/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Alright so today's dish is simple
It's called "Taco Baked Chicken"!
As I said before, this main dish would go excellently in fajitas, tacos, even empinadas!

So the things you're gonna need for this recipe are:
-4 Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts
-2 tsp Olive Oil
-3 tbsp Brown Sugar
-1 tbsp Chili Powder
-1 tsp Parsely Flakes
-1/2 tsp Salt
-1/2 tsp Pepper
-1/2 tsp Garlic Powder
-1/2 tsp Cumin
-1/2 tsp Onion Powder

I'm pretty sure you guys should have these spices in your pantries. No excuses, Anonymous!

>>13085245
show tits

>>13085255
no.


Okay! Time to take that chicken and pound it like it owes you money!
Or mostly til it's the same size as the other pieces..
Doing so will make sure they all cook evenly!

The recipe says parchment paper but you're free to use what you have on hand <4

Now it's time to paint this chicken like you're Bob Ross.
Everyone loves Bob Ross. Bob Ross it up!

Remember, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents (at least in this part of the recipe.)

>>13085261
piss off cunt. take this gay shit to reddit. that tranny who posts her videos on here is less gay than this

>>13085271
Can't handle rejection huh?


Time to add one of my favorite ingredients, brown sugar!
It adds a sweetness and when the sugar caramelizes into a lovely crust that plays off the heat from the chili powder we are about to add. it makes this dish 10x better!

>>13085255
>>13085271
This is a blue board, you idiot.

>>13085277
Some people, right?


Remember that chili powder I just talked about? Let's add that into the dish too!
If you want your chicken a little hotter for your fajitas, tacos, etc. feel free to add in more!
It's okay to be creative when you cook, so it's fine if you don't follow my lead exactly <4

>>13085261
You didn't pound your chicken enough. are your nips pierced?

>>13085283
No. Those are pasties, so that my nipples don't poke through.


Is it parsley time? It's parsley time!
Remember when you are using dried herbs, to give them time to open up their flavors.
They can be stronger than fresh and because of that you should use less than what the recipe calls for if you're using dried herbs.

Salt and Pepper time!
This is a really important part of cooking that some people seem to always forget!
A little bit of salt and pepper can go such a long way!
So let's not forget it this time, shall we?

Why the getup? I dont get it

Okay! As it's time to add one of my favorite spices, garlic, let's get on with it!
Adding the right of garlic to a dish can be a bit tricky, and be wary when using garlic powder, because that's not the same as using regular garlic (I know, shocking.)
But it can impart a different flavor depending on how it was prepared.

>>13085299
Why not?


Onion powder! I'm not really sure what to say about this step other than it adds the onion flavor we are looking for!
If you're looking for a milder flavor for the onion, and you're making fajitas, I recommend red onions!
They have a beautiful color and they have a great taste to compliment the other flavors in the dish!

>>13085287
>No. Those are pasties, so that my nipples don't poke through.

Well since you're a dude that's kinda strange.

>>13085313
I'm not. I'm literally wearing a skin tight catsuit.
Get your eyes checked.
This is where the taco seasoning comes into play!
We are using cumin on this chicken to give it that classic "mexican" taste, along with the previous addition of garlic and the chili powder!
If you want a little more taco flavor, feel free to go a little heavier on the cumin, but don't go too heavy because then that will overpower the other flavors on the chicken~

>>13085314
you have the body of a 14 year old boy though

>>13085327
You keep up a lot on the bodies of teenage boys? Weird flex, but alright.


Alright! Let's mix these all together and then we are gonna use them to make this chicken into something special.
Something worth talking about.
Mix it up real good and make sure to break up all the clumps of brown sugar so all the spices will mix in evenly.

>>13085313
men can wear pasties anon

>>13085314
Sleeves aren't skin tight.

>>13085333
I'm 100 pounds; I wasn't able to make it to 110. Sorry.


Time to put on your best high class chef face on and sprinkle this shit onto the chicken.
Make sure to coat the chicken evenly and if you like, you could even rub the seasoning into the chicken to make it more flavorful.
Alternatively, you could leave it sit for a few minutes and let all the spices soak in. But not too long because then you'll get sick <4

>>13085314
>skin tight
uh yeah that's how we can tell

>>13085341
Except no. I'm a biological female and there is no bulges or anything. You may need to get your eyes checked. Moving on.


Okay! Let's bake this chicken at 425F for 20 minutes!
The best way to cook chicken is at high heat for a low amount of time.
You need to be careful not to let the sugar burn, because one that smells bad, and two, olive oil has a low smoke point, so be aware of that when you cook this in the oven.

>>13085261
lol show your twink ass then

>>13085351
I'm not a twink, so I'm physically incapable of doing so. Apologies for not having a dick.


Money shot!
This chicken came out great!
Totally flavorful and amazingly juicy~
This would definitely do well in some fajitas with some bell peppers and some red onions!
Make sure that your chicken is cooked to the safe temperature of 165F.

>>13085344
Make a baby right now to prove it. Only way.

>>13085354
I never said I was fertile. Thank you for reminding me.


W-Well Anonymous?
How does it look to you? I hope it looks as good as it tastes because it tastes amazing!
I hope that I was able to teach you something today and that you were able to walk away with another great recipe in your arsenal.

>>13085353
It's okay OP, I managed to cum from these webMs even if the other anons didn't

>>13085353
Looks good. cya tomorrow for breakfast.

