/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13097316
The Luther Burger from the Boondocks.
>T. Black>>13097316

>>13097325
Based

>>13097325
>>13097354
Extremely delicious but overwhelming.
I don't think it's physically possible to eat more than 1.

Not a stupid meme fast food burger that's for damned sure.

I want an ever-lasting gobstopper.

The Krabby Patty

>>13097543
How fat are you that eating more than 1 burger is the norm?

krusty burger

>>13097588
Most people in their early 20's who aren't fat order multiple burgers. What are you on about old man?

>>13097607
No they don't, you fat fuck

>>13097616
I'm almost 40 years old at 6 feet 130 lbs. I order at least 2 burgers when I eat out.

>>13097316
https://youtu.be/jpTbwaFE0-E

>>13097626
fucking fattie

>>13097616
Of course they do gramps, people my age are active and doing a bunch of dumb shit, so since we burn so much calories, we eat a shit ton of food

>>13097626
That's because you're a fat hamlard.

The only time I've ever ordered/had multiple burgers at once was due to being drunk

roasted boar

Orks from Warhammer Fantasy/Warhammer 40k. They are literal giant humanoid mushrooms and i fucking love me some fungi. Plus them being ediable is cannon and they spawn in large numbers, so you'll have a lot to eat.

>>13097713
nice

>>13097316

>>13097731
This is essentially a Wisconsin style butter burger with a fried egg on it. It's relatively easy to recreate.

>>13097713
>fictional food
>fictional
>roasted boar
Absolute fucking retard.

>>13097316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVCrYYFxmk&

>>13097708
burgers are breddy good for bulking imo

>>13097316
I want to cook and eat a Tau. From Warhammer 40k

>>13097749
They can never get the shininess right, though.

>>13097316
unironically the poop bars from Invader Zim
I always wondered if they would even taste good, but I think about them whenever I eat a candy bar like twix or mars bars

>>13097741
>It's relatively easy to recreate.
tell me more I didn't think it was possible

>>13097626
One for you, one for your tapeworm?

>>13097720
>Plus them being ediable is cannon and they spawn in large numbers, so you'll have a lot to eat
is that like space marine "we can digest literally anything" edible way or they're universally edible?

>>13097805
Why would you want to eat a Tau of all people? Various Kroot strains would be more interesting. Eldar too because their physiology is weird as hell, so the taste ought to be quite something.

>They can never get the shininess right, though.
You sure?

>>13097842
There is at least one mention of them being cooked by regular guardsmen. Not sure what the circumstances were.
What sdo the SM even eat?

Hotroot soup.

>>13097713
And this too.

Treasureberries from The Land in the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever.

Anyone remember that simpsons epside at the fairground where they are pumping oil and grease and butter into a sandwich?

>>13099783

>>13099795
>>13097731
So much butter!
Maybe without the poison on the eclair.

My girlfriend's home cooking.

>>13097607
hmmm i wonder what nationality could be behind this post

>>13097607
>multiple burgers

>>13097316
Everlasting Gobstopper

>>13097911
>hotroot soup
Is that from Redwall? Reading those feast scenes as a kid was amazing. Always made me hungry.

The cheese and crackers, with tea from Wallace and Gromit. Also the toast with the jam.

>>13100291
Wallace himself said that that mooncheese was not very good.

>>13100296
Listen.
L i s t e n
>stop

The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, of course.

>>13097316
binging with babish plz go.

>>13097607
Fuck off Randy Bobandy

>>13100170
God dammit anon I came to ck to have a fun memory before going to bed.

>>13099795
>>13100081
Sneed

Apples from Stronghold because they are somehow nutritious enough for people to sustain themselves just on them.

mods pls move this thread to >>>/trash/ for a laugh

>>13097607
Lardass detected.

>>13097641
she's so cute fuuuck

>>13097316
I wanna eat some anime pussy

>>13097316
love and affection. but also the bugs that timon and pumba eat.

>fictional food
>roasted meat
>cheeseburgers
>fictional food

>>13097713
basato e rossopillolato

>>13097325
>>13097354
Beware of the itis

Anime meat

OP mentions fiction. Zoomers immediately start babbling about tv shows rather than books.

>>13101349
>Anime vegetables

there's only one correct answer to this thread.

