/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13134956
Okay, frend. Enjoy.

Based. I like my coffee like I like my society, tall and blond

>>13134956
You sound like you brought 2 Monsters to school when you were in second grade. There's nothing wrong with a little cream and sugar if you prefer it that way, but if you think black coffee is bitter you're just not drinking halfway decent coffee, or are just so addicted to sugar that your taste buds are broken.

>>13134956
Buy better beans and make it properly. Try some lighter roasts.

I like my black coffee the way I like my green tea I watch it swirl down the sink while sipping on chilled milk.

>>13134956
of course if you dirnk shitty blck coffee its going to taste shitty just like eating a shitty burger requires you to cover it with condiments.

Find better beans and lighter roast. They're not all bitter and shitty the good ones don't even taste like coffee at all and more like the best tea you've ever had.

>>13134977
Based
Fuck lacto-bigots

>>13134956
No shame in admitting youre a weak and pathetic human being. Heh

>>13134979
I just ordered some medium roast samples from an artisan coffee place here, those should taste good right

>>13135031
Not necessarily. Artisan just means they roasted it themselves. Sometimes it doesn't even mean that. It doesn't mean they're good at it, or that they are suitably selective about their beans. You should try to purchase a brewed cup before you commit to a bag of their beans.

>>13135046
They're very well respected here, I did my research. And their cafes are in another state, so I just ordered three 120g sample packs of different medium roasts. I'll try them hot, with cold brew, and with milk and sugar and see if it's different.
I've only had instant coffee so far

>>13135031
Its hit or miss. I get good stuff from my farmers market. They always have samples of it available and are pretty knowledgeable on the origin and preferred brewing method and all that jizz

>>13135055
based and soon to be beanpilled

>>13134956
>he cant handle black coffee
Some "men" belong with the sissys. Heh... Me? I drink my coffee like a god damn grown up. Stay queer. Out

>>13135117
Are you also a forklift operator?

>>13135135
Not him but I wish. If I could make a decent enough living just cruising around on a forklift I'd be happy as shit. Those things are fun

>>13135176
Get a crane license. That's pretty good money, and you spend a lot of time just sitting in the cabin waiting until they need you.

this is just an internet tryhard meme

it's like saying you like 100% cocoa dark chocolate

>>13135135
Of course not. I am a NEET.

>>13135183
I've thought about it, but I cant imagine the first few jobs you do on your own. White knuckling it the whole way

>>13135184
>tfw I drink both black coffee and unsweetened cocoa

>>13135222
You're the toughest, baddest bastard this side of the universe, then!

tastelet

Mixing in a spoonful of natural peanut butter can be a surprisingly pleasant way to spruce up your coffee and add some fats to your morning routine, from time to time

>>13134977
Enjoy your osteoporosis.

>>13135184
You're a fucking idiot. Millions of people drink black espresso in Europe, many of which are boomers who can barely turn a computer on.

>>13134956
I have unsweetened moka pot coffee which is allegedly one of the most bitter types of coffee and it's hardly bitter if at all. I'd have to overextract it and even then it just tastes more bland than bitter. Makes me think how low the people crying about black coffee's standards for bitterness are.

>>13134963
>racist has the taste buds of a child
Can't say I'm surprised.

>>13135634
wat

>>13135660
>I've desensitized myself to the bitterness, it's actually sweet now!
the absolute state of black coffee drinkers.

>>13134956
I hope you enjoy it but i'd still cut out the sugar, coffee has many healthsome benefits that get overshadowed if you use too much

>>13135751
I didn't desensitize myself to the bitterness, it simply doesn't bother me because I'm not a sugar-addicted manchild.

>>13135751
Hasn't it occured to you that you are too sensitive to bitterness instead, fattie?

Black coffee threads are the best

>drinking coffee a certain way determines your intelligence or whether you’re a real man

>>13134956
you know what's funny?
I find sweetened creamy iced coffee more bitter than hot black coffee

>>13134956
have you tried not buying shitty coffee?

>>13134956
I've always liked it the way I like my women.
Strong, black, and less than a day old

>>13135747
Try it!

