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The True Klobásník.
The Texan Kolache.

Savory, juicy sausage combined with succulent gooey melted cheddar (and jalapeño), wrapped in a buttery pillow of gold.

If you're not from Texas then you really don't know what you're missing. It's five in the morning and I'm getting up to go to the bakery.

>> No.13124822

Looks like a shitty sausage roll that uses bread instead of pastry. Stop appropriating my british culture

>> No.13124827

>>13124820
oh look a t*xan thinks his second rate corndogs are better than anything else!
This is really surprising to me!

>> No.13124861

>>13124822
It's Czech you dunce

>>13124827
>trying this hard
I don't think about you at all.

>> No.13124867

>>13124820
>>13124822
>>13124827
Samefag? Probably the same guy who larps as the crazy "Texan" screaming about beans in chili threads.

>> No.13124868

>>13124861
Your dumb thread isn't going the way you wanted it, right?

Your tex[ass sausage] roll is a joke

>> No.13124880
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>>13124867
You can see how many different people replied to a thread, ya know

>> No.13124886

>>13124820
I've never had a kolache worth the calories

>> No.13124904

>>13124820
GTFO you commie cunt, those are pigs in blankets, add some beanie weenies to that for a proper meal.

>> No.13124908

>>13124867
>idiot that uses that term "larp"
Come on asshat, use English if you're capable.

>> No.13124920

>>13124820

>tfw I'm not a texan so I'll never get to eat a hotdog or cheese or flour or butter

;(

>> No.13124923

>>13124920
I think masa harina is the proper thickener, do it as a slurry, if added directly it'll clump up and be a mess. Been there done that.

>> No.13125465

Texas is the worst state in the Union.

But holy fuck do I love a kolache.

You know your state is a shithole when the garden spot is a goddamn gas station that sells these fucking things.

>> No.13125488
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>>13124820

>> No.13125617

>>13125465
Only retards buy gas station food. Never heard of a bakery?