>>13101585
As expected of homegrown vegetables

>>13097316
The Glen Was from Accepted

i always post this but a redwall feast. i know most if not all of the foods are real and can be eaten but the cozy atmosphere of the abbey's main hall filled with friends and loved ones drinking and dining is something that always made me feel warm as a kid

Any fast-food sandwich that looks just like the one on the TV commercial. I'd pay $100 for a Big Mac that looks just like pic related.

>>13100141
Eddy was retarded for shutting it down. It’s literally summer, why the fuck would you not sell ice pops?

>>13097607
>all the sad anorexics replying to this post

>>13097316
Dungeon Meshi

>>13101074
nice reference

Melange

>>13097607
>>13097616
>>13100188
>>13100225
Brit here, I often order two cheap burgers from McDonald's, the saver menu ones. So I often get a double cheeseburger and a mayo chicken, and no chips. More protein, fewer carbs.

If I was getting a meal (usually Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal) then I wouldn't get a second burger. But yeah, sometimes I just get two saver menu burgers, because together they cost £2.50, and they're not that big, and they're tasty as fuck.

Also I weigh 65kg so no I'm not fat.

>>13102253
That doesn't count. I do the same, but it's because it's mcdonalds and we're also not getting chips n shit. If you were gonna get two burgers at spoons you'd be a fat fuck.
I'm 48kg btw (174cm).

its probably disgusting but i want to try it anyways

>>13097713
Mon nigga

>>13102216
Based. People who scoff at eating animal brains are brainlets themselves

>>13097316
How did they make honey look so fucking good on Winnie the Pooh?

Also the gray stuff from Beauty and the Beast (it's delicious).

Slurm

Tomacco

>>13102298
>48kg
Either you're a girl or underage...

>>13101975
this
I usually get two cheeseburgers from mcdonald’s if I go.
that’s still less calories than a single big mac

>>13097910
Because I suspect those pampered Ethereals are basically Kobe steaks from space.
Kroot look like they need to braise all day to be even remotely tender.

>>13097607
Only if they are getting two mcdonald's cheeseburgers/hamburgers which are not very substantial. I have never witnessed someone order more than one burger other than that.

>>13101585
bugs... easy on the carrots

>>13102244
Dune made me try a little cinnamon in my coffee. It's not bad.

I always wanted to try Victory Gin from 1984.
I know it's not supposed to taste very good but the way it's described as "oily" intrigues me.

Webkinz food

>>13097616
I'm a 40kg (that's 88lbs) skeleton and even I usually get 2 burgers when I go to McDonalds. And no, I don't have a "fast metabolism", I restrict my calories to 1400/day (maintenance for me).

That's more than 3 Double Cheeseburgers.
I simply don't get fries/coke with them.

Dinosaur meat from Dragon Ball

>>13101100
>being an applecuck in SH instead of maximizing your use of space with based wheat

>>13102892
Ethereals have mind control crystals in their skulls so good luck getting the psychic contamination out of the flesh

Unironically giant cockroach from MIB

>>13097316

Eggs Woodhouse from Archer. Also most of the food from the anime Food Wars.

>>13097713
mah Gaulish nigga

Really, any strong health potion. My hypothetical health bar is probably only 70% full and I'd like to experience the jarring felling of instantly topping that off.

>>13101585
we both know damn well eating is not the only thing you'd do with anime vegetables, faggot

>>13103782
Estus is literal liquid fire though

Whammy Burger

>>13097354
The donut-burger is really not a bad idea. As long as you're making the donut itself in-house and aren't putting too much glaze (if any at all DESU) then it's really just a burger on a yeast-bun, which is delicious.

And a bacon-cheeseburger is the perfect combo too. The sweetness and yeast-flavor ought to pair perfectly with the smokey-fatty flavor of the meat and cheese.

Like anon said though, one at a time. Would probably make great sliders actually.

>>13101591
POLLOS

The kanker burger from ed edd n eddy

>>13097316
health and mana pots

>>13097316
if you have never had a Doogie Howser, then you don't know what you're missing

>>13097626
>t.

>>13101681
The ingredients would all be half dangling out of the bun. That's how they get those to look like that. But go ahead and pay $100 for that, chump.

>>13102865
I'm 21 and a solid 10kg of that weight is made up by my penis. I'm just hilariously underweight. I only eat twice a day and that's a step up from before.

The turkish delights from Narnia.

>>13104958
They're literally just Turkish delight, anon.

>>13101660
>>13103791
I'm failing to understand the implication.

>>13097316
Skooma

>>13104958
Lokum is real and just about as addicting as the one in Narnia was

bugs bunnies sweet little ass

>>13097607
are we talking restaurant burgers that are like 9oz of beef, or fast food burgers that are paper thin?

