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a better understanding

The delivery fee is a tip as far as I’m concerned. The driver can take it up with their boss.

>>13117418
I agree 100% in fact, I've worked at papa johns and half the fee goes the driver anyway.

>>13117364
>paving for pizza
yes, putting asphalt on a Dominos pizza would be an improvement

It's here

>>13117498
Make sure to degrease it first.

>>13117498
Looks like the fake rubber vomit you can buy at novelty shops

>>13117498
Good, now fill a pothole like it's intended to be used for.

>>13117498
It's great that they let blind people make pizzas now.

>>13117498
What's your degrease tactic here?

Was good

Not for ants

>>13117364
R8 this dick instead OP

>>13117568
pm me a pic haha

bruh did you eat both of them?

>>13117583
Yup

>>13117364
You're a piece of garbage and I hope you die

>>13117586
bruh thats like 5000 calories

>>13117613
Thats ok

>>13117364
>please tip
Do Americans really?

>>13117364
>>13117586

>>13117634
No. Tipping is a myth.

le circumcision

>>13117634
If it's being delivered, yes you poor ass piece of trash

>>13117418
Fuck you man. If you can't be assed to spend an extra dollar to help make it actually worth my while you're a POS

>>13117364
>I'm sorry to bother you again, but we need you to sign the receipt. I know, I know, but the boss gets mad if I bring back blank ones. Some anti fraud thing or something.
Almost every time a line like this would turn no tip into a tip. Delivery bros take note.

>>13117751
>help make it worth "MY" while

did you suck my dick? then fuck off bootlicker

>>13117418
That'll go over well, but it's all the same to me. I'll drop your order to the back of the list when i take it and hustle the tipping customers their food first.

>>13117799
>hello, dominoes customer care? I have a complaint I’d like to make about my delivery driver

>>13117751
Like I said, take it up with your boss. He’s the one charging a delivery fee. I do the same at restaurants that charge automatic gratuity. I assume that fee goes to you, no disclaimer will make me think otherwise.

>>13117822
lmao and what, you think they're gonna care that your food arrived 15 minutes late? They won't care and the store won't care.

>>13117764
If you think I'm enough of a beta that I'd tip you just to avoid having you watch me cross out "tip" and copy the same total down, you're mistaken.

>>13117914
t. beta who would definitely tip when confronted like that

>>13117464
That's not true for Domino's.

>>13117634
Only the non-blacks

>>13117786
If someone routinely doesn't tip, the drivers remember, and they fuck with your food.

>>13117848
Right, they can go to the CEO of fucking Domino's lol. I'm sure he'll care. Dumb ass.

>>13117822
No one gives a shit, especially not Domino's. I was a driver and I've cussed multiple customers out over wasting my time.

>>13118148
I welcome it. I have a DIY bacteria testing station for this very purpose, and look forward to the day I BTFO a few angry drivers.

>>13118159
I'm sure people are going to trust some meth head with a "bacteria testing kit" lmao.

>>13117505
>>13117538
>degreasing pizza

>>13117364
>2 identical pizzas
Fat

>>13117364
>drivers carry less than $20 in change
Is this about dindus robbing the drivers?

>>13118698
Yes, and we still get robbed because niggers can't read.

>>13118548
Some autists do this, but in their defense, that piece of shit had enough oil to keep the light burning for two Hanukkah miracles.

>>13118153
sounds like you should try moving up in the world and leave the pizza delivery jobs for the high schoolers

>>13119631
I'm a computer programmer. I just call out bullshit when I see it.

>I'm a computer programmer. I just call out bullshit when I see it.

>>13117751
get a better job if you don't like it loser.

How come waiters who walk across a room with your food deserves more tip than a delivery guy who bikes several miles?

>>13117751
>jobs with shit tier pay and working conditions is the norm in burgerland
>somehow unions are still bad
The fault is entirely on you. Get unionized if you want better working conditions.

>>13118148
the solution is to not order pizza then

>>13117613
>>13117638
It's bulking season.

>>13121158
THE SEASON OF BULKAN IS UPON US!
> https://youtu.be/ytTfNwAu8vM

>>13117374
>Extra cheese
enjoy that heart disease, bro

>>13122149
my heart is strong and cheese could never hurt it

>>13122149
>cheese causes heart disease
Do you get all your nutritional advice from women’s magazine, little zoom?

>>13121133
even saying the word "union" at work is enough to get you fired. not directly, but managers are usually required to report you to higher ups, who will then be keeping an eye on you and fire you for any mistake you make.