>>13085359
I'm glad one of us enjoyed the experience.

>>13085360
Looking forward to it.


Thank you so much for joining me today.
I really enjoyed making this meal for you and I hope you enjoyed watching me make it!
With all that being said and done, and with all the love in my infinite heart, this is Celty3D signing off.
Goodnight Anonymous. <4

I mean, that's some good green-screening/keying, but...

Every time you make a thread you set the LGBT movement back another decade.

>>13085371
You can do that with a phone these days, man. It has nothing to do with skill.

>>13085357
that's part of the rp?

>>13085371
Thank you. I spent a considerable amount of time on it because someone tried to track me down using pictures of my kitchen.

As you can see in previous re-renders for YT, I used to be much worse at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyjoMb04tM&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw

>>13085372
I'm not sure how I, a biological bisexual female who actively volunteers to aid people with mental health problems, am setting back the LGBT movement.

Frankly, I don't think I have that kind of power. But thank you for the vote of confidence.

>>13085379
It's actually quite hard to do with my set up. I wrote a whole OpenFX plugin to make it easier.

>>13085381
No.

>>13085382
Of course it's a programmer.

>>13085399
I am many things, but I am certainly not an it.
I have feelings, and you hurt those feelings.
Please apologize.

>>13085382
>shitty humor like the tranny who shills his channel
>is also a weeb
yikes

>>13085271
>>13085313
>>13085327
>>13085332
>>13085341
>>13085351
>>13085372
>>13085399
based intolerant ck. this guy kind of gets fed on /b/ and other platforms I think

>>13085411
could be fujoshi

>>13085411
She can't help that she's an unfunny weeb, man.

It's not nice to make fun of those things.

>>13085411
Sorry, I'm a biological female. You must have me confused with someone else.

>>13085417
*shrugs* I do my best. All I can do.

>>13085418
i didnt say u werent i said you're as dumb as the tranny that shills on here

>>13085422
>i didn't call you a tranny, I said you're as dumb AS a tranny

>>13085418
>*shrugs* I do my best. All I can do.

I know. I'm teasing. You've certainly made me laugh a number of times over the years.

>>13085426
Glad to hear.

>>13085422
So are you saying I'm NOT a tranny?

>>13085239
we can still see your hands

>>13085435
Yes and? They are delicate and small, as I am a 100 pound asian biological woman.

So what is your point?

>>13085239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0

>>13085442
If you think my hands are man hands, please seek a medical professional. You have a hormonal disorder.

That said, I lack an adams apple, so I think you are just experiencing a bit of forced perspective due to the green screen.

>>13085444

>>13085446
Just trying to help, Anonymous.

shit i think i remember seeing these on /b/, i don't remember a greenscreen though

>>13085442
christ

>>13085461
I've been doing this since 2015, and I ran this very thread on /b/ too. It's still up.

>>13085457
>zero hips
>zero tits
>(probably) zero ass
tell me again how you arent a boy?

>>13085468
ah, what i meant is i remember seeing and reading these threads back in 2016-17 or so
still cool to see you're alive

>>13085438
>>13085444
Lol this is ck, not r9k majority of us are here to shit post, but it's mostly because we are drunk and bored out of our minds and tired of the usual horseshit on 4chan.

you have fucking man hands, and not the same build as >>13085444

>>13085470
Sorry she's not up to your high standards, Anonymous. I'm sure you get countless girls better than her.

But none of that makes her biologically male. She very obviously doesn't have a penis. Or even room for one in that suit.

>>13085470
Easily.
1. I've got hips
2. I've got tits
3. I've got an ass.

How can you tell? Well, let's open up paint and just do this...

There. And now I'm done talking to you.

>>13085490
>Or even room for one in that
you've obviously never seen my penis

>>13085478
Given they are both pictures of me, I have no fucking clue what you are on about.

>>13085475
Yep, that was me.

>>13085498
Has anyone?

>>13085499
>Has anyone?
I'm a grower, if i'm flaccid it's barely thumb sized.

Thankfully when erect it's respectable.

>>13085499
>both pictures of me
oh duh. definitely

>>13085502
Alright.

>>13085493
Post a pic of one female feature to us all with a time stamp... you'll be right up there with the poster who gets hammered and eats taco bell all the time and the guy who somehow doesn't cook his cat while drunk.

>>13085502
You didn't exactly answer her question.
>Thankfully when erect it's respectable.

And I very much doubt this. I feel like I need to say this now but this isn't an invitation for you to prove me wrong. We're still on a blue board.

>>13085499
rad

>>13085504
Are you serious? Do you not notice that the picture AND OP show Alice3D?

This is seriously the weirdest thing I've heard all night.

>>13085508
I have no clue what you are even asking for. I already did that here:
>>13085444

>>13085510
*throws up horns*

>>13085509
I've had several sexual partners, so to answer the question directly, yes, someone has seen my penis.

And i'm not really inclined to prove my statement either, I have to live with it, you don't

>>13085508
>the guy who somehow doesn't cook his cat while drunk

Hey, those threads are a national treasure.

>>13085521
Right? Who the fuck has a problem with Patti?

>>13085517
>I have no clue what you are even asking for. I already did that here:

>it's not 2018
>Not the right month
Do the same thing right now. Show jaw line as well.

>>13085526
One day he will cook up patti.