/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Finnish food has never been combined with anything

>>13161324
I mean what can you mix with vodka and depression that goes well?

>>13161335
Valium

>>13161335
Sauna

>>13161317
Peruvian + Finnish

>>13161364
>Everyone at the bottom of the list hates their own cuisine
>But not the Filipinos

>>13161317
>What are some fusions that haven't really been tried yet?

steven and peridot

>>13161375
Fact: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world

>>13161317
>Mexican Japanese
Here ya go. Theres also a mexi\korean place near me called kimchimichangas

>>13161406
Mexikorean seems like it could work better than Mexijapanese.

>>13161317

>>13161488
Huh?

>>13161470
It's aight.

>>13161335

noose

>>13161335
Mämmi

>>13161317
>>13161488
rent-free

>>13161488
>bottom right
you might have "unlearned" too much, bro

>>13161488
Best part is how he draws himself as chiseled and with Caucasian features but really kind of has a baby face. He's on the right.

>>13161317
Your penis and a girl's vagina

>>13161588
He actually draws himself almost exactly like the white guy with slanted eyes and darker skin. The irony runs deep.

>>13161588
His cartoon self doesn't look caucasian. Also, his cartoon self only has a slightly longer midface

>>13161603
It certainly doesn't look like him either, he's clearly self conscious about it and makes himself look more masculine than he is, hilariously by giving himself a strong jaw that he would ordinarily deem "white."

>>13161496
Looks pretty good. Haven't had a chance to try it yet.
>>13161602
He doesn't have slanted eyes or a strong jaw, but draws himself with them, so yeah.

>>13161620
what does that even mean

jawlines have nothing to do with race

>>13161317
Moroccan and swedish? Argentinian and russian? British and edible? Wonder how they would taste.

>>13161589
eww, vagina gross

>>13161651
Kek'd
Any edible British food basically is fusion cuisine, usually it's mixed with French.

>>13161589
Rude

>>13161668
>he doesn't enjoy faggots and peas
>he doesn't lick the jellied eel off his fingers
>he doesn't spray vinegar over his tripe

Test

>>13161335
Muslims

>>13161317
>Mexican and Italian?

Already been done.
>Spaghetti taco

>>13162049
This did not exist before iCarly.

>Mexican and Italian?
Basically any time I cook Mexican food it's MexItalian fusion cuz I'm from Italy so I tend to cook things from an Italian understanding of cooking.
>Japanese and Mexican?
There's a Japanese/Lebanese/Mexican fusion place down the street from me. I don't like it very much.
>Indian and Greek?
Isn't a lot of Georgian cuisine pretty much this? And some Persian food, too.

>>13161470
Mexijapanese can work if you stick to seafood and curries

>>13161335
amphetamines?

>>13161317
>Mexican and Italian
Already exists, and its deliciousness makes everyone seethe

>>13161317
Would made more sense if that was a Japanese or Chinese restaurant.

>>13162008
t. has never been to finland and has no idea what the immigration (or rather lack of it) is like there

>>13161317
>Then
Shitty kids with shitty palates and picky eaters
>Now
People with more refined tastes from age and experience

Wow, it's almost like people can improve over time.

>>13161317
>cheese lumpia isn't a filipino thing
the author is a fucking retard

>>13161385

>>13161388
why didnt you at least post the image?

>>13161589
but my penis and your dad's ass was delightful

>>13161344
Based and Manic Drug Abuse Pilled

>>13161317
This comic is some primo flip cope.

>>13161388

>>13162394
A flip's existence is cope. My brother married one. I have seen them in the wild.

>>13161317
>Mexican and Italian?
You've obviously never been to New Mexico.

People love to top pizza with fire-roasted chili peppers out here.

>>13161317
I have never seen a flip restaurant.

>>13162488
Someone hit this fag over the head with a Jollibees pic.

>The #1 Chef of Filipino Cuisine

>>13162540
>burgers
>fried chicken
>sketti

Oh, yeah. Totally native flip cuisine.

>>13162567
Where's that Vice article about the literally garbage meat?

