tofu or something for veganfags
-mashed potatoes
-still deciding on what mix of pies and maybe one casserole, the rest is potluck

>>13166863
This is furshit, I don't care how you sugarcoat it.

>>13166863
Angels on Horseback like every year.

I made a butternut squash soup that my family loved last year so I'm going to make that again.

Kys weeb

>>13166863
I want to com inside

I fucking hate turkey, why do we all love to ourselves every year and subject ourselves to this useless fucking bird?

we already had thanksgiving back in october lmao are ameriburgers seriously this dumb?

>>13171105
>turkey
>useless bird
Get out

>>13171173
The fuck has it ever done for anyone, even deli turkey is shit and that's loaded with every chemical they can throw at it

>>13166863
My dear mommy's having a Home-Chef style Thanksgiving dinner delivered to me since she's been 2000 miles away working for months now.

>>13171105
Post feet

>>13171275
>using processed deli meat (aka "pink slime") as an example of why turkey is bad
Yeah, cause it's PROCESSED, ya dingus. Sliced turkey meat from a turkey YOU'VE cooked isn't gonna have any of that shit in it.

>>13171309
Duh I know that, I'm saying every variety or variation of turkey is fucking shit. Why do people keep deceiving themselves into choking down this retarded polutry

>>13170446
creampies

>>13171292
>Last Exile
based

>>13171074
Anime website

>>13171596
Cooking is in no way related to anime
in closing kys weeb

>>13171647
cooking board for anime enthusiasts

>>13166863
pineapple stuffing using sourdough heels

>>13170477

Going to be a little adventurous and try roasting a duck.

>>13172735
ive had duck many many times before and i love it. its usually kinda oily but the skin is crispy. its a poultry very special and i usually only make it for special occasions. i wish you luck my friend! ive made it many times for friends and family and have not had complaints yet! but its also possible they were all too nice to say anything. that being said, i enjoyed it every time i made it
>t. chink

>>13172915
have made it a tradition to have duck on holidays, its very nice, and keeps it special. Although I did recently make some duck pot pies inspired by that one anons video, and they were very lovely. A wonderful bird.

>>13172929
>>13172915
There are a lot of Canadian geese by me, been thinking of catching one and cooking it up. Thoughts?

>>13172944
me too i hate those motherfuckers they are vicious and annoying as hell and they are shit factories
there was an anon not too long ago that kidnapped one and it shat all over its house and then he got annoyed and released it, if im remembering that right
anyways id eat one just out of spite cause i hate them so fucking much so i want to say go for it however im pretty sure thats illegal here in leafland cause they are a protected species for god only knows what fucking reason. if you can get away will killing one without anyone noticing and end up eating it please let us know how it tastes
hopefully delicious so more of those bastards end up dying

>>13172944
Aren't they like pigeons

Why do you guys like this weird ugly rabbit thing?

>>13171654

Gtfo anime faggot.

>>13174054
It's pretty cute and memorable and is a food enthusiast so it fits /ck/.

>>13174054
The pheromones in her fluffy fur are like nectar

>>13172989
My state has a hunting season for them in the winter. I've never hunted or eaten one but a buddy told me they're similar to wild duck. I've heard snow geese taste awful, though.

>>13166863
gonna make another batch of hashbrown casserole. pretty nervous since ive never cooked for thanksgiving before but...

thanksgiving was last month though

>>13174496
Fuck off leaf

>>13171647
it's consumable`

>>13174496
did you split a can of luxury soup?

My buddy shot a buck last weekend so I'm gonna try to make a lamb and venison shepherd's pie.

>>13168540
So with the pizza idea, I'm thinking I can combine the vegan and meat lovers all into a set of 'za's.

I'm thinking of a half and half turkey/ham with little balls of stuffing, onion, and mushroom.
The vegan will have all of this of course, but maybe something like spinach and tomatoes instead. (open to ideas of course)
I want the crust to be stuffed with sweet potato and to have a homemade dipping sauce of white cheddar and cranberry. (preferably vegan, not necessary)
>Thoughts?
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters.

>>13166863
I've been charged with making the turkey this year. First time ever. Any advice?

>>13174073
4chan is an anime website meant for anime fans to discuss a variety of topics.
/a/ is the designated board for anime discussion, but anime posting is welcome and allowed on all boards.

>>13175522
Incorrect.
Lurk moar, normalfag.

the barebones basics
turkey, mashed taters, mac n cheese, and tamales

>>13175522
Retard.

>>13175519
brine, learn the damn parts of the turkey, don't let it sit in it's own pool of fat and juice when you serve it up

>>13175567
walk me through it. whats your brine of choice? dry brine or wet? do you dry rub it before?

>>13175574
brine of choice? hell if i know. it's not by damn turkey.

>>13175527
>>13175547
animefags btfo

>>13175547

>>13175654
thanks anyway bud

>>13175673
>he thinks moot is still around
Retard.

>>13175690
hes in our hearts, you heretic.

>>13175673
But apparently that doesn't apply because he left before the majority of underage posters from facebook/tumbl/reddit insisted rules be followed.

>>13175690
>>13175695
>not realizing that moot had his brain transplanted into a Japanese body to fulfil his anime dreams
>Hiroyuki's brain is now in moot's old body and living his life back in Japan

>>13175751
he had his brain transplanted into a little girl. Its what he wanted all along.

>>13175755
God he reached a man's highest potential

>>13175527
>>13175547

>>13166863
Ah yes,

Nanachi

There she is

Yes

>>13176233
I miss when mods did personalized messages for bans

>>13166863
Nanachi smells good

im planning on trying to make peposo, never made it before so here's hoping

>>13166863

Beef and fig stew, I had the opportunity to pick some black figs in the wilds and turned them into this great stew.

Really want to make it for thanksgiving,

>>13171105
This guy gets it. I don’t know if I’m making a large chicken, a duck, or a capon yet, but I’m definitely not making a fucking turkey.

>>13177855
turkey is so fucking overrated. only thing it seems to be good for is leftover sandwiches

>>13177863
Turkey done right is amazing though

>>13176296

>>13171121
Do border towns have two thanksgivings?

>>13170580
it's a cute fluffy anime girl, that's how I see it

>>13181640
>girl

I'm in charge of the the kitchen this year for my extended family gathering of 20 or so people. My planned menu consists of:

>Turkey
>Ham
>Stuffing
>Green beans (style tbd, fuck doing that nasty casserole)
>Mashed potatoes
>Sweet potatoes (roasted or mashed, still undecided)
>Butternut Squash risotto
>Turkey gravy
>Cranberry Sauce
>Salad with mixed greens, apple, pecan, dried cranberries and blue cheese
>Assorted pies and ice cream for dessert

What does /ck/ think of this spread? Anything missing?

>>13183432
>fuck doing that nasty casserole
I legitimately don't understand how people like that shit. It's so fucking disgusting and every time someone makes it only they eat it.
Also mashed sweet potatoes are good. Simple to make and can be done in large volumes.
Alternatively you could make fries with them but that's exponentially more work

>>13184108
I like the food wishes one, where it has caramelized onions and gruyere in it, but it's considerably more time to make then throwing a can of condensed soup on it with those fried onions things in a can.