/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13169621

jesus christ do the brits really eat this?

>>13169769
i pity you

>>13169621
Fookin' mint

>>13169621
L-Luvleh

>>13169621
I'd eat that. What do you guys typically drink with your breakfast? Tea? Coffee?

t. yankee

>>13169621
outside of the weird blood thing full english is baste

>>13169894
>outside of the weird blood thing

uncultured swine

>>13169892

Tea with sugar, cuts the grease and salt better

>>13169901
Oh that's what it is

>>13169769
I'm not brit and I ate it. And it was very nice. If I wouldn't be such a lazy cunt, I would make it myself everyday.
t. German.

>>13169914
Brits are boring with their food. Typical of island nations to develop desperation cuisine.

>>13169769

No, Brits eat this

>>13169928
>Brits are boring with their food.
What does that even mean? Are you a woman or what? Who the fuck measures the quality of their food by some weird "fun" factor. Taste is all that matters and you cannot go wrong with toast and eggs.

>>13169928
our food is based around cold, wind, rain and getting work done. not prancing about in san francisco getting pozzed.

>>13170150
Brit's live on curry, sausage rolls, brekkie, and beer and they all look exactly like that's the case.

>>13170169
So when you're not getting fucked by your terrible geography, you're getting Spotted Dick'd at dinner? Got it.

>>13170195
whats wrong with spotted dick? heathen

>>13170195
Spotted dick is really tasty

>>13170213
>>13170202
>tea lovers defending getting Dick'd
Predicktable

>>13169902
Yeah just what you need. More simple carbs

>>13170251
american that thinks dick = penis. typical american with penis on the mind 24/7

>>13169621
worst food ive ever eaten was a "full breakfast" in pembroke wales. Like the microwaved a can of beans and roasted the pudding in cat grease.

But then I went across to Ireland and had an Irish "full breakfast" and it was fantastic

>>13170256

Yep, perfect way to start the day

how much "cooking" is actually involved in this? sure you can fry some eggs and put bread in a toaster, but then what, just open some cans of beans and slice a tomato? heat up precooked sausage?

>>13170322
>not taking a joke

>>13169621
ITT honkeys that can't cook

>>13170940
>not waking up at 5 am to have time to make your own black pudding

>>13170940
There's a lot of different components with different cooking methods and timings. While it's not technically complex it does require good timing to get everything cooked right and on time.

>>13170256
>carbs BAD
ok boomer

Thanks honey I love you so much . its a shame this is our last meal before Trump puts in a concentration camp for being gay..

>>13169621
>giant swaths of processed meat and beans
>only a few eggs and tomatoes
how does anyone think that's appetizing?

>>13170256
Are you seriously eating a full English breakfast to be healthy you fucking moron?

>>13170940

In this case

>fry the eggs
>fry the slices of black pudding
>fry the sausage
>fry the bacon
>fry the hash browns
>fry the mushrooms
>cook the toast
>warm the plum tomatoes
>warm the beans

It's mostly frying

>>13171287

>only a few eggs and tomatoes

There's 12 eggs and 12 whole plum tomatoes?

>>13169629

>>13171287


>only a few eggs and tomatoes

There are 12 eggs and a similar amount of whole plum tomatoes . I can see at least 9 plus probably others buried

>>13169912
Underrated

phwoar get sum down ya

>>13169621
simple as.

>>13170251
Why do you wanna dick a table?

>>13169621
>>13169629
>>13169769
I'm a leaf but my family ate full English breakfasts often. About once a week. Probably because we're part of the Commonwealth or something.

It's comfy as fuck. Baked beans are absolutely on point for breakfast and fresh tomatoes acidity offsets all the grease.

It's worth the effort. Breakfast is the one meal brits have figured out.

>>13170322
Wait til they learn that Brits eat faggots

>>13169621
It's missing some things; cretons, smalls meatpies, maple syrup and pancakes. Well thats how we do in Quebec when you want the traditional "brunch" breakfast. I gotta say, I real love those big breakfast desu

>>13172121
this picture bothers me

>>13172914
On se calme, la tourtière au déjeuné c'est des plans pour faire une crise cardiaque.

>>13172755
this picture bothers me

This is for a party, right?

>>13173129
nope, all for me

>>13173129
>party
Fuck off, normalfaggot.

>>13173170
Anon, you can't eat all of those eggs; only drunk hookers you found in the park can and should eat that many eggs.

you should move.its like projects and ohio.but a whole country of that.a whole country of ohio.