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Mmmmhhh! Very good Jimmy!

black coffee seething incoming

>>13092253
With how no nonsense the Wolf was, this always seemed largely out of character.

>>13092417
I don't think you "got" Pulp Fiction. It's weird to claim that someone missed the point of Tarantino, but I really think you did.

>>13092253
Literally forcing a contrast characteristic on wolf.

Cringe

>>13092253
I LIKE MY COFFEEE LIKE I LIKE MY COCK, BLACK!

>>13092253
>>13092271
Based
>>13092417
>>13092448
Seething bl*ck coffee cuckolds

>>13092253
Based and Wolfpilled.

If you drink your coffee black I just assume you're still desperately seeking daddies validation.

>>13092432
What is there to "get" about the wolf's taste in coffee?

>>13092607
worse:
>>13092472

the movie wasn't great it was mostly sex drugs and gay rape. what was neat was the separate but convergent story lines that ties things together for you at the end fulfilling your need of resolution.

>>13092607
And I assume you take condoms off by farting if you know what I mean

>>13092671
I don't like its praise of gun violence

>>13092671
Reservoir Dogs is the superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbs171qLfks

>>13092617
It's an indication that his professional persona is wildly different from who he really is. There are a few hints dropped that despite his "Get in, get off, get out" MO, he's actually a nice guy that people enjoy working with.

The underlying tie-in of the film is bullshittery. Every major character has their major character traits/flaws stripped off to reveal something else underneath at some point - whether it be through coffee, gay rape, cuddling, or dodging bullets.

Reservoir Dogs was the better film in every way
also I drink coffee black but I'll have a donut with it, the two flavors mix perfectly

>>13092749
thaty's an interesting take, what do you think once upon a time in hollywood is about?

>>13092749
Oh wow a character in a film has flaws and duality? Damn dude are you Andrew FUCKING Sarris???!?!?

>>13092709
Back to r*ddit

>>13092779
Still haven't seen it

>>13092789
The tie ins between the vignettes are causality and the duality/veneer of the characters... and I might be Andrew Fucking Sarris for Halowe'en.

>>13092855
Wow, how long did it take you to look up that nothing salad?

>>13092789
I don't think you "got" the train of dialogue. It's weird to claim that someone missed the point of a 4channel post, but I really think you did.

>>13092607
I find it painful to ingest nutrient-free calories.

>>13092607
you girls with daddy issues always mention them first

>>13092723
Why does Hollywood spend so much making bad movies when a good one can be made so cheaply? Is screenwriting really that hard? What does a good script cost?

>>13092908
Producers couldn't be bothered reading screenplays anymore. They only have patience for comics, so they mostly decide to greenlight movies of comics they like.

>>13092908
>What does a good script cost?
Time... sanity... whole sacks of black coffee

>>13092997
And, at the end, being ignored while everybody praises the director and lead actor for the achievement.

>>13092997
web search says it's less than a million, so why spend a hundred times that on everything else only to bore everyone to treats and take a massive financial loss? Can they not tell a shit screenplay is shit?

>>13093020
There isn't a solid correlation between good screenplay and good sales anymore. A room full of hacks carve up a premise, maybe get some feedback happening with the writer - maybe not, and pass it on to fatter, wealthier hacks who guess whether or not the sales will be worth whatever financial risk. Marvel? Spare no expense. Feed RDJ on screen! A deep psychological thriller with absolutely zero loose ends that will make everyone question their own realities? Tell Ethan Hawke he's taking a paycut.

>>13092709
back to redddit, liberal

>>13092908
>Why does Hollywood spend so much making bad movies when a good one can be made so cheaply?
Bests me man. The last 'big budget' film I enjoyed was Dunkirk. It actually took and effort to raise the money to film Resevoire Dogs. Even Keitel had to chip in some of his own money to get it done. But at that point Tarantino's closest association with movies was taking customer's money when they rented them from the video store he worked at.

For me it's coffee instant type II

>>13093345
It's unfortunate his editor died being a dumbass

The last few could have been a bit better otherwise.

