/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13076495
>not drinking hard liquor

>>13076495
Being fat isn't so bad. I guarantee you that I could beat the shit out of any skinny fit guy who weighs 80 pounds less than me.

>>13076495
I just get a pack of either of these, depending on how shitfaced I want to get

>>13076542
The only thing you will be beating is your meat for the rest of your life until you die of heart disease. You fat slob

>>13076542
why are you thinking about mean beating people up thoughts why cant you be nice jolly fat man like ronnie

>not drinking 5 milwaukee's bests a night

your body cant absorb calories from alcohol , only the added shit that gets thrown in with it. but the increase in metabolism from being drunk probably off-sets the added shit that gets thrown in with it

don't fall for the 'alcohol is fattenning' jew. food is what makes you fat

>>13076495
Hey buddy if you can you should get the extreme 10,5 version which only has like 47 extra kcal per can!

>>13077432
>your body cant absorb calories from alcohol
[citation needed]

>>13077479
literally all of the studies ever. alcohol calories don't increase body mass

>>13077432
>your body cant absorb calories from alcohol
Retard.

>>13077490
A calorie is a unit of energy you fucking mong.

Just drink vodka like a normal alcoholic.

>>13077498
>>13077494
>>13077479
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19253887

i could have linked any number of studies but that is nice and succint. alcohol calories have no proven increase effect on body mass whatsoever

>>13077546
>alchohol calories

>>13077561
yes

>>13076495
if youre into cheap beer that gets you drunk go for baltika 9 and not this shit
i used to buy this shit and it always tasted like someone added cheap flavorings to it

if not baltika 9 then put in some more money and drink la chouffe blonde

>>13077546
I really hope you're trolling you fucking tard

>>13077598
nope
blaming alcohol is a classic cope by fat people who have shit diets. unfortunately the science doesn't back them up .

My man. I get drunk of 10% 8.6 instead of 6% Leffes now.

>>13077432
>your body cant absorb calories from alcohol

>>13076542
No you wouldn't and you know it. The fact that you guarantee means you haven't been in a fight in your life.

high alc beers always give me a headache. rolling rock never gives me a headache and it gets me probably about as drunk as I want to be. there's not really a good balance with beer; if you get so drunk that you actually feel good, you're going to feel like shit later. that's just how it works, so I just toe the line

>>13076495
Just work out and don't eat like shit all the time, and you can get drunk off whatever the fuck you want
Also don't get drunk every other day obviously
This shit is pretty simple

>>13076542
>implying you won't die of a heart attack from the exercise

>>13076560
>wow this sounds good
>look it up
>it's from Australia
The fuck? Are they able to use that bourbon word? The bourbon association here is very picky about that. Are you an American? Want to know my chances of trying to find this.