/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Breastaurants and wing joints in Florida get away with this sort of thing for the most part, but then the bitches get fat, pregnant, etc. and when the employer fires them for it, here comes the EEOC Charge of Discrimination.

>>13065197
There are coffee joints like that where I live. Not near the beach either.

It basically already exists

>>13065197
In Utah they actually have a delivery/catering service where this show up naked and you eat sushi off their bodies in a group environment with the thot being a "plate."
At my last job it was brought up as a joke for a department party, and I said something like "no way am I eating food off of some nasty skank," and some bitch made a big deal about it fuming and said "MY BEST FRIEND works there!!!!"

>>13065227
***They show up with clothes, but naked underneath with body paint and nipple tape supposedly. You eat off of the body paint which I guess is edible or something

>>13065197
"Bikini" coffee stands exist, but they're basically peep shows where you get shitty coffee at the end.

>>13065217

PNW FTW!

>>13065197

I was a regular at a popular bikini bar in Orange ca, good times, jiggly butts

>>13065197
too slow on that one...
>>hooters

>>13065270
>>13065249
>>13065222

im not talking about shorts for the bottom

i meant actual string bikini

>>13065222
Tfw hooters in your town went bankrupt because no pretty girls to work there

>>13065197
I live in BC and there’s a bikini cafe in my town. It’s never busy and will go out of business any week, I’m sure.

Went to a bikini barbershop on accident, once. Needless to say, I was horrified.

>>13065197
Even if it is wouldn’t you be worried about coming under fire of fat girls, I mean feminists?

>>13065356
you mean, free publicity?

apparently none of you have ever been in a strip club
(neither have I)

yeah they call that a stripclub bud

>>13065227
Sounds really awkward to me.
I understand Hooters and Twin Peaks, where you actually get to talk to the women. But if they show up naked and are there to be a quote on quote "plate" in a group setting then are you just supposed to ignore them? You just eat sushi off their bodies and don't even talk to them or acknowledge their existence?
Seems like a very niche fetish that they're catering to.

>>13065227
>Tfw you will never drink wakame sake from a cute Japanese JC

You must legally employ them as models that serve if you want to be able to control their physical appearance.

>>13066114
Must’ve been a proud day for women when they got that one

>>13065352
How come?

Sounds like an awful idea. Only a matter of time before feminists, faggots, and butter huffers ruin your business

Just go to a strip club.

would it be legal to open a restaurant where the cute waitresses spit in your food right before putting it on your table? asking for a friend.

>>13065197
Hot chick, wet cunt, hard cock, cum on her tits

>>13065447
>quote on quote

Yeah, they are called botaneros down south

>>13066126
Mostly kidding, but I had no idea all the barbers were in lingerie. I needed a haircut before a job interview and it was the closest barbershop. It had a nondescript name and there was a wall behind the reception desk, blocking the view of the interior. They called my number, took me to the back and... nothing but MILFs in underwear being super flirty. I turned beet red and started stuttering.

>>13065207
why can you not write it into their contract that they must keep an acceptable weight and then define the maximum weight they are allowed to reach.

>>13066332
That sounds amazing, anon. Where was this magical place?

>>13066126
very quickly

>>13066341
That’s how you get protests, vandalism, your business burnt down etc.

It depends on the municipal business codes

>>13065227
that's fucking disgusting, and doubly so because, on top of being morally degenerate, american thots are absolutely repugnant and filled with diseases.

>>13066374
aka more free publicity

i dont see why its not possible.
For example, if you opened a health store, there would be consequences if an employee became obese. He cant sue you if you fire him.

I don't see the point of being around attractive women if I'm not going to fuck them, I don't enjoy blue balls

>>13067023
>he doesn't enjoy blue balls

>>13066235
Haha wouldn't it be crazy if they spat in your mouth as well haha that would be so funny

>>13066341
That's just not legal, for most jobs you can't force people to meet a standard like that.
I remember in Oceans 13 the casino hires women as "models that serve" and can mandate certain weight and waistline measurements but I'm not sure if that would bear out in an actual court

>>13066341
you can depending on the state

>>13065197
Chinks already do that

>>13067047
It's not illegal and yes you can. How do you think acting and modeling contracts work?
source: worked in HR. Weight and looks aren't a protected class in the US.

>>13067163
Nice surgery and makeup

>>13067129
doubt.jpg

>>13067172
I said most jobs and specifically referenced models as a job where it was not a legal issue

>>13067226
And OPs idea wouldn't be a legal issue either since that type of waitress job isn't most jobs you fucking dunce.