>>13092779
A re-imagining of the legend of Sharon Tate where the Manson Family is depicted as incompetent fools, told from the perspective of an unreliable narrator who is prone to heavily romanticizing his stories (e.g. his ridiculous encounter with Bruce Lee)

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>>13093367
nice

>>13092253
>Do want some milk and sugar anon?
"No i drink it black"

>>13093367
Nice

>>13092607
i used to drink tons of coffee with cream and sugar at work, but they started charging a few cents for both. so i started drinking twice as much coffee without cream or sugar to spite them. ended up liking it after a while and now i prefer it. meh

Black coffee is bitter, accept it. Using cream and sugar is absolutely fine to balance the bitterness but also compliment the taste of the coffee beans themselves. All of you drink soda anyway so who are you to judge

>>13093925
What kind of shithole does that?

Were planets filling their mugs with creamer and sugar?

>>13093929
I drink less than one soda a year.

>>13093963
not sure. there were rumors of people stealing a bunch of each to take home

>>13093564
Dude, you love sugary shit like a child. You quite literally can't make fun of black coffee Chads. It's like a fattie making fuj of someone who is fit or a manlet making fun of a tall guy.

>>13093929
>Black coffee is bitter, accept it.
For someone who likes black coffee the standards of bitterness are different from those someone who likes sugary drinks may have.

light cream.. the best and not just any, some are better than others

>>13094208
Seething

>>13094469
Cope

>>13092607
If I wanted to drink a milkshake in the morning, I would fall asleep on the wheel.

>>13092253
LOTS OF OIL AND MSG

>>13094208
coffee is a fucking meme to begin with, how the fuck you play the chad card when you're a filthy caffeine addict just like the rest? oooh, big boy doesn't dress up his druggie bullshit with sugar, ooooh what a big man

What a Fedora Imagines When he Orders Black Coffee

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."

>>13095051
Coffee drinkers are on average healthier than you and you're a misinformed retard like pretty much every anti-coffee poster.

>>13095077
HURRRR GOTTA HAVE MY COFFEE DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE
Shut the FUCK UP you insufferable boomer cunt

>>13095074
>people who don't add drench coffee in sugar are like the actual childish fatties, man!!
Pathetic cope.

>>13095083
Dilate

>>13095084
you're both childish fucking fatties shut up holy fuck
drinking coffee doesn't make you interesting or unique
it's fucking coffee
you are both retards

>>13095085
CAN'T MAN GOTTA HAVE MY COFFEE FIRST XDDD
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IT'S THE ONLY INTERESTING THING ABOUT ME
PLEASE LIKE ME
PLEASE

>>13092253
Milk, instant coffee and nestle quick.

>>13095087
>>13095087
I never said anything about my coffee habits. Dilate, faggots.

>>13095097
NO PLEASE COFFEE IS ALL I HAVE
PLEASE
PLEASE FIND ME INTERESTING

>>13095089
>>13095117
seething

>>13095117
Wow, that image I posted really got you seething.

>>13095127
>>13095126
i have no horse in the race since i don't drink coffee
y'all gotta find something to make yourself more interesting

>>13095127
>>13095126
>>13095117
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>>13094469
Have a coffee and apply yourselves.

>>13095142
DON'T TALK TO ME UNLESS I'VE HAD MY COFFEE COFFER COVFEFE

>>13095148
Well, have a coffee and let's talk this through. You're going to be ok.

>>13092253
>Not drinking green tea instead

Cringe

>>13093367
nice

>>13094647
have sex

>>13095251
What position should I favor?

>>13095255
hard to pick a position when you don’t have sex

>>13092253
I've gotten addicted to putting mountains of sugar and cream in coffee even though I used to prefer it with neither. Every time I make coffee in public I get the same reaction as the OP pic from people too. It's pretty embarrassing but at least the coffee makes me happy.

I'm beginning to think it has something to do with the fact that I've started only sleeping 2-3 hours a night, if that.

>>13095259
>have sex
>don't have sex
Wow. Make up your mind maybe.

