/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13161595
>RUDE DJDE

This place is in Denver. Biker Jim's Gourmet Dogs.
Sausages on the left, toppings on the right.

Can I get uhhhhhhhh

>>13161771
>all beef $5 extra
>buffalo meat no extra charge
Huh?

>>13161804
Probably a typo, but maybe not.
The suburb franchise went under because the soccer moms would only buy the all-beef and never tried the unique stuff. The neighborhood lost interest in the restaurant because no word-of-mouth I guess. +5 might be an inside joke.

>>13161595
I'll have the ummm...
I'll have the Rudy Poutine

>>13161626
Hey those are some nice, illegally obtained UK Sudafed in that drawer there.

>>13161771
I've been there and was kind of disappointed at a fucking $10 hot dog. Fuck all that.

>>13161771
jack-a-lope desu

>>13161771
I'm split between the duck cilantro and the southwest buffalo. Probably go the conspiracy for the duck, and el diablo for the buffalo.

>>13161771
>those cutesy little comment

Fucking gay. Alright, here I either go with the most exotic, random shit and hope to highroll it, or just go with something banal that will likely be good. Going with the second option here, I'll take with German Veal + Biker Jim's Classic. Hard to fuck it up.

>>13161595
Not much to choose here, lemme just go full american here and eat a double cheeseburger with fries AND poutine and chase it down with a diet coke.

>>13161854
What did you get?

>>13162493
An expensive hot dog and a drink for the price of like 5 games of the Adams Family pinball around the corner at 1up.

>>13162502
>$2 pinball machine

fucking what?

>>13161771
All right, I'll see your fancy hot dogs and raise you one of my own.
This place is in Cleveland, called the Happy Dog something something something.
Six dollars a hot dog, but all the toppings are free, and you can select as many from any category as you want and they'll put it on. I just pile mine high and go to town, basically a slop o' shit on a hot dog chassis.

>>13162723
>basically a slop o' shit
>Cincinnati
yeah sounds about right

>>13162737

Ohio seems like it's an awful place with shitty food and everything is boring.

>>13162737
>tries to make fun of of Ohio
>lacks reading comprehension
yeah sounds about right

>>13162883
don't forget fucking bugs.
>>13162886
What point are you even trying to make here, retard?

>>13161595

Telways in Madison Heights MI has the best sliders ever.

>>13162911
One order of chicken sand, extra grainy please.

>>13162911
I'll just have the chili.

>>13162911
Ahh yes, gonna have me one of those 100bux tea

>>13162946
>trying to make something more exclusive by limiting it that hamfistedly

>>13162723
>froot loops

Just put down the menu and walk out the place

>>13162946
>putting a5 meat in ramen
Americans truly are the most retarded people on earth

I'm never really sure how to order so I just say the fillings

>>13161595
They should have called the fries "Attitude," so you could order a Rude Dude with Attitude.

[a href=spoiler]At least you can order a Rudy with Pou[/href]

>>13164196
Why exactly do the French get ragged on so much for being occupied by Germany in WW2?
If it hadn't been for the Channel separating Britain from mainland Europe they'd have been fucked just as quickly, and many other countries besides France were taken over practically without a fight. So why France in particular?

>>13164239
Maybe the little bitches should have organized some sort of resistance.

>>13164196
Holy fucking shit, I've driven by that place a few times. I've gotta take my friend there now

>>13164239
post liberation attitude with de gaulle telling the americans to fuck off (france is one of the few euro countries with no american bases) and post 9/11 attitude with chirac telling the americans to fuck off with the illegal wars, freedom fries and all that
anything short of sucking american cock is considered an offense

>>13164245
>the Impossible(trademark) slider is actually impossible to get

woooow

>>13164239
In this particular case it was probably in response to France's opposition to the invasion of Iraq. A lot of Americans got pretty upset by the suggestion that the campaign was wrongheaded and ill advised. That was of course before all those weapons of mass destruction were uncovered, fully justifying the war.

>>13164249
>>13164255
Yeah, I remember the whole Freedom Fries thing and Americans pouring French wine out on the street etc. But the Yankee francophobia definitely predates that and I always wondered why.
My own country got absolutely steamrolled by the Germans but nobody branded us all cowards for it. We had a resistance movement but I don't think it was as active as the French one, despite all the flaws and infighting that one had to deal with.

>>13164274
>>13164274
the american elite used to be fairly francophile so it might just be a reaction to that

>>13164228
Look at this stupid cunt from redit trying to spoiler tag on /ck/ lmao fuck off retard. MAGA 2020, bitch.

>>13164239
>>13164249
>>13164274

Unironically just hurt american ego about not being greeted and worshipped as liberators.

>>13164200
hemad
>>13164224
>cash only in 2019
welp time to eat literally anywhere else. there's a shitty pizza joint by my house that is trying to pull this shit. guess why they're going out of business while another shitty pizza joint a mile away is thriving?

>>13164274
>Yeah, I remember the whole Freedom Fries thing and Americans pouring French wine out on the street etc.
that didn't actually happen. I bet you fell for the whole OK is a white supremacy hand gesture thing.

Yeah can I get uhhhhhh....?!

>>13165222
No soup for you.

>>13162883
Depends where you are. We have some pockets of decent living, but in general our food scene is at least 5 years behind other places.

>>13165210
Well? Why is it thriving?