/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13146634

Because your generation puts razors in the candy.

>>13146653
Never happened

>>13146634
Is this real? We get lots of kids every year.

What's trunk or treat
Also
>thinking zoomers came up with the idea when in reality it's something they read online that a millennial or boomer invented

>>13146634
zoomers trunk or treat (have sex and drink) in my elementary school parking lot at night

>>13146653
No one gives out homemade candy.

>>13146634
us "zoomers" are being raised by you millennials, cockhead

I got one of those large 60ct things of tide pods for $14 yesterday. That was nice.

>>13146749
>What's trunk or treat

Like OP said, families gather in a parking lot to trick or treat from each other's car trunks rather than going door to door.

>>13146634
trunk-or-treats are usually held by churches or something and different day than halloween and are just like extra.

Tons of kids still go trick or treating, my neighborhood is always swarming.

>>13146767
I'm sorry your mother was an irresponsible whore who had you at 15 years old anon.

>>13146767
im a zoomer and my dad is 68

>>13146786
millennials are 40 now. time went by too fast for you grandpa?

Oh I'm sorry, she had you at 20 years old. That's so much better.

>>13146767
Top
Fucking
Kek

>>13146767
makes sense since your parents sure as hell never did it

>>13146767
Zoomers are being raised by Gen X, you fucktard. Learn how generations work.

>>13146767
>>13146946
>zoomer """education"""
This is what happens when kids pay more attention to Youtube celebs than their teachers. For a millennial to raise a zoomer, the millennial would have to have had the child before the age of 20, which is a small portion of the population, and if the zoomer was being raised by a millennial they'd be too fucking young to be on this site right now.

>>13146800
>derp
Definition of generations varies depending on source, there is no clear definition, but Millennial usually includes most of '30s.

>>13146800
Most millennials are in their late 20's to early 30's right now.
>zoomer """education"""

trunk or treat is a thing invented by paranoid soccer moms most who are in their 30s or 40s so its millenials and Gen X.

>>13147008
It's definitely more of a Gen X thing. Millennials are reluctant to give up any childhood traditions and are more trusting of people. Gen X grew up during the halloween scares such as the candyman who poisoned his sons candy for a life insurance policy. Gen X is extremely over-protective and is coddling kids to the point where simple teasing in elementary schools is almost worthy of the death penalty. Millennials were the last generation where a boy getting beat up for an MLP backpack was expected. Then gen X took over the schools and said that any students who made other students sad would be arrested.

>>13146778
That's so american

>>13147103
>>literal babies afraid of candy so they "trunk-or-treat" in a parking lot rather than trick-or-treat like previous generations
I mean, it started a few years ago after Hurricane Katrina here in Louisiana because people didn't want their kids walking around dark neighborhoods. Nowadays it's mostly used by church communities or people with small children. It's a good way to have a nice, safe space for the kids to play around, and they usually have other activities.

>>13146634
>one of the best holidays to be a kid
Literally how? You don't get the day off for halloween, you still have to slave at school. Christmas and Thanksgiving gives you time off school/extracurriculars.

Assuming you had a decent family situation you got a nice meal on those days that was likely better than candy anyway.

>>13146797
Well we know why you’re here. I bet your dad is a faggot with a short cropped white beard

Millennials be like "I'm gay"

>>13146820
>Implying that isn't the ideal age to have kids
Enjoy your autism and weak genes from your boomer mom having you in her 30s lmao.
"wait for the right time" to have kids goy! You need to have student debt and a mortgage before you reproduce or you're a bad parent goy!

The ideal is for a woman to marry a man 5-10 years older than them who already has a career, so you get the best of both worlds.

>>13147478
I got time off because I went to based catholic school

>>13146634
ok boomer

Because we live in a Sex-Offender Registry era.

>>13146778
Literally no one does that

>>13146634
Halloween is for faggot pagans.

>>13147478
>slave in school
Not in my schools. We used to have costume contests and activities like bobbing for apples. Teachers would give out candy or tooth brushes or whatever then we'd trick or treat as a class around local businesses, pretty much doubling whatever candy we got that night. We did almost no work. Also it was nice to see girls and what unimaginative Disney princess rags they dressed themselves in. As close to a day off as you can get while still going to school.

