/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13151919
Yes, my queen.

>>13151919

>>13151919
She insulted Trump. She deserves to be locked up.

Isn't there any way to make bugs somewhat more presentable as food than keeping their head and legs?

Greta wants you to kill and eat this little fella.
She says it's more ethical.

>>13151935
You support (((trump))) ?

>>13151938
Of course. Sea bugs have been made to look appetizing. It just takes some actual culinary skill.

>>13151943
Comfy as fuck

>>13151944
I’m a true American.

>>13151919
I'm certain as food scientists start working on using bugs for fast food it will have a better flavor and texture than the pink slime they use now. Ironically, the US govt. recently permitted food products to be labeled as 100% beef even though they're pink slime, whereas it had to be identified before. We're literally regressing in the US.

>Gretha still gives no results on rule 34.
What the hell are you perverts doing?

>>13151956
>implying it’s no longer beef just because it has been nearly liquified

>>13151967
Really?
I just kind of assumed that at least Shadman would have gone there already.

>>13151948
It's true, look at all the brainlets who fall all over themselves for the (((lobster))) meme

>>13151969
>white knighting megacorporations fucking over the consumer
You're a cute one, you are.

>>13151983
I don’t eat that shit. I’m just saying that the method of preparation does not change the fact it is still beef.

>>13151956
Whats the difference between cutting a piece of meat off a cow vs blasting it off with a hose?

>>13151956
>I'm certain as food scientists start working on using bugs for fast food
I'd imagine lab-grown meat will start being used before bugs become accepted by any significant number of people.

If anything, they're mostly trying to figure out how to use bugs as feed for pigs/chickens which isn't a big deal, because they'd eat that stuff normally. It's only by locking them up in cages can we force them to only eat vegetarian feed which probably causes some nutritional changes that don't end up being the best for the consumer.

>>13151956
Pink slime hasn't been a thing for ages. Go defend Muslims who kill gay men some more, whore

Can someone post the autistic bug song vocaroo

The reason why so many people have disgusted responses to bugs is because we rightfully associate them with the risks of food supply contamination.

The fact that people want to cut out the middle man and skip directly to eating them is fucking stupid and anybody who willingly eats them are fucked in the head.

Where is evidence of her saying we should eat bugs?

>>13151967
You think nu-4chan has any creative skills? Its now 99% le based and redpilled zoomers who would rather bicker about pseudo-political conspiracies and try to prove that they are better than everybody else on an anime porn website.

>>13152089
i blame mobile babies for this.
No one can into Photoshop or even paint anymore.

>>13152083
DELETE THIS

>>13151943
Not kitchen beetle. He tries to help.

>>13152083
I don't think there is any. There are some images of magazine covers or something with her supposedly saying that but they were shooped. I think it's just /pol/niggers trying to force it as a political meme so that their opponents get associated with eating bugs, but it's making them seem desperate if they have to make shit up.

>>13152083
There is none. Just /pol/ddit schizos creating another conspiracy to shitpost everywhere, dropping board quality to unfathamable levels.

>>13152108
>>13152109
>implying /pol/ lies

>>13152115
Some of them probably aren't even doing it on purpose and never bothered to actually check to see if she said it.

>>13152125
So /pol/ has become fb? That’s funny.

>>13152115
>being 10 years old and impressionable

/pol/ is pure cancer.
Be the chemo by reporting any and all political threads and posts as off topic.

>>13152136
>actually being autistic to the point where you cannot recognize sarcasm

>>13152132
/pol/ has become just as retarded as the left when it comes to gobbling up false narratives, exaggerating stories and falling back on insults and unsourced/one sided infographs over rsearched facts. It was getting pretty bad when I left the board 3 years ago, can only imagine how godawful it is now

>>13152138
God that post is so fucking true and articulates my thoughts perfectly into written word, something I have had trouble with.

>>13152138
Reported because you told me to

>>13152083
She's vegan. She doesn't want you to eat any animals. Not even bugs.

>>13152026
Oh really? Welcome to trumpstania.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706905/amp/USDA-rules-pink-slime-officially-called-ground-beef.html

>>13152196
>REEEEEE ORANGE MAN

>>13152211
Donald Trump is cancer in human form.

