/ck/ - Food & Cooking

well this is off topic but now I have an excuse to avoid alcohol

also this explains some things

>>13055923

You callin my nigga shoenice a faggot you little bitch?

>>13055923
>Especially if you're a mice.
fug.

>>13055978
He's sober now. Do try to keep up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZh8_YmTuE

imma mice uwu

>>13055998
I hate that fake manufactured cuteness

>>13055978
Looks like one.

>>13055998
That was some stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W65JhGY-z6Y

>>13055998
>you will never have these girls eating your crumbs and shitting everywhere in your house

>>13055980
>>13055998
Mice studies are much stronger evidence than p-hacked statistical black magic.

>>13056146
Mice must be pretty fucking good at science then.

>>13055937
>it's just a very convenient
I didn't know he was Italian.

>>13055923
Welp, I'm fucked.
What do I consume to get my test back up?

>>13056458
we've known that chronically high levels of alcohol consumption inhibit reproductive systems and cause all sorts of damage to the human body for a looooooong time. Just keep yourself under the guideline levels for high risk and you'll be fine

For men, no more than four drinks per day and no more than 14 drinks per week total, for women, half that. A drink being
12 floz of beer
10 floz of cider or malt liquor
5 floz of wine
3 floz of port, sherry, cordials, aperitif or liqueurs
1.5 floz of hard liquor

If you drink more than this you will not only become an estrogenized bugman and you will face increased risk of organ risk and cancer.

>>13055937
Cooking with wine burns the alcohol off, homie. You can't get wasted off of stew made with beer, beer bread, or chicken marsala.

>>13056579
>You can't get wasted off of stew made with beer, beer bread, or chicken marsala.
Challenge accepted, but what's beer bread?

>>13056458
Same. I've noticed I haven't liked anybody for the most part in a long time. And it doesn't bother me, though I know I'm different than I used to be. Isolation and heavy alcohol use takes it's toll I suppose.

>>13055923
cool, but what a retarded way to highlight
why not just highlight the summary instead of random words?

>>13055923
alcohol is trash.

>>13056896
>random
Yeah well coming from a brainlett who can't punctualise nor capitalise I think I'll throw your opinion right into the trash where it belongs.
It already IS a summary you fucko, do you want me to highlight the whole thing? It's highlighted as to make sense semantically, but maybe I shouldn't waste big words on your small brain.

>>13057013
Lmao

>>13057013
good rant

>>13056579
Maybe if you flambe or something but the whole alcohol burning off during cooking thing is a meme in most cases

>>13057013
>ethanol
>significantly increased
>decreased
>testosterone
>androgen

excellent summary

>>13055998
I kinda wonder what the comercial would be like if the cat caught those girls haha

>>13057179
Surely nobody will notice you're being fallacious.