/ck/ - Food & Cooking

We can still see a little of your face bro

>>13062848
how would you rank the wally world mini pies by flavor?

>>13062848
One time they were on sale for $0.50 ea best day of my life.

>>13062851
pic relatarded

>>13062848
It’s not entertaining anymore, anon. You had your 15 minutes of fame. Time to move on.

>>13062848
how do these taste like

never had an american pie before

I like to eat these with my hand and pretend I'm a giant

Sage

I live in the US but have never been to a Walmart in my life. There's 1M people in my city but no Walmart in it. The closest one is an hour and a half away, should I go just for the experience?

>>13062898
They taste like they’re made of congealed disappointment. And shortening.

>>13062982
Have you ever been to a shitty Target?

>>13062982
A Walmart is a K mart is a Target, they're all the same

>>13062857
Pecan > Everything else

>>13062982
>There's 1M people in my city but no Walmart in it.
how is that possible

>>13062848
Asians not allowed

if you're gonna get garbage walmart pastries, do it right

>>13062848
OP is a soy faggot.

>>13063101
kmart and target don't sell ammo

>>13063111
Some cities basically banned Walmart from setting up shop. I’m in Denver and there aren’t any Walmart’s anywhere near the city center.

>>13062848
>hey guys, I got a lot of (you)s in my last thread because I showed my downie face so I'll try again because I'm lonely and need confirmation I still exist.

>>13063346
>Some cities basically banned Walmart from setting up shop.

what can be the logic behind this very uncapitalistic decision?

>>13063360
Fears that Walmart destroys small businesses, I guess.

>>13063360
walmart is one of the reason people live in poverty

>>13062848
your dedication is admirable, incredibly based

>>13062982
I don't believe you. There's a walmart supercenter in my county seat with a population of 8000. And 8 miles away in the neighboring county seat with a population of 16,000 there's there's another walmart supercenter. 10 miles from them is another walmart supercenter in a town of 54,000. Stop being retarded.

>>13063413
I wonder why you don't. San Francisco does not have a Walmart in its city limits and that is a fact. The closest is across the bay. One that was closer closed recently in Oakland because of several shootings in its parking lot/nearby so now I would have to go even further it seems

>>13062996
>>13063101
I don't believe the worst Target in my city to be Walmart tier, but maybe I'm wrong.

>>13062848
HERRO BUDDY

if i'm going to eat shitty grocery store pastry, it's going to be a strawberry and cream cheese danish

>>13063779
>san francisco
Why didn't you mention that in the first place, faggot? Of course you tinker bells won't patronize a walmart.

>>13063779
>buying things at 3x the national average
cuck

Nice

>>13063779
>Oakland
>shootings
Lmao what else is new

>>13064389
fucking gook OP

>>13063111
Most major cities are like this. There are no Walmarts in Seattle or Boston for example.

>>13064389
Here he is from the last time he felt the need to phonepost about eating a pie in his car. Next time, you might not even see him at all, but we'll know it's him.

>>13065362
Huh. He looks white here.
But here
>>13064389
Can't tell if Asian, Latino or white.

>>13065383
He just took off his glasses and is in dimmer light.

>>13065362
Jesus christ, it's literally the hot sauce collection shitposter.

>>13065362
looks like my friend howard from boston

>>13063111
Your city is surrounded by a literal wall of walmarts I guarantee it

>>13063376
selling the cheapest stuff around makes people poorer? creating millions of jobs makes people poorer? really the main bad thing I can say about walmarts is that if they open up shop in small towns they steal business from local places but other than that, they are lit.

>>13063111
i live in ny, the closest one is in seacaucaus, NJ

>>13062898
American fruit pies are good. Wal-Mart ones not so much

>>13062898
the filling in an american fruit pie is probably closer to a jam or something than a preserve or any discernable, edible fruit. Often times in fact it'll be a completely smooth gelatinous puree composed of 110% sugar. Yes, that's more than 100% sugar, America figured out how to exceed physical mass with sugar content in the 60's (some say we stole this technology from the Nazi's via operation paperclip, when we figured out how Hitler was able to replace his blood with methamphetamine)

>>13065550
what the hell are you talking about dude. Apple pie is the most american pie of all and you put sliced apples in it and cinnamon sauce.

>>13065562
Apple is from the middle east and Apple Pie was invented in England. I was also referring to storebought packaged pies, like OP or Hostess Fruit pies. Obviously an actual homemade fruit pie will (probably) contain actual fruit.

>>13065570
I'm a walmart shopper and I've never ventured to try one of those godawful looking mini pies. They look like they'd be chewy. I bet that anon who bought the $0.50 clearance ones had to really work them down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvHe7-NHJ4Q

They aren't that bad honestly. I like Apple

You're back?
>automatic gti

>>13065627
>glasses
a fair shared by them

>>13066865
Really didn't think it was possible for a beard to look gay.

>>13066865

>>13066876
Look up the alternate meaning of the word "beard" sometime, friendo.

>>13066876
Beards have LOOONG been a symbol of homosexuality.

>>13062848
>bluebery

>>13065446
yes. keep people poor by driving away other business and force people to live on deflated wages. justify it by selling them cheap terrible shit so that you get all those wages back and the cycle continues.