/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13103715
Sure thing, friend

It's excusable for women, who are essentially mentally children. If a man asks for cream in his coffee you just know he sucks dicks.

Imagine getting a sense of superiority for enjoying a drink in a slightly different way

>>13103715
>coffee, black

>>13103715
Those flavored creams, now THOSE make a good cup of coffee. Best part of going to 7/11.

>>13103766
imagine being gay

>"Earl Grey, hot."

>>13103766
imagine putting an addictive flavor ruiner on your food. Sugar is for children and adult brainlets

>>13103812
>addictive flavor ruiner
>in your addictive ruined flavor

>>13103812
Feeling better about yourself now?

>>13103715
>Ummm, I take my coffee like I take my men, black
coffee sucks

>>13103824
keep pouring that sugar boy, yeah pour it all over that pot.
>>13103838
always feeling good lad, you can drink your coffee however you please.

>>13103766
You are inferior if you go out of your way for non-nutritive calories you could spend on something much better. Casein bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDi9ffMwTVg

>>13103725
>>13103764
Tbh I associate all of you guys drinking that dirty watery American coffee to sucking dicks.
Adding cream make little difference

>>13103715
>I guess you guys don't do Irish Coffee? Heheh...
>This is a Starbucks, sir.

>>13103842
YOU HAVE THE PALATE OF A CHILD, RETARD

>>13103764
Totally agree. What's the point if you are just going to try to mask the flavor.

my friend is at west point and he was the only other dude I met who didnt add sugar or cream to his coffee.

Very negative thread, should be shamed

>If you don't like you coffee black, you don't like coffee
>If you don't like your chocolate 100%, you don't like coffee
>If you don't like your steaks unseasoned with no sauces, you don't like steak
>If you don't eat your bread plain, you don't like bread

Could go on for days, unironically systematically end your entire existence

>>13103715
>always drink coffee black at the office
>65-year-old surly owner gives me a pat on the back
>"Sign of a good worker, champ. I always take my coffee black, long as I can remember."
>I've just been too afraid to ask if the half & half in the fridge is for everyone
>I've been working here for 5 years

That said, our warehouse manager takes his 4 by 4, and is more or less a confirmed crackhead.

>>13103919
I actually do drink unsweetened hot cocoa, and plain bread is pretty great when it's real and fresh.

Cream and sugar are not food. They are non-nutritive and caloric poison.

>comparing black coffee with unseasoned steak
>doesnt like bread plain
Holy fuck do you people eat just garbage that you have to put all kinds of shit on it to enjoy it?
What kind of bread, coffee and steak are you buying for fucks sake, poor people out.

>>13103940
so do you pepper your steak or not gay boy?

>>13104020
I haven't touched a steak since the 90s.

>>13103940
You sound mentally ill, are you a keto schizo?

>>13103940
What if the black coffee threads are just fat girls coping with getting over starbucks?

>>13104037
>not having the godlike metabolism it takes to down a trente-sized heavy cream wet dream

>>13104069
That isn't how it works. You only overestimate your calories while fatties underestimate and need to eat much more to be satisfied because fat people food provides less satiation per calorie.

>>13104081
Actually the only reason you’re fat is because you don’t have a drug addiction

>>13104092
I have a sub-20 BMI and don't even drink coffee or tea daily. Sometimes I do cocoa every day for months, three or more tablespoons blended with fruit and seeds. I've been meaning to try kola. Is it any good?