>>13097587
>>13097595
>>13097864
>>13101349
>>13103782
good answers

>SMB 1-up mushroom
>Cartoon pizza that stretches super long
>All of the jawbreaker varieties in ed edd n eddy
>That gigantic megafucker of a burrito on Dexter's Lab

>>13097316
The beer from The Green Dragon in Lord of the Rings. Always figured it might taste like Kilkenny.

>>13106011
I bet Fred would think about that waitress while giving it to Wilma. That's when he was bored of thinking about Betty, of course.

For me, it's Lembas cooked by mommy Galadriel.

>>13106117
People get crazy about secret ingredients for this, but the obvious answer is that he gets beef from dry land. That would be the biggest secret for these guys. It's sad that this isn't obvious to most people.

>>13103831
I forget the name of the Phoenix sports bar that actually serves it

>>13106124
Its posidons power powder (MSG)

>>13097599
You WILL eat the bugs

>>13106011
if i could ever get a time machine, first stop would be to Bedrock to get some brontosaurus ribs holy shit

>>13097316
I worked at a restaurant that had a big kahuna burger on the menu

>ctrl+f "strudel"
>0/0
yikes

Start it off with a pan-galactic gargle blaster before the meal, followed with a butterbeer

Starter of hotroot soup

Main of roast beast and bbq'd oliphaunt trunk, side of Sam's taters.

Dessert is tubby custard, followed by the with the mad hatter

>>13101074
>Sneed
lol

>>13107238
>tarentino
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson as well you pretentious fucking no nothing.
You realize that all Tarintino’s movies are racemixing degenerate propaganda right?
Bet you dont care, Jamal fucks your girl and lets you watch? Im sure you will be even happier when he says you get to raise the mutt kid when he dips.

FUCK I hope you get exactly what you want. Cuck

>>13107715

Basically anything from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

>>13106029
>>13107750
based

>>13107715
>Cuck
Sick burn, dude. No way he's going to recover from that.

the white cake from django, idk it just looked good af

>>13101349
Turns out the original manga meat is from Hajime Ningen Gyatoruzu, roughly analogous to The Flintstones, and it represented mammoth ribs.

>>13097316
pussy

>>13107823
Wanna know something cool?

Noone asked for your opinion. Not a damn person in this thread said “oh you know who i want to reply to my post to validate it? This guy.”
Because no one in the world wants your opinion or gives a shit about what you think. People who know you know that your opinion is hot garbage, you know they only pretend to like you so you dont kill them when they snap right?
And people who dont know you. Well kid, they know just based off your look you are a know nothing waste of space.
If you dissipated into nothing right now, not a single thing would change in the world.

>>13097316
for me it's Anne Boonchuy's armpit sweat

>>13101739
Holy fucking shit I didn't ask for these feels

>>13097316
Not really fictional, but mammoth.

>>13097815
weren't they made of sawdust? I image Poop Cola would be alright though

>>13107928
>Noone asked for your opinion.

He did? Cool!

a delicious meal cooked by a woman

>>13097316
Everything on honeyduke's trolley from the train scene

>>13107928
Lay off the meth for awhile there Billy Bob.

>>13108120
That picture gave me the 'Beetus.

>>13108108
After reading the clan of the cave bears and all of it's following novels, I too would love to try Mammoth meat. I imagine it's very greasy and maybe very chewy. I bet hunting one and chopping it up into pieces is a monstrous job.

(pic of elephant hit by train being carved into meat.)

>>13097316
I always wondered what was in this sandwich...
I think its tuna salad w/ tomato.

>>13107715
>I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson as well you pretentious fucking no nothing.
Anderson's never made a bad film in his career. You might not like that, you might even find that angering and upsetting, but it's true.

>>13097607
post your bmi, fatass

The buffet in Jurassic Park. I hear they made some sequels, but there weren't any buffets so I didn't bother watching them.

Special mention for the limited edition Wonker Bars that came out during the release of the Tim Burton remake, which can't be as good as I remember, but I miss them all the same. They were also real so don't count.

>>13107715
the fuck you on, schizo poster?

>>13108140
good lord
imagine having to deal with the pelt too

>>13097599
EAT

>>13108143
Looks more like bologna and cheese to me.

>>13101965
It's not a part of his (((plans))).

