/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How old is your sister?

“Bloom the cocoa” is merely codeword for “prep the bull”

>>13133648
She's almost 13. Why?

>>13133653
Interesting, good thing we skipped it. I don't need any degeneracy in my kitchen.

I also made this recipe. With a Halloween twist ( just red food colouring to make it a "brain")

The chocolate cake is good imo but I'm no expert. The real star is that frosting. It looks good, is easy to make, and it doesn't make me wanna puke after 3 bites like buttercream

>>13133674
That looks very spooky anon. Are the eyeballs plastic? I agree on the frosting, my sister is still a kid so she can wolf down tubs of regular frosting no worries, but the marshmallow stuff is much easier for me to eat.

>>13133654
she cute?

>>13133696
She's wicked cute anon.

>>13133708
any feet pics

>>13133718
Ew gross. I've posted a pic of her face before, but only on /b/ where it disappears quickly. I don't know if I feel comfortable sharing pics of either of us here.

>>13133730
just DM it to my (You) brah

>>13133741
Fuck it, this is an old pic so I don't feel too weird. If any of you say anything dirty I will probably delete this whole thread.

>>13133756
brb about to tribute it

>>13133763
Goddamn it. She's literally a small child!

>>13133767
how small?

>>13133775
In the pic she was 10... Anon please don't, I regret this so goddamn much.

>>13133777
Meanie :(

>>13133787
I'm just fucking with you, brainlet, she's not even that cute

>>13133800
Jesus dude know you've gone the opposite direction. I think she's cute :( More importantly, she's a nice person, she's very friendly and likes trying new things, and she still likes hanging out with her older sibling so I'm making the most of it.

>>13133815
>likes trying new things

what did he mean by this

>>13133901
She's willing to put herself out there. Cooking, netball, music, tabletop games, she's a lot more willing to try new things than me.

>>13133925
are you willing to put yourself in there?

>>13133935
>do you want to touch your little sister?
Gee I wonder what the answer will be. Begone my dude.

>>13133947
at least anal, stop being a faggot

>>13133949
If I were to molest her I would be a faggot.

>>13133955
oh so you're a woman, no wonder

>>13133958
No wonder what?

>>13133960
NO WONDER YOU DONT RAPE YOUR LITTLE SISTER DUMMY

>>13133969
-_-

>>13133973
wanna b my gf?

>>13133974
I'm moving if it turns out you even live in the same country as me you degen.

>>13133978
Alright just leave ur sis with me I'll take good care of her

>>13133983
That's a kind offer, it's okay though.

>>13133991
Sorry anon, it kind of got sidetracked.

>>13133695
>my sister is still a kid so she can wolf down tubs of regular frosting no worries
>no worries
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/type-2-diabetes-in-children/symptoms-causes/syc-20355318

>>13134064
I just meant she still has a child's sweet-tooth. She's not fat in the slightest, and she does a lot of exercise so I wouldn't be too worried. Our father has it though so I guess we both should be careful as we get older. He doesn't treat his diabetes at all, it's very sad. I think he's going blind, but he's in denial. His fingertips seem to be getting numb as well :(

>>13133800
Huff exhaust you pedo faggot

>>13133643
Looks like a good cake. Glad you had fun making it. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about posting.

>>13134118
Thanks anon, it was a lot of fun :) The people on /b/ didn't even leave lewd comments lol, I hoped this board would be better, but it's okay.

>>13134128
I love it when reddit tier normals come on smaller 4chan boards and act shocked when they are exposed to 4chan culture.
"Hey guis my sister is super cute hehe"
>posts an actual picture of her on fucking 4chan
"Omg wtf don't sexualize her wtf omg pls stop"
Nigger do you even know where you are?

>>13134383
I just assumed the guy was joking about wanting feet pics. I have used 4chan for years, since I was around my sister's age actually, and people are usually pretty nice. This is normally a wholesome board in my experience, I'm not going to let one bad egg ruin my fun.

>>13134420
People like you shouldn't be on sites like this. If you ever get an email from a Nigerian prince don't answer.

>>13134512
Why shouldn't I be here?

>>13134574
Because you are way too naive and are going to do something stupid eventually and get you or someone you care about hurt.

