/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>dude eat meat goy lmao bacon

>dude lobsters are just like sea bugs lmao just eat the cricket. FUCKING EAT IT

>>13061100
>Dud just don't cook your steak lmao

>>13061100
Cheese is LITERALLY spoiled milk.

>>13061416
>dude if you like your steak more than medium you should be EXECUTED by being DRAWN AND QUARTERED

wow! it's almost like none of you have actually spent any time on reddit!

any books on how to make cheese at home?

>>13061441
Leave milk
???
Eat cheese

>>13061441
yeah
>How to Make Your Home Smell Like A Homeless Man by Robert Faggot

Why is 4chan so obsessed with Reddit?

>>13061471
I think it's because most people here can't figure out how to properly use it lol. if your homepage looks like the main page instead of a bunch of shit related to your interests, you're doing it wrong.

>>13061428
based

>>13061481
i use reddit on occasion and the default subreddits are pure distilled cringe inducing cancer. i mean the content is mostly ok (except shit like r/funny, r/memes etc.), the comments on the other hand...

>>13061481
i only use reddit for the_donald

>>13061481
It's just a shit layout that I refuse to try and navigate.

>>13062809
I threw up a little in my mouth.

>>13061428
redpilled.

>>13061471
vegan redditor raid thread

>>13062809
Want to know how I know you came here during or after 2016?

why does reddit worship gordon ramsay. He's a shouty bad man

>>13061441

try not washing your dick

>>13063065
Ragusea always shits on Ramsay for some reason

>>13062809
One of my darkest secrets is that I was briefly a mod there.

hey dude, cheese is just a loaf of milk

For me, it's Roquefort.

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/a98ok5/guess_who/
>>13062788 ok now I see what you mean

>>13062809
Hows high school treating you?

>>13063259
For me, it's St. Agur.

>>13061481
It goes beyond that, the upvote system basically guarantees that nothing of importance is ever said there. It's pure mediocrity, enforced by committee. There's a reason why basically every meme comes from some kind of imageboard and only ends up on reddit to fucking die.

>>13061389
What if this is my take but I refuse to eat either?

>>13063307
>high school
most users of t_d are actual boomers

>>13063289
that's not even the worst thing i've seen by far

>>13063420
but it's among all time tops, but feel free to post the worst

>>13063427
you're in for a treat

>>13061100
>Dude, meat rots in your intestines for weeks

>>13061441
how do they put the skin on the cheese?

>>13063035
He literally admitted it, not hard to figure out. Except it was obvious b8 anyways, retard.

>>13061100
do you guys know the difference between a grilled cheese and a melt?

>>13062809
BASED
MAGA

>>13061100
I saw babish make this last week

>>13063486
I can’t tell if this is ironically bad or if there’s actually some faggot who thinks he’s an absolute meme lord for creating this abomination.

>>13063507
it was posted to one of the meme subreddits so i'm fairly sure it isn't ironic

>>13063524
It looks more like something you’d see on fucking 9gag, does that website even exist anymore?
I feel like I haven’t thought about it in 5+ years

>>13063530
i dont know and honestly i dont think i want to

>>13062809
Shouldn't you be working on your homework you faggot zoomer?

>>13061428
Why would anyone want to go to a website populated entirely of nu-males?

posting the last one

>>13061441
Bring milk to boil, put in vinegar/lemon, mix until curds separate from the whey. Strain through cheese cloth or another thin cloth and press out excess water. Put a weight on it and let it slowly drain out the water.

You now have paneer, without having to buy anything new from the store or buying any special equipment

>>13063757
Also add salt ofc

>>13063757
This is a recipe for ricotta you fucking street shitter.

Do this, except then press and brine it for Ricotta Salata, a noble white man's cheese.

>>13063362
saying lobsters are like sea bugs and refusing to eat them because of it is beyond Reddit tier in itself, so you need to go back

>>13064163
Objectively false. The plebbit option is willingly eating the bugs. That's what (((they))) and all the leftists want. People have been falling for the bug eating propaganda for years now. You're just one retard in a long line of many.

>>13061100
>takes
Reddit boomer faggot shit, go the fuck back

>>13064194
Literally the only place you see anyone talking about eating bugs is here, and it's the paranoid schizos like yourself driving it.

>>13064227
(((They))) have you right where they want you. Good goy, eat the bugs. The sea bugs too!

>>13064227
Lmao maybe in flyover country where you are, bumpkin, but here in the big city fat soyboys can't stop talking about it

>>13063369
No most of them are retarded high schoolers that think supporting trump makes them edgy and cool.

>>13064194
lobsters aren't bugs, idiot

>>13064227
Articles about eating bugs are so common even my mother has noticed them

>>13061428
(And That's a Good Thing)

>>13064354
That was because I mentioned it to her last night when I was "bug"gering her, lmao!

to those reading this have you ever had a moment I'm your life when you weren't a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian

>>13064013
It's so embarrassing that people are obsessed with race.

>with rice?
>9/10

>>13064289
They literally are. Do a simple Google search. They are closely related to spiders

>>13064469
Cope, come back in 1000 years when your people discover basic brining and curing techniques.