>>13095353
incel freak

obligatory doggy style joke

>>13092908
Probably because inflated numbers look better. You can spend $1m making a movie that brings in $20m, or spend $50m that brings in $60m. The first made more money but the second looks better if you take it out of context and just say "my movie made $60m".

>>13092417
It's supposed to be out of character. Like Butch being a tough athlete and his lover being sensitive and wanting to get fat, Jules being a murderer for hire would spouting religious stuff, etc.

>>13092607
Sugar in black coffee gives me a headache, and i prefer the taste without cream.
Can i at least have your validation?

who here /likestheircoffeelukewarm/

I make thick ass coffee with a pourover then put ice in it every morning till it's just above room temperature and it's good

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>>13092723
No, it's not. It's a prelude. Tarantino was still honing his craft. Pulp Fiction is peak performance.

>>13092607
If coffee didn’t give dry mouth I could understand it without cream. Maybe black coffee drinkers are all drinking high quality coffee and aren’t actually retards.

anything besides black is for fat people

>>13096221
Nice try tubs, counting calories is for fat people.

>>13092607
What if I drink and like both though?

>>13092908
>Is screenwriting really that hard?
Yes. You can't produce good scripts on command, so Hollywood has to make do to fill the studios while waiting for the next quality thing.

>>13093367

the only way to enjoy coffee

>>13096221
>>13092472
faggot

>>13093367
nice

[spoiler] and thank you for bringing something nice into this shithole of a thread

>>13093381
>unreliable narrator

>>13096674
Some of the best books I've read had an unreliable narrator. What's wrong with that?

>>13096687
Crutch for writers unwilling to commit. If your gf writes using an unreliable narrator, keep an eye on her.

>>13096828
I was thinking more of Nabokov. I don't have a gf

>>13096833
Yeah Nabokov is excellent. I find it didn't bother me there because his narrators are obviously all over the place right from the start. My dislike for unreliable narrator is when it's revealed at the end as a way to manufacture a kind of twist.

>>13096842
We can agree that is a crutch.

>>13092903
okay you caught me

>>13092253
You know what they put on French fries in holland instead of Ketchup?

>>13097138
Mayonnaise. I've seen em do it: they fuckin drown em in that shit.

(They actually do though and it's nasty)

>>13092417
When it comes to business it's no nonsense all the way. When it comes to his pleasures he enjoys taking his time and enjoying them.

>>13092417
>implying black coffee isn’t nonsense

>>13093369
She seemed pretty cool from the IB bloopers

>>13096842

I hope you aren't talking about Pale Fire, because you'd have to be fantastically stupid not to have realised what was going on before the ending "reveal".

>>13097208
Cry more baby palated dork

>>13097322
Try to follow the conversation, anon.
We're specifically ragging on books that rely on the "reveal".
The narrator in Pale Fire is very obviously unreliable from the first page.

>>13092417
he does what he needs to in a way he prefers to
>>13097346
>mmmmm a single taste

lots of cream and lots of sugar requires much more refined pallete and is naturally more complex:
it requires perfect level coffee beans, grinded to perfection, high quality milk from grass-fed cow, unrefined sugar cane sugar.
more variables = better and more skillful palate

>>13097346
Who’s crying you actual dork

casein bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDi9ffMwTVg

>>13092417
maybe not!
if you consider lots of cream and sugar bringing down the temp significantly, you might imagine that he did it specifically so he could drink it quickly and move on.

>>13097355
t. Fat fuck doing mental gymnastics (the only kind he does)

>>13097358
Literally every faggot triggered by black-coffee Chads itt and in every other thread where we live rent free in your heads

>>13097372
well
LOTS OF SOYCREAM
LOTS OF SUGAR

even more seething :)

yellow mug

>>13098266

>$5 milk shake

Black coffee storage

How does he speed and not get pulled over?

>>13095074
who the fuck literally orders a black coffee
you order an espresso or something

>>13095224
>drinking green instead of wulong
you should be greatful I'm even deigning to reply to you

>>13097162
I always thought mayonnaise on chips was an American thing. We do it here too (UK).

