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>Know it's Halloween
>when it's time to trick or treat, prepare my materials
>go outside, turn off the lights
>I'm not handing out candy
>put my week long collection of shrimp shells, fish heads and skeletons and other various scraps of seafood into a huge pot
>start to boil it and make a seafood stock so the entire neighborhood smells like shit
>people walking by my house gagging and puking, neighbors next door don't even get to give out candy

Are any of you Jokering Halloween with your use of cooking?

>> No.13146062

KYS

>> No.13146067

>>13146058
I genuinely enjoy Halloween. It was the only holiday I could participate in as a child. My costumes were always complete shit because I was so neglected and my parents didn’t spend a dime on feeding me, let alone a fucking Halloween costume.

>> No.13146071

>>13146062
>t. angry because he's too timid to be The Joker.

>> No.13146086

>>13146058
based jester

>> No.13146192

>>13146058
> Know it's Halloween
> Appreciate that it was my favorite holiday as a kid, want to pay it forward now that I'm an adult
> Decorate outside of house with homemade and high quality decorations that add character without obviously being cheap plastic from the dollar store
> Salt walkway and provide holiday-appropriate lighting so no one slips and breaks something
> Prepare a selection of sweet and savory treats in generous proportions, with optiona for kids with food allergies or religious/dietary restrictions

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13146200

>>13146192
> Prepare a selection of sweet and savory treats in generous proportions, with optiona for kids with food allergies or religious/dietary restrictions

>> No.13146212

>>13146200

> Wanting to keep Halloween as fun for kids today as it was for you when you were a kid
> Clownworld

Ok

>> No.13146228

>>13146192
If All Hallow's Eve is incompatible with some brat's "religious restrictions" then let him celebrate his own holidays rather than glomming onto ours. Why are these heathens always attached so firmly to our nutsacs? Let them swing a dead chicken around their head or eat an 8-trunked elephant while we do OUR thing.

Also, why are you handing out "savory" treats on Halloween?

>> No.13146241

>>13146228
I just mean I had some options that don't contain nuts, don't contain dairy, that sort of thing


> why are you handing out "savory" treats

Kids seem to love takis, so I bought a bunch of those and some pringles tubes to have as an option alongside the sweet stuff

>> No.13146291

>>13146228
I live in a place with lots of amish and jahova witness types, they just don't do anything and their kids are always sad.

>> No.13147001

I pass out mcchickens with razor blades inside of them

>> No.13147024

>>13146291
Good

>> No.13147042

>>13146291
That’s why when they get allowed into the “real world” for a week or whatever, the girls always ride the cock carousel of the nearest town and then go back to get married to whatever sorry lad actually loved her.

>> No.13147246

Most years I murder one random child that comes to my door. It's hilarious the next day to see the parents and police rushing around trying to find the little brat. Do I recognize the child in that photo? How could I, all the kids I saw last night were in costumes. LOL.