/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13146491
Murder suicide

>>13146493
/thread

>>13146491
snip snip

>>13146497
>shocked
>hitting the woman
Sounds like he was angry, not shocked. Poor writing.

>>13146491
that looks tasty god i wish someone would cook for me

I get so sick of incompetent women OP. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just kissed her on the cheek. After a few kisses, I told her I loved her deeply but she is such a disappointment. She started crying and whimpering and couldn't speak, so I kissed her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to get her act together. So I took her home and told her this would be the beginning of a new life for both of us. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, promising to a third party that things are going to be better from now on.

Before that incident, I had never shown her the affection she had craved. But I had always wanted to. I told her "I'm not comfortable with showing my feelings."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>13146491

I miss that man. Hope all I well.

>>13147515
pasta

>>13147562
Variant of pasta you mean

>>13147469
You can cook for you, ya lazy dingus

>>13147562
Traditional pasta for "wife keeps making stir fry" threads, n00b.

>>13147515
>made me top Ramen for dinner
why is this so funny

>>13147562
Wowee you know a lot. How you get so clever?

>>13147515
I like the sociopath one more