>>13107715
that's enough day drinking, anon. get yourself some help, it only gets worse from here

I wanna try that goopy runny snot stuff they had to eat in the Matrix. They said it didn't really have a flavor but felt like runny eggs if you closed your eyes, but also it has all the vitamins and nutrients you need. I bet it wouldn't be too bad with some salt and pepper.

>>13107715
I feel like this man has a Blacked dot com subscription that he claims is for "researching Jewish tactics".

>>13108199
>I hear they made some sequels, but there weren't any buffets so I didn't bother watching them.
bloody hell my sides, and checked

the frog dog from the 90s buddy cop movie The Hard Way starring based James Wood and Michael J Fox:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QJkemnr_cY

>>13109230
That made me think of the meatball subs in Point Break.

https://youtu.be/madmJUo4T2E

imagine the smell

I miss these lil niggas...

>>13109316
>The fastest way to a man's heart is through his arteries!

>>13097749
Boars don't exist anymore, you retard. We domesticated what was left of them into pigs.

>>13109557
Sucks that we had to get rid of wolves when we started raising dogs, too. Oh well.

These. Apparently they're real now but I've never had one. I'd also imagine they don't taste like what my brain has them tasting like.

>>13097713
Daam that takes me back, when i was a kid i used to dream about eating that. Thank you for that.

>>13097316
Frobscottle

>>13097316
One of Princess Peach's freshly baked cakes.

For me, it's the Krabby Patty.

>>13106565
bruh

Tomacco

Don't act like you wouldn't try one

>>13109831
Relatedly, chef's salty chocolate balls

>>13097607
Mutt

>>13109839
Oh fuck yes had forgotten about those

>>13109557
You're stupid
t. lives in an area with wild boar

>>13109821
From what we saw in the episode it's apparently somewhat thick and it looks citrus flavored. I'm guessing Slurm would be like sprite flavored cream soda.

>>13109557
First off pic related. Secondly yes there absolutely are wild boar still all over the place. Wild boar meat is delicious. We oen them sometimes but mostly its kills of opportunity when we're actually out looking for deer or gator.
t. grew up in the okefenokee swamp

>>13109905
And the goddamn pic

>>13109588
Yeah. They should taste green. I bet the real ones are just chocolate bars with some cream.

>>13109230
holy shit where to cop this car?

*blocks your path*

>>13109978
I am going to kill myself

>>13109925
1977 Lincoln Mark V

>>13109925
That's about a '75 Lincoln Continental Mk V, with a custom "Versailles" front end by a company called Grandeur (heh...). There may have been a couple other places that would build them. It's basically a 20" (I think) stretch, like a limo, but ahead of the firewall. Notorious for breaking in two right at the A-pillar. I've never seen one for sale. I've seen later-year Lincoln sedans with this nose on them come up about once every 10 years. Pretty rare, but only because most of them fell apart and went to the crusher. They're a novelty. Pimp-tastic, though!

>>13109978
*walk around it because it’s fucking nothing

>>13109987
thanks
>>13109988
thanks and checked. I knew there was a reason I noticed that car...my first car was a 92 Continental, and that thing rode like a ship on clouds in a dream. Still my favorite car I ever had. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

>>13097316
that motherfuckin colored whipped cream paste from hook movie

>>13109905
>t. grew up in the okefenokee swamp
did you grow up eating rattlesnake meat, drinkin' homemad brew?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW5rDat8lgQ

>>13109588
right in my fucking nostalgia

>>13106520
>posidons power powder
Poseidon's powder = cocaine brah

>>13109557
They are a major invasive species in the South

>>13097316
This and any of the special Lon Lon milks in the LoZ series

>>13097607
Ummm

>>13097325
For me it was grandad's pork swine delight at the start of the episode
>pig knuckles glazed in honey
>pig tongue marinated in butter for two days
>chitlins soaked in hot sauce, drizzled with mayonnaise and set to harden on the back porch in 3 pounds of cheddar cheese
Absolutely mouth-watering. However I could not find any info on whether hardening chitlins in cheese is a thing blacks do or if its just grandad being grandad

Literally anything off the menu from a George Kamitani video game

>>13100291
>Wensleydale
If I ever see that over here in the states I'm gonna buy it without a second thought

>>13101585
>>13104987
Are you aware carrots and radishes/turnips actually exist? You can buy some today, or get fresher and tastier ones from the farmer's market this weekend.

>>13110788

>>13110791

>>13109588
Yeah I saw them at FYE last week.