Places like Hooters exist all over. There are probably some local laws in shitty regressive states like Missouri that I'm not aware of, but this would be entirely legal in places where the majority of the population actually lives.

Next!

I know a strip club/steakhouse combo nearby. So I would guess you can do pretty much anything if you jump through the right hoops

I will never understand strip clubs or breasteraunts. What is the point of being uncomfortably hard in public? or worse yet, being hard in a group of other guys who are also hard and yet none of you are getting any.

I'd rather just eat at a cheaper place with better food.

>>13067259
Hooters gets away with it be the servers are entertainers who have contacts that involve them singing, dancing, modeling etc.
If op wants to do that he can but it's different just waitressing

>>13067327
>not having a group jerk afterwards, huddled together in the parking lot

you dont know what you are missing my friend

>>13066299
Ok?

>>13067526
Not him but the phrase is "quote unquote". So people know that your next direct phrase is a quote that ends after said phrase, thereby letting you resume conversation after with minimal confusion

>>13065207
can't you like keep people on a rotation where you hire new servers every 3-4 months? or is that illegal too

>>13065197
Dunno about restaurants but there are bikini bars. I was 17 and this really cool drunk marine got me into the joint.

>>13067175
yeah but you aren't going to marry them so who gives a fuck?

>>13068778
if you applied this to hating on incels...

>>13067526
HHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMBASS FUCKING RETARD LOL!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT DUDE CRIINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13066341
A reviewing judge may find that contract, or at least that provision, unconscionable or otherwise refuse to enforce it. Especially if the weight gain was due to pregnancy. And attractive young women have a weird way of getting knocked up regularly, trust me.

What these types of places typically do is just churn everybody so that it is harder for a lawyer to say that his client, in particular, was targeted for termination.

>>13065495
lmao shut the fuck up you goddamned frogposter

>>13068764
In practice, something like this is what happens at these breastaurants. They keep a high turnover/churn rate so that when one waiteress gets pregnant or fat they can fire some others at the same time. This makes it harder for the porker's lawyer to argue that his client was singled out.

>>13067163
So, do you gain or lose social credit points for having a job like that?

>>13068845
excuse me, modern day concubines are a protected political class

>>13068861
China is actually more equal than our society, or rather I should say is a lot further in that feminist direction. Most of the women are independently wealthy and they make up the majority of managers over there, their incel problem is also way worse.

>>13068845
what happens in Macau doesn't count towards your social credit

>>13066114
Good info. Saved for future reference

legal sure
you'll get shutdown in a month tops by sjws tho

>>13067327
The only time I ever get a full chub in a strip club is when a dancer is rubbing or jerking my cock through my pants with her hand. Otherwise I don't have any kind of a boner.

>>13068845
Depends how many party leaders you can suck off and whether you're willing to abort their illegitimate children.

>>13065197
She has a nice body but the africa seeps ouy in the form of those big lips. It is a shame.

>>13065281
In Texas, sure. Several breastaraunts here feature thong wearing thots. Tight Ends in Plano probably the most so.

>>13071850
It's not a shame that you're gay, my son. Go suck on some big dong.

>>13072522
So you are perfectly okay with the negroid lips and coarse facial features?

I guess it is true what they say: some people simply have no standards.

>>13065197
>All tits no hips
Don't tell me you find that attractive

>>13065197
10/10 woman

>>13065197
You'd need a little more coverage than than a string, because most women can't consistently maintain the needed level of hygiene for long shifts.

>>13065207
Just hire them as models. Then, you can discriminate on age, gender, size, height, weigh, breast-size and even race.

>>13065197
I remember reading about an espresso place that did this. A bar would be a better fit, I think.

How does one eat at a breastaurant and not feel like a total loser?

i remember reading about this japanese cafe where they had their high school waitresses in mini skirts. And the floor had mirrored tiles so you could see their panties.

>>13073438
i have no shame anon. if i want to ogle breasts while i drink jameson shots and pound out a bucket of wings i'm already entering the situation with no presumptions of honor. they know why i'm here, i know why i'm here, and i'm damn well going to get my money's worth

>>13073375
She's hot, but she's got a giant Tila Tequila head.

>>13065197
Xe's got a nice bulge in those panties. Idk if it's flaps or a chode, but wouldn't matter to me either way.

>>13068742

>>13073421
Correct. I have zero interest in eating food that was in close proximity to any underclothed individual.