>>13162584
P A G
A
G

>people's palettes and curiosity about the rest of the world grow with age and experience

nah white pipo steal everything

that has to be it

>>13162488
They exist. You just don't realize they're a Filipino restaurant and assume it's some Mexican place or something. There's a Filipino restaurant 5 minutes from my house and we don't even have that big of a Filipino population to warrant it being there.

>>13162741
>palettes
Kek
Retard

>>13161317
Nobody likes flip food that much and flip restaurants are always greasy spoons

>>13161375
You idiot, you can't read

>>13161317
>白痴
>both of them turn into hipsters
Man this guy's really sour about that

>>13161317
>Mexican and Italian
That's Spanish
>Japanese and Mexican
Peruvian
>Indian and Greek
Persian/Levantine

>>13162873
It's actually amazing to see so much buttblastedness crammed into a 2koma

>>13161364
goddamn what's wrong with peru

>>13162781

true, interesting slip though, it's hard not to think of the palate as a body part subject to genetic mutation because of my job

and while I'm here I will tell you that shape of the soft palate is why you can tell someone is black over the phone

>>13161317
how the fuck do you infuse a broth with mayonnaise? would the emulsion break and keep separate from the liquid

>>13162394
>>13162448
>flip
how old are you two? seems like every day on 4chan some archaic racial slur is brought out of retirement, but I'm curious how you came to learn of it

>>13163340

it's supposed to imply the recipe has also been minorly changed just so they'll like it more, but the author can't think of a more creative white stereotype than mayo

>>13163357
33

>>13163357

they call themselves that here if they're not an SJW, which I would say 99% are not, they're not prone to taking things seriously in general

Imagine doing it for free.

tibetan-ethiopian

>>13163726
but only gooks live here anon

isnt it funny how the same people who claim "ebonics is a legitimate language, language isn't static it changes over time, get over it racist" will also claim that all culture needs to stay the same forever and can never be indulged in by FILTH WHITES

>>13161335
Rotten fish.

>>13163726
>they're not prone to taking things seriously in general
truth
down towards LA we have filipino time because they always show up an hour late to any given event

>>13163787
Imagine moving to a country to have a better life, setting up a restaurant that serves your particular ethnic food, then getting annoyed when the locals start eating there and enjoying it. I find it particularly funny when it's Asian-American complaining about this because they've been told they're oppressed by the huwite man and desperately want a reason to hate white people, so they've got nothing to go on.

>>13161317
Cuisines shouldn’t be mixed

Certain ingredients = certain meals
Trying to make bad substitutes and sloppy combinations is just depressing and gross

>>13161317
Ah yes, the asian supremist supremicist.

>>13161317
Filipino food is like 90% fusion in it's own.

What a dumb thing to be mad at.

>>13161317
why does that artstyle look like its gonna turn into shitty porn?

>>13161317
Y'all niggas ain't ready for Chinexican.

>>13162151
holy based

>>13163340
No, it doesn't break. It's pretty common actually. Greeks, for example, make a mayonnaise-and-lemon infused chicken soup. It's also done by some Jews.

>>13164014
because there are turds where your brain is supposed to be

>>13162260
I think that’s the point, I D I O T

>>13161335
Cigarettes and pornography

>>13162873
I don't get why this guy focuses so much on hipsters and modern day liberals. Like he makes comics saying Asians should be independent and not follow white voting patterns but you know damn well he's just going to vote Democrat anyway.

>>13161317
>Mexican and Italian?
That's just any pasta dish but you use salsa instead of passata.

>>13164694
Nah, artist seemed unaware it existed. Half of the comments full of proud Filipinos didn't know their own country's food. It's like if an American had no clue a mozzarella stick existed.

>>13163882
I remember seeing people say it's bad even when the food is authentic because it being liked by a lot of people will jack up the price.

Why the fuck does mayo always get made fun of? It's delicious when used properly and in the right dishes. Is it just because it doesn't have a shitload of spices and instead has subtle flavors?

>>13163357
39. I live in Flushing, Queens which is over-run with Koreans and Filipinos. The racism gets pretty wild.

