/ck/ - Food & Cooking

just get hammered every day, there's a moment where you'll need 2 bottles

>>13141213
Well, I didn't want this to be pruned by the faggy mods for being al/ck/, but even I know this. I'm actually looking for advice from alchies in the same boat as me, so I don't go too hard and pass out in a lawn chair. Wednesday now, so keeping a low key buzz all day, tomorrow is pushing it further, and Friday and Saturday are the days of reckoning.

>>13141200
That's not how eating works for alcohol retard. It only helps. Sobers you up and quicker.
Also, you're obviously underage

>>13141200
Pacing is the best imo
I killed a 2L of Troika by myself in 4 hours and went to work the next morning.
>drink as much as you want and dont be a faggot bitch who complains about hangovers or puking

>>13141238
It pads the stomach from immediate alcohol absorption (usually fatty food is the best at this), but if you have something like bread or potatoes, the booze gets absorbed into it as it slinks through your shit-tract. It's science, bruv.

>>13141200
If you get sick, a drink fixes you up for 15 minutes, then you feel sick again. Eventually you feel more tired than your sickness, but that's how I'd finish the majority of a 30 rack without trying when I had my latest bout of the flu.

Then I got sick with a headache and nausea, so slamming down a drink was pretty difficult. It had the opposite effect.

>>13141200
I just started drinking every day now I do a 5th a day but I wouldn't recommend

>no one's telling OP to stop indulging in such foolishness
see you all at the liver hospital!

exercise is important. I noticed if I have three beers after not exercising it causes little euphoria, but the exercise helps your blood flow and alcohol metabolism. It is a natural stimulant

>increase your alcohol tolerance by drinking as little alcohol as possible over a long period and diluting your system of it
truly a savant of the libational arts

>>13141200
Did andre the giant ever have sex? His dick must have been impossibly large.

>>13142364

He had a wife. She was scared of his cock, in fact.

>>13141200
Eating one big meal and avoiding shots until night are the way to go all day. Make sure to eat at least an hour b4 booze

>>13142219
wat?

>>13142364
I read a few articles about him quoting other wrestlers describing him as a womanizer.

>>13141200

Just drink 375 ml of vodka a day for five years straight.

>>13142364
I bet not, otherwise we would have heard about it.

>>13142765
>375ml
Never gonna make it.

>>13141200
Why not just enjoy your alcohol responsibly at a reasonable pace and quantity? Are you a teenager?

>>13142788
No, I'm a major alcoholic.

>>13141200
Just don't drink a lot and pace yourself with drinking a small amount? I don't get the point of this thread.

>>13142847
And you are proud of that why?

>>13142107
That takes years.

>>13142107
You a liverologist or something?

>>13141200
Just indulge in enough stimulants to keep you in a good place for the day and you can crash afterwards.

>>13142870
In some cultures it's not really seen as a bad thing, like in the south for college football, the better at drinking you are the better your tailgate is, etc.

As an LSU fan, drinking from sun up to sun down isn't an easy task, but for 8 saturdays during fall, it has to happen, nothing to be ashamed about

but I guess there's a difference between being an alcoholic by yourself and an alcoholic with others

>>13144500
>but I guess there's a difference between being an alcoholic by yourself and an alcoholic with others
sigh

>>13144519
don't be a faggot jfc, what condescending thing do you have to say you feminine fuck

>>13144524
wow who pissed in your cheeiros
sensitive much?

>>13144524
I'm agreeing with you you touchy little shit
Drinking alone right now and I hate it but keep doing it

>>13144529
No, the "sigh... yikes" bullshit is fucking gay, I thought we were mostly dudes on here, just say what problem you have with my post

>>13141200
Stop over drinking like a fucking degenerate
Eat food
Drink a cup of water between each drink
Caffeine
Stop over drinking like a fucking degenerate

>>13144534
it wasn't the typical "get a load of this guy" sigh
it was a "sad truth" sigh
forgive me

>>13144533
ah, my bad, I took it as a condescending thing

sorry, i've been arguing about college football on instagram for the last hour so i'm fucking pissy

get shitfaced till you puke on your nearest inlaw
you'll have hillarios stories for the rest of your lives

>>13144537
well now I feel like a fool

>>13144543
no worries I wasn't thinking about the condescending le sigh response. I see what you thought I meant

>>13144543
you're a faggot for spending an hour arguing about football though :)

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>>13144500
Cringe as fuck. Stop acting like highschoolers. MUH BEER MUH FOOTBALL MUH MACHISMO MUH TAILGATE jesus christ, bunch of poser ass faggots. Enjoy a drink or three but don't turn it into a fucking production or a binge, the fuck are you a wine aunt?