>>13073422
In most places, modeling is unionized. Typical rates are 50.00-150.00/hour (at least in my city) so it wouldn't be very profitable to do that. That being said, I'm almost certain that looks/weight isn't a protected class. Otherwise, how would places like Hooters, Twin Peaks, most bikini espresso bars, etc manage to keep only cute girls on staff?

>>13074292
Can't they just fire the worst tipped for "poor performance"?

>>13074308
"Having to stand up with legs spread and arms straight out so our managers could inspect every detail of us (armpits for hair, hair for bobbypins, face for makeup application, tights for runs/holes, shorts for stains/tears, shoes for whiteness, tank tops for stains and to make sure bra straps weren't peeking through) was always torture."

"They take a picture of us when we get hired and we're told that if we vary too far from the picture (weight, hair color/length) they reserve the right to fire us," she says. She also adds there's "No specific weight requirement. However, Hooters only carries uniforms in sizes xxs, xs, and s."

In order to help them maintain their figure, they're given things like a free gym membership but sometimes, Hooters Girls have run afoul of management for their weight.

In 2010, CBS reported on the case of Cassandra Smith. The 20-year-old, 5-foot-8 Hooters Girl weighed 132 pounds and wore a size extra-small when she was called in for her yearly review. Even though she was outstanding in every other area, she was told she was being put on probation. She had 60 days to lose weight or she would be fired. Smith ended up pursuing legal action against the company, and NBC says the lawsuit was dismissed.

https://www.mashed.com/140044/workers-reveal-what-its-really-like-to-work-at-hooters/

>>13074336
She probably wore the weight in an unsightly muffintop way. As a 5'7" guy, I'd feel very fat if I weighed that much.

Imagine filing a lawsuit instead of just eating healthier lol

>>13073438
Go with friends and drink a bunch of alcohol so you don't give a fuck.

>>13067175
The ugly old side of the face doesn't match the color of the neck and it looks a lot more fake than the other side. That was probably the side with makeup.

>>13074357
They both clearly have makeup

>>13074385
With the excessive movie studio makeup. Like face mask made of special rubber etc. She's probably a young girl made to look old.

>>13074407
Well yeah, she doesn’t even show her nose on the “old” side because it probably wasn’t able to be made to look as old as her cheeks and mouth

>>13074357
>>13074385
>>13074407
>>13074569
>HOOOOOOO ASIAN WOMEN ARE EXOTIC BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS AND PEAK FEMININITY!!!! FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!!!!!

>>13074606
We were just saying that she was a young woman pretending to be old, it had nothing to do with her being attractive.

Since she has that much makeup on both sides of her face it’s likely she’s just ugly and young

>>13068742
This, except it's "quote end-quote"

>>13074653
I luv it when /ck/ fatass incel roasties go off on hot women pics. Fucking hilarious.

>>13065227
What the fuck? What's it called. I'd be willing to pop down to SLC to eat food off the chaste nearly naked body of a Mormon college student

>>13065197
Good idea, I want to open a restaurant and hire a bunch of filthy gutter whores who bother my customers until they tip them to go away.

>>13066119
Same reason we can get boys in tight underwear, bow-ties and little else. Everyone's got their vices.

>>13066243
It's only been a few months since I met your sister. I'm just taking some extra time to make sure nothing gets damaged by your friends leaving. As you can see, she made her way up into the hotel room with all her clothes torn up. I bet her clothes are now covered in her cum. Even her lingerie didn't seem to make sense. I guess she didn't want to go with me or whatever. I know it doesn't make some sense but it still seems like a weird idea and I had seen how dirty she was so I guess I just wanted to make sure she didn't get hurt too bad. I love how her pussy is open and there are beads of cum on it, maybe that's why she's so eager to get fucked. As she's laying on the bed I decide, well that's my first time ever fucking her, and in a matter of minutes she's in me, her head on my lap, and I'm fucking her while my dick is throbbing and pumping against her clit. After that first day of playing with her pussy and her tits, we became friends, and I spent as many weekends with her as possible. I remember waking up at 3AM on our first day of work and she'd have me up until 6AM, and then she'd have me up till 11AM, where she'd have me down the hatch for like an hour. She was an absolute joy and I loved watching her as she fucked the biggest cock I ever had. After awhile (and it was the first time I ever fucked a girl so regularly) I started to notice that I was having some problems making her cum. I really wasn't sure what was wrong or what I was doing wrong, but eventually I figured out what it was and what I needed to work on.

>>13066332
c-cute