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Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:03:38 2019 No.13160507 [Reply] [Original]

Any fungivores here? Eating vegetables and animals is unethical, because they are conscious beings. Eating fruits is disgusting because you are basically eating the womb of a tree. The only alternative is fungivorehood. Mushrooms have all the necessary vitamins and proteins you need to be alive. What is your excuse for not being a fungaran? Fungi are very sustainable alternative and a single mushroom can feed a grown up man for days.

This is now a mushrooms recipes general. I start. The recipe is for mushroom cream soupe.

Take 10 mushrooms, cut down to small pieces. Saute it on mushroom fat until it reduces in size considerably, add salt. Don't add pepper, it's from a vegetable and eating them is not allowed. Boil mushroom milk. Drop in the sauted mushroom. Cook together for 5 minutes. Use a blender to blend the mushroom soupe into creamy consistency. Serve with croutons made from mushroom bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:06:30 2019 No.13160515 >>13160507 kys

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:08:04 2019 No.13160521 how do you make mushroom bread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:09:09 2019 No.13160525 Man, they're really efficient to grow, and I eat them often, but I wouldn't call myself a fungivore. You can't get your complete nutrient requirements from them.

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Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:16:20 2019 No.13160557
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>>13160525
Name 1 nutrient you need but can't find in mushrooms. I'll wait.

>>13160521
Yeast is a fungus. Dry your mushroom, blend it into powder. Add a little yeast and 2 mushroom yolks. Mix with hands. Let your pasta rise. Cook in oven at high temperature for... however long you want. You basically can't overcook mushrooms thanks to their chitin cell walls. https://www.businessinsider.com/why-you-cant-overcook-mushrooms-2016-6

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:21:16 2019 No.13160582 >>13160557 >Name 1 nutrient you need but can't find in mushrooms. I'll wait. pretty low on protein but they're great anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:22:40 2019 No.13160587 >>13160582 You don't need protein anyway. It's way too overrated because of the carnivores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:24:00 2019 No.13160595 >>13160557 >mushroom yolks You should really go to the doctor if yellow stuff is coming out of your mushroom, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:28:30 2019 No.13160616 >>13160507 Love mushrooms, but I have hereditary kidney issues and they cause me to get gout .. life sucks sometimes.

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Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:30:43 2019 No.13160628
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>>13160595
It is obvious to me that you are not a fungivore. If you were you'd know that there are several types of fungi that are oozing yummy things out of themselves. This is fuligo septica - a perfect egg replacement for fungivores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:31:08 2019 No.13160632 you won't get your fat soluable vitamins or enough fat from eating only mushrooms but more people should consider mushrooms as medicinal food

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:31:56 2019 No.13160637 >>13160507 fungi are more conscious than plants dumb dumb

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:32:45 2019 No.13160640 >>13160507 the politically correct term is mycophage

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:33:25 2019 No.13160645 >>13160632 I get all my fat from fatty mushrooms >>13160640 prove it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:35:28 2019 No.13160661 >>13160645 Which ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:37:33 2019 No.13160670 >>13160507 Fungi are literally superior to plants in just about everything plants do. You shouldn't eat them for the same reason you shouldn't destroy swamplands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:52:54 2019 No.13160734 >>13160661 drain the swamp eat the fung

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:53:39 2019 No.13160736 >>13160507 >Eating fruits is disgusting because you are basically eating the womb of a tree Yeah, but eating mushrooms is eating the fruiting body of an organism. It shoots it hot spores all over your while you eat it; how is that okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:54:33 2019 No.13160738 >>13160507 Thats a big mushroom

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Anonymous Sun Nov 3 13:58:52 2019 No.13160754

>>13160736
If your whole body is a dick you "have" no dick. You ARE the dick.

QED: eating mushrom is not gay and necessary

>>13160738
I have 3 similar sized growing right in my backyard. They are delicious. I use the cap as the base (the circle shaped "pasta") for my mushroom pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:00:14 2019 No.13160759 >>13160736 lmao have you ever eaten strawberries? literally ate cummies. now you have to kill yourself homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:02:57 2019 No.13160770 >>13160754 If i ate the whole thing, would i die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:04:09 2019 No.13160773 >>13160507 eat a bullet, it's the most ethical choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:05:40 2019 No.13160776 >>13160770 Yes. Yould stomach wour burst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:06:35 2019 No.13160779 >>13160759 oh fug

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:09:20 2019 No.13160792 >>13160776 Would it be extremely painful for me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:12:30 2019 No.13160803 >>13160792 Not for you per se, but your stomach would feel bad and ripped and you would be forced to express your solidarity with your stomach by dying for his ripped sake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:17:07 2019 No.13160824 >>13160754 is that you in the OP?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:20:14 2019 No.13160840 >>13160824 Yes, on the right.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:53:00 2019 No.13160978 >>13160628 Smile molds aren't fungus and are semi sentient though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 14:59:45 2019 No.13161012 >>13160978 they're happy fuckers aren't they

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 15:00:39 2019 No.13161015 >>13160978 You are right about them being eukaryotic organisms but the fuck are you on about sentience?

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Anonymous Sun Nov 3 16:48:32 2019 No.13161578

>>13161015
Sentience is maybe a bit over dramatic, but they do seem to gave awareness and share information. I've had them in my garden the last several years, wonderful visitors I wouldn't want to eat them.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/paris-zoo-blob-1.5325747

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 17:28:32 2019 No.13161757 >>13160507 I don't know man my survival stone age instincts are telling me that fungus is less healthy than fruits Is it just me or do you guys also feel like this. I mean does fungus not seem slightly less healthy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 18:22:40 2019 No.13162010 GO FUNGAN GO MYCAN http://www.mushroomthejournal.com/greatlakesdata/TopTen/Quest19.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 3 18:29:06 2019 No.13162030 >>13161757 mushrooms are medicine you fucking rock brain

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Anonymous Sun Nov 3 20:00:23 2019 No.13162424

>>13160978
>>13161578
>plasmodial slime mold is basically slime mold except it's technically a gigantic single-cellular organism
>cellular slime mold is more traditional and composed of individual cells that can work as one
oh god, which one is better for a slime girl waifu? has anyone attempted to grow one into mold of a person? has any mad scientist trained slime mold to acquire food from his penis? what do they feel like?