/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13095596
Poor menu choice.

>>13095614
>poor menu choice
There are over a dozen things you could be referring to. Care to explain?

Are you the guy with the autistic sesame street girl bowl?

>>13095690
Abby was introduced almost a decade before Julia.

>>13095596
Are you the Xbox one competition guy?

>>13095707
It's an Xbox One X Eclipse "Bundle".

How fat are you

>>13095696
So is that a yes?

what are you trying to win?

>>13095765
Life - or maybe death? I honestly slacked off on my studies when it came to the Bible and Lacan.

>>13095596
Hold on, you went to TB and got a beef boat meal AND went somewhere else to get wings and a salad? This shit better not be for one person.

>>13095787
It's called everything in moderation.

>>13095776
>Bible and lacan
Based

>>13095596
You have good taste in whisky at least.

>>13095918
I think I have pretty good taste all around. I used to fly a lot when I was little and bloody marys were always comforting. Now I just get dizzy a lot, so I thought the michelada might help - if you were wondering how that fits in.

>>13095596
>>13095689
>>13095997
No bowl? Disappointed, Mr. Car Flask. Also you're never going to win the Xbox One X because they gave it away for free to a guy who doesn't even like video games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1VVCAe0oFE

>>13096130
What does a zoomer e-celeb have to do with the chances of winning? There's a winner every 10 minutes - it says so right on the box.

>>13097062
>believing corporate lies
What a fool you are.

What's your height and weight?

>>13095870
>moderation
Looks like that is where the failure is.

Guarantee this fat faggot is 400+ pounds.

>>13097067
>multi-billion dollar company jews people out of a few xboxs

>>13097062
Man, I wanted to check out the exact wording on this but apparently Taco Bell black Europeans from viewing their website. That's kind of wild.

I was specifically wondering; do they claim someone wins an Xbox every ten minutes, or are they counting smaller prices like gift cards for tacos etc. in that statistic? Because that seems like a lot of consoles.

>>13097196
>one winner will be chosen every 10 minutes on average
There are no smaller prizes.

>>13097203
Thanks for clearing that up.

are you like 400 pounds? that is one of the most subhuman spreads of food i've seen on here

>>13095997
Why does everyone assume that if you eat Taco Bell you must be obese? It's widely considered to be the healthiest fast food.

>>13097771
>Taco Bell
>widely considered to be the healthiest fast food.

>>13097771
nigga just buy an xbox
or maybe not your mind has obviously been twisted by loot boxes to even attempt this

>>13097796
>just buy an xbox
That's what everyone told me last year. I ended up getting a Switch and it was definitely the right choice. I want the fancy xbox, but it's not really about the fancy xbox.
>didn't win again

>>13097771
>[Citation needed.]

>>13097988
https://www.businessinsider.com/taco-bell-as-a-healthy-fast-food-chain-2016-2

>>13097979
First and last time buying this particular grocery store fried chicken. I've broken down hundreds of chickens, and yes I finished the car flask before even getting home, but I still don't know what part this is supposed to be.

>>13095596
Jesus this is the standard ASU diet.

>>13098165
Sometimes they over-fry the bread and it kind of ruins the experience. Fortunately they typically half ass things because they're lazy.

>>13097771
Its not that he got Taco Bell, its that he got a TB meal, wings, and a salad. You have to be fucking massive to eat all that. Each one of those things is a full meal by themselves.

Protip: having a salad doesn't negate all the other unhealthy food, plus the dressing will be pure fat too.

post scale pic fatass

>>13095596
by reading the rules it seems like they give the code out to the first person that enters the code after they open up a reward. and they open up a reward every 10 minutes. so you should type in your code at weird times when nobody else would be doing it instead of when you are at popular times

OP I didn't win today either.

Who the fuck eats these double chalupas? I ate the hard shell taco but don't really want the chalupa.

>>13095596
What a shitty thread. I unironically hope you die in your sleep.

>>13099441
>hope you die in your sleep
T-thanks, anon. You too.

>>13099593
You ever cum in the Abby Cadabby bowl and dip your burrito in it?

>>13099593
Taco Bell chips are completely devoid of flavor, but they're still better than adding those ghost pepper chips, which just don't taste very good. They're pretty much just a dip delivery system and add a nice crunch.
>>13099601
Didn't even know the character's name before you started obsessing over it.

>>13095689
They fucked up your chalupa

What do you think about this guy >>13099004 trying to steal your thunder by totally copying your style?

>>13099865
How so? Other than overfrying the shell, which I'd already mentioned?
>>13099376
I actually think they're pretty good. I picked up a couple regular chalupa boxes a few months ago because the 5 layer alone pretty much made it a good deal, but the double chalupa is actually good (when done right) while I've never had a single that wasn't disappointing.

>>13100161
So you take a bite out of the burrito and then out chips and guac into the hole? You're weird, bro.

>>13100171
It's not that weird; Taco Bell has plenty of items that put a hard shell inside of a soft one, or add chips/strips. There are people who actually open up the burrito, add their fire sauce, and then attempt to close it back up - or even squirt a little on directly out of the packet before each bite. That's fucking crazy, man.

>>13100187
You should spread a layer of guac and chips of the outside of the burrito and eat it that way.

>>13095776
No zizek? What a fag.

>>13100248
Žižek was a fun read ~15 years ago, mostly for how he simplifies things and makes fun cultural references, but he's kind of a hack at this point (just imagine sitting through a 6 hour amphetamine fueled Žižek rant you can barely understand - because of his accent). He styles himself as the post-Lacanian Adorno, and frequently takes shots at Adorno, but he's nowhere near in the same league.

>>13100298
>that bowl
Anon, I...

>>13100298
The Taco Bell app has always been batshit bonkers, but after dozens of updates it's kind of starting to make sense. Then I get this screen where the only extra charge is 10 cents to sub a hard shell taco for a soft, and the price somehow goes up a dollar ten. It was $5 and tax at the checkout, but their app is still absurd.

>>13095596
Is the box in your area $5 or $6? I want to know because the ones in the tri-city area over here bumped the price up.

>>13100649
Here's tonight's haul.
>>13100473
>4 books anon could comment on and he goes straight for sesame street
Based low IQ poster.
>>13100670
It's $5. I'm by no means country bumpkin flyover, but the only times I've seen fast food marked up a dollar was in Manhattan and the Bay area.

>>13100734
Other than mealy tomatoes the double chalupa looks on point tonight.

>>13100779

>>13100899
I've resigned myself to just getting an iced tea if I have to choose a beverage and drinking it the next morning. Also, Port Brewing is probably the most underrated brewery in the country.