/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13064096
>so where ya from
>california
>no I mean where ya FROM
>california
>NO, I mean... sigh.. you KNOW what I mean
Yeah I'm good with just going to the ferry plaza farmers market, but thanks anyway. Rather not get shot by MAGAs

>>13064106

>>13064106
What does this mean

>>13064096
Why would someone want entire stalks?

>>13064320
fall/halloween decoration

>>13064096
based and ruralpilled.

>>13064250
He’s a non-white and rednecks get confused by it. It’s not hard to understand, anon.

>>13064106
Jej

>>13064250
He has never looked up crime statistics and is unaware that he is far more likely to be shot in his city than out among the rednecks.

>>13064424
Apparently your crime statistics are from the 1970s. Rural America is SIGNIFICANTLY more dangerous even to the rednecks themselves, let alone to an interloper who looks like a foreign faggot terrorist "public charge"
https://www.wsj.com/articles/nothing-but-you-and-the-cows-and-the-sirens-crime-tests-small-town-sheriffs-1526122800

>>13064450
I know you were hoping people would just drop it once the got to the login wall, but have some actual statistics.

>>13064106
look up crime referenced by gun free zones you Reddit bitch

>>13064450
>>13064475
FUCK
https://ovc.ncjrs.gov/ncvrw2018/info_flyers/fact_sheets/2018NCVRW_UrbanRural_508_QC.pdf

>>13064479
>"gun free zones"
Oh lol, you're one of those. Thread is now going to get crapflooded with your greentext fantasies from Guns & Ammo
>niggers tried to rape his daughter, BUT THEN the GUN saved the day
What is it with you people and incest. Never mind, I'm out.

>>13064450
Cletus and Billy Bob on suicide watch!

>>13064497
>>13064482

>>13064490
dilate

>>13064490
http://thecampuschronicleasu.com/is-incest-related-to-race/

Nigger incest is rampant
Cope harder

Cope.

>>13064632
Nope.

>>13064636
Dope.

if there's shops every few miles you're still in town

>>13064106
Not entirely sure what the greentext is saying but I’m assuming it’s just Californian inflated sense of importance

>>13064096
We buy our food from stores, not out of somebody's garage.

>>13064106
sorry your a COLORED person

>>13064250
it means he's asian and lives in SF

>>13064106
As a first generation white american, I never get asked where i'm from :(

>>13064490
Shitskins fuck family members and fags and commit crimes higher than anybody else. Then again they should just put crime free signs up and that would stop them, right?

>>13067134
>Poor blacks, whites and hispanics fuck family members and fags and commit crimes higher than anybody else. Then again they should just put crime free signs up and that would stop them, right?
ftfy stormer

>>13064096
Take your fentanyl, cleetus

lot of niggers in this thread

>>13067197
Actually rich black kids commit more crime than poor whites

>>13067197
I’m glad you still believe in oppression, because it’s really bugged me that we don’t consider men to be oppressed even though they commit the most crime. Why aren’t women doing more to help the inequality they impose on men forcing men to commit the most crime?

>>13067894
Lol goddamn it must be such a mental break down to be left right now

>>13064096
I live in a city, but honestly I would much prefer to live in flyoverville if I lived in the US where virtually every major city is a war zone with gazillion murders, crime and homeless people everywhere. Fortunately I dont live in the US.

>>13067900
I mean it wouldn’t be if they weren’t fucked up racist hypocrites but they are.

Rural life is the best.
>Garden co-op
>neighbors kids are all allowed to visit my garden anytime they want to
>christian town, zero crime. ten year olds can ride their bikes home from school.
>'eggs for sale, one buck a dozen!' next to their well kept chicken coop.
>the amish make cheese and sell me unpasturized milk
>"Yessum 150$ for 50lbs of ground beef from our slaughtered cow that you met last month. It is cheap, but we are doing good and we want to give to those that need some help"
>Native American sells me salmon under the table even though he isn't supposed to be able to because he dams rivers, a special practice natives are allowed to exercise
>"Got my first deer of the year, have some venison jerky bud"
>Literally run a black bear over with a car, cops and DNR show up and sell me a tag for it
>every mile there is a "Town X cares" donation station for the poor and homeless

Nothing fucking beats it.

>>13064096
Nigga they selling jack o lanterns and I am supposed to be impressed?

>>13067936

Damn where the fuck is this? Montana?

>>13067978
Western Michigan, the lower peninsula. We have nothing here so nobody visits us, and I stay away from all the shithole cities like ann arbor and deerborn. Traverse city is majority white/christian and the best thing is, where I live the mexicans and black people are all on the same page. No BS anywhere, nobody hates eachother, literally everyone is cool with everyone. There's only one white nigger meth head that has pits that causes any problems and the cops sit on her face.

>>13067978
basically anytown USA provided there's no niggers around.
niggers ruin everything. absolutely everything.

>>13067936
Sounds comfy as fuck (granted the police isnt dirty and the local community isnt filled with jackasses)

>>13068008
It's good but there is something up with the police. They have little to do and manage to get new cars/SUVs every fucking year despite that from taxes.

>>13067978
maybe bumfuck montana. but i doubt it because small farm towns are meth havens.

i live in rural montana and its nothing like that

>>13068082
meth and drug busts = big department money

>>13067936
This guy knows whats up. Rural life is peak life. Whites only.

>>13067984
>and the cops sit on her face.
They what now?

>>13064450
Now cross reference it with just black people

>>13068890
But anon such a comparison would be seriously in black peoples favor, it’s not like the entirety of black people could be more criminal than the poorest whites, r-right?

>>13064628
Can confirm. Dated a middle-upper class black chick and broke up with her when I found out she was fucking her brother and their parents knew about it

>>13067936

>>13064450
>>13064482
Absolutely destroyed lmao it isn’t even close PER CAPITA

>>13068082
Holy shit I love my rural hometown but the cops are SO bored. Meth hasn’t made it’s way to us yet, if it does I’m gonna fucking shoot a meth dealer. Anyway they virtually have nothing to do so they hassle you in hopes they’ll make some big bust or some shit like that.

>>13064106
You could always go back brown skin

>>13067984
>shithole cities like ann arbor and deerborn

ann arbor is a nice college town that is becoming a bit more than a college town lately. there are a ton of wealthy people and great restaurants.

dearborn otoh is right outside of detroit and has the largest muslim population in the US.

out of all the cities in MI I'm not sure why you would single out ann arbor as a "shithole"

>>13064096
hmm what is "jerky"? and what are those orange spherical objects???

I live in the city and have never anything like that.

man I'm missing out.

>>13066167
>>13067948
Posts like these prove that you can take an urbanite from the city, put them in the country, and they would fail miserably.
Take someone from the country, put them in the city, and they would survive miserably.