>>13110386
Rattlesnake meat on occasion yes, also delicious. I love reptile meat and gator is my favorite. And absolutely we had homemade hooch. I have a couple cousins that operate a still and I try to keep a couple quarts of moonshine.

>>13108140
>Chappelle just standing there not even helping.

>>13109557
I wonder what nationality could be behind this post

>>13097616
my skinny ass twink boyfriend will eat like 4 hamburgers easily
or a entire pizza

>>13110788
>>13110791
>>13110795
I'd like to try those fat titties on my peepeee.

>>13097713
hell yeah mah man

>>13097316
estus soup sounds really nice

>>13110670
>Chateau_Romani.
i've always imagined it tasted like a really rich vanilla rum or egg nog

>>13097607
Depends what kind of burger we're talking about here. Two or three McDonald's singles is one thing, but if you're buying more than one burger from Five Guys, you're a fatass.

>>13106493
I live in St. Louis, and a local AAA baseball team has sold them at their stadium for years. Always seemed like a disgusting thing to eat in the sun during a summer baseball game, but they definitely sell a bunch.

>>13111613
>St. Louis, and a local AAA baseball team
I wouldn't consider Indianapolis "local" to STL.

Gateway Grizzlies are CanAm League (unaffiliated with MLB). Level of play is comparable to MiLB A-Advanced or AA. Regardless, I hear it's a nice park.

>t. MiLB geek

>>13111723
Yeah, my mistake. I'm certainly not a big baseball guy. It really is a nice park, which is odd, since it's in a worthless bit of floodplain called Sauget over near East St. Louis.

I don't love baseball, but I occasionally go to Grizzlies games because I can park 50 feet from the gate, get multiple beers, and eat till I'm full for about the same price as a single cardinals ticket. Food's generally better than Busch Stadium, too, though they've been trying to add gourmet and local options up there.

>>13111882
>I don't love baseball, but I occasionally go to Grizzlies games because I can park 50 feet from the gate, get multiple beers, and eat till I'm full for about the same price as a single cardinals ticket.
That's what I love about minor league ball. I bought 2 half-season tickets (35 games) for the local A-Advanced team for $350. I'm 4 rows back, under the overhang, looking straight down the first base line. Season ticket holders get a lot of additional spiffs: parking is included (vs. $5), discount on store stuff, 3-4 special events per season, etc.

I know Sauget. I'm working on the Cargill grain elevator in ESL, directly across from the Arch. That's dead-hooker-dumpin' territory right there.

>>13111904
You an Indians buff? My wife likes to go to sporting events and we go to Indians games a few times a season. Unfortunately they don't have remarkable food, but I always get ice cream and cheap beer on Thursdays.

>>13112359
I'm originally from KC, so my only lifelong allegience is to the pitiful-of-late Royals. Outside of that, if it's not the Yankees or Red Sox, I kind of like them all. I do like Cleveland more than, say, Dodgers.

>>13111546
or rumchata but it has to be some next level stuff to give that magic and health restoration

>>13112448
Do you like the Astros, anon?

>>13112844
Yeah, but I think the Nasties have their number.

the steak from the matrix

>>13100612
That's what I always fill my flask with when I play bartender.

>>13109327
There we go.

>>13110121
Came here to post this, thanks anon.

A juicy squig from Warhammer 40k

>>13105749
>chernobyl
wew

>>13105749
How the fuck did Atlanta get it's own? And why that dark red? Possibly coke logo red? Should have been basketball american brown.

Cobra's Pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCxiP4blwmo

Th is. This right here.

>>13108108
>>13108140
I really want to eat mammoth too. First thing I think when it comes up. Is that some old instinct kicking in.

>>13097316
The way Lager is portrayed in Animé.

>>13108143
he's obviously just eating two slices of dry bread
it's him we're talking about after all

I would love to get a few sips of genuine Romulan Ale when staring out into space, sunken in thought.

The military would love to have Senzu beans though, fills a man for a week and heals all injuries, even amputated legs/arms.

>>13109821
I always imagined this would just taste like baja blast

>>13107238
strudel isn't fiction you dumbo
t. austrian

>>13101074
based

>>13102865
You’ll notice from people posting their height/weight on 4channel that either a good portion of them are afraid of being called fat so they post hilariously low weights or there is a ton of authentically tiny “grown men” that weigh less than 140lbs.