>>13144549
sowwy

>>13144548
that's no me, and yeah it's a bad habit, but when you grow up in the south it's big

>>13144549
hrurr dududr rrrrur rururrur other ppl having fun maeks me fewl sawddddd hrurrrrrrr

>>13141200
Drinking causes your face to get large

>>13144555
Poisoning yourself frequently is fun? Don't fall for the alcohol egregore.

>>13141200
Jesus christ is this shopped?

>>13144500
Um no. You probably think everyone else drinks themselves to death while you are a shitfaced fuck. Just pace yourself or stop drinking.

>>13144873
He wasn't called "Andre the Giant" just for show

>>13141200
Buy some ISOTONIC drinks, like powerade. Not energy drinks. Drink one right after party before you go sleep.
Eat during party, more fat the better. Fat dissolves in alcohol and creates some protective layer in your stomach, you absorb alcohol slower.
During party do not spicy stuff, do not smoke, do not drink coffee. Those irritate your stomach even more (alcohol is also irritating), so be gentle for your guts.
And almost same as above, only one poison at a time. Your liver is amazing, it can clean up those toxins (nicotine, alcohol, caffeine), but again be gentle, do not force it to work against two or more different toxic substances. It will thank you later.
And for semi proffesional marathon enthusiasts, do 2-3 weeks of total abstinence f

I am Polish i know what i say about large amounts of alcohol in short time.

I personally think Op shouldn't purposely drink like an alcoholic BUT personally If I had to drink over an extended period of time I would eat low carb and neat whiskey. I find I can keep going without lethargy that way.

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>>13145086
Sadly it's what killed him too. He drank a lot to deal with the pain. His body was basically too big and falling apart, his heart couldn't keep up and eventually gave out. Look up the medical side effects of gigantism. Andre had a hard life

>>13145191
>polack
this is probably the anon to listen to

>>13144873
No

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>>13145285
that one infamous webm of andre kind of dumbly stumbling around a japanese wrestling ring? he was fucking HAMMERED, in a lot of pain, and the guy was being a dick to him

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>>13142484
It's hard to find info on it, but the pen0r is the one thing that acromegaly doesn't "overgrow." It's based on bone growth, and there's no bone there.

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>>13145289
Another Polish anon checking in (US born, but 75% Polish).
As someone who drank 1.75l of Smirnoff per day for five years straight, and managed to never get sloppy drunk unless I was REALLY intended on it- the secret is to hydrate thoroughly and eat low carb/ high protein.
Personally, my favorite was to chase vodka with ice water, that vastly increased my water intake.
Otherwise, drink neat/ on the rocks if you want and drink a glass of water between each drink.
You'll still piss less than if you try to get blasted off a 30 rack of beer.
With beer... Dude, it's fucking impossible to get hammered off of low abv beer.
Just eat all day while you drink, and drink some water every once in a while if you're that concerned.

Stick to one kind of alcohol and one type of cocktail, for me, I can drink endless whiskey sodas, it’s not sweet and you’re getting some water with each glass so the hangover typically isn’t too bad.

>>13145461
>With beer... Dude, it's fucking impossible to get hammered off of low abv beer.
I entirely disagree. OP here, tomorrow is big time, kept a nice buzz all day yesterday but petered out by 10pm (probably a good thing, because I slept like a baby). Now it's T-1 day, so gonna push it a bit more. Wish me luck, hopefully my coworkers won't smell me too much.