>>13134590
Are the amateur cooks going to come and hurt me and my family? I feel comfortable sharing what I have, there is no location data, I cropped everything out of the cake photos that is identifiable, I cropped her entire body out of the picture of her, we'll be fine.

>>13134420
Trust me that one Anon was asking for those foot pics in earnest and I guarantee one of the disgusting fuckers in this thread is jacking off to the pic you posted of her.

4chan is a site filled with degenerates that would be easily run off of any other website or forum. There is literally no one with innocent intent here; No matter the board. You are very naive to belive otherwise.

People like to bad talk it and make memes about it to pieces here but you would honestly be better off (and much more safe) on Reddit (and i'm not saying that to be a dick or anything).

This really isn't the website for the type of 100% wholesome interactions that you're looking for.

>>13134598

>>13133901
>he
I don't know who's more sense, you or the retard underage roastie posting her little sister.

>>13134598
This site is a bunch of macho posers. You guys are a bunch of softies deep down. Trust me, I'll be safe here. I don't want to challenge you nerds to dox me, but I would feel comfortable doing that honestly. If someone out there actually is jerking off to her, that's on them and I hope they reconsider. I don't see how posting to reddit would make that less likely though, maybe I wouldn't find out about it as easily but I'm sure it still happens there.

>>13134620
I'm 20.

>>13134128
>The people on /b/ didn't leave lewd comments

But you do realize that they were jerking it to the pics right? What the fuck is the matter with you?

>>13134645
She's not even a teenager and has already been catcalled in the street. People are gross online and offline, but at least on /b/ they didn't brag about jerking off to her. This is a cooking forum, I just wanted to share a fun time I had with my literal-child sibling. If that makes me a bad person so be it.

>>13134656
It doesn't make you a bad person but it does make you a naive fool who is going to get taken advantage of. Never post pictures of your fucking family on 4chan doesn't matter what you crop out.
20 is basically still a child mentally, you haven't developed proper mental stability and risk assessment skills.

>>13134420
>I just assumed the guy was joking about wanting feet pics.
>still proceeds to post her little sister's feet like a fucking idiot
Please, you have to go back.

>>13134643
(I'm going to assume that you're not a troll and just incredibly dense and or stupid)

The old school 4chan community that you knew from 10 years ago is dead and gone.

This site has morphed into something completely different than what it used to be and the people that it attracts are not the same

You're going to end up learning the hard way and seeing some shit that you really don't want to see or getting yourself into a very fucked up situation seeing as you are posting personal info and pictures of your family on here.

Leave and never comeback for your own sake.

Come on guys how new are you? That's just a photo of somebody anon doesn't like. Probably not even OP.

>>13134643
>This site is a bunch of macho posers. You guys are a bunch of softies deep down. Trust me, I'll be safe here.
I can't wait to read about your beheading in a backwards 3rd world shithole you traveled to to show the big meanies in your developed country that the entire world is filled with the most kind, caring people.
https://www.disclose.tv/millennial-couple-gets-killed-while-biking-through-isis-territory-to-prove-humans-are-kind-343329

>>13134672
>t. 14 year old

>>13134672
My risk assessment is fine, there is no risk here.

>>13134678
I didn't post her feet, I cropped out everything but her face. I'll post the pic again because I don't want people thinking I actually posted her feet, I didn't.

>>13134686
Why would I dislike a random 10 year old? It's an old picture anyway, 2 years is a lot for a kid, she looks pretty different now.

>>13134695
I actually do volunteer in Aboriginal communities lol. Guilty as charged.

>>13134643
Fuck me, I kept reading, ugh.
>If someone out there actually is jerking off to her, that's on them
>teehee let me post pics of my kyoot widdle sis!!! ^_^ ^_^
>like omg it's the perv's fault!!!
20 is not different from 18 and under, you smooth brained retard, especially in a sheltered environment. You claim to be a /b/tard but we know you're not; you don't use the lingo, you are way too naive and clueless.

>>13134656
>She gets catcalled on the street by sick fucks so I might as well go out of my way to show her off for a bunch of pedofiles to oggle at her so they can jack off.

You're either dense as fuck or this is an elaborate shitpost.

>>13134704
>volunteer in Aboriginal communities lol
Holy shit this just keeps getting better and better. Based aussies are truly the best shitposters in the world.

