/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13142155
>emergency 3600 calorie snack bars
Do Americans... REALLY?

>>13142171

I think one piece is supposed to be a meal replacement.

>>13142179
>Americans eat 3600 calories per meal

>>13142185

One piece of the bar is supposed to be a meal...

>>13142192
t. lying faggot.
https://www.amazon.com/Grizzly-Gear-Emergency-Food-Rations/dp/B00NGYGCH2
>3,600 Calorie Bar
>3 Day Supply
>9 Bars
3,600 calories * 9 bars = 32,400 calories in 3 day supply
32,400 calories / 3 days = 10,800 calories per day
10,800 calories / 3 meals per day = 3,600 calories per meal

Let's get this out onto a tray haha

Pls post ingredient list and describe taste

>>13142215

It's a 3 day supply of food, yes.

>>13142239
The amazon page said it's lemon

>>13142255
3600 per bar with 9 bars. Do the math.

ah yes the emergency rations for when the line at taco bell is too long. I use those as well fren

>>13142258
32,400 calories worth of lemons? Condensed into a tiny package? The sourness must be lethal in that concentration.

>>13142185
>he consumes less than 4k cal a meal
Never gonna make it
>>13142221
Nice

>>13142155
400 cal per serving not bad

>>13142215
"Contains 9 pre-measured 400 calorie rations, to last one person up to three days "
How about reading the page you linked, dumdum?

>>13142258
when life gives you lemons... bulk up

>>13142215
>yuropoor reading

>>13142215
>>13142264
>implying you have to eat three bars per day
>implying you have to eat any amount just because it’s on the packaging
Shut the fuck up, nigger

>>13142264

400cal is about average for one meal. So, the math checks out. You'd lose 2-3lbs per week in a 1200cal per day diet, but your easily be able to survive whatever scenario these were created for, like being lost innawoods.

looks comfy

>>13142289
If you’re actually innawoods it’d probably be better to either avoid eating those altogether (for an emergency) and relying on other food sources or just eating a solid 2000Cal and using that strength to find more food.

The only time eating 1200Cal a day and pretending it’s not malnourishing as fuck would be if you were stuck somewhere with actually no food and you’re trying to ration long enough just to stay alive at all.

kek

>>13142303
>The only time eating 1200Cal a day and pretending it’s not malnourishing as fuck would be if you were stuck somewhere with actually no food and you’re trying to ration long enough just to stay alive at all.
... which is the case in which those meals are used?
You seem to be underestimating how hard it is to forage in certain parts of the world. Fuck you seem to be underestimating how hard it is to forage in general, especially if you a

>>13142314
live or death situation.

>>13142155
you should try peanut oil OP, half a month's worth of food in a jug

>>13142331
Imagine the shits

>>13142347
they go away after the first few days

>>13142155
What does it tastes like?
>>13142289
So each square is stunned 400cal?

>>13142185
A soldier running around dessert shithole busting some niggers scalps for your fucking freedom deservs to eat 4000 daily calories of fat, carbs and sugar. Have some respect, fuck you

>>13142221
Let the dread of getting stuck in a shithole and the never ending constipation marry each other

>>13142303

The bar is intended to be emergency rations.

>>13142365

Roughly, yes, 400cal per square.

>>13142331
Oil is a bad idea, but peanut butter is good if you have enough water to drink. And it stores really well.

>>13142406
>A soldier running around dessert shithole busting some niggers scalps for your fucking freedom
Nice fantasy. The only thing US soldiers do is arm terrorists for Israel’s benefit

>>13142508
powdered peanut butter keeps better and mixes better in shakes

>with a pleasant lemon flavor

>>13142545
I'm assuming if you're in a emergency scenario you won't care much and you'd rather not die

>>13142553
Yeah. I wonder how these compare to Calorie Mate.

>>13142563
They look more like a dense cake. Calorie mate is a meme biscuit.

>>13142331
Does it taste like peanuts?

>>13142707
it tastes more like oil

>>13142532
But lacks the calories to make a good survival ration.

>>13142517
>The only thing US soldiers do is arm terrorists for Israel’s benefit
Based, I think they deserve a 4,000 calorie meal for that.

>>13142171
That's the kind of thing that's found in a life raft's compartment, anon.

>>13142155
I hope you don't have a very deep appreciation for the integrity of your rectal cavity.

>>13142215
You’re an idiot.

>>13143119
>kosher
reeeeeeeee
>halal
REEEEEEEE

>>13143142
>being so poor you can't afford foreskin snacks to last you a year