>>13100278
Americans are mostly weirded out by mayo on fries, we always use ketchup. I didn't start putting mayo on them until I went to mainland Europe

>>13100263
You don't call it an espresso if it's not an espresso.

>>13100292
So then call it an americano or whatever else your arse is ordering

>>13092253
Did Jules and Vincent really need some fucking guy to tell them to clean their car and change clothes?

>>13100293
I'm ordering a black coffee.

>>13092271
I mean, shitty coffee just needs cream and sugar. Good coffee is best enjoyed black.

i'll have a soda instead

>>13100339
Good coffee is better with milk and sugar homo.

>>13100409
You've never had good coffee in your life.

>>13100314
There's no such thing as a black coffee you dumb nigger. If you order a black coffee you're just gonna get a confused look and someone asking you "what kind?".

>>13092671
there were sex, drugs and rape in literally 3 separate scenes which is less than most movie what are you fucking bitching about

I drink my coffee without sugar and creme and extra grounds, fuck you

>>13095523
>wanted to get fat
She wanted to get pregnant. Lol. Don’t you speak “woman” at all?

>>13100308
Yes. They were dumb yanks.

>>13092253
I only drink my coffee black, unless I'm grabbing coffee with someone in a cafe or something, then it's with milk because I like the cream on top.

>>13100695
>don't you speak "woman"
Follow up question: do you know where you are right now?

>>13102731
Half the people on /ck/ are female, anon.

>>13102738
Shhh, he doesn't know.

>>13102738
>>13102769
I couldn't give half a wet shit how many women are on this board. The question was "do you speak woman," directed at a male anon in regards to ovulation, the joke being th... you know what, I'm not going to """mansplain""" the joke to our brave, stronk femanons: if you don't get it, you'll just have to go on not getting it.

>>13092908
I really don't understand why people think Get Out was some sort of original masterpiece. Granted, it's not a bad movie at all, but it's just Guess Who's Coming to Dinner smashed together with Skeleton Key.

>>13102738
No wonder so many posts are bitchy, passive-agressive drivel from people with the palate of a child.

>>13102895
>I really don't understand why people think Get Out was some sort of original masterpiece.
virtue signalling probably

>>13092417
He's able to enjoy the good stuff in life because he's an absolute professional hardass on the job. Also remember he's working as a guy who helps cover up murders for a mob boss. If he were really "no nonsense" in the way of sticking to safe basics he'd be working as a restaurant manager or an accountant, not a mob fixer. He's high performance, not zero tolerance. He has tolerance for error or differences from plan e.g. he talks about how it'll be "plenty of time," not "exactly enough time," and he says the car doesn't need to be spic and span, it just needs to be good enough to not be obvious.

>>13095077
>regular or decaffeinated
>nonwhite populations
lmao it's literally just better income = better health, poor niggers not drinking coffee because they can't afford it is a side effect

>>13097382
goddamn smartass right here

>>13092253
lots of dick

>>13092607
I call my dad after every cup of black coffee to tell him I just drank a cup of black coffee

>>13103118
based and gaypilled

>>13103123

>>13097382
Only worthwhile post in this entire garbage thread. It's just coffee you faggots.

>>13103090
Except there are studies which aren't centered on certain races and lifestyle habits that can be potential confounders are most likely taken into account in this type of studies, retard.

>>13103348
Every food is "just food" and every beverage is "just a beverage". Nice empty platitude, faggot. Too bad it doesn't convince me to be a tastelet like you.

>>13100428
Are you so autistic to tell a stranger on a Peruvian Roasted Chicken Bulletin Board that he has never had good coffee because milk and sugar was added?

Seriously KYS. It's fucking bean juice to help you shit and stay awake.

>BE LIKE THE WOLF GUISE
https://youtu.be/vX8ri6fHfps
10:45

>>13103604
>It's fucking bean juice to help you shit and stay awake.
If you're just gonna oust yourself as a retarded tastelet, you're not really helping your point.

>>13092671
t. the 16 years old devil lawyer