>>13161317
>BRO WTF CHILDREN DON'T HAVE A FILTER AND NO CONCEPT OF OTHER CULTURES AND THEIR FOOD
>WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GROW UP AND ENJOY MY FOOD THEY'RE FUCKING HIPSTERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASDKASJDHKJAHWFLDJGLJDFSLHGKJHAWDAWD

>>13161335
>what can you mix with vodka and depression that goes well
I don't go well with it, but I find myself mixed up in it often.

>>13161317
What are some fusions that haven't really been tried yet?
What are some fusions that haven't really been tried yet?
What are some fusions that haven't really been tried yet?
What are some fusions that haven't really been tried yet?
What
What
What
all you ever do is fucking ask.
What this, What that
How about Fuck you, FUCK FUCKER

>>13161364
Why do Asians hate Greek food?

>>13161335
>I mean what can you mix with vodka and depression that goes well?
real answer: mushrooms. Russians love mushrooms

>>13162771
For some reason they tend to open Thai places around here (Detroit).

>>13161385
>>13162272
Okay SUfags, you made me laugh.
Kudos.

>>13163183
>while I'm here
Come back, I love to learn!

>>13161335
Orange soda works for me.

>>13161364
lol

>>13161317
literally who has said this about filipino food? shit is disgusting

>>13165911
nobody its just a seething aznmasculinity poster

>>13165911
He believes Asian-Americans are the most persecuted people in the country, despite doing better than whites on average.

>>13166520
He's actually correct, but the ones doing the persecuting are Asian parents.

>>13166520
this guy is an endless well of unmitigated cringe

>>13166520
What is the fucking message in this picture?

>>13166658
That "American Culture" goes out of its way to erase Asian culture and identities.

>>13166668
This notion is hilarious to me. I mean if I moved to another country I couldn't get away with speaking only my language and eating my preferences of food. How is it a bad thing to expect people to assimilate a little if they move to a COMPLETELY foreign country.

I'm not asking these folks to give up their culture and heritage, but Christ you have to conform a little bit.

>>13162190
Why the fuck would I want to go to Europe? I’m North American. I prefer my third world shitholes to have third world shithole priced goods and services.

>>13161317
I hate this dude. He can't be happy that people are happy eating Filipino food and growing accepting of it, and just wants it to be insular to him and his own. He's so woke it pisses me off since to him, that just means blame whitey for his shortcomings.

Though I do agree with the ridiculousness of cheese lumpia. And fuck the term mayo infused broth no matter what cuisine.

>>13166714
>I'm North American
Your kind are Diet Europeans. The Day of the Rake is coming for you.

>>13162190
They don’t call it Suomalia for nothing. Lets not use Sweden as a point of reference here.

>>13163825
>down towards LA we have filipino time because they always show up an hour late to any given event
east coast we call that nigger time but I guess in the west coast you guys speak in gran torino talk

>>13164701

>>13163357
How new are you that a shortening of Filipino sounds like a racial slur? You want a racial slur, you call them a south seas mexican.

>>13166775
Flip is a well known slur.

>>13166786
To who?

>>13166789
Everybody. It has historically been used aggressively in denigration of Filipinos. Some people think it's an acronym, but I think that's an urban myth.

>>13166520
What's with the Hugh Hefner thing?

>>13166699
He's born and raised American, so it's not like he's an immigrant.
>>13166722
It's hilarious because every single combination would piss him off:
>White people only eating white food is bad because they think our food sucks
>White people eating only our food designed to pander to them made by white chefs is bad because we didn't make it and it's a mockery of tradition
>White people eating our food that is totally authentic and made by us is bad because it jacks up the price for people who eat it all the time and they don't really care about us
You can't win with him. Though the reaction images can be good.

>>13166857
White power telling him to find white women most attractive.

>>13166857
pornocracy

>>13162214
Once you’re shit, you’re shitty forever.

>>13166868
He's an Asian incel who thinks he's entitled to a pure Filipino wife and all of the white guys are taking them from him. Seriously, he got a lot of shit from people about this.

>>13161335
7.62x54r

>>13165271
I looked it up after visiting and flushing is literally 70% Korean which explained the lack of english and the good food

>>13166804
Spotted the pinoy

>>13166873
>>13166865
>>13166520
Lmao cope wh*toids you limp white boomers can have the Asian scraps in Malaysia white breeding bitches belong to my bbc

>>13165324
Underrated post.

