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had 3/4 bottle of vodka, absolitely shitfaced but starving
gonna drive to mcds, wish meluck

>> No.13163501

post your dick before you go

>> No.13163505

>>13163497
Don't do it. My DUI cost me my job, 6k in lawyer fees, and a year sober on probation.

>> No.13163510

>>13163505
it's only a dui if you get caught loser

>> No.13163542

>>13163497
hum when you need a dui lawyer broski

>> No.13163547

>>13163497
you know you can just call a driver right

>> No.13163561

>>13163510
Why in the fuck would you gamble for like 10k in legal fees when shitblike ubereats and doordash exist? Are you retarded? Unless you live in bumblefuck nowhere then fuck you boomer I hope you wrap your car around a pole

>> No.13163562

>>13163561
sometimes it is just fun to get drunk and drive around

you only live once

>> No.13163574
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>>13163497
>3/4 bottle of vodka
>shitfaced
Get a tolerance Squirt.

>> No.13163598
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>>13163562
Based