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13061855 No.13061855 [Reply] [Original]

>lil jar $3
>big jar $4
daddy like

>> No.13061864 [DELETED] 

>>13061855
im gay btw and love phallic shaped objects in my mouth. just thinking about sucking down a pickle makes my stomach tingle with excitement

>> No.13061910

>>13061864
but these pickles are sliced up like bruce jenders saucisse. makes me a bit nauseous

>> No.13062073

>>13061910
They're like foreskins, OP is a Jew.

>> No.13062163

What's a good use for left over pickle juice?

>> No.13062166

>>13062163
chicken brine

>> No.13062178

>>13062163
enemas

>> No.13062191

>>13062163
chicken brine
vaginal douche

>> No.13062202
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>>13061855
>spears
You had one job

>> No.13062238

>>13062202
I like em like I like my foreskins. cut

>> No.13062272

>>13061855
Mt. Olive is just about the worst pickle in existence.

>> No.13062355

>>13062272


>>13062272
This

>> No.13062937

>>13062272
worst than vlassic? no

>> No.13063036

>>13062163
Drink it with vodka on ice

>> No.13063070

>>13061855
>not Claussen
Dropped

>> No.13063107

>>13062937
Absolutely yes

>> No.13063266

>>13062163
Cure hangovers, drink it if its really hot, make pickle juice popsicles in an icecube tray (its actually delicious, not kidding). Save it and make a nice bloody mary mix.

Protip though, pickle juice has a ass ton of electrolytes. Pro athletes drink it to fight cramping.

>> No.13063271

>>13063266
*if its really hot outside

Dont drink boiling pickle juice

>> No.13063294

>>13062272
Obviously you havnt had those single packaged pickles

>> No.13063324

>>13063294
Youre not talking shit about BIG PAPA and HOT MAMA are you? You better cut that shit out

>> No.13063345

>>13062238
Why not cut your own pickles?
You can also make dill chips and whatever the fuck else pickle shape you want with the whole things.
I don't understand why people buy precut pickles.

>> No.13063377

>>13063324
If that is what you call the horrible gas station/walmart pickles then yes that shit is nasty.

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>>13062202
close, but not quite

>> No.13063588

Im upset that the dude who asked what to do with pickle juice never responded to my opinions. I guess my very affectionate uncle was right, no one will ever listen to what I have to say

>> No.13063595

Why are gherkins so rare? They're GOAT for relish

>> No.13063615

>>13063377
Sometimes people need a pickle and are in a hurry. HOT MAMA meets those needs

>> No.13063717
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>>13061855
>Mt.Olive

Step aside son.

>> No.13063778
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>>13063717
>refuses to move

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>>13061855
>tfw a small tub of Grillo's with like 13 spears total costs the same as a gallon jar of those fucking goblin penises
not fair

>> No.13063816

>>13063588
Let’s see if you’ve learned that lesson.

Anon, what do you do with your leftover pickle juice?

>> No.13064341

>>13063588
n-nothing uncle

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>>13061855
>>13062202
>>13063426
>>13063717
>>13063778
Capitalist scum

>> No.13064398

If you dont eat Best Maid pickles, you're literally not human

>> No.13064473

>>13062163
brine

>> No.13064811

>>13063816
Oh. I got a response. Well, all this shit (it was my post):
>>13063266

I thought my OP at least original or informative enough to get ONE legit response. I was wrong

>> No.13064834

>>13064368
privyet

>> No.13064849
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I make all of my own pickles. I also started making drinking vinegars recently too

>> No.13064861

>>13062272
Then what are the best pickles?

>> No.13064882
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>>13064368
>vegan pickles!

>> No.13064961

>>13064368
>vegan

>> No.13065091

A. Cornhichon
B. Baby pickles (whole)
C. Giant pickles, crinkle cut coins
D. Spears
F. Relish

this list is actually objectively correct and there is nothing you can do to disprove me

also mt. olive SLAPS

>> No.13065564

>>1306484
>drinking vinegars
gaylord detected

>> No.13065602

>>13064368
>brined in Soviet piss.
>vegan.
Of course.

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13065806

Texasfag roll call

>> No.13066106

>>13065806
stop posting based HEB, it hurts too much. the closest thing we have is wegmans and it doesnt begin to compare.
HEB is the only redeeming thing about that cesspool known as the lone star state
>>13064368
theres something off about europickles. i dont like em at all.

>> No.13066216

>>13063778
Boars head is such a bullshit brand.

>> No.13066284

>>13064368
spasibo bratishka

>> No.13066313

>>13061855
don't buy anything kosher please

>> No.13066596

>>13062073
>Daddy likey
>KOSHER pickle Spears
Op a hand wringer

>> No.13067559

>>13062272
this, absolute garbage

>> No.13067741

>>13062272
actually the pickles I tried to make at home a few weeks ago were the worst pickles in existence
seriously they were so awful and tasted like no other pickle I've ever eaten

>> No.13068817
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Step aside, children

>> No.13068822
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>eating pickles that were brined instead of properly fermented

>> No.13068837

Are there any soups that use pickles?

>> No.13068849

>>13061855
tssss what is that a mountain made out of olives?