/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13069249
>thinks mentally disabled man children on an fastfood anime website could be self sufficient

>>13069249
Wannabe here, rotory pluckers are a godsend. Do you raise layers too?

>>13069273
>does simple tasks we as a species mastered millennia ago instead of training in one specialized skill
>calls others mentally disabled

>>13069529
>simple tasks
See, this is what modern man actually believes.
These retards think that raising a crop of corn or forging a sword or building a log cabin is easy because it doesn't involve a computer.
They bought a 25-dollar "hunting bow" on Amazon and keep it in the garage, completely sure that if society collapses they'll just grab that and go shoot some deer. How hard can it be?
Truth is that even if they did manage to kill one, which is hilariously unlikely, they wouldn't know what to do with the carcass.

We, as a species, may have mastered those skills, but you, as an individual, would probably struggle with something as "simple" as making a fire.

>>13069569
>society collapses
Nice LARP

>>13069634
It's a commentary on LARPers, you retard.

>>13069569
And you spend your time doubting these people to make yourself feel better about what you exactly?

>>13070123
about what exactly*

>>13070123
Experiencing disdain for people takes up almost no time at all.
I'm not a "homesteader" but I enjoy hiking and camping and growing my own crops. And that's just it; I enjoy it.
It has also taught me to appreciate the skills of people who do all the other things. You don't have to be a blacksmith yourself to appreciate that it takes some knowledge and skill to do properly.

>>13070137
find better hobbies faggot

>>13070137
Where do you get off assuming they don’t appreciate the skill and effort things can take? A lot of us here on 4chan are perfectly if not more than capable individuals who just have people issues.

>>13070146
see
>>13069529

And try to follow the reply chain, dumbass.

>>13070137
Experiencing disdain takes up legitimately tons of effort

>>13070170
No fuck you, full of yourself cunt.

>>13070146
>Can't even follow simple reply chain
>Thinks he'll survive when the system comes crashing down

>>13070179
>egotistical dickwad thinks he can meme that he’s not an egotistical dickwad

>>13070178
>Full of yourself cunt
>humanity is busy curing cancer and exploring space
>retarded morons busy rubbing two sticks together to make fire when a box of matches costs close to nothing

I think you're the one full of it.

>>13070188
Do you think?

>>13069569
>you as an individual would probably struggle with something as simple as making fire

Yeah and you would too if left to your own devices without the social learning and youtube videos. I could leave you naked and alone in the middle of nowhere and you'd still be fucked.

Please don't take your 'hard way is manly way' retarded waste of time as actually doing anything productive.

>>13070188
Humanity is curing cancer, yes.
But are you?

>>13070184
I'm the KOTH poster. I'm not a homesteader because I'm not:
1)poor, borderline homeless
2)a faggot
I just sincerely doubt anyone else on this basket weaving forum would have the slightest knowhow on how not to die their first day out in the wilderness.

>>13070208
Nope, and I'm not wasting my time rubbing two sticks together either

>>13070212
Maybe because we're never out in the wilderness since we live in 1st world civilization

Guys, stop arguing, this is just for discussing a different way of life

>>13070227
cringe larper

>>13070227
Take a fucking shower

>>13069249
Yeah that's how I wash my hot dogs too.

>>13070227
Why do you use a crossbow overengineered with carbon fire instead of a fire arm?

Do you like being terribly inefficient and less effective (cruel) with your store bought weapons?

>hey guys look at me I'm so outdoorsy I got all my equipment from a store so I'm better than you city cockroaches

Literally just a catalogue shopper who likes torturing animals.

>>13069249
Sadly still a small scale gardener. I’ve started composting though and really enjoy it

>>13070212
You are definitely a faggot

>>13070188
>>humanity is busy curing cancer and exploring space
>cancer rates on the rise and we’re probably stuck on earth for all time because space junk is splintering apart and making it impossible to find windows to leave

>>13070249
Bow season and gun season are separate

>>13070306
India and China will eventually cause humanity to collapse if left unchecked

>>13070249
>who likes torturing animals.
You know hunters hunt pest animals right, deer are pests

>>13069249
why do you have a metal wheel full of raw hot dogs? What's that for?

>>13070462
Finally somebody asks, holy shit how did even this become politics

>>13070462
It’s a poultry feather plucker

>>13070333
so are some humans, and we give them lethal injections

>>13070249
>everybody got a 2nd amendement
>why not use cool gun instead of shitty crossbow
MOTHERFUCKER I WOULD IF I COULD

the best part about a $60 bucket of survival macaroni isn't eating it, it's knowing that I can

>>13069569
>These retards think that raising a crop of corn or forging a sword or building a log cabin is easy because it doesn't involve a computer.
>They bought a 25-dollar "hunting bow" on Amazon and keep it in the garage, completely sure that if society collapses they'll just grab that and go shoot some deer. How hard can it be?
i swear this is describing literally nobody.
>thinks building a log cabin is easy because it doesn't involve a computer
bitch what the FUCK are you on? who thinks this?

>>13069273
I grow my own potatoes, my family raises their own pigs, and we have chickens for fresh eggs.

>>13070227
The fuck is he wearing a steel helmet for while hunting? Worried about squirrels dropping nuts on his head?

>>13069249
A good harvest of hotdogs I see.

>>13071592
Underneath is a hat that says “Please be patient, I have autism”

>>13071592
Retards need helmets anon

>>13069273
I’m self sufficient til winter.
I visit 4chan to remind myself why I hate people.

>>13070326
>India and China will eventually cause humanity to collapse if left unchecked
Cope, US, cope.

>>13072237
How many people in the US vs how many people over there again? And all these countries that supposedly are getting all their trash from us, they have people living in the trash and the it’s overflowing into the sea because all those third worlders have dedicated waste management?

inb4 some insipid brainlet left point trying to ignore reality

>>13072252
How does being the next old world feel?
>inb4 muh freedom

>>13069569
We have things called guns now, Sheldon. No one does these things. Quit larping and go back to class.

>>13069249
Homestead = bored housewife's money pit

>>13070213
Based

>>13069249
My parents got into homesteading not too long ago, they mostly wanted a place for their horses and to be able to grow a lot of their own food. They aren't on the level of dooms day preppers, but more casual farmers

>>13071524
>i swear this is describing literally nobody.

Not that guy, but it actually describes a fair amount of people. I personally know about a dozen people who have some combination of firearm, body armor or plate carrier, med kit, shortwave radio, vacuum sealed seeds, MREs, emergency fire starters, or some other kind of ridiculous survival gear that they have never trained with. Even people in cities that have some car window/glass breaking device that they have never practiced with. Instead, the time to learn will be when you fly off of a bridge and start sinking into a river.

You strike me as the sort of person that grew up in a suburb and now live in an apartment complex

>>13072503
once married thats everything except for the car

>>13073286
lul, what kind of shitty cuck marriage are you in?

>>13071505
>not prepping for the apocalypse, catching a cute girl for your basement and making her eat it, all.

>>13073308
none. every relationship + my parents has been filled with women buying shitty live life love shit or redecorating every year, or starting hobbies just to quit them after 2 months

>>13073286
My brother and his gf have been complaining a bit about all the necessary compromises since moving in together, and it's a pretty nice place with two bedrooms and a study.

It's why I just have a bf I keep comfortably several miles away. Solitude is really nice.