/ck/ - Food & Cooking

When are you guys going to stop pretending that you don't like Pittsburgh style pizza
https://onebite.app/restaurant/betos-pizza-pittsburgh-pa-773e1c24/review/a31b1762-0772-4d51-9673-afff8b6bab47

what the fuck

I kinda want to try it now.

Laziness in pizza form.

>this is the pizza that wants to take our guns away

The culinary version of a shitpost/bait

>>13087190
Straight up thought it looked like spaghetti

Sucks like everything in Pittsburgh

>>13087190
>literally a giant pizza lunchable

>>13087190
Thought that place would be serving nothingburgers

>>13087698
>hehehe hey anon, look at this place
>burger place, what about it
>get it???
>n-no what do you mean

I love Beto's Pizza, they have the most unique style of pizza I have ever tried. They bake the crust with sauce on it in the oven and then throw delicious, thick and fresh cheese and toppings on it. Slowly as you eat some of the cheese begins to melt while some doesn't, it makes for a fun combination that sends you straight to Flavor Town! They also just recently remodeled the place and it is so much nicer, with a beautiful hip vibe, I wish I captured a picture of it. Overall, this is not regular pizza.. it is an awesome specialty pizza that you have to try! They also serve fries, wings, subs, etc for any friends that tag along and are afraid of cold cheese.

>>13088072
Thanks for letting us know Beto.

cold cheese pizza is p good. you have to put it on pizza that already exists in traditional pizza form though. putting cold cheese on sauce and trying to sell it should be punishable by death.

>>13087190

i'm speechless.

The big band jazz music makes it more sophisticated and cultured rather than absurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZM_eZj0IZ8

>the absolute state of US

>>13087190
If that's supposed to be pizza then Robert O'Rourke is full blood Mexicoon.

These guys love it, why not you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcTXGqm7LXQ

>>13087190
most subhuman shit I've seen in a while, congratulations

>>13088888
Megan Markle likes it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNpcEdHn1Y4

>>13087190
That’s pretty fucking autistic, I kind of understand the cheese idea, but the toppings? You could easily bake those with the bread and sauce, who the fuck wants cold pepperoni and cold olives and cold green peppers. That all just sounds awful.

Andy, you didn't even melt the cheese.

>>13088895
It was for drunks who would rip into a pizza and burn their entire mouth. Unironically

>>13088896
That's pretty brilliant actually.
>Accidentally fuck up a pizza
>Instead of getting fired you become a millionaire because you invented the new [City] style

>>13088879
I mean it looks very subhuman, but I bet it tastes good.

>>13088895
When are you going to stop pretending that you don't love it?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cold-cheese-pizza_n_59a8558be4b0a8d145742088

>>13087190
but is it mozzarella? because then it is subhuman

>>13088907
What kind of retard fuck up the most important step wich is melting the cheese?

>>13087190
It's alright, but I prefer Toronto style pizza.

>>13088913
Like i said before, cold cheese isn’t the worst idea (although it shouldn’t be just mozzarella, if you’re going to be bold to begin with), but the idea of cold toppings is fucking stupid. The only thing worse would be cold sauce, but we aren’t talking about Chicago style.

>>13088924
The kind of retard who works at a pizza place for a living?

Get some of that BCP (big cold pizza)
https://y94fm.iheart.com/content/2019-01-09-cold-cheese-pizza-is-a-thing-a-delicious-life-changing-thing/

>>13088892
Who?

>>13088937
Queen of England

>>13088892
>>13088939

Is that Angela Merkel's daughter?

Daily Beast says cold cheese pizza is best pizza
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-case-for-pittsburgh-pizza

The cold cheese is good, but the cold sausage is what really makes it awesome

>>13088892
i've always been very attracted to her

Can I get cold butter chicken pizza?

>>13087190
I live in Pittsburgh and have never heard of this. Please don't associate our city with this.

>>13088977
>cold butter chicken pizza?
yes!

>>13088980
Its a NY anyways

>>13088980
Stop pretending that you've never heard of it and that you don't love it

>Pittsburgh
literally who

betos fucking sucks man
not a lot of good pizza places around here unfortunately

>>13087190
Can we finally just saw PA in half and donate west PA to the shitty midwest? Not only would it make the real PA better by not being associated with us, but it also would make the midwest less shitty by being better than literally every state there, even if it's just a little bit. Everybody benefits.

>>13089093
PA is a fucking absolute shithole no matter how you cut it

Man this reminds me of back home in the 412, pgh and the steelers and the penguins. I wish I was sipping a yingling, and eating a cold cheese pizza like mom makes

>>13089093
Yeah, no, you can keep any and all parts of PA.
t. the midwest

>>13089093
Lol like the other half of pa is sophisticated city folks

>>13088077
kek

>>13089098
>>13089112
>>13089118
>t. midwestern hamplanets upset because they're currentjy stuck in the mcdonalds drive-thru on their rascal scooters

>>13089132
Coasties don't want you around, philly. Your culinary pinnacle involves cheez wiz. Try not to act too high and mighty

>>13089155
Cheese whiz is tourist crap, nobody here actually eats that. Either provolone or american never disgusting whiz. Also, the cheesesteak is a tourist sandwich in general. The philly food scene is much more complex than your puny brain can comprehend. Stick to your french fry sandwiches with ranch or whatever you shittsburgians eat

>>13089208
Tell us about the good philly food then

>>13089242
Italian beef
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_beef

>retards pay restaurant markup prices for uncooked ingredients.

>>13087190

>>13087190
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Pittsburgh Pizza Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put Shredded Cheese In Your Mouth Like Nigga Eat That Sargento Haha

>>13087190
>>13087197
>>13087671
My thoughts almost exactly. This looks like something you sent a middle-class child to school with in the 90's.

My second thought is that it was invented as a way to either reduce labor cost or prevent complaints about overcooked/undercooked pizza, maybe both. So many "local favorite" places should be purged.

>>13087743
their motto should be "only brown meat penetrates these buns"

Live in Pittsburgh and never heard of this shit. This is just advertising for this gay restaurant.

>>13089850
I bet it happened one day when the ovens were broken. Then idiots bought it anyway so they just kept doing it.

>>13088925
If the cheese is inside this looks fucking amazing

>>13089605
That's Chicago food. You know, the Midwest?

>>13088925
>>13090309
i think it would be closer to a calzone than a pizza then

Cold Mozz especially the kind most pizza places uses sounds bland as hell.

On the other hand, this might actually be good with Cheddar or Red Leicester cheese. When you think about it, it’s not really much different than when you make a sandwich at home with buttered toast topped with shredded cheese from the fridge.

>>13090309
>If the cheese is inside
There isn't any cheese or sauce.

>>13088929
>cold sauce
>chicago style
?

>>13087190
Lived in Pittsburgh for 6 years. This is not Pittsburgh style pizza, there is no buffalo sauce, ranch, or fries anywhere in sight.

why would a place that gets harsh winters make a cold version of a hot pizza.
It doesn't make any sense to me.

Americans should be banned from cooking.
Why everything you guys touch turns to shit?

>>13089132
Pittsburgh is literally the Midwest you fat PA retard. You have the worst dumbest drivers on the planet

>>13091266
Yeah.. the real Pittsburgh pizza is getting a big slice of buffalo chicken pizza after drunk night in Southside

>>13088390

>>13089132
>t. coastie who has to hide in his house past 4pm otherwise the mexicans and blacks will mug him