>>13135970
homosexual

wtf op

>>13134956
Just drink it with honey. Delicious and you get your daily dose of minerals and vitamins.

>>13134956
>ever quitting 5050 milk water coffee

Idiot.

>>13136734
I tried that once it was garbage
what I do now is just make it with whole milk
oh yeah. 250ml chilled milk and 3g sugar steeped in 10 grams of ground beans

>>13134956
That's so fattening man come on

You need community coffee with just a packet of sweetener

>>13134956
It's an acquired taste.

>>13136810
>~170 calories per glass, twice a day is 'so fattening'

>>13136810
>170 calories per glass, twice a day, is 'so fattening'
lmao are you 5'5?

>>13135660
Imagine something like this being an accomplishment lol. It's just coffee. Some like it some don't. Get over yourself.

>>13137241
Shh quiet now it's the center of his masculinity

>>13134956
Find better coffee to drink. Avoid dark roasts.

>>13135031
>>13135031
I'd say 95% of places that offer medium roasts have no idea what they are doing.At least with a medium or a light you have a chance of it tasting good. With dark it will always be bad.

If the roaster labels their roast level then it's about 99.9999% likely that the coffee will be mediocre to bad.

>>13137241
When did I say it's an accomplishment?

>>13137398
You type like a roastie.

>>13134956
if you don't like bitter coffee buy lighter roasts from people who give a shit about their beans.
t. folgers black silk drinker

>>13137511
>With dark it will always be bad.
why do they always describe it as tasting like sinful dark chocolate and cake when it actually tastes like burnt beans
such a fucking lie

>>13137532
people have retard tongues and describe chocolate as bitter.
which is coincidentally the actual flavor of burnt beans.

Don't mind me, just posting the best "cheap" coffee

>>13134956
Using a french press for black coffee really helps.

I hope by sugar you mean splenda. no one is retarded enough to still pour sugar into drinks in 2019 right??

>>13137869
I keep a couple of sugar cubes on the side and lick one between each sip.

>>13137532
I'm not sure, but I have some ideas:

Dark roasts are "forgiving" of poor brew method. In that they are always going to taste pungent, smokey, and burnt, even a shitty home dripper will produce that result. Even when the beans are stale. Even when the brew ratio is very weak. It'll always turn out "bold" (aka high intensity of flavor) relative to an equally poorly brewed light or medium.

Another part is just retarded marketing that associates the disgusting taste with toughness.

Another part could be the common bitter-sour confusion in north america. I have people commonly ask me for beans with low acid, who then describe a light roasted kenyan as what they are looking for when I give it to them. People commonly call bitter things sour. They also have made the association between the word "acidic" and coffee that tastes intense and bad, typically in a burnt roasty way. This produces a feedback effect where people ask for what darker roasts give while wanting to ask for what lighter roasts provide.

>>13134956
Nobody cares how you drink your bitters faggot, and nobody cares if you do or don’t.

>>13137532
>>13138017
Also, people usually drink it will cream and sugar.

>>13134956
bitter shitty coffee tastes bitter and shitty, good coffee doesn't need anything else.

>>13134956
Honestly if you use good coffee, fresh grind, and brew it properly, it has no bitterness of acidity and is wonderful black. That being said, most coffee sucks and is intolerable black, & I end up cream and sugaring most meh coffee. But the few times I've had an exceptional cup, I was blown away at how it didn't need anything else and was naturally silky and a touch sweet.

>>13138017
I can tell you're the moron larping a barista in the other thread.

Cafe Viennois.

>>13138190
It's text based freeform roleplaying. There is no live action element.

>>13139387
He likes to pantomime the actions of a barista both before and after the post.

>>13137869
>sugar bad
yeah I'm sure 3g per mug will destroy my health

>>13140202
ok but why add it at all when sugar free sweeteners exist and taste the same

>>13140242
Because I'm old school. I feel like royalty when I use actual sugar, like how only royals back then had access to it and the plebs had to eat unflavored unsweetened food.

Just made some black coffee with my new beans, they even smelled strong through the packaging. It tastes really good without anything, I think this meme is real.

