/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>i've never had m&m's before, I swear!

i love chicke, i love liver moew mix, moew mix please deliver

>water?
>what's that?
>My parents never let me have that as a kid!

>>13154391
> only newborn baby goy blood for me!

Claire is cutest when she nibbles on her food and looks away from the camera

>>13154401
disgusting

>>13154401
i want her to nibble on my nips

>>13154385
Any video in which she's feeling confident day 1 and day three she's having a mental breakdown.

FAT CLAIRE THE SOW

HER DUDDERS SQUIRT SPOILED MILK

>>13155300
This is it for me. I find these videos entertaining because she's so terrible. When the video is "pastry chef makes gourmet kitkats" it should seem fairly simple. But then she doesn't have any clue how something extremely common like wafers are made she tries weird experiments that go awry and she gets upset. That's where the funny comes.

>grumpy fat hag bitches about cooking when she has a job as a cook
>dyes herhair to look like more of a hag
haha wo so base epic swag

>>13155657
The grey is actually natural. Her 20s were apparently stressful as fuck.

>>13154385
I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen

>>13155998
kill yourself reddit

>>13156023
I would hit my breaks if she was crossing the street in a crosswalk, but outside of a crosswalk she’s responsible for me running her fatass over.

>>13154401
Too bad she's into Brad. You can tell she's got the hots for him.

>>13156027
I'd get in a collision with her fat ass, if you know what I mean.

>>13156027

I WOULD TAKE A CAR FULL HEAD ON TO GET A CHANCE OF AT BOILING CLAIRES DIRTY BATH WATER INTO A TEA

Fuck off shill.

This bitch is fucking annoying. She destroys expensive kitchen equipment to MacGyver her fucking concoctions and it makes me so mad

>all these seething losers who cannot understand the glory of Claire's ass
You will not appreciate the thick kitchen pastry chef semen demon that is Claire until you see what her ass looks like

Wish I was being blacked like she is

>>13154385
Can you stop posting these shitty fuckin threads?

>>13156380
No.

I want to eat out her swampy ass

>>13154385
>>13154401
>>13156023
You fags can't compete she's been BRADED.

>>13154401
>looks away from the camera
But she's looking AT the camera

>>13156400
I suspect it would taste something like an alligator Cajun gumbo.

>>13154385
Get the fuck away from me.

>>13156440
Look at the pure liquid lust in her eyes for this god of a man.

>>13156440
I'm 100% straight but would not mind ONE BiT getting alex delaney'd

>>13157286
Why have a Axlet when you can have a BRAD.

>>13155584
You’d do even worse.

>>13156313

>>13154385
FAT JEW CLAIRE STINKS LIKE ROTTEN CHEESE AND MATZO

>>13156440
when is brad going to come out as gay?

>>13154385
>those grey streaks

Hnnggg

>>13157415
Possibly, but I'm not a trained pastry chef. Also my first step would be to research exactly how all those wafers are made instead of just trying random crap. That wouldn't make for as good a youtube video though..

>>13157819
Brads not gay he just wants to please everybody with is Gods gift of a body.

>>13156440
I remember Clair being all flustered in one episode and asking Brad if he just wanted to go get a drink with her. Brad quickly responded with no, but looked pretty befuddled. She was clearly down to fuck him in that moment.

Why does brad always shit on her efforts though? Is that his lure?

>>13158076
>That wouldn't make for as good a youtube video though
It would if the viewer actually wants to learn about cooking and isn't a mouth breathing retard.

>>13154408

u gay

>>13157428
>>13157428


too fat

>>13160012
He doesn't put much thought into it and either says 'you nailed it' or the first thing that comes to mind.
why kiss up to one of your employees
especially one that acts like she's in highschool?

>>13154385
claire is like the ultimate fan fiction reading nerd girl

harvard jew literature graduate who loves to bake


i both love and hate her

i just dont understand how you go to harvard and this is how you live your life

but she owns property in new york so it all worked out for her.... as it does for her people. i wonder if she bought it with her own money or with her harvard educated professor dad's money

sigh its just like

ugh

>>13154391
>"Today we're going to be making.....*checks script*.. water."
>"I've never actually had water before, I always saw it in the store, but my parents never let me drink any."
>"Ok let me try this."
>*Drinks a tiny sip of water*
>"Wow, that's....gonna be a challenge."
>"Oh my god Chris, can you come over here and try this?"
>"Oh wow Claire, this water is really good, I haven't had any in ages."
>"I just need to figure out how I can make this gourmet."

>Not even an hour in and Claire is completely lost

>"Brad can you please help me? What do you think needs to stay for it to still be a glass of water?"
>"Well Claire, it needs to be wet for one."
>Claire looks like she's about to cry
>"I don't think I can make the water wet Brad this is going to be way too hard."

>>13161755
>Brad, come try this water?
>....yeah....it's just worder.
>Yeah it's water.
>worder.
>Are you trying to say water?
>WORDER!

>>13154385
I'd bone ample tits.

>>13157277
>pure liquid lust
liquid? like wooder?

>>13154385
>tfw claire will never take a huge shit on my chest
how do i cope bros

>>13154385
>tfw no homely but thicc Italian gf to cook me all sorts of good foods and treats.

>>13162129
She's not Italian. She's a Jew.

>>13162437
what's the difference?

>>13154385
Someone please post the screencaps of that video where they were on boat or whatever and she was looking like a busted open bag of wet flour

>>13154385
The goy group creampie.

>>13162485
Do you like either pasta or bagels?

>>13162499
I like a girl with a soft butt that knows how to suck dick.

>>13162509
So pasta and bagels?

>hfw I unsheathe my 8in uncircumcised gentile Americock

The best part of this show is the tired look of hopelessness when she can't get the recipe right.

>>131596 Do you remember the episode?

>>13162556
>uncircumcised
>gentile Americock
Your israeli overlords would like a word with you, lmao!

>>13162629
I bet they would.

why do they put lemon zest on everything?

>>13162486
I'd still love to fuck her

I had a dream where I was hanging out with Brad and Claire last night bros, it was wonderful.