>>13167028
Too bad I have the one thing all women actually want, and you can never have.

>>13167041
black bull like me dont need credit score to breed white hoes

>>13166520
The problem with representation of different races in porn is walking the fine line between representing another race, and fetishizing another race. So I think that is kind of stupid. He is right about the other stuff though, even though they don't fit in.

>>13166873
Once again he is right. American imperialism utterly fucked the East Asian image over.

>>13167073
>Flips
>East asian

lmao they wish.

>>13161317
God, whoever made this comic is a massive faggot, doesn’t he know that cheese lumpias are a Filipino creation?

I can tell that whoever made this is one of those “cultural appropriation” retards.

>>13167131
He's second generation, how can you expect him to actually know shit about his origin? Tons of second generationers are like this: super proud of an idealized version of their mother country, but know fuck all about it and wouldn't fit in if they went back.

>>13167073
Not the French? Not the Russians?

Has anyone ever made these things just to send to him and make him upset? Cheese lumpias are just cheddar in a lumpia wrapper and putting some mayo in a sinigang broth wouldn't take long.

>>13167073
America has fucked the whole world over at least since its participation in the world wars.

>>13167136
>French imperialism has fucked over East Asia
You are smoking fucking crack rocks.

>>13166723
>diet Europeans
Incorrect. I got my first home mortgage when I was 23. Europoors take 5 generations to buy a house. Mine will be paid off before I’m 40.

>Tfw I'm just American
>Tfw I'd never call myself "European-American"
>Tfw I feel superior to Europeans and honestly think I could kick the shit out of most people on that dumb continent

>>13167183
>What is Vietnam/Indochina

>>13167191
>Indochina
That's most of the fucking continent.
Vietnam is not the whole of East Asia.
Hell, you could have said fucking British imperialism.

>>13167196
>Indochina
>Most of the continent of Asia

This was the prequel.

>>13166804
Bullshit.

Why does this fuck mexican from wet mexico think he's asian?

The Philippines is nothing but a Wet Mexico with Noodles and Katanas and Muslims.

>>13167837
He actually has a comic where he gets sad at being called a Pacific Islander.

>>13167278
>Seven year olds in the 1980's American South are unfamiliar with the smell of tamarind think it smells bad
Wow! What an amazing observation, Josh!

cannibal and vegan: you volunteer your own muscle tissue, grown in a vat. is vegan and meat and cannibal

>>13167278


Mhhhhh. Delicious pinoy delicacy indistinguishable from literal garbage.

>>13168003
It just looks like your standard poor people working food to me, like a bouillabaisse or jambalaya.

>>13161317
some of the flips I know love frying up skinny cheese lumpia.

>>13168172
Any good?

>>13168032

It's literal sopa de macaco with even more dubious meat

>>13161589
>a girl's vagina
Bigot

>>13167837
He is Asian. In the same way that a man from India is an Asian.
>>13167895
You are correct.

>>13161317
First of all Philipino quisine is garbage. Second, if you need to go to a white chef to make your culture's food tolerable than it probably isn't good anyways. Third Anthony Bourdain is dead and nobody misses him.

>>13161364
>Australian cuisine
What is there besides hot meat pies, pavlova and fairy bread?
>t.Australian

>>13168689
Mostly inherited adopted standards from foreign nations, and a small amount of goofing around with native ingredients in pricier restaurants. You'll notice it does not score well.

>>13161317
based chef jeff

>>13166873
>emasculation
>desexualization
>dehumanization
Fucking hell. I hate these type of asian guys. They all see the same porn conspiracy of portraying asian guys as feminine. They then complain about how lanky white boys are stealing asian girls

it’s your fucking fault. you have no culture, identity, or even a fucking personality. That’s why you view the world through an interracial raceplay lens
fucking retards making us look bad, even my brother is starting to believe the white guys steal asian gfs meme

>>13164694
That's literally not the point. Last panel is supposed to be making fun of pretentious white people-fied Filipino food. You're just as retarded.