>>13134956
No shit retard

>>13135970
Clint Walker was such a stud

Another "I can't enjoy something that isn't packed with sugar" thread

>>13140358
just kidding bros
I took two sips and poured the rest down the drain
seriously it was bitter as SHIT
>>13140904
>I enjoy things that taste bad
more power to you you absolute cretin

>>13134956
Some peoples level of taste maturity is just hard capped. No matter how much they try they can't get into beer, wine, blue cheese, black coffee etc. Thankfully I am not one of these people. I'm not even an addict, I just drink one cup during the weekends and prefer it black.

>>13134956
Who gives a shit about the taste of coffee.. It's like wanting candy flavored medicine like a child

>>13140985
>coffee = medicine
Wew

>>13140988
lol it was just an example but I mean if you think about it, it's sort of like a medicine for tiredness

also chek'd

>>13140920
It doesn't taste bad to us, you moronic manchild. That's the whole point, we don't share your kiddie palate.

>>13140985
The millions of people who love the taste of a light roast espresso just to give one example.

>>13140988
It's not a medicine but it's a pretty healthy drink.

>>13134956
So you don't actually like coffee at all? You just like sugar LMAO

>>13141423
>if you like gin and tonic you hate gin and are just a sugar addicted child

>>13138190
Huh, it's almost like I am one. I'm not sure why you would have such hard edged skepticism about that. I make coffee for a living, nothing to be proud about. I find it fun to talk about coffee with people, however; so I am going to do that.

>>13141397
kys hahahaha

>>13134956
fuck you OP pansy ass mf

Fucking hate coffee

>>13141489
Go have your sugar fix before you start crying again, fat faggot.

>>13135660
>t.smoker

>>13142110
I have never smoked. No idea what you're on about.

>>13142122
Liar

>>13142130
Schizo

>>13142144
Gay

>>13137517
you type like a fragile beta male

>>13142210
Your beef curtains are seething.

>>13142217
Sure they are sweetie

>>13142144
Faggot

I had a coworker who took his coffee black and was vocal about it. He was insecure in a lot of other ways too.

All you niggas need decaf in yo life.

>>13142253
>tumblr-tier reaction image
Yeah, confirmed roastie.

>>13141450
That's true. Gin adds nothing except alcohol to tonic water unless you do a 1:1 mix, at which point it tastes like ruined gin and nobody does it anyway.

>>13142268
lmao the meme is real

>>13142525
>anti-coffee retard makes up the vaguest of anecdotes
Woah, black-coffee ddrinkers btfo!!!

>>13139387
based

>>13134956
Taking a sip of black coffee after a bite of something sweet is so much better than putting the sugar IN the coffee.

>>13134966
Coffee is bitter, though. Bitter isn’t bad.

Incredibly based

Black coffee makes your teeth gross

>>13143567
Another fag without the palate of an adult arrives.

>>13143616
Black coffee is associated with a lower risk of cavities.

>>13143709
When you grow up you'll realize no one cares how you're drinking your coffee no matter how loud you are about it or how many times you announce it.

>>13135031
Buy Bluebeard Coffee. I live down the street from them. They roast in their cafe. It’s good.

>>13143966
You say nobody cares yet you are calling a guy who made a thread specifically to be butthurt at black coffee drinkers "incredibly based". Let that sink in.

>>13144046
You know Anonymous isn't a user name right?

>>13134956
gas station drip coffee is obviously going to taste like shit black, but a nice pour-over from a coffee shop shouldn't be too bitter. also to really enjoy a drink like coffee or even wine or whiskey, you don't gulp it down as if it was dr. pepper. you just take a little sip, taste it fully, think about the subtle flavors hiding, drink it, and repeat. if that sounds too faggy for you, then you're a hipocrite for complaining that you can't drink something without getting kicked in the balls by the overwhelming sugariness. man up and gulp down the gas station swill, enjoy the bitterness in the same way you enjoy the pain of hard liquor or horseradish burn.

>>13144093
Cope
it'll always taste like ass
bitterness is inherent to all beans, no black coffee on earth tastes sweet with a bouquet of notes like some magical elixir

>>13142308

>>13143976
98403 represent!!
Tell Natasha that Jason says hi!

