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DRIG OR DREED :DDDD

Smell my feet

>>13148741
12 hours too late for all countries.

I'm going to rape them

>>13148741
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER LOVING WHORES ILL RAPE YOUR SLUTTY LITTLE FEET RIGHT NOW FUCKING WHORE

>>13148741
here you go my little darlings :)

*throws candy slams door*

>>13148741
too ugly
too old

>>13148972
Too brown

>>13148741
Pick something kids

>>13148900
>0.5 oz
I could realistically eat 100 of those bags.

Does the candy get discounted as fast as midnight on Halloween or not until the following morning? I know better than to try to fight the sharting hordes tomorrow but I'm willing to drive there right now if I can get some chocolate for cheap.

>>13148741
Oh my, what a diverse country!

Tonight I took my kid trick or treating for her first time. One lady gave her a full size candy bar. My kid complained and gave it back, saying “this is too big”.

>>13149071
Based

>>13149071
Based

*leaves one of these bad boys on the porch with a "please take only ONE (1) sign*

>>13148741
DICK OR THREAT

>>13149071
A wholesome post?! On MY 4channel?

YOU TOO!

aw fuck...

>>13149035
>sharting hoard

too much kek

>>13149121
>wholesome

Jesus, you can smell the plebbitor tourist from here

>come right in children, the candy is right here in my bedroom, behind all the hand cuffs and duct tape

>>13148741
>open door
>try to hand kid candy
>accidentally spaghetti
>spills out of my bowl onto the floor all over the kids

>>13148741
A handful of smokes and some airplane sized bottles of booze.

>>13148741
I fucking hate it when they just walk in the house

>>13150211
>airplane sized
do you store the bottles in a hangar?

>>13148741
>gets the address wrong
>knock on /k/'s door
>/k/ommando thinks it's the alphabet boys
>throws a homemade bomb filled with nails and semen
>it goes down in history as the largest domestic terrorist attack in history

>Dump 30 dollars worth of candy into their bag.
Lived in apartment for 6 years and haven't had a trick or treater yet. First kid that comes gets all the candy. If no kid comes I take all of the candy to work and dump it in a pile on a table in the breakroom.

>>13149632
Sorry I'm not a jaded boomer like you.

>>13148741
Everyone gets some except for the nigger

>>13151425
Upon further inspection of the picture, I noticed that there's more than one nigger so, Only the three white kids get candy

>>13151425
>>13151434
What a clever and interesting person you are. I can't wait to see more of your contributions to this board.

>>13151796
40% yourself

>>13151796
Thanks, me too.

>>13148741
Why's the one on the right dressed like such a whore?

>>13151850
Cats aren't for sex what type of thinking is this?

How was yer guys' halloween? I had some family over that I havent seen in 7 plus years, I forced everyone to watch ernest scared stupid and it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown. Nice display outside, plenty of trick or treaters. 10/10 never doing halloween alone again.

>>13148741
You can fuck right off with your bullshit Americanised holiday. We already have a holiday where kids dress up and go door to door to get snacks or money. I'll see you then.

>>13151859
A cat is fine too

>>13151876
And what holiday is that third world kun?

>>13153293
Purge night

>>13148741
>T-that's a nice cat costume. W-where did you stick that cat tail to make it stay on ehehehehhhehheheh.

>>13149121
It's more likely than you think!

>>13149002
wouldn't work in southern north america, petty gangs of black teenagers would literally hold a gun up to your head to rob snacks like this. nah sorry i dont even want to attract your kind to my house, pretzels and honey sticks for you lovely boys and girls

>>13153293
Fastelavn.

>>13155804
Nogs are why you have two bowls of candy. One for the white kids filled with the good stuff and the other filled with Bit o' honeys and Mary Janes.

>>13155848
>Bit o' honeys and Mary Janes.
>tfw have to be black to get all the good candy
these were always my favorites getting to the bottom of the bag. this, caramel cremes, fuck. of course i prioritized chocolate first but thats mainly because its the quickest to go bad. if you want actual BAD candy look no further than grape flavored tootsie rolls and pixie sticks

>>13148749
My feet have been cracking and stinking real bad lately. Just got new work shoes so hopefully it helps. Shit hurts and REEKS

>>13149034
All that plastic would kill you

>>13150884
Haha! Boom boom! Zoom zomm! XD

>>13148741

>all those colored kids

my neighborhood keeps all of our lights off on Halloween because the neighboring blacks use to come to our neighborhood for candy. The HOA committee then let's us know what night halloween is going to be on.

>>13155912
Holy based

>>13149632
Angry fucker. Get a better life.

>>13148749
Give me something good to eat

>>13148741
Before I give you candy I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

>>13156115
is this actually required by law?

>>13155912
That's racist.

>>13156236
No. But if you're THAT kind of sex offender you're not allowed to decorate your yard or encourage trick or treaters in any other way. They did check up on me one year, too. A guy came to my door and let me know it was a spot check, and suggested I leave the lights off so it looks like I'm not home.

>>13156248
>not actually participating in halloween and just lazily leaving a bowl out
>not leaving an empty bowl out if you ARE too busy for halloween so people think it just all got stolen and you dont get tp'd

>>13156248
I haven't seen any new videos of dickheads stealing from community bowls from this year's Halloween. Maybe people are now aware that Big Brother is always watching?

>>13156115
>>13156236
>>13156260
That's stupid. It's a stupid law.
If the cops think a person is so likely to rape a kid that he can't hand out some candy on Halloween without doing some molesting on top of it he should be locked up. The whole idea of making child molesters self-police and maybe doing "spot checks" is half-assed. It only serves to make the criminal's life more miserable without actually stopping those who will re-offend.
Either keep them locked up or let them be normal citizens.

>>13156325
Yeah, that's why literally nobody shoplifts anymore. Hah!

>>13156358
jesus christ even grandma is in on it

>>13156358
That's another old one.

>>13156260
I refuse to ignore this bait

>>13156260
What did you do to get in trouble and what was the punishment?

>>13156333
In my rural southern neighborhood the sheriff sends deputies patrolling to make sure sex offenders aren't participating. Also with the on-line public sex offender registry you can check which addresses sex offenders reside at. But be aware, you can be convicted of a sex offense by urinating in public, so there's that.