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13157217 No.13157217[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>pepperoni pizza for one little boy!
>oh, I'm sorry sir, I just have the wrong house. you see, only a child would order a pepperoni pizza, and you are clearly over the age of 18.
>my mistake, have a good evening!

>> No.13157224
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>>13157217
>i eat pizza

>> No.13157230

Imagine feeling superior for eating a specific flavor of pizza. Must suck having this little success in life, you must be starved of accomplishments

>> No.13157236
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Mommy mommy! Bouncy baby boy like peppy-wonie pissi-wissa! Pwease let happy baby boy have peppy-wonie pizza for din din!

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>>13157230
>Pepperoni pizza? YUMMY YUMMY IN BABY TUMMY!

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>>13157217

>> No.13157242

>>13157217
There are only margherita and marinara. Otherwise you can fuck off

>> No.13157259

>>13157217
Let me guess, you put soppressata on your pizza and insist it's completely different

>> No.13157263

>>13157230
laugh at this "man"

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>>13157263
>>13157230
Wonder what his favorite game at Chuck-E-Cheese is. Also wonder how he get's in with their "no adults without children" policy, or if they assume he is an over-grown 7 year old after he places his order for pepperoni pizza

>> No.13157391

>>13157341
Did a pepperoni pizza fuck your crush or something? You need psychiatric help

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>>13157391
>*sscrrrrrrrrrrrrumphumphumphumph*
>oh gawd, i love pepperoni pizza
>*schlomnomnom*
>reminds me of Chuck E Cheese with mom
>*omphnomph*
>oooh look at those pretty girls, i bet they think i'm cute and want to date me, better get this grease of my fingers!
>*schlurp schlurp schlurp*
>"ello m'ladies"

>> No.13157431

>>13157217
Why would the pizza guy expect a small child to answer the door? Surely the father would still place the order, answer the door, and pay for his children's food. Your meme makes no sense and you should log off and think about your life.

>> No.13157435

>>13157407
Pepperoni lovers committing mass suicide at this very moment.

>> No.13157437

>>13157431
Help how do I log off 4chan?

>> No.13157733

"cheese" pizza is worse, pepperoni is at least something

>> No.13157753

>>13157217
holy based you're back

>> No.13157761

>>13157733
I once ordered a margherita and got a fucking mozza-cheddar saturated monstronsity

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>>13157217
Yes, you seem to have made quite a goof-up.
I'll see you shortly when bring me my meat supreme with chicken breast slices substituted for bacon.

>> No.13157951

Gimme a salami and feta gut buster deluxe pizza instead you degenerate ass delivery boy

>> No.13157956

>>13157217
No 'chup on my 'za!?

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> getting normie pizza
Get on my fucking level scrubs