Filipinos are Hispanic Islanders.

>>13161317
Hate this guys comics hes such a whiner. Sorry that dumb 3rd graders raised on pbjs and hot dogs microaggressed your leftovers so hard that you are STILL mad about it 2 decades later.

>>13166786
It's a mild slur, though. More akin to "Chinaman" than to "nigger"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__5LCS1CgpY

>>13161317
Wh*te '''''people'''''' truly are a cancer

>>13169008
It's a word. Are you offended when the british are called brits retard.

>>13169106
Sometimes they are offended when you call them poms.

>>13169115
That wasn't the issue. We were talking about flip.

>>13169118
Well, you're the one who drew the comparison.

Flip is a word which has been used throughout history to refer to Filipino people from a perspective of dislike. It was coined in this fashion. You can not surmount this basic fact.

>>13169132
I can and I will.

>>13169133
You haven't done so yet.

>>13168750
>flip food
>a cuisine a cuisine based on hundreds of years of stealing your colonizers food
okay

>>13168747
Honestly, it's true though. Not necessarily the porn industry, but in Hollywood's general depiction of asians in movies. Sure, recent trends have changed that, but it is still in a lot of people's minds that asians are timid and easily pushed around. Had a hell of time growing up because most kids either saw me as an easy target or martial arts master who had to be challenged. I ended up growing morose and feeling out of place hence why I'm here on 4chan, but who knows how modern childhood is for asians now.

>>13161317
whyd they have to drag bourdain into it, one of the only persons with actual respect for origins?

>>13161317
wow I can't believe people change and kids are picky eaters???

>>13169000
Funny part is that he was born and raised in the South so these kids probably ate shit like chitlins and other gross stuff so he could have easily made that joke but didn't.

>>13169195
He dislikes any white chef promoting any "ethnic" food as the "hot new thing."

>>13169195
Because he suffers from Original Sin.

Anthony Bourdain... was A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

>>13166714
Then why are you still living in a third world shithole?

>>13169448
thats pretty oversimplified

>>13162084
Based Italian Bro

>>13161317
>Go to an extremely popular restaurant without making a booking
>Get upset when you don't get a seat

>>13169483
He was Jewish though, not white

>>13161317
White people bad

>>13169841
I thought he was Eye-Talian?

I mean.

Still not white.

>>13161317
>didn't even get the girl later in life
I hope Jeff's got a hot wife at least.

>>13161335
Sausages, mustard and cheap store brand chips.

>>13161324
Because Finnish food is either taken from Russian or Sweden or made by poor people to use up anything and everything they have to stave off the depression and hunger.

>>13161317
This comic is confusing me, am I brainlet? I can't tell if the flip kid in the top panel is the guy in the back of the line or Chef Jeff running the restaurant. Are the the blond people in the booth supposed to be the same kids from the top panel? I don't understand.

>>13169964
It's just "Back then exotic food bad to kids, now adult hipsters, same kids, think is the best food ever".

>>13169977
I guess I was reading too far into it.

>>13169964
Yeah, I assume the kid is meant to be the Flip getting turned away at the Flipfood restaurant owned by a white guy.
Because that totally happens all the time and the guy who drew this isn't a mental case at all.

Funny, though, how he rags on hipsters but still goes out of his way to draw himself wearing a GI Joe T-shirt. Maybe he thinks they coopted that from him as well.

>>13169986
>Funny, though, how he rags on hipsters but still goes out of his way to draw himself wearing a GI Joe T-shirt
Am I missing something? How is that bad, ironic, funny or whatever?

>>13168763
Rejected. We don't want 'em. Give 'em to the Māori.

>>13169940
The take-away I got from that is 'Anthony Bourdain says Filipino Food will be the next big thing' and then he an hero'd.

>>13169992
These throwback T-shirts are a hallmark of the modern hipster and/or soyboy now. He might as well have drawn the Flip kid with a handlebar mustache.

>>13170038
It was supposed to be him in the 80s, the girl has a Rainbow Brite lunchbox.

Hot Dog eating Pinoys have no say in anything

>>13170184
I know, but it's still weird how he shoehorned it in there.

