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>wow um this doner kebab stuff is too spicy...
>I know what'll make it better!
>condensed milk and white sugar!
>wait shit, spits are hard to operate.
>Fuck it, just make meatloaf instead, and throw our Patented℠ Doner Creation™ Sauce® on it! (the sauce is condensed milk thickened with white sugar)
>but it still has too many vegetables...
>only serve it with onion and tomato, any other vegetables are hippie shit.

>wow mmmm a Nova Scotia original right here, this is our true culture :)

what the fuck is wrong with nova scotians? youd think their national dish wouldnt just be "schwarma, but if white people made it"

>> No.13064970

>>13064967
>what the fuck is wrong with nova scotians?
Has there ever been a more pointless question? It's like screaming at old people for no reason. Just leave them alone.

>> No.13064972

>>13064967
>condensed milk and white sugar!
source on that?
I thought doner sauce was garlic and mayo.

>> No.13064999

>>13064972
https://www.cfa.harvard.edu/~gpetitpas/Links/Donair.html

2/3 cup canned evaporated milk
2/3 cup sugar
1/4 cup white vinegar
1/2 tsp garlic powder

>> No.13065004

>>13064970
It certainly can't be the alcohol, their liquor stores close at only 10pm

>> No.13065018

>>13064972
evaporated milk =/= condensed milk
Condensed milk is the super sweet, syrupy stuff. Evaporated milk doesn't have added sugar.

>> No.13065025

>>13065018
meant to quote
>>13064999

>> No.13065035

>>13065018
>>13065025
it's still literally as much milk as sugar. the sauce is literally milk and sugar as its primary components.

>> No.13065064

>>13065035
10% sugar does not mean "as much milk as sugar." Shut the fuck up.

>> No.13065074
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13065074

>>13064967
>tomatoes

>> No.13065078

>>13065064
>10%
by volume, donair sauce is canonically as much sugar as (evaporated) milk.

>> No.13065125

>>13064967
>>13064999
>nova scotia's Official Food has been muslim since 1970

how can chicoms even compete

>> No.13065126
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13065126

>>13064967
>>wait shit, spits are hard to operate.
>>Fuck it, just make meatloaf instead
what
Every donair shop has a spit in it.

The meatloaf thing is to replicate donair at home in your spitless kitchen.

>> No.13065146

>>13065126
>Every donair shop has a spit in it.
ive never seen them use it after ordering a donair. inb4 "its cuz u aint muslium" every donair shop is owned by some greek trash

>> No.13065175

>>13065146
That image is from a live stream in King of Donair, a Greek immigrant owned and operated donair chain.

>> No.13065178

>>13065175
That image is FRAUDULENT

>> No.13065182

>>13065178
Go be a schizo somewhere else.

>> No.13065226

>>13064967
Agreed. Donair sauce is fucking disgusting.

Toum/garlic sauce or nothing.

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13065587

>>13065226
>Toum sauce

>> No.13066218

>>13065226
>Toum
If anyone that knows Nabil from O'Connell Street is reading this, I miss him. Deeply.

>> No.13066249

>>13064967
Only Germany has good Döner. The rest is total shit

>> No.13066258

>>13066249
This honestly

>> No.13066478

friendly reminder that doner = kebab

>> No.13066489

>>13064967
for me its burger sauce

>> No.13066503
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13066503

>>13064967
Ah yes, the beauty of globalism. No matter what corner of the earth you find yourself, your local drunk food is likely just some mild variation on garlic sauce drenched middle eastern mystery meat slop

>> No.13066508

>supporting terrorism

>> No.13066530

The highlight of Nova Scotia's history is the grand Zellers opening back in 89. Then it closed down and it's all been downhill since then.

>> No.13066533

>>13066503
Sounds more like yuropoorism.

>> No.13066547

>>13066503
We don't have that in America. Sounds like some pozzed europoor thing anyway. Sounds like it's rough being a third worlder

>> No.13066592

>>13066533
>>13066547
Maybe in flyover country, but any major city on the coasts with have at least one dogfood halal cart on every block serving the same exact menu of gyro mystery meats, rice, falafel, and pita. Don't worry, the diversity will spread inland soon enough :)

>> No.13066616

>>13066592
I live on the West Coast and this isn't true at all. Really weird larp you're doing rn

>> No.13066639

>>13066616
ok retard

>> No.13066642
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13066642

>>13064967
That doesnt look like a Döner

>> No.13066643
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13066643

"Flyover" here
Fuck Coasties claiming Middle Eastern food

FUCK you faggots. Michigan has the largest Middle East population, and we have actual Middle Eastern restaurants, not just this street food garbage, you fucking faggots don't know shit. You've never had Kibbeh Nayeh have you? Fuck off with your fast food garbage and claiming Middle Eastern culture, you fucking posers. We don't actually eat that fucking shit, just saying.

>> No.13066674

>germans claiming doner as a german dish
>brits claiming curry as a british dish
>now amerilards and canucks doing the same
beyond pathetic

>> No.13066749

>>13066643
>My flyover shithole has the BEST diversity of all!

Neck yourself

>> No.13066822

>>13066643
>Michigan has the largest Middle East population
sounds like hell

>> No.13067358

>>13066674
Canucks aren't claiming doner in general, only the specific variation of donair.

>> No.13067862

Seething at the cultural advancement.

>> No.13068732

>>13066749
Co-sign. Bragging about how pozzed your neck of the woods is pure turbocuckoldry

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>>13065226
>>13065587


What brand garlic sauce/toum sauce is the best to buy?

>> No.13069625

>>13069577
Just get whatever has the least shit added to it in the ingredients. All it really needs is oil & garlic.

>> No.13069702

>>13064967
Doner kebabs are shit anyway. It's just dry rancid meat that manages to take like sweat, covered in pre-bottled sauce.
Non white "food" is truly embarrassing.

>> No.13069734

>>13066822
It actually fucking is. My grandmother still lives in Michigan and I go to visit her routinely, and all the mom-and-pop shops that used to be owned and operated in her small town are closing down because of competition from Middle Eastern owned-and-operated strip malls opening up on the approaches into town. The town barber even had to give up his shop and only cut people on appointment in his living room, and I couldn't get an appointment with him in time so I had to go to a Muzzie-owned place. These fucks don't speak English, and they sure as hell don't know how to give you a haircut that doesn't require a half bottle of gel in it.

>> No.13069765

>>13069734
Seems like cumskins simply cannot compete when they don't have a country rigged in their favor. Expect things to get worse, whiteboy. Your daughters will all suck nonwhite dick.

>> No.13069953

>>13069765
cringe