/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13162676
I clicked this thinking it was a video

>>13162676
Hi, hotel pizza poster. Two questions: why are you in hotels all the time? And are you fat yet from all the pizza and soda?

>>13162676
Don’t you know anon you can get some totally legit DETROIT STYLE ‘za. I mean it’s just pan pizza with some burnt cheese on the crust but still. Probably beats Dominoes

>>13162695
I’m only 24 so I still have a high metabolism so I’m thin

I lived that life for like 4 years. What's your line of work? I worked for a bunch of phone companies from Iowa to Pennsylvania, mostly Sprint-owned offices.

Oh, Baymont is the cleanest rooms no matter where you're at.

>>13162695
My company flies me back and forth every other week between New England and Michigan, apparently because they feel that my presence in the office there is worth the cost. I disagree.

I’ve gained about 20 pounds over the year that this has been going on.

>in metro detroit
>doesn't get buddys or cloverleaf
idiot

I use to work in a floater position for an airline, would sometimes hit up 6-8 different cities a month

Man I got so fucking fat on pizza. They gave me a hefty per-diem so I'd literally splurge on delivery every day

Lot of masturbation in those hotelrooms too I tell you what

>>13162743
>you should know about the junk food restaurants in my flyover town
No thanks. It all probably fucking sucks.

Cringe. I want car flask guy to post his taco bell order again.

>>13162676
What business do you work at for them to send you to suburban Detroit?

>>13162676
How do you get them to give you four sauces?

>>13162676
>in detroit
>doesn't order detroit style pizza

>>13163008
You ask for four sauces.
Are you a bit slow?

>>13162676
That Fanta looks weird

>>13163038
>burnt crust
why

What's your go to cheese for pizza, anons? Straight mozzarella is easily the weakest part, I've found.

>>13162709
My metabolism stopped when I was 17 :/

>>13163070
Yes it's scary after your diet of straight ramen noodles.

>>13163089
burnt crust tastes like shit so why burn it

>>13163070
it's how you know it was baked in an oven

>>13163096
fuck you buddy that's why

Order Jets or Hungry Howies. Wherein the D are you OP?

>>13162676
>Problem is, it’s suburban Detroit
bookie
get some jets pizza.
it's the closest thing to good pizza we have.
where the FUCK are your almonds/

>>13163096
>>13163070
It's not even burnt, you mongoloid. That's fried cheese.

>>13163038
>make square pizza
>call it detroit pizza
this is what happens when you have white flight.

>>13162681
im glad im not the only one

>>13162676
>dominos
truly shit taste anon, a mere half step above the abomination that is pizza hut

>>13162676
nise pitzer choice senpai-san

>living in suburban detroit
>buying shitty big 3 pizza and not shelling out the extra clams for Jet's Pizza

It's like you hate yourself.....hating the deep dish makes you a pleb, but even still you can just order the hand tossed round pizza and have a better one than Papa/Dom/Hut....

>>13163963
Detroit style pizza is given a distinction because it's unlike any other "square pizza" before it....you simply are too ignorant to understand stand...

>>13163104
Livonia. People here say Buddy’s is good.

>>13163085
I've never had a metabolism to begin with :)

>>13162787
I liked your post

And fuck Fanta, Faygo's better

>>13164618
Is that some mix of gay and faggot juice?

>>13163985
Dommie's is at least a full step above Pizzie H. Half a step would be Pappy Jon.

What's the little triangle table in the center?

>>13165168
I always figured it was for mice. I put a little bit of pizza on it and set it on the dloor and next morning it's always gone. Just a cute little mouse table.

>>13165186
>>13165168
it's for keeping the lid of the pizza box from touching the top of the pizza

>>13165168
it's a religious amer*can thing. They think that small spirits might want to eat too. So, symblocally the table is put on the pizza. Sometimes they even give you chairs too

>>13165259
>>13165186
this board has the best quality shitposters/retards

>>13162676
order a pizza, but make it a bit healthier this time, less cheese, more veggies, no soda

>>13165226
Uh, no dumbass. The structure of the box takes care of that. The triangle is a perforation tool for you to aerate the pizza if it arrives too hot.

