/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13094769
I'm craving tendies and fries now..

>>13094769
50 Shades of Brown

>>13094769
Looks like shit but good god is it good

Canes is fucking shit

>>13094769
it's so good bros... why don't we have it in america...

>>13094769
this made my peepee hard

>>13094769
I've never had curly fries that were good, it's always undersalted bland bullshit

>>13094894
Canes fries are the only thing that look like shit.. even then they actually retain their freshness quite well even when cold, almost like a potato chip but the tendies are actually very good.. it isn't cheap tho.. the sauce is just peppered ketchup/mayo plus some other subtle but nice flavor. Lemonade is up there too

I wish slop o shit wasn't a banned phrase because it describes my favorite genre of food: one where it's not possible to quantify how much you're eating. No "one of this" no "two of those." I just want to stuff my face with a big slop o shit, especially when there's potatoes involved

>>13094983
Isn't that just pretty much a chicken gyro?

Does tonkotsu shoyu count as a slop o' shit?

>>13094769
I had Cane's a few weeks ago and I was fairly disappointed. They put my chicken in an aluminum pan and all the steam made the breading soggy.

>>13095621
those aren't curly fries my dude

I miss it so much but it's too high-calorie and high-sodium for me to be eating anymore.

>>13095844
You can easily cut down the calories and salt by half without affecting the taste.

>>13095703
Banned phrase? What?

>>13095890
It's filtered if you type out "of". Slop o shit was a little meme for like 2 days before some butthurt faggot mod banned it.

>>13094769
the bottom layer is macaroni salad

>>13095703
Slop o’ shit is more fun anyway

>>13094894
hmmm chedar or what's the sauce?

>>13095743
shoyu my dick

>>13096744
kek

>>13096642
>literally a bowl of slop
i would not eat this one

>>13094769
What's the appeal of this kind of stuff? I'm just wondering.

>>13096937
>fried meat and starch dipped in fatty sugary vinegary sauce
>I don’t get it
One day you’re going to beat anorexia

>>13096937
..it tastes good? are you stupid?

>>13096529
I like how the mods ban slop o shit but not all the meme words that are actually ruining discussion on this site (ie. ___pilled, anything related to soi, cringe, based, NPC, reddit, etc)
The words I listed above lead to lazy discussion. Instead of giving an actual opinion people just repeat based/cringe/redpilled whatever. Reddit accusations derail on-topic threads entirely. These are problems that ruin this website as a whole.
>inb4 newfag redditor
I was here before reddit was ever a boogieman.

Lentil stew. Or any kind of indian food. Only if it was made by a white man or a pajeet who has an understanding of basic hygiene.

>>13096642
>Garbage plate
Mah nigga
Where do you go for yours, fellow Rochesterian?

>>13096769
Poor taste
The meat hot sauce on top is patrician

>>13094769
That isn't a slop of anything newfag.

>>13094983
>it's so good bros

>>13094894
>>13096656
These look like Rally/Checkers Fries

>>13095751
They used to have proper prep and serving methods to keep things crispy, but since they've expanded they don't give a shit. Sad fall from grace.

>>13094769
Id destroy that, what is the sauce?

>>13096642
>bottom layer
my dick oh god macaroni salad

>>13097003
Dirt

>>13095621
When youre so retarded.

>>13095671
It's like $8 for a box combo, how poor are you

>>13094983
Because we dont take every sand nigger that wants to come here.

>>13097600
8 dollars for a box of soggy shit and sugar water.

>>13097722
>buying fast food and expecting quality

>>13097772
For 8 dollars I could make my own tendies. That's no longer fast food. I expect a level of quality that exceeds my own abilities.

>>13095733
American living in Germany. Not to nitpick, but the difference between an American schwarma or gyro and a Döner Kebab is huge.

Gyro is typically lamb (or beef + lamb mixture) in a very soft flatbread folded like a taco. Veggies are tomato, lettuce, onion, sometimes cucumber. Sauce is usually Tzatziki.

Döner is either chicken or veal (chicken is definitely the standard option though) in a grilled piece of spread that is split open, so not a taco shape but a pocket filled with stuff. Veggies are multiple types of cabbage, tomato, and raw onion. Sauce is garlic sauce, and usually a little bit of powdered pepper.

Sounds similar but very different tastes, especially in terms of the meat. Overall I'd prefer a Döner most times but I would give the edge to American-Style gyros when made from lamb.

>>13097794
What's the groumette of fast food that isn't fast food? I've gone to Big Al's and that shit's bomb to me

theres a place around here that serves something called the "magic mountain", it's like poutine but worse for you

>>13096990
The only word of that bunch that I use is based because I like it for some dumb reason. But you're spot on. It's almost like the people running this site want to keep discussion watered down and keep the userbase fighting and acting like retards.

>>13097997
It's a race to the bottom when you start censoring words. People find replacements and workarounds, because just filtering speech doesn't filter individuals that use it- especially when they can endlessly ban-evade. The mods have probably accepted the doomed state of this site, and only filter the newest extremely forced memes from off-site users.

>>13095703
Shut up, you sIop of shit.

>>13094769

>>13098108
Dump this entire tray onto a pan, bake it for 10 more minutes in the oven at 300F.