I can't find any recipes than can elegantly combine fish, cheese, and pumpkin into a single soup

>>13118041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41NVfSffhc
this recipe looks decent, and the guy likes it a lot at the end
I've never seen him before though so I can't attest to his taste

This looked so damn good.

>>13101744

>>13101125
So true. That prison meal looked fucking top notch. Way better than whatever slop Tommy's mother was serving up at midnight.

>>13103831
The ideal donut bun is a Krispy Kreme glazed, fuck that in house donut shit.

>>13097911
Based

>>13118777
It's a real place idiot

>>13110787
>Are you aware carrots and radishes/turnips actually exist?
You must be fun at parties.

>>13107750
what about the inside of Gene Wilder's soft lips.

>>13097316
the krabby patty because spongebob is my favourite cartoon of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_VyJdT6eaE

>>13097607
dios mio! la creatura americana!

>>13115224
thats not fictional

>>13100296
i can say different because just look at it when he eats it it looks so sexy and tasty and hnng

>>13109557
>Wolves don't exist anymore, you retard. We domesticated what was left of them into dogs.
>Monkeys don't exist anymore, you retard. What was left of them evolved into humans.

>>13102485
Enjoy your protein infection Einstein.

and wash it down with a can of crab juice

>>13120237
prions means flavor

>>13117210
live and wriggling

>>13097316
There's a Big Kahuna in Imperial Beach, Ca

>>13101241
>not choosing the superior Scrab Cakes

>>13120631
I wonder what they taste like

>>13110739
fun fact wensleydale cheese was going to stop being produced because nobody was buying it. Then the Wallace and Gromit shows happened and the huge popularity boost due to it being Wallace's favorite cheese basically kept the cheese in production. When the movie came out, wensleydale cheese saw an increase in sales of 23%. The only reason it was picked as his cheese was because it looked funny when Wallace said it due to the animation.

>>13097599
they made lion king mud n bugs cereal and it was amazing.

>>13120838

>>13097616
I am 25, 160lbs and 5,8. I usually have 2 or 3 in a sitting.

Fresh blue zootabagas from Allegra's Window.

>>13101074
Formerly chucks

>>13101591
Honestly this. I haven't been to the actual restaurant in New Mexico but the statement in the show about the chicken being zesty and spicy has stuck with me

Manna from the bible

The sandwiches in Scooby Doo always looked fucking awesome.

qorfu

>>13120645
That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. Ain't never had one myself. How are they?

>>13120645
Yeah except you have to go to IB to get there

>>13097354
>Galze

>>13118825
This. All I want is 60s mafioso prison cooking

>>13121263
What are those dumpling things the father slurps up in the beginning? Or is all that food fictional?

scooby snacks

>>13103798
>>13103782
I'd imagine it tastes like strong, smoky hot tea

>>13121228
fucking thank you, i've been trying to remember what that fucking show was called for ages

>>13097316
krabby patty

>>13122169
no idea, it doesn't look like a real thing
I always thought it was some kinda stuffed onion but it's got little like.. wings? feet?

Dunno why but always wanted to have zoombini pizza.

>>13122690
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>13101678
Redwall was peak comfy.

>>13109816
Someone made it by grafting tomato plants onto tobacco plants. I think it contains a lethal dose of nicotine though so you can't eat it.

>>13101744

agree and dubs checked

>>13108140
I would like to fuck that girl in the butt

>>13100255
Hotroot is probably garlic, ya?

>>13107290
Butterbeer tastes like shit.

>>13108140
you also have to bury it so it rots in a way that is safe to eat.
very labor

>>13125611
could be horseradish or ginger

>>13117210
I'd like to share some Kanar with Damar, and get a bottle of green too.

>>13105647
I unironically love the rose flavored originals.

>>13097316
Ribs. I can't find them served anywhere. One time I ordered ribs at a restaurant and I received spine bones.

>>13097316
I don't know what this shit is but I've always thought it looked good.

Anybody know what this is. because it looks pretty fucking tasty?

Lembas bread Mr Frodo

>>13102313
>Watched this as a kid
>Wrote my own recipe for absurd candy
>Read a recipe to my class at one point
>My teacher calls my parents and asks if they would like to give me a test for autism

all the food from dragons crown

>>13102253
Nobody fucking cares fucking snaggletooth oi bloody suck my dick for tea buccemi lookin ass fucking big fucking cunt ,mate I rape ur mum mu boy

>>13125599
I second that fair notion

>>13106011
i must have seen this episode decades ago but i still remember the dread from seeing the steak fall into the liquid asphalt