>>13162787
I bet your cum smelled awful

>>13162719
Ask for a suite witha fridge and stove and cook your own food. Theres no need to get fat about it.

>>13165259
I want to see the complete set now

>>13164165
>Livonia
condolences, that place is nothing but Panera Bread and TJ Maxx for as far as the eye can see

>>13165274
Nice bait..?

>>13165278
We're restricted by company policy in what kinds of rooms they'll pay for. What I can get at my hotel, under policy, is a fridge and microwave. And frankly I don't feel like shlepping cookware back to the office to store until my next trip anyway

>>13165280
there's a version of it without the mini pizza

>>13162676
>pizza dip
do americans really?

>>13163096
it tastes good you fucking tastelet

>>13165168
it's an altar for mini-sacrifices to the blood god, duh

>>13165431
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>13165375
It's generally supposed to be for some form of bread stick/cheese stick/cheese bread as an alternative to the default marinara dipping sauce, but OP is a fatass

I ate a "carbonara" pizza the other day, fucking delicious man, except the ricota that's garbage, the rest was oh boy so fucking delicious

>>13165465
That looks fuckin fantastic actually

>>13164057
wtf is turbo crust

>>13163963
There is nothing wrong with white flight.
When niggers surround you, the ONLY choice is to leave. Let me guess, you are from Vermont or Montana, and are all like "black lives matter!" because you only see blacks on TV and have no fucking idea of reality. Keep living in the land of rainbows and unicorns, I hope a million niggers surround you tomorrow.

>>13162676
>"suburban Detroit"
lmao just say SE Michigan suburbs. We have nothing to do with Detroit

>>13166781

>>13166767
it's surrendering
it's like all the mexicans that come across the border for a better life, they're abandoning any attempt at fixing mexico and just leaving

>>13163105

all the indies are more toward Detroit
I live in Dearborn and there 6 indies within 3 miles
go with Jets or there may be a Buddy's where you company gots you holed up

>>13162676
just stay in a hostel private room instead so you can cook or microwave your own food all the time.
hotels are overpriced garbage.

>>13163038
>our pizza is square guys!
>It's square so it's totally different xD
yeah nah kys

>>13164165
Buddy’s is good, and there’s actually one in Livonia. Get it next time it’s better than Dominos

>>13167396
You're a fucking idiot, and probably a hillbilly.

>"Take him to DETROIT."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4a-oxOndo

>>13168776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

>>13162676
You have almost all the colors of the rainbow in your picture!

>>13162719
>>13162787
Why dont’t/didn’t you use the hotel gym?

>>13163096
>>13163070
It’s not burnt. It’s caramelized cheese

>>13162676
do americans really order a 1.5 liter soda with every meal for 1?

>take perfectly fine pan pizza
>burn it
>make up the name detroit style pizza
>wala

>>13162676
>suburban Detroit
*subhuman Detroit
FTFY

Local joints >>>>>> papa johns > dominos > Little Ceasars >>> Literally shit in a toilet >>>>>>>> Pizza Hut

Prove me wrong

>>13162676
Buddy's Pizza

where are you? guido's in waterford is great but if you want real pizza go to the nearest bigalora cucina. Theres one near novi and one in rochester hills I think.

>>13171736
blaze pizza is also good

>>13166734
Crust glazed with Romano cheese, butter, and garlic

>>13169388
>wala
breh

>>13162676
Can you leave the hotel room? See if armorme will deliver to the hotel, plates and carriers are cheaper than you think and you could explore Detroit.

Jokes aside if you feel like you've been everywhere, write a list. If you're spending a lot of money at the hotel, just ask the front desk and tell them you're stuck there and it's misery, can't take any more of... You'd be surprised what they'll do for you.

>>13162676
Hey hotel pizza anon, are you doing alright? Is there a way for you ti eat more healthy?

>>13165465
See, this is why we have to let the fuckin fairies on the coasts thinks the midwest has shit food. It actually has the best food but we don't want them to find out and ruin it.

t. midwesterner who has lived in the northeast for the past ten years

>>13168767
This.