>>13063420
>>13063289
Reddit seems to have an obsession with gatekeeping. I was trying to explain to this dude that if you use cottage cheese, it is not lasagna, he wasn't having it.

>>13064481
They're both arthropods, but I wouldn't call it closely related. One's a crustacean and the other is an arachnid.

You might as well make the argument that lobsters are as closely related to bees as they are to spiders. There's some truth to it but it's misleading.

>>13063589
I dont understand this picture

>>13063354
Upvotes are so shitty in there, they other week I finally tried using reddit and the rules are so cringy, you need to wait five minutes to post (even replies on your own thread) you have to put flyers on every post or it's deleted, I tried making a post and the site deleted it for not having enough content but there were two other posts structured exactly like mine, and I tried to call bullshit on some guy's comment and I got -25 karma points now, what's the point of using it if you are punished for using it ?

>>13061441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06m_ib-tYy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEnifYNnDCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1k1w7SnNEY&t=3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iwYqfTUtXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2dXcMm6S40

>take
>hot take
>bad take

>>13064492
Well, I'm white so okay

>>13061100
>Dude tomatoes are fruit

>>13063495

>>13065688
uhm what are you implying bigot??

>>13061422
I don't think anyone should be executed for that, but I still believe that anything past medium is a waste of a perfectly fine piece of meat and if you do that you're a tastelet of the worst kind.

Every thread on this site is fucking cringe.
inb4
>go back
>nigger
>Americans

>>13063240
i always lose it to this fucking webm

>>13063757
>without having to buy anything new from the store or buying any special equipment
Except vinegar/lemon and cheese cloth.

>>13065547
Then to you, it's ricotta, not paneer.

>>13064876
No one can ever come up with anything creative there for this reason. 90% of memes on reddit come from here or Twitter. The only thing they've ever invented on their own is fucking adviceanimals which are so unbelievably banal it's almost beyond words. The only thing their website had to offer died when they banned fatpeoplehate.

>>13065878
speaking of cringe...

>>13061471
If Reddit didn't exist, we would have to create it, so we can have something to obsess over. Nobody actually goes there, and frankly I'm not sure it exists in reality.

>>13065739
ok reddit

>>13061471
Anyone who has to deal with normies in their day to day lives has reddit cringe shoved in their face 24/7.

>>13063486
When did new "meme formats" start amounting to adding different pictures to
>Me:
>X:

>>13064436
lmao

>>13066283
>normies
and you're one of them normalfag

>>13064227
No there is a large media push combined with my globes are warming shit.

>>13063250
What was it like? I always imagined the bulk of the mod team are edgy zoomers and paranoid boomers, mostly just laughing on discord about the triggered reports they get.
I was briefly a mod for r/astrophysics and that was basically what it was like.

>>13062809
Good bait.

>>13061100
>>13061102
>>13061389
>>13061416
>>13061422
How fucking retarded are you? Reddit endorses soy, not meat. And meat with fat is the healthiest food for you

>lmao I like to eat chili
>"the trick is to undercook the onions"
>r/unexpectedoffice EDIT: thanks for the gold!

>>13066795
Oh shit, is that a JoJo reference?

Edit: RIP my inbox, I now know more about JoJo references than I ever expected

>>13064936
based gavin

>>13062809
>guaranteed_replies.png

>>13061100
>No one really likes beer, you just pretend to until you get drunk enough not to care.

>>13061416
Steak tartare is unironically based.

>>13061471
If I have to see another fag in his Jordan's sipping out a Camelbak in his Patagonia I'm crying

Cole Robinson likes to eat bugs

Imagine a Bohemian Rhapsody comment chain where each redditor posts a line from the song.

that's all you need to know about reddit.

>>13063486
This shit makes me want to vomit

>>13067554
>Imagine a Bohemian Rhapsody comment chain where the second post is
>N
>that's all you need to know about 4chan(nel)

>>13061419
Depending on the cheese. Non-aged cheeses are just curdled milk-proteins. I wouldnt call that spoilage.

I guess you could say mature cheese is spoiled since its cultured but i would call it "controlled spoilage"

>calling an opinion a "take"
God, I fucking hate zoomers.

>>13064481
They're as closely related as cows and lamprey. They literally just share a phlyum. Taxonomic rank goes kingdom, then phylum. They're as far apart as you can be before you're comparing a plant to an animal. Learn some fucking science before you try to teach it. Granted, they are more closely related to bugs than they are to cows, but it's still so far apart that it's basically nonsense.

>dude the impossible burger tastes just like real meat

>>13066743
panicking

>>13065878
It's filled with people who are trying to out-edgy each other to stick it to those evil normal fags who don't even know they exist. The same people feel like they are better because they are the only ones smart enough to hate something popular

>>13067930
It does taste like a bubba burger but thats not saying much

>>13067853
Fuck off Aristotle, your classification system has been destroyed by DNA analysis.

>>13065878
No but really, go back

>>13063259
absolutely based, my favourite blue cheese