/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13120687
Anon you need to eat more you're too skinny

>>13120704
This but unironically

>>13120687
My wife's mom did this to us all the time, it didn't stop till I told her I would only take clean cuts of frozen meat. Shut her down op, she may think she is helping but subconsciously she is just trying to reassert control over your life that she lost when you moved from home.

>>13120687

Buy a freezer so you can save money on food you retard.

My mom fucking hooks up all the food for me and my gf. About to go make lunch with it now haha

>>13120723
I just fucking said I dont have the damn space you retarded faggot

>>13120729
make space dummy
frozen leftovers are basically frozen, you don't need a dining table or a couch

>>13120687
>not having a freezer
This story is fake and gay.

>>13120821
i dunno, a lot of college students seem to only have mini-fridges for who knows what the fuck reason

they are damn useless
and so are the fridges

>>13120687
Respect your mother you ingrate

>>13120687
>Is my Mom actually fucking retarded or what?
Well, she went against medical advice and didn’t have an abortion and now she’s stuck with a handicapped son, son yes.

>>13120720
>she is just trying to reassert control over your life that she lost when you moved from home.
Imagine being so emotionally damaged and insecure that you interpret motherly love as an attack on your independence.

>>13120720
>wahh mommy gives me food
>i hate you mommy. stop manipulating me!!! >:(
Seek therapy.

I just say "oh thanks! :)" And then throw it away immediately, if I'm not interested in eating it.

Also this >>13120720

>>13120826
>for who knows what the fuck reason
I doubt full refrigerators can fit/are allowed in dorms, tard.

>>13120687
realistically, she probably knows how retarded and incapable you are so she feels obligated to feed you OR you're some college retard who is spending 200 bucks a week on mcdonalds with mommy's credit card and she's trying to remedy it. if you don't like it, tell her to fuck off and learn how to fend for yourself, you beta cucklord

>>13120835
Being grateful to your parents is like being grateful when someone breaks your window and offers to fix it.

>>13120878
Yeah, you dont know my mother in law and her relationship with her "only baby girl". Admittedly I dont know ops mother and it could all be innocent though.

It seems they never adjust cooking portions smaller. My mom still cooks the same amount as when me and my brother were insatiable teenagers, even though I am now middle aged with much lower appetite and my brother doesn't even live in the same country.

>>13120687
She wants you to invite friends over.

>>13120928
Bit extreme

>>13120959
Not really. Did you ask to be born? It's fine to show your appreciation for good parenting but nobody should be expected to be "grateful" for being taken care of by their own parents.

OP here, I know some of you think I'm being a retard but I swear my Mom is brain dead. Every time she comes to see me she has to describe basic food to me like Milk and Butter like I've never heard of it in my life or she will legit have a mental break down and start crying.

>>13120835
>everyone should respect their mother
bad people can have children too
nobody deserves respect for shitting out a baby and doing the bare minimum to keep it alive

>>13120900
they can fit just fine, the dimension difference is mostly vertical
if they're not allowed to have one in the dorms they need to stop living in dorms with rotten floor boards, no excuse to not have a proper fridge, tard.

>>13120981
You must be white. Only a white person would be so disrespectful to their mother.

>>13121032
shut the fuck up you don't know my Mom

>>13121028
implying the schools are any better than the rotton floor boards you speak of.

>>13120981
Anon are you sure it's not because you actually have downs or low functioning autism? We cares about you...

>>13120983
You need to respect your parents whether you like it or not, it’s a cornerstone of a civilized society. No one is implying they are perfect

>>13121051
I don't but my mom sure fucking does.

>>13121037
I'm sure she's the embodiment of evil! Giving you life and free food, what a bitch!

>>13121056
My Dad was a racist drunk that hated literally everything except beer. fuck him.

>>13121063
The free food is fucking pointless if I cant fucking put it anywhere but out the fucking window r

>>13121069
have you tried asking for less because it's going to go bad? you know, using your words like a big boy?

>>13121079
It doesn't matter what I say to her she just tells me to throw it out if I don't want it. She works with people who are homeless and OD on a regular basis, I tell her give it to them they need it more than I do, but no just "thrown it out then"

>>13121063
>Giving you life and free food, what a bitch!
Oh yeah, those foie gras ducks ought to be grateful to be alive. Please get help.

>>13120687
You're a fucking idiot, son.

>>13121087
Giving it to homeless people is more of a waste than throwing it in the trash

>>13121110
fine then, I guess I'll just throw it back in her whore face and tell her to fuck off.

>>13121097
>HAVING PARENTS IS JUST LIKE BEING IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE! UGH!
>PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
*CRAWLING IN MY SKIN*
*THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL*
*FEAR IS HOW I FALL*
*CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL*

>>13120687
>not having a freezer
Do you live in a homeless shelter?

>>13121144
No really, dude. Your parents trying to make you grateful for their just doing their job is abusive. They were the ones who got you into that situation in the first place. You should really look at your childhood objectively. It's possible to be both a good parent and still in some ways abusive.

Trojan horse off topic threads are cancer. Help improve /ck/ by reporting the OP.

>>13121159
no but it might as well be with how shit the area is where I live.

>>13121174
how old are you that you think your parents are 'just doing their job' by giving you food anon?

>>13121216
Does your existence suddenly become retroactively consensual at some point? I'm not OP, I just don't like when people tell others to be grateful to their parents for not letting them starve.

>>13121216
What the fuck are you talking about? My Dad always told me to work for my food or starve, no one else is responsible for my meals but myself.

>>13121238
>I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING BORN.
>MY LIFE IS RAPE
You have brain problems. Seek help.

God I wish I had a mom who loved me

>>13121264
No idea why you keep drawing these weird conclusions. Parents have an obligation to take care of their children because the children had no say in being born. If they don't do that they're shitty people. It sounds like you have some personal issues if that sentiment offends you so much.

