/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13094515
You are beneath the notice of the Floridian master race, cucaracha. Enjoy your prole chow

>>13094530
>Florida
>good food
Laffs

>>13094515
>What’s your excuse for not living in the culinary capital of America?
I hate taxes and Mexicans and I love guns

>>13094515
dude, you know there are mexicans all over the place right? you can get authentic tacos pretty much anywhere, it's nothing to jerk yourself off over

>>13094537
Will never taste true seafood excellence or follow it up with real Key lime pie. Sad, many such cases.

Go eat a babby-tier california orange that was bred to be easy for your pudgy brown mexican fingers to peel rather than to burst with juicy flavor, sad one.

>>13094515
Wowie zowie now that’s a burrito!! Awooooogga awoooooggaaa!!! Humina humina humina ***taps foot repeatedly***

>>13094552
Do you know what a taco looks like because OPs pic ain’t a taco.
As for Mexicans, yeah, they get everywhere.

>>13094515
Theres authenthic mexican food literally all over the country

get off your high horse you autistic west coast nigger

>>13094537
Florida is all buffets and fat bastards in Bermuda shorts.

>>13094565
Those are the californians and midwesterners.

As for buffets I have no clue what you are talking about. Did your kids banish you to the Villages or something, Nana?

>>13094565
>fat bastards in Bermuda shirts
Drumpff’s Mar-a- Lago is in Florida so you’re probably not wrong
Definitely attracts that demographic

>>13094515
>Al Pastor
>>13094515
>What’s your excuse

I don't want to die at age 40

Imagine living in a fire schorched, economic trashpit and then having so few braincells that you would brag about the food you cant afford

>>13094574
>Californians
>fat
>visiting Florida
Doubtful

[laughs in Texan]

>>13094515
Wow Mexicans are so great! I hope they become 100% of my local demographics!

>>13094585
>take any food
>add cumin
>it’s now Texas cuisine
Weak

>>13094515
Good authentic Hispanic food is something I love just as much as some good flyover tex Mex. Both are good in their own right and aren't really comparable. What I'm saying is that you're an elitist faggot and you should kys.

Also you are gay btw, but you aren't sure if that makes a difference

>>13094590
The Californian begins to lash out at the Texan’s superiority, knowing even the bragged about Al Pastor in the opening of the thread is bigger and better in Texas.

>>13094579
Did this dude die??

>>13094595
Go felate Mexicans in Mexico and not here Pedro.

I don’t live somewhere for the food. If I seriously want your food, I’ll take a vacation day, fly there, eat it, and fly back. Vacation spots are nice but you shouldn’t actually move there lmao

>>13094598
Yeah, of a heart attack at age 40 due to clogged arteries.

Kind of ironic that he posted this 2 days before dropping dead.

>>13094584
Yeah everyone in California is skinny. And a model. And rich! And definitely not Mexican or does drugs.

>>13094614
>clogged arteries
foodlet

>>13094628
well the actual coroner report said "atherosclerosis" but we both know what that means.

this guy did nothing but tweet pics of himself eating greasy shit, and it caught up with him

>>13094595
>lashing out
Too chilled for that.
We leave the homo-aggressive chimp outs to our slow witted brethren from the east.

>>13094640
Did Guy Fieri issue a statement?

>>13094582
>schorched
What were you saying about brain cells, my third grade friend?

>>13094585
>circumcised a Texan by kicking his sister in the teeth

>>13094515
>What’s your excuse for not living in the culinary capital of America?
you mean new orleans?

>>13094692
>messing with texas

>>13094700
based

dont mess with little mexico

Arguing over who has the best Mexican food is like arguing who has the best tumor growth.
Both are a symptom of a problem and you miss the point completely by comparing how much blood you pass in urine.

>bragging about that awful looking wrap

>>13094661
"He took his last train to flavor town, he's brewing up batches of donkey sauce with the taste angels now"

>>13094821
Bet it tastes good tho'

>>13094640
Plus all the smoking, and binge drinking

>>13094661
"Today I say goodbye to one of the greatest friends and chefs I ever knew. He lived life to the fullest, and loved it all. We will miss you Carl."

>>13094515
lolno. California's idea of culinary innovation is putting french fries in a burrito, or kale on pizza. You've clearly never set foot in NYC, NOLA, or Chicago.

>>13094937
>clearly you've never set foot in these nigger infested shitholes
There but by the grace of God, anon.

>>13094515
Good thread OP. I prefer my Al Pastor street taco style though. Sorry cousin fuckers, Taco Bell doesn't count. And tex-mex is for boomer Chili's regulars.

>>13094937
California is a state not a city, but SF and LA are objectively food cities. The irony is a lot of those cities you named uses California produce. And get the fuck out of here with the "Chicago has good food bologna" it never has.

>>13094515
Looks like absolute shit.

>>13094989
>looks bad so it must taste bad
Children.

>>13094515
Burrito looks good but why would you get out 3 beers you can't drink 3 at once?

>>13094515
As a coasty idk why we’re hating, I almost got robbed by a black guy in a white neighborhood the other day. Called the cops and now there’s a cop there. I hope the comfort I feel around them is equal to the discomfort that they give niggers, but seriously life shouldn’t be like this, they’re getting bolder.

>>13094515
Eat pen0r , mossad

>>13097028
To show how much a hardcore foodie he is.

>>13094640
He was a fat fuck though, so the extent to which it was the food and the sheer amounts is hard to separate.

>>13094515
>Negra
I'm gonna say it!