>>13134956
>goo goo gah gah
>baby needs sweets
>baby needs to feel good all the time
>baby no like feeling neutral
>baby needs sugar NOW!
black coffee is better for you than sweetened coffee, and that's the only reason you need to drink it.

>>13145611
>3 grams of sugar will kill you!
literally kys

>baby needs to feel good all the time
so you admit it's just a meme? It tastes like swill, no one in their right minds would say it tastes great
literally lol

>>13145794
He's saying that YOU need sugar to have it taste good because you're a sugar-addicted manchild. Not only you have the taste buds of a child but the reading comprehension of one lol.
Imagine seething this bad at people liking black coffee. Do they bully you?

>>13144784
You're so angry at coffee yet so clueless about it. Go have your choccy milk and lollipops, kid, it will keep you from crying at meanie coffee again.

>>13145794
>no one in their right minds would say it tastes great
Except for the millions of espresso drinkers in Europe, or the millions who drink coffee in Vietnam or the millions who buy beans and grind them and so on. Keep crying, sugar fag.

We have two of these shitty off-topic threads by manchildren crying at coffee in the catalog right now. Mods, do your job.

>Mods, do your job.

try drinking it Vietnamese style

I'm from Finland, just wanted to tell you all.

>>13135966
Me too now that you mention it, i wonder why.

>>13134956
drink it however you want. just know that you're not getting the full experience due to your immaturity, or whatever semantics you want to use, and accept it.

>>13135966
Literal liars. Something sweetened will always taste sweeter than something unsweetened. You've conditioned yourself to be a slave to black piss.

>>13148580
>muh immaturity
coffee and alcohol snobs are the absolute worst. Wish I could snap every single one of you buggers out of existence. Fuck you, dummy.

>>13148580
>to your immaturity
No, it's you who is being immature. You think your taste is more "mature" if you drink it black. Taste is subjective, there are not better, worse, mature, immature etc. tastes. They are just different. Maybe your taste buds are shit and you don't taste how bitter black coffee really is. That's why people cut away some of the bitterness with some milk and sugar. To make the taste more balanced.

>>13150011
If you add any milk it just tastes like milk. "Cut"? LMAO. That's putting it lightly. LOL.

>>13149974
Why are you seething like a bitch? Why do you project your piss fetish onto black coffee? Seek psychiatric help.

>>13149975
You won't do shit, fattie.

>>13150017
Glad you admit it tastes bitter as shit unless it's mixed with milk or cream or sugar.

>>13150590
He didn't say anything remotely resembling that though, manchild.

>>13134956
Literally no one likes coffee black. They're being a contrarian, it's just hot bean water. Iced coffee is the shit.

>>13135660
>you don't like the taste of nigger cum? RACIST MUCH?

>>13150664
Imagine coming up with delusional conspiracy theories to excuse having the palate of a child. You're pathetic.

>>13150677
Ask me how I know you're american

>>13135660
This liquid asphalt tastes lovely, dear! Care to hand me the industrial glue so I could consume that next?

>>13150926
Let me know when millions of people all over the world sit at a cafe and order asphalt, you manchild hambeast.

>board full of women, fatties and rebbitors
>board incredibly hostile against black coffee
Really makes you think.

>>13150967
That's because it tastes like ASS
I'm gonna throw these coffee samples out, muh artisan shit it smells like shit it tastes so fucking bitter even with milk and sugar
I'm just fucking off from coffee altogether just fuck this bullshit, Nescafe tastes better than this pile of shit advertised with a bouquet of flavors like banana and chocolate butter cookies for FUCKS SAKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA TASTE CHOCOLATES AND BANANAS IN FUCKING COFFEE YOU LIARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13151234
yikes

>>13134956
If it's too bitter you brewed it too strong. Reduce the coffee to water ratio.

>>13134956
I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL

>>13151433
Thrash?

>>13151371
I added ten grams for 200ml, that's the norm.

>>13150885
Ask me how I know you've made 10+ posts in this thread

>>13151608
How do you know?