>>13152196
What makes it "pink slime" rather than finely ground meat?

>>13152172
>>13152138

>having an opinion about what impacts your life makes you cancer
kys retards

>>13152234
I think the pink slime label was because it has to be decontaminated with ammonia to be safe to eat. It's a mixture from so many different animals that it's basically guaranteed to have enough e. coli to make you sick otherwise. Minimizing waste isn't necessarily a bad thing though, but the bacteria issue is what bothered most people.

>>13152219
Nah. He’s the best weapon against the cancer the progressives are constantly trying to inject America with. I’m not American, but I would vote for Trump if I was.

>>13152256
Conservatives (aka "regressives") are a literal blight on this country, and would/do actively vote against their own best interest simply because of party loyalty.

It's a good thing you can't vote for someone who's about to be impeached :)

>>13152242
>making your life revolve around what basically amounts to an overblown wrestling match used to cover up the fact that billionaires are raping our children, destroying the planet and funneling all of our money to Israel and Saudi Arabia makes you cancer
fixed that for you you dumb fucking nigger
left vs right is literally a smokescreen to distract you from the actual problems in the world, trump is just another kike puppet playing along with their little games and whoever gets elected next will play along too

>>13152271
So opening the boarders to everyone who wants to come in and giving them full healthcare and welfare benefits would be voting in their own interests?

Trump is the lesser of the two evils. Progressives are just virtue signalers, but you show your true colors in places like San Francisco with the way you deal with the homeless crisis, or New York shipping the homeless to other states without even warning the other states first.

>>13152256
Then shut your stench-hole and go back to your third-world shitpile!

>>13152290
Canada is hardly third-world. Shithole yes, but third world? Naw...

>>13152289
>hurr if it's not one extreme it MUST be the other
Get your head out of your ass, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>13151944
>not allying with the most powerful tribe in history in order to defeat your adversaries.

>>13152287
oh i see, so /pol/ would be okay if it focused on hating jews. thanks

>>13152305
That’s literally the platform one of the leading democrats is running on. Why don’t you name something Trump did that is so terrible? You’re not shy about spewing hatred for him. Give us a reason why you feel that way.

>>13152331
-#mayorpeteforpotus

>>13152343
Not an answer.

>>13152343
Booty judge is a pawn of the oligarchy

>>13152331
>wasted millions of tax payer money to play golf, violating the Emoluments Clause in the process (an impeachable offense in-and-of itself)
>rolled back EPA and environmental standards, undoing years of climate-positive momentum
>turned the office of US President into s literal global laughing stock
>lies so often it is genuinely difficult to keep up the fact-checking (for an average person)
>has only deepened party loyalty, and increased division among average Americans
>tax-dodger
>draft-dodger
>cheated on every wife he's had
>literally says moronic things like "I have a good brain"
>genuinely bullies people online, and talks like a petulant 12-year-old (because that's when he peaked in life)
Do I need to go on? 'Cause I can..

>>13152393
Your only real argument is that he played too much golf...

>>13151971
No one has paid him yet. The man doesnt work for free (unlike jannie trannies)

Just report her for extreme low quality posts and move on

>>13151995
One method makes me want to vomit and the other involves a hose.

y-yes domina g-greta ill eat the bugs UwU

>>13152393
>draft-dodger
Funny how the lefties no longer think that's a good thing.

>>13152289
>Spelling mistake
>Only 2 choices fallacy
>Buzzword buzzword buzzword!!!!
Yikes. Do americans really communicate with eachother like this?

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>>13152138
AFK was the first acronym I learned on the internet. away from komputer

>>13152495
Lefties stuck with their convictions and went to Canada or if they were still in college got shot down in ohio. Trump, shaking in his boots about being called up to serve his country, cried to big daddy to get him out of the situation. Suddenly orangeman cropped up with a bonespur. Hmm, interesting.

>>13152525
The Lefties would gladly have used their daddies to get out of that war if they could. And I'd be fine with that as well. Viet-Nam was a shitshow and the State forcing young men into it was unforgivable.

>>13152430
>i can't read
OK, we would expect that of your ilk.