This was a public school 2000-2005 though, who knows what goes on now. They probably ban costumes and candy entirely and just devote the day to ascetic studying.

>>13146653
Literally 1 conformed report in the past 50 years. Get over it, zoomzoom

>>13146767
>stupid zoomers don't know how to do math
Color me surprised

>>13147546
Yep, married as well. Have sex, kid.

I grew up in the 90s and the weird sheltered kids were already doing shit like this because of paranoia over urban legends, OP is just a schizophrenic meme spouting redditor

>>13146634
i'm an older zoomer and my parents are boomers and i could definitely see my mom taking me to trick or trunk instead of trick or treating if i was a younger zoomer. though the young zoomers trick or trunking now aren't going there of their own will, they're like 8. their gen X/millennial parents are taking them and hosting these events.

I had the luxury of growing up when trick-or-treating was still a thing, but my school also did a separate trunk or treat so I got double candy

>>13147819
I dream of a day when all holidays linking us to our glorious European ancestors are abolished, all vacation/sick/personal days wiped out, and our children can be lectured about the holohoax 24/7/365. I reckon my dream will come true in about 10-15 years.

>>13148155
>holohoax
Retard confirmed.

>>13146653
Sounds like pre-internet bullshitting at its finest. That was the best thing about the 80s, everything was true back then and you couldn't prove otherwise.

>>13146634
Zoomers never had a choice, it's their parents making the decision to trunk-or-treat

>>13147687
they do at some churches here, but it's far from being the new Halloween standard

>>13147689
I live in the mid south and literally every lunatic evangelical church is having a trunk or treat type thing.

>>13146634
I think trunk or treat is for kids that live in ghetto apartments.
>>13146763
Bullshit. Neighborhood I live in has plenty of people giving out homemade candy. They set up picnic tables on their lawn so kids and adults can pick the treats they want. It's comfy as fuck. Plus we have one hyper religious family that gives out Jesus pamphlets

>>13147478
Most schoolkids at ages young enough to trick or treat don't do shit at school on hallowen. Typically teachers have them color spooky pictures, play halloween games and make haunted houses out of mats and parachutes in the gym. We used to have a costume parade and a halloween concert in the auditorium. Sorry you went to a shitty school that made you do work.

>>13146767
>>13146797
Same, I'm a zoomer and my dad's 62
God it's so weird having boomer parents

0 trick or treats where i live

>>13146634
I unironically went trick or treating with my nieces and nephews, pretty sure I’ve posted this before because I do it every year
Y’all are just fucking gay

>>13148437
That sounds really comfy anon, I wish my city had stuff like that. He probably also lives in the nightmare that is California.

>>13146749
Faggot pretend trick or treat where you go from car to car in a parking lot.
The whole point of trick or treat is yo explore the neighborhood and see it as a place of adventure. The better modern equivalent would be going from board to board demanding fresh OC or you'll dump gore.

>Event created by adults for safety of children
>Blame the children
People cannot be trusted to not snatch kids or tamper with candy so it's better safe than sorry.

>>13146634
>go from 90% white country to 56% in 40 years

>why don't you want your kids running around at night asking strangers for candy?

>>13146770
>buying premade detergent
Just make your own its SO EASY I SUCK COCK

>>13146653
In a universe were this actually happened, how did the retard not notice there was a razorblade in the candy ?

>>13146634
because of all the soccer moms and hoverparents that can't Timmy outside because she thinks he'll get snatched. You're arguing that the zoomzooms made the decision when in reality, Karen in Nebraska read on facebook that somekid got a THC gummy while trick or treating in miami so suddenly we gotta be super safe and restrict trick or treating.

you are so fucking dumb

this trunk or treat sounds like some kinda human trafficking operation.

>little light weight humans show up and wander around concealed burrows where they can and most likely will end up at some point inside one of the trunks.
>they are all wearing costumes so you can't even tell whos who anymore.
>the trunk with the best bait can lure the highest number of targets.

I dunno about this, seems really shady.

>>13147687
all the mormon cowards do it where I live.
god I fucking hate mormons.