>>13170252
I think he has that and the Capri-Sun as a way of saying "Look, I enjoyed some American things as a kid. Why didn't my classmates like MY culture?" as he's eating day-old stew made with extremely strong smelling ingredients. As if watching a cartoon or drinking sugar water take any sense of maturity or a sophisticated palate.

>>13165271
I also live in Flushing and I have no complaints. KBBQ is better than all the crappy and/or expensive Kosher restaurants on Main Street.

>>13161589
thats it, give me your address

>>13169964
the guys seething 24/.7 about white people not liking his food, then being angry when white people like his food.

the artists shit is always like this,

>>13166658
WYPIPO BAD

>>13169179
>Had a hell of time growing up because most kids either saw me as an easy target or martial arts master who had to be challenged.
This happens to fat kids who can fight too. I know from personal experience. But if I bitch and moan about being bullied because I ate too many cheeseburgers and played too much Nintendo it doesn't really have the same effect as MUH RACIST WYPIPO.

Dumb insectoid.

>>13171854
He couldn't help being a gook, you could help having your own gravitational pull. Fatties get no sympathy, and I won't sugar coat my comment, because then you'd probably just eat that too.

>>13171626
I got no grief with the BBQ or the Korean Sticky Wings (I could eat that forever), but alot of the other stuff (Kimchi, bulgogi) I can't hang with. Flip chow, there's nothing, and I do mean nothing, I jibe with.

>>13171861
Kids are just shitheads. Specifically lazy ones because they will attack the most obvious thing about you. If you're fat it's your weight, if it's not obvious it's your sex. It has nothing to do with racism.

Thanks for proving my point btw, fag. I couldn't ask for a better case example

>>13171885
Hey, just keeping the natural order fatty.

>>13171861
>I won't sugar coat my comment, because then you'd probably just eat that too
Have to admit I chuckled.

>>13169154
?? do you know what you were replying to? I'm pointing out that the retarded author tried to pretend that cheese lumpia was somehow "white people" filipino food when it's an abomination made by flips themselves.

>>13170024
Fuck off we're full

>>13167205

Look, this moron would be lucky to find his own asshole with a map, both hands, and a team of proctologists.

>>13171919
I love all of the Filipino-Americans who responded to this guy's comic saying how gross lumpiang keso sounded. Just goes to show you how separated they are from their country.

>>13165334
Perhaps they never tried it. You can't find a Greek restaurant in Asian countries.

>>13172917
Eh, modern cuisines. Cheese isn't a normal part of a Filipino diet.

>>13173964
>Not a part of the normal diet
>Common street food there

Why are they even in line if the artist is trying to criticize the quality of the food?

>>13175460
Because the artist thinks that even if it's inauthentic and made by a white person Filipinos should get first dibs I guess? The whole comic would make way more sense if it were an authentic Filipino restaurant run by a Filipino but it is full of nothing but white people trying out "the hot new thing" and pushing the Filipinos out. But it's not. This is like a Chinese guy being mad that Panda Express is inauthentic but also that he can't get into one because it's too crowded.

>>13161317
>American cuisine that high
>British """"cuisine""" that low
OH NO NO NO
muh mutts! ! ! Muh burgers!

>>13175684
Wrong post.

>>13166658
Don't assimilate, more friction with your host culture is good, if you want to be part of the country you're living in you're a race traitor.

>>13166658
I'm going to try listing everything that I see.

>Being treated like niggers by the cops since they're brown
>Not quite sure about the media one so I'm going to go with "the media reinforces racist stereotypes"
>Hugh hefner/porn industry pushing white beauty standards
>Plastic surgeons offering "whitening" cosmetic surgeries
>The US government attacking hypenated-americans
>American foods supplanting traditional flip foods
>Sacks of blood money for rich whites, pennies for asians

Basically just butthurt. If you say to people like this "if you want to be surrounded by your own people then why not move back to where your parents immigrated from and where you still have family?" then you get a bunch of screeching and buzzwords that should be understood as "I'm not moving to some third-world shithole when I can just live here and take what white people have".

>>13161317
>mayo-infused broth
>diluting mayo in hot water