>>13152495
Context matters, anon. No one would care he dodged the draft if he didn’t constantly shit on veterans, claimed he was a better commander than generals, or that he deserves the Medal of Honor.

>>13151995
>Imagine white knighting megacorporate food production
The right needs an intervention.

>>13152559
>no you!
That's the only argument you fags have anymore. Grow up.

>>13152560
I really don’t care what a liberal pussy thinks of me. You’re trying to destroy your own country from the inside and you hate the people who try to save you from yourself. You act like you care about people but the reality is you only care about your ego. I genuinely do not give a shit about people like you. Europe is full of countries that have the policies you want and they are completely fucked because of it. Why not go live in a country that’s already the shithole paradise you dream of instead of ruining America for the people who truly love it?

WOW I SURE LOVE THIS THREAD ABOUT COOKING

>>13152125
Doesnt matter. Shes part of the eco-communist movement. A movement which is undeniably trying to regulate beef and encourage insect eating.

>>13152138
I hope your happy being a hall monitor for the system

>>13152653
Pretty soon there will be a paranoia added to some journal of mental illness describing symptoms for people who've become convinced that manner ordinary objects are secretly cakes covered in hyper-realistic decoration. I may be the first sufferer.

>>13152617
There's no "no you" in that post, anon.
I said that I fully understand anyone using any means they had to avoid being drafted into that shitty war regardless of their political stance.
I'd be very surprised if not a single Democrat had his daddy pull some strings too.
Drafting young men to fight a war of aggression on the other side of the planet is despicable and I don't blame anyone for trying to get out of it.

>>13152635
European countries have nice things while you vote against your own interests because the corporatists have convinced you to be their boi, although you get no benefit. Sad, many such cases.

>>13151943
Snug as a bug in a rug!

Bugs are icky.

>>13151944
>implying globalization jews support trump
Only a single ultranationalist israeli

>>13152089
I'd rather sit here and shitpost about retarded shit than waste my time drawing porn of an autistic activist cunt

>>13152841
Europeans had nice things. I was a liberal until being a liberal meant importing the worlds human garbage.

>>13151983
>eating pink slime is fucking over the consumer

>>13153214
No shit. It’s like they think we don’t know what we are eating. Do they also think smokers don’t know cigarettes cause cancer?

>>13152841
Good thing I'm not a capitalist.
A shame that there's no movement that combines both the posititive tenents of nationalism with the positive tenents of socialism.

How much of a drone do you have to be to be convinced that a mild increase in CO2 is going to cause the planet to explode. There was more CO2 ppm in the atmosphere during the cretaceous period than we could ever pump out. Climate science is in it's infancy and we have no idea how much we or solar cycles effect it yet. Stop falling for political propaganda.

Why do liberals hate us so much? I don’t want to eat bugs :(

>>13153356
The planet's not going to explode. We're going to die along with most species larger than a rat. We weren't alive in the cretaceous period.

>>13153392
Why do you want to prolong our suffering in this shit planet
Better to just die and be done with it than hobble along eating maggots and lab grown soy meat

>>13153411
Personally, I don't. But I can understand how other people might not want to be extinct. They make art and stuff and want to feel like people might see it a thousand years from now.

>>13153392
Not at all, some land will be reclaimed by the sea and a lot of people will die put the species will survive.

>>13151919
This kills the Turk.

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>>13151919
no

/ck/ - Making Fun of Children

>>13153481
>the top of the food chain will be fine in an extinction event trust me guys

>>13152393
Not a single one of those is horrible.

>implying clintons and obama didn't spend millions for their own profit or organizations
>implying anyone likes the president overseas instead of just fearing the military, the cianiggers, and the money
>President lying more than mass media or other politicians
>implying dems aren't solely responsible for the division of Americans
>implying you hold any other president to the same standards
>muh online bullying

The only thing on that list worth any concern is the EPA thing, and even then, the worst must not have happened with its roll back if you don't have further things to say.

Face it, the only reason trump is hated so much is due to the sheer seethe the dems have for being beaten by an outsider so the dems cannot let go of it and want him gone. That is solely it. It is an objective fact.