>>13096990
Downvoted

>>13097173
>he doesn’t care about my face being posted
>haha le ebin meme
>INCLUDE ME IN THE CAP!!!
I used to love 4chan screenshots but every single one since 2014 has been fucking cancer because the only autistic faggots willing to put these together anymore are reddit niggers who can’t wait to show off their ebin find

>>13096990
The mods on /ck/ are faggots, they continuously shit on perfectly good threads and then ignore blatant rule breaking.
I’ve seen underage faggots on here, I’ve seen porn on here, I’ve seen all sorts of shit on here. It never gets deleted as fast as the slightly “off-topic threads” that usually are far more related to food.

Examples: anything to do with drugs, alcohol, /ck/ as a whole, 4chan as a whole, etc

>>13097173
I especially love this one because i guarantee that almost everyone on this website looks like a fatter/skinnier version of this guy.

>>13098528
>4chan
>white
It's not 2010. We're a minority now.

>>13098122
Looks like it's chili fries with pastrami from The Hat in southern California. Trust me, it's hot enough. They dump the cheese on right before giving it to you but it all melts by the time you start eating it. It doesn't need any further heating, everything is already freshly cooked.

>>13098528

Actually I'm attractive just anti social

>>13098528
If everyone on the internet still looked like that it’d still be good

>>13098618
>actually I'm attractive

>>13098618
>tfw decent face shape but terrible skin from a decade of severe acne, and heavy bags under your eyes
I'd be better off as a girl, since they can cover all of that with makeup. Guys are expected to have good looks naturally. I'm not a Hollywood makeup artist that can make my face look like I have no makeup.

>>13094903
>he gets the sandwich
>doesn't sub slaw for bread bob style and take one strip and make his own sandwich
Get a load of this guy

>>13097003
Lentil soup is based. Simple af yet full of flavor if you spice it up.

>>13096765
simple as

>>13098528
Found the OP

>>13097883
I think places that serve Doner around here typically look like that pic and meet your Doner description, with the exception that they DO typically use pita flatbread instead of a split piece of grilled bread. Only one place I've ever tried had that style with the grilled bread. Most other places serve both gyro and Doner so just stock one type of bread, I guess?

Main difference is lettuce and the sauce, Imo. The rest might not be authentic but it's fucking close enough.

>>13098653
You could look into chemical peels, microdermabrasion, and fraxel laser treatments of different intensities. Even microdermabrasion on the more gentle side could greatly improve the acne scarring. My mother and stepmother both had some pretty severe scarring and ended up with practically normal skin afterwards. It's just that the more intense treatments take more time and care to heal, so several less harsh treatments over time may be a good way to do it and spread the cost. Bags aren't easy to treat, but you may be able to get some improvement with skin treatments and red light therapy, which by the way (RLT) can completely clear up existing acne.

obligatory studio ghibli post

>>13096765
>>13096765
oh god, absolute perfection

>>13096656
Chili cheese

>>13098994
Thanks, I'll screencap your post and consider it.

>>13099062
This scene always resonated with me, even as an American kid. My parents would brazenly go and do whatever they wanted, even as my kid mind recognized that it was rude and unusual of them. To this day, Boomers are a mystery, even if Miyazaki didn't intend for that feeling.

>>13099062
youre just a pussy

>>13099248
Were you an only child

>>13099414
No, but my older sister was a nightmare creature who existed to belittle me like an abusive third parent. To this day I rarely communicate with her.

Mods actually banned me for this shit, wtf

>>13100345
lol

>>13100345
What the fuck. That's retarded.

>>13099248
This scene gave me nightmares. I watched this in Morocco as an American kid.

>>13096642
id smash

>>13096642
>mfw
>>13098618
Actually we talked it over and the verdict is in: you are undoubtedly the ugliest user on /ck/. Absolutely tragic, your blinding ugliness is.

>>13094769
what does the tendie dipping sauce taste like?

>>13097706
The turks are actually pretty moderate and their food is amazing

Its the north africans im afraid of

>>13096765
>fry up police on the premises
>see this
>tea nearly black
>fried tomatoes and mushrooms
>no white pudding
>two different toast shapes
>american bacon, not rashers

Mate you were lucky they didn't do you for that

>>13097173
>my

>>13097883
Dunno about in Germany, but I find gyros is usually pork or chicken where I live
t. Straightreek

>>13098108
The Hat's chili fries are delicious but destroy my rectum desu

>>13098189
>muh 2014
go back to plebbit false flag newnigger that pic was funny

>>13094983
I figured itd be all over your major cities

>>13100345
Get fukt newfag cringe blupilled soiboi numale reddit goyim bugman poster sneed XD

For me, it's deep fried koolaid balls

>>13098067
Soijacks of any variety should be an automatic 1 month ban from all boards.

>>13094983
Muh bro. I did some school in Germany and this was the best drunk food ever. I was in Norway a few weeks ago and I went on drunk hunts for them. Only found one proper one, and yes it was served by who you think. Still good

>>13097003
That gives some of my most egrigious farts. I only eat it before a long car trip with my wife. It makes her want to drive so she can control the windows.... the more you know, anons

>>13101628
Not him, but it really wasn't. You people have ruined this site.

>>13094769
That just makes me think of hard times when binging was one of life's only comforts. Also that's not enough chipotle mayo.

>>13094983
I don't like chicken, is there a pork version?

>>13094983
Do not want, have superior gyro

>>13094983
you do you stupid faggot. just because it's not on every other block like mcdicks doesn't mean you can't get it in literally fucking any urban area

>>13098108
Tops is better.

>>13104629
this dude binges

moco loco