>>13134656
This is not a forum. GO BACK TONWHICH EVER SHITHOLE SITE YOI CRAWLED OUT OF. IM SO TEMPTED TO GET B& AND POST THE CURE FOR YOUR CANCEROUS FAGGOTRY.

>>13134656
YOU'RE POSTING PICTURES IF YOUR PRETEEN SISTER ON HERE. WE ARE NOT GIVING YOU SHIT FOR SHARING YOUR FUCKING CAKE, YOU DENSE TWAT.

>>13134704
Ok, 100% This is a fucking shitpost.

I'm out, thread reported.

OP, Go Fuck Yourself.

>>13134686
Stfu, OP, you literal brain damaged retard.

>>13134712
>>13134714
I don't think you guys are pedos though. I think you are all having me on, it's just banter.

>>13134716
It's actually not that dangerous. There are a few laws in my state regarding being alone when working, and I have never felt unsafe. Most of the people are actually nice, even when on the drink they are usually pretty chill.

>>13134719
>>13134723
Jeez

>>13134704
>I didn't post her feet, so I'm not even that stupid lmaooooo
>see I posted her face, this one here seeeeee??!!!!!!
Jesus christ.

>>13134704
Mmmmm I'm going to unload hard on this one.

Can we get back to food? I had this in China, it tasted like shit but was interesting.

>>13134735
If you can ID her from a 2 year old face pic that hasn't appeared anywhere else on the web, I'll be very impressed.

>>13134758
Fuck bro, I already did. Imagining that smooth skin that smells oh so sweet. Those small hands to rub all of my throbbing vein cane, caressing my face. That cunny would taste so sweet.

>>13134735
Damn this was one of my proudest faps, thanks bro

>>13134771
That's too romantic for me. I'd watch the innocence fade from her cute little face as I go in hard and deep. I don't think I'd be able to hold back and would probably keep her my little loli slave until she hits the wall at 16. Do some fun things with her corpse, I guess.

>>13134772
Glad I could help out.

>>13134760
Also yeah I've been here since I was 15 and I'm 20 now, I miss the old days too. Before everyone was so bitter. I didn't crank one out to your sister btw, she looks like a sweet kid. I really did cum to that black dick in the corpse though. I work at a Chinese restaurant and get to try a lot of authentic food. Have you ever tried 鸡脚 chicken's feet? They're actually pretty good. I even liked the black duck eggs, almost like a pungent cheese

>>13134792
Oh shit I wish I was 20 still, I'm almost 29. 14 years here...

>>13134760
>Can we get back to food?
Why sure. Once you get back to redshit or facefuck or wherever you came from.

>>13134760
A person this dense can't actually exist. you're trying to hard, tone it down next time op. Also Fuck you.

nigger nigger glowing bright, in the forum of the night

>>13134792
>5 years
>thinks they're the old days
>probably thinks they're an oldfag

>>13134792
>5 years
>old days

>>13134796

>>13134805
See>>13134796
Typo. I first came from the ED article about Anabelle Lotus

>>13134792
>15
>Innocent non-cynical days of 4chan
At least do your research if your going to do a long troll, OP. It's obvious that you're just fucking with us now.

>>13134810
Remember when that guy fucked the skull he got out of the catacombs in France?

>>13134818
I see. You should be more clear about fixing a typo. On your way then.

>>13134760
Fuck off OP! No one is going to Dox this girl for you, Fucking Scumbag.

>>13134826
Indeed in do. I wish I still had my old desktop with my fond 4chan memories, the days I yearn for again. Going on 33 years old, been here around 17 years old.

>>13134825
I dunno I remember it being more giddy. Like once back in the day me and some friends actually printed off one of those /b/ coupons for an Xbox kinect, my friend's mom was a scrapbooker so we used special paper, cut it with the shears it looked legit. Took it to Walmart and the girl we were with said her aunt won it from a Burger King in Florida. They were so swamped because it was around Thanksgiving that we straight ended up with a free Xbox and Kinect bundle. We immediately pawned it and bought heroin. We listened to Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts II on the ride to the dopeman's house. That's the 4chan I remember. Also Leah the girl ended up being a stripper in dying somewhere down south

>>13134845
It was always cynical. The major difference today is that people were once more inclined to escalate the funposting, whereas since the advent of "this is bait" image macros people have become more inclined to just try and shut things down.

>>13134838
I don't want it done, I'm saying it's impossible.