>>13142110
smoker here who likes coffee black. is this a thing? most other smokers I know prefer sugary coffee

>>13151616
Ctrl f child
Learn a new insult

>>13143976
Make Tacoma shitty again and BRING BACK COSMONAUT COFFEE REEEEEEEEE

>>13134956
if its bitter you brewed it wrong. black coffee isn't going to be the best option at every coffee shop, some of them dont put in the effort. but making it at home it absolutely is the best option, because you can make sure you dont burn it or overbrew it or anything like that. and then you actually get to taste the coffee instead of basically just having a coffee-flavoured dessert drink

>>13151627
It's true, though. Only manchildren would be so confused at the idea of someone not gagging at a drink not drenched in sugar or the slightest hint of bitterness to the point of believing everyone is pretending to like a drink.

>>13142864
it can be, but there really are some roasts and brewing methods that produce little to no bitterness. ever tried cold brew?

>>13151433
groove coffee sounds nice but I can't imagine how you'd pull it off.

>>13135184
super dark chocolate is terrible, but black coffee is good shit. it just needs to be nice coffee. in my experience even "nice" coffee joints have mediocre at best black coffee because almost all of their customers drink lattes.
the best black coffee ive had is still the stuff i brew myself.

>>13135634
that sounds kinda nice, whats it like? does it dissolve completely or do you get a change in texture?

>>13137869
sweeteners taste like shit though. just ween yourself off sweet stuff altogether. life really is better when youre not having your brain chemistry messed with by refined sugar

>>13138108
this, it needs to be good. it doesnt even need to be amazing honestly, as long as its brewed properly

>>13141450
liking spirits is degenerate anyway.
t. beer drinking chad

>>13145786
every morning, maybe 2 or 3 times a day, yeah, that much sugar is bad for you. plus all the other sugar you consume every day. white bread, pastries, sweets, its all shit

>>13137869
>sugar-free sweeteners
goodbye balanced gut flora
not saying that pure sugar is any better than alternatives, but don't act like splenda and similar substitutes are some holy grail of sweetness

>>13135055
I'd skip cold brew, it's kind of a waste since shit beans would taste almost as good. If you want to cold brew like the gods, pick up some coffee with chicory. Cafe du Monde if you feel fancy, but Community gets the job done.

>>13134956
pleb thread, it tastes better with ice cream, but black coffee is still great

>>13151857
my man, affogato is the shit

Just made myself a nice cup from San Pedro necta. Fuck what a nice coffee, what are you guys drinking?

>>13151996
Starbucks veranda. Got any recommendations for light roasts available at grocery stores?

>>13152036
Nope, I only drink local sorry

>>13134963
I prefer my coffee tall, dark, and scary

I like my coffee like my men, strong, black, with a bitter aftertaste! lol!!!

>>13151647
I steeped mine for 8, 12 and 16 hours, I mixed different ratios of grounds with clean filtered watery, nothing works it's bitter and scheisse

>>13152116
...what? why are you brewing for hours? i do mine for like 5 minutes

I've never heard about anyone feeling their masculinity attacked by the way they drink their coffee before.
Must be an american thing.
Which is amusing since american coffee is famously weak.

lol

>>13137553
Muh nigga

I don't like coffee, it makes me have the shits.
You know how I stay awake and energized? By getting 8 hours of sleep at the appropriate time, i.e. night.

>>13154404
I do that. I also drink coffee. The result? I am more powerful than you by having the edge that you deny yourself.

>>13154409
You do know that you build a tolerance to caffeine over time, and after a while you need it to just maintain the baseline, because otherwise you get withdrawal symptoms? Lethargy, headaches, bad mood - any of that sound familiar?

I don't need to edge.

>>13154424
I don't drink it when on holiday and have no problems. You don't have to drink it, but I'm getting that promotion and you're definitely not.

>>13154431
>promotion is your main goal
uhhh, I work all day too but wagecucking is not the essence of my life
I have a soul you know, even hobbies

>>13152143
Cold brew

>>13154438
Have fun being left behind, loser.

>>13154431
>coffee got me a promotion
yikes sweetie

>>13154543
Literally indoctrinated.

>>13151681
For me it's depressive suicidal black coffee.