>>13145968
In my experience the only way it is possible to get drunk off of light beer is by playing a game called
"beer staffs", or as some like to call it "wizard staffs".
Everybody gets an 18 pack and a roll of duct tape.
You drink your beer, and you duct tape your new beer to the top of your old beer.
Continue repeating this process until you have something that resembles a staff.
It is a race, and the way you win is to make a beer staff as tall as you are.
I am 6'3" and it takes me 22 beers and I usually win. Even then I am never shithammered.
I'm not really sure what you're on about, bud. But good luck out there today.

>>13146175
I drink light beers as a pacing technique, or homemade bitchclaws by using gin, flavored sparkling water, and mio. I still feel pretty fucked up by the end of killing a 30 rack to myself, and I'm 6'2@250. Drinking one every 10 minutes, (probably more with party shots etc) definitely gets you drunk, and carbonation assists in absorption.

Mind my fuzzy math, but light beer at 4.1%abv x 6/hr(modest) x 2hrs = 10 standard drinks. A fifth of 480proof liquor is roughly 17 standard drinks, so the modest estimation would be that you drank 60% or 3/5ths a bottle of liquor in two hours. Measure this out for an entire day, and you do the math. No need for dick measuring our crippling alcoholism.

>>13145461

As someone who d
rank 1.75l of Smirnoff per day for five years straight, and managed to never get sloppy drunk

yeah, gonna call bs on this

(40abv/80proof obv)

>>13146301
Tolerance is a bitch, anon.

>>13146301

i can only imagine. i was a little over 750 ml a day and it destroyed my life. granted im a pretty small guy but still id say youre lucky to be alive

>>13146301
I'm that anon. I never got called out on anything, never got a DUI (inb4 kill yourself, I'm really not too proud of my past actions), never got in any sort of trouble for it at all.
>>13146311
This anon is right.
Eventually my kidneys failed, but that was the only time anyone actually caught on.
>>13146295
Usually a game of beerstaffs is finished in less than two hours. But your math looks about right, there's nothing to brag about finishing 60% of a fifth in less than an hour. That's what I meant about it being hard to get drunk off of beer, m8.

>>13146335
Loling at this comment considering I actually died from that.
Thank you for your kind thoughts, though, anon.
I'm doing my best to take round two seriously.

I find extended drinking to be mediocre as fuck. Booze is only fun for the first few hours then you just feel tired and retarded even if you carry on drinking. I never understood people who drink all day long it doesn't even feel that great after a few hours. If your looking for an extended buzz just smoke weed. At least with weed it'll carry on making you feel good even if you do it over the course of the day

>>13146516
I'm kind of the opposite.
If I slow down/ stop I feel ridiculously tired/ retarded, but if I maintain some sort of momentum then I'm spry and awake.
I also can't stand just drinking only two or three beers, it gives me an UNBELIEVABLE headache.

>>13146463
Your kidneys failed? How are you not dead or are you on dialysis?

>>13146803
I was dead, the doctors said it was anywhere from 45 minutes to 2&1/2 hours. Someone found me and called an ambulance.
When I was admitted, they straight up said "he isn't going to make it", but some uber determined motherfucker broke all of my ribs with CPR and defibrillation. I wish I knew the dude's name, I never even got to shake his hand.
I was on dialysis for about three months after that happened, chest port and all.
Getting your blood scrubbed by a machine and watching CSI reruns for three hours a day, every other day definitely sucks.

>>13146803
I was the only person in the dialysis clinic that wasn't like, 60+.
The nurses liked having a 20-something around.
They said I would be doing that for the rest of my life, but I had some kind of what a medical professional referred to as a "miracle recovery".
They had to dust off the discharge paperwork because nobody ever gets off that shit.

>>13146903
You were definitely not dead for 45 minutes

>>13146924
I'm just telling you what the doctors told me.
I didn't think it made sense either.
I would have to be retarded after the brain not getting oxygen for that long.
Then again, maybe I am.
I've had friends get in car wrecks and be legally dead for much less time, and they are noticeably very different, and not in a good way.
Friends, gf, family, all say I am the exact same person they've always known.
After finally waking up a few days after that incident happened, I was seriously concerned about something like that being the case (being permanently impaired).
Even then so, a lot of people have no idea that that happened to me, and are none the wiser.