>>13134860
/m/ is still really good, /po/ is a graceful haven of patient artists, and I rarely come to /ck/ but I always find something interesting here. I've been spending too much time on /int/ though, the banter was fun for a while but I feel it infecting me

>>13133643
I also made the cake and not the biggest fan.

Came out very dence (and I get that's what he's going for but I think most people don't enjoy dence cake) along with the "frosting" being wayyy to sweet.

>>13133730
>where it disappears quickly
Anon

>>13134128
Women don't belong in the kitchen, fuck off.

>>13133643
What does your pussy smell like

>>13135685
It for sure is dense, I'm a fan of that sometimes, but this is definitely a once a year cake imo.

>>13136029
This thread would be dead in 3 hours on /b/.

>>13137566
This is a zero-misogyny zone! How dare you!

>>13137658
At the moment, it's weirdly tangy. Buttermilk maybe?

>>13133643
Can you explain the cocoa blooming, why he thought it was necessary, and why you didn't think it was worth while? I've never heard of it, but since chocolate cakes and ultra chocolatey brownies can be hard to make just using cocoa powder and no chocolate chips, it's a very intriguing possibility for making a good chocolate cake.

>>13138188
>At the moment, it's weirdly tangy. Buttermilk maybe?
Women truly are disgusting creatures

>>13138242
Honestly, I had never heard of it before watching him and I just assumed it was one of his weirdo life-hacks like seasoning cutting boards instead of meat. Apparently it does actually make things more chocolatey, so by all means give it a go. If I ever make this cake again I probably will do it.

>>13138293
>ZERO-MISOGYNY ZONE!

>>13134643
>I don't want to challenge you nerds to dox me, but I would feel comfortable doing that honestly.
You are playing with fire

Stop posting

>>13134845
Coupon threads were the best threads. I'd snag a free 4pack of Starbucks iced coffees and sell them at school then buy dirt weed to smoke before practice.

>>13138423
Day of the swirlie can't come soon enough <3 Seriously, you guys are all way too worried about doxing, a single cropped 2 year old picture is not going to jeopardize anyone. Even if it did, what are you going to tell my family? That I shared a picture of a cake we made?

>>13133643
Americans should never bake cakes.
All they do is pour frosting between two sponges and say it's a cake.

>>13138645
I'm genuinely confused, why is this not a cake? What could I do to make it a cake?

>>13138610
You don't fucking get it retard and that is why you should leave. It isn't about that specific picture, it shows that you have a lack of maturity and understanding of how the internet works. You are the reason scammers and con men are able to keep doing their thing.

>>13133643
i made it in july for my brothers birthday. it ended up more like brownies for some reason, very dense but really tasty. also the meringue started to separate the day after despite adding cream of tartar. would probably make it again

>>13139175
I perfectly understand how the internet works. I'm just not worried about some amateur cooks, plus, it's physically impossible to dox either of us from what I've posted. Unless you are my parents, or one of five little girls who knows what the cake looks like, there is no way to dox me. People get way too afraid of posting stuff to 4chan, it's not some dark dingy corner of the web like you all pretend it is. You are all actually normal people, I know you like to pretend you're not, but you are. A few murderers posted here once? Big fucking deal, murderers are normal people too. Pedophiles? Two of my school teachers got caught molesting students, and 2 out of the 4 tennis coaches I've had ended up being pedophiles and rapists. It sucks to hear since 4chan has built up a mysterious reputation over the years, but you guys are all regular people and I see no reason to be afraid of you.

>>13139290
Mine didn't last long enough to see a third day since we had a gaggle of people eating it, did the separation keep getting worse?

>>13139303
You just shouldn't ever post your sister here if you care about her. I think you are just a creep pretending to have a little sister so you have an excuse to post little girls. You're sick in the head.

>>13139922
It's obviously really a teenage girl jealous that her boyfriends like her younger sister better.

>>13139922
I would never post a current picture of her, and I cropped out her entire body because I know she wouldn't want me to post that for random strangers to judge. Don't worry though, I'll never post another pic of her to /childkanoodling/.

>>13139929
You've caught me! I'm so jealous that a kid gets more male attention than me grrr it makes me so angry!!! I'm 20 btw does that make it worse?

nice cake
though I'd appreciate it if you kept your larping to 4chan/reddit or other outlets for autists