Who says you have to like the taste? I drink coffee to get caffeinated not for the taste. Here are some other drugs that taste terrible but people use anyways
>cigarettes
>vodka

>>13155866
I love the taste of coffee but couldn't care less about the "pick-me-up" of caffeine.

>>13155875
I've always drank coffee black so I don't mind the taste. I'm not sure if I actually like the taste though. It's hard to tell if it's just positive mental priming and nostalgia.
>tfw will never be in high school again getting caffeinated out of my mind lifting weights
>caffeine doesn't even do much anymore

>>13155931
try turk coffee
very caffeinated.
flavored with turkey seasoning or something/.

>>13134956
I stopped drinking those coffee milkshakes because they actually contain a lot more fat and calories than I thought. I visibly saw changes

>>13155990
good job.

>>13134956
I like the taste of bitter things.

>>13134963
I like mine short and strong

>>13155866
Vodka is literally tasteless

>>13156176
>t.

>He separates the coffee beans from the final drink
>He calls that "coffee"
Drink Turkish

>>13157164
Turkish is a big meme

>>13134956
I think you're either born liking black coffee or you're not. Ignore the tastelets that force themselves to drink black coffee to seem mature or whatever. I've never disliked black coffee as long as I can remember, though I'm not always in the mood for it. It's something I usually only have while working for sipping or while I have something sweet to accompany it. Black coffee makes sweet stuff taste sweeter.

>>13159171
I'll hit up some local cafes in the future, in different parts of my country. I'll see if it tastes better there.

Try drinking hot chocolate instead

>>13134956
>it tastes so bitter
This is not an issue of what beans you're using, it's a water temperature problem. Brew using a French press using pure or distilled water that you removed from the stove before it starts to boil (93-97 degrees C). Or buy an espresso machine.

>>13134956
People are so elitist with coffee for some reason.

>>13135184
>this is just an internet tryhard meme
Nothing tryhard about getting coffee without any fuss of putting sugar and milk in it and creating a mess.
>it's like saying you like 100% cocoa dark chocolate
I do.

>>13160176
Same with alcohol.

>>13160176
>>13160231
And that's a good thing.

I only recently started drinking coffee. Why does it make my mood better? I guess this is why everyone is always drinking it

>>13143713
the acid kills off bacteria that feed off sugar in your saliva

>>13160253
Who is swishing coffee around their mouth when they drink it?

>>13160240
>Why does it make my mood better? I guess this is why everyone is always drinking it
correct. it makes you less bored as well

>>13160261
everyone
unless you're some sort of faggot who drinks it with a straw shoved halfway down your throat.

>>13160261
>he doesn't rinse his mouth with coffee

>>13160261
People shove it up their asses as well

>>13160197
Where do you even get 100% chocolate, highest i've seen is 95

>>13134956
Make your own pourover with freshly ground coffee. Then it's actually good.

>>13162541
>https://www.amazon.com/Absolute-Black-Chocolate-Solids-Antioxidant/dp/B072K1B8VL

>>13160237
It's a thinly veiled cope because they're addicted to shitty beverages.

>>13162618

>c

>>13162618
>cope
Hola, Reddito.

>>13162618
Damn truth.

>>13138190
I invite her inside and offer her a seat at my table where's I'm currently brewing a fresh pot of coffee in my Yama glass cold drip brewing tower. As she listens intently I go over the flavor profile of the specific Nicaraguan honey processed beans I'm using today. I've medium roasted them myself 4 days prior to allow for proper degassing. They have a mild and pleasant flavor with a startling lack of bitterness. An excellent bean for people who like the flavor of double shot lattes but don't want the heart attacks. I tell her how I think that these beans are Superior to even jamacian blue mountain, which cost 4X the price and taste less pleasing when drunk black. I ask her what kind of drink she would like and she responds with a simple iced latte. I preheat my espresso machine and put some of the spare beans into my burr grinder. After grinding and tamping a fresh shot I pull it into a double walked espresso glass while I ask if she would like it sweetened. She responds yes so I spoon about a tablespoon of sweetened condensed milk into a cocktail shaker which I then load with ice and whole milk and the shot if espresso. I shake the latte for a good 30 seconds before pouring it into a zwilling double walked mug and topping it with a sprinkle of flaky ice cream salt. I then pass the drink to her and watch her take a sip as I await her reaction. "This is delicious." She says in a refined tone. "The subtle fluity flavors of the honey proccess gives these beans a wonderful depth that pairs perfectly with this raw unpasteurized milk you've used. However I must question the salt on top of the foam. It does not bring noticible flavor and it melts too fast to be admired as a decoration." Perhaps she is right.