>>13121267
dude same, I just wish mine would quit shoving food down my throat and being a fucking lunatic.

>>13121238
if you're an adult your parent has no legal obligation to feed you, house you, or clothe you
if they're someone who still feels the desire to help you there is no reason to be upset at them it makes no sense

>>13121246
then hes a good dad

>>13121273
they do not once you reach adulthood, sorry little man, but if you still insist you're right that means you are not 18 and are not allowed to be posting on 4channel.org

>>13121279
Apparently being an old racist drunk boomer is being a good Dad.

>>13121279
When did I say anything about a legal obligation? Do you think making something illegal makes it intrinsically wrong? I'm not young and my parents died a long time ago, but they were fine parents who did their job to the best of their ability. No idea what that has to do with what I'm saying though.
>if they're someone who still feels the desire to help you there is no reason to be upset at them it makes no sense
Reading comprehension, retard. I'm not OP. It's good for your mother to keep feeding you after you grow up. Her obligation to you doesn't suddenly end after 18 years and that means she actually cares for you.

>>13121292
>being independent is bad
sorry about your daddy issues

>>13121298
reading comprehension retard, we both agree

>>13121304
>reading comprehension retard, we both agree
Clearly it's something you struggle with if you think we agree. If you make another person you better be ready to support that motherfucker till one of you dies. You're the one who inflicted them on the rest of us.

She wants you to fatten up to eat you

>>13121304
When the fuck did I say that? I hate my family so if anything I hate dependence not independence.

>>13120729
you don't have space for a freezer? i'm poor but I'm not that poor

>>13121323
It didn't come with the single room I'm renting and no I can't find an apartment like some normie. I've been trying to find one for 10 years that's also not 5 fucking grand a month.

>>13121315
if you're so objected to 'being alive' theres a pretty simple solution
no need to hate your parents for you being alive my dude, you're the one in control of your own life
i'm not saying you need to be thankful to them you're alive, just no need to be angsty and angry about it, that's dumb

>>13121317
I meant your dad forced you to be independent, which is a good thing, but you had left out the whole racist drunk bit initially so I mean
I really didn't mean any offense man I was just chirping the op for whining about free food

>>13121333
Wow, you're really, really bad at reading, huh. I never implied anything about myself at all, much less that I'm not perfectly happy with my life. Just making a point isn't being angsty.

>>13121349
then why are you bitching

>>13121360
Please point to where I'm bitching. I don't recall bitching today.

>>13120835
>>13120878
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>>13121032
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>>13121063
Shut up retards. Dumping a baby out your cunt isn't some noble gift of life, it just what happens when sluts get fucked.

>>13121365

>>13121174
>>13121097

unless these arent you which would explain any confusion

>>13120878
imagine having a healthy relationship with your family.

>>13121377
Neither of those are bitching though. Responding to retards spouting retardation isn't bitching. It may make me a retard myself, which I will readily concede, but it's not complaining in any sense.
Genuine question, are you ESL?

>>13121392
I was about to ask you the same thing
i dunno lets just agree to disagree

>>13121329
Move out of your shithole city. Their are hundreds of Cities in America where you can find good work and not be made destitute by shitty zoning practices and absurd rent inflation.

OP here, this picture is my entire kitchen if you can even call it that, now you know why I can't do shit with the food. you lucky bastards have a real kitchen to cook with, not this camping hot plate and a bar fridge shit.

>>13120687
Throw it away right in front of her.

>>13121402
Look at this rich-ass motherfucker with his granite counter top and wood floor. Just buy a deep-freezer, dude.

>>13121401
I can't just move to another city i would have to leave the country entirely and move to the south or some shit where people can actually afford basic shit like rent and food.

>>13121414
Fuck off, I'm living in a single bedroom with a closet. I don't even have my own fucking bathroom for Christ's sake.

>>13121417
What country are you in OP? Your not a poor canuck are you?

>>13121402
you know, if you have any other open spots in your place near an outlet you can still get a fridge, you can still store food in places that sound like they don't make sense, like a bedroom or living room.

>>13121423
put fridge in closet

>>13121426
then where the fuck do my clothes go smartass?

>>13121423
If you get a freezer you can piss and shit in it, it will freeze and not stink and you can carry it to the trash, trust me this works

>>13121431
All my clothes are strewn around the house haphazardly and I just pick what I feel like wearing off the ground. I have four closets, two of them are walk-ins.

>>13121425
Yes, I'm Canadian, and I kinda wish I wasn't, the economy is fucked everything is inflated all to hell and its cold as shit.

>>13121431
huh? all you have is jeans and t-shirts it's not like you need to hang anything up

half of them are probably on your floor right now

you can fold them and put them on literally any surface in a pile, or if you have room under your bed you can even get those silly sliding baskets and do that

>>13121440
Lucky you, next you'll tell me about your beautiful courtyard that Lopez the gardener just got done trimming the hedges.

>>13121447
No actually I haven't ever had the lawn mowed since I moved in. People would realize there was someone living here if I did.

>>13121423
>wahhhh I have a bed and place to prepare food woe is me

>>13121441
I'll trade places with you. Enjoy MS.

>>13120946
I've been researching some videos about this type of thing, and from what I've seen this type of behavior means she wants to have sex with you. It will usually turn out that your wife is open to a threesome with her mother, too.

>>13120687
Eat what you can and pass the curse to a friend or other family member, instructing them to do the same until all that's left are the melba crackers and diet dr pepper. Throw these in the trash where they belong.

>>13120826
Quit using a name

>>13123343
Fine, I'm sick of you whingers. I won't use it again. Happy?

>>13123343
i'm not