>>13134956
More like black coffee is going to fuck your girlfriend since you're such a giant cuck.

>>13142733
This, but only if you're drinking shitty coffee or turkish coffee.
Once at a greek restaurant they served me coffee in the stove pot at the table for me to pour out into a demitasse cup. They gave a biscuit on the side which really cleansed my palate (or however you say it) before drinking the coffee. Didn't even need to add sugar.

this thread was definately made by that retard that thought you could make coffee by putting grounds and milk in a French press

>>13162618
Stay seething.

>>13140242
Sugar free sweeteners have bad long term side effects as well.

>>13135184
Sounds like you're a bitch that cant handle some bitterness

>>13165170
>hey bro, force yourself to enjoy something that tastes bad
>so what if it's bitter, man up pussy
>what do you mean I'm not alpha for eating pure chocolate or drinking black coffee? Fuck you, tastelet
only tryhards eat and drink things that taste bitter and claim it's fun.

>>13165170
The fact that you worded things that way says a lot. "Can't handle" implies that you think it's something unenjoyable. Nobody cares what you drink dork so quit putting on airs, pretender.

>>13164808
like what

I bet it's nothing compared to obesity, fucked metabolism, cancer, aging, etc. etc. you get from sugar

#coffee isn't a sweet, I like candy and cake but coffee is not a sweety, it is like a bit of spinach or some other standalone side that you want for the unique flavor to clear the palate

>>13165773
>t. tastelet

>>13165773
you've got it all wrong, if you can tolerate the bitterness you can enjoy the flavor of a good wholesome strong black cup of #coffee

>>13165773
But it doesn't taste bad to us, you stupid manchild. This is literally the whole point of argument.

>>13165970
Not really, not being able to handle it only applies to the people who can't handle it. Nobody said it applies to people who drink it. Cope harder, babby palate.

>>13166252
You're the one that said it. Just trying to give you a glimpse of your outward appearance.

>>13134956
Black coffee shouldn't be bitter. You need to actually buy good coffee beans and brew them properly. If you buy the preground stuff like Folgers Classic and brew it with tap water in a shitty drip pot you haven't cleaned in 5 years, it going to taste like shit.

>>13166297
I'm not even the person you replied to, I'm just pointing out that saying that people who don't drink black coffee don't enjoy or can't handle bitterness doesn't imply that people who drink it are enduring or otherwise bothered by bitterness. Just like saying people who don't digest lactose can't handle milk doesn't mean milk drinkers are subjecting themselves to drink something they can't handle. Or just like people who don't sunbathe because they burn easily doesn't mean the people who tan are subjecting themselves to pain or don't enjoy the activity. In other words, you're employing a fallacy.
tl;dr you have the palate of a child and also the logic grasp of one.

>>13150967
Kek. This.

>>13166808
Lol sure you aren't. Btw stopped reading at first comma.

What cawfags are afraid to tell you is that "good coffee" beans have a shelf life of 2 days, so no one is drinking "good coffee" anyway.

>>13135644
This is fake news

>>13167081
Of course a dork with the palate of a kid has the attention span of one.

is it just me or does pic related taste like utter trash

I've had dunkin donuts grinds, starbucks grinds, timmies grinds, folgers, lavazza, and jumping bean coffee and they're all miles above this stuff

>>13134956
your a faggot or a child OP.

If your a faggot no excuses, man the fuck up.
If your a child, you don't belong on 4channel.

>>13135660
spotted the cuck

>it tastes so bitter and shitty. I'm gonna resume drinking cold coffee made with milk and sugar like I used to, Jesus

>>13134956
Minors aren't allowed here, son.

>>13167932
>>13168079
Alpha males

>>13135660
>advocating for mixing
Shoo.