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bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle. perfect balance of sweet and savory

>>13053831
McDonald's still has breakfast bagels? What the FUCK. They stopped serving them like three years ago when I was still living in Missouri. Now that I'm in Oregon they don't have them either. Where the hell do I have to go to get the best breakfast sandwich again?

>>13053868
I’ve seen them in both Michigan and New England.

>>13053860
What part of America is this?

>>13053898
how could you tell it was america?

>>13053868
The northeast

>>13053898
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois_Tollway_oasis

>>13053831
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>>13053986
I used to get the steak egg and cheese bagels but one time there was a big piece of gristle in the steak. It's never been the same.

>>13054005
Yeah you'll get that from time to time - not the best cuts of meat being used.. You can deconstruct these sandwiches and eat each part individually and it still gud

>>13053928
I live in NY and they don’t sell them here. I guess I’ll check tomorrow :(

we have these in PA, they're such a buttery mess but i love them

>>13054005

Just pull the piece out and keep eating, fool.

>>13053898
All of it

Hmm. The single best breakfast item may be the hash browns. However, I will say sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin as my final answer, Alex.

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>>13053986
That's Oklahoma.

A challenger has entered the arena

>>13054394
Man you gotta sub round egg for those egg beaters before we can even talk

>>13054397
Absolutely not. Those things are disgusting and the stench will clear a fucking stadium since they overcook the round eggs out of fear of muh salmonella boogeyman

just hit me up with a hashbrown and a bunch of ketchup

the pancakes are pretty dang good

>>13054401
Sounds like an exaggeration. I would always prefer to have real rather than synthetic myself.

>>13054260
when i got out of college i lived in easton, pa. There was this gas station on northampton street that had the best steak breakfast sandwiches. really disgusting looking but they tasted amazing.

>>13054416
Maybe an exaggeration about an entire stadium, but I remember these things were going for $1 a piece several years ago and 3 guys would bring these into the office everyday and people would fucking rage about the horrific stench

>>13053860
FPBP
Some McDonalds will add the sausage patty to it if you ask. And it's fucking great

>>13054426
That is funny. I used to be a wage slave and this dot Indian bitch reheated fish in the microwave one time. I subsequently patrolled the fridge on my mid-morning break and trashed her meals for weeks on end. Good times. Fuck that stinky bitch if she doesn't like it she can take her stank ass back to Bombay.

>>13054443
Based and redpilled

HNNNG I mean like I wouldn't but some crazy guy might, lol haha omy gad man! You could fuck that thing, ahahaha. I mean, like I have nvever tried, but I might dudde hahah! yayaeeee

>>13054464
You can't.

>>13054443

I hope you got in deeper trouble than she would have, faggot.

>>13054488
I wouldn't! haha why I do that.

>>13054464
yeah man like haha it kinda looks like a butthole! Man imagine sticking your tongue in that thing haha

>>13054496
I got in zero trouble. I think she got the message, too, because even after i relented she did not microwave fish again.

>>13054517

Are you sure it was because of what you did, or did she have someone actually talk to her about it, or did she realize by herself that it was a bad idea, and you did your passive-aggressive stunt for no reason?

>>13053868
I've been eating steak, egg and cheese bagels for over a decade here in Ohio. Probably eaten a thousand of them. Actually I just had two this morning.

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>>13053986
It's in Vinita, Oklahoma.

Illinois Tollway Oases are food courts with a number of restaurants. Three of them have been demolished in the past 3 years due to highway expansions, with no plans for replacements.

>>13053860
The egg and cheese is too weird for me, I love the sausage mcgriddles though.

>>13054394
Add cheese and I'll agree.

>>13053831
Dude those bagels are like trying to chew through a shoe. McGriddles are much better.

>>13054606

They're too sweet and flimsy

>>13054539
There was nothing passive about it. Id that subhuman brownskinned shitlooking shitresembling toiletdwelling brown fugly nasty subcontinental nigger comes to a country conquered by my glorious ancestors and stinks up the joint, that is what she gets. Fuck subEuropean "people." Stupid brown people who look and smell like turds, the lot of them.

>>13053920
America is the only nation with wide toll highways and crazy McDonald's.

>>13054624

I'm starting to think you didn't throw them away at all, otherwise you would have been reprimanded over this kind of behaviour, I guess you're just a pitiful faggot, fantasizing about sticking it to the icky browns when you can't even look one in the eye, not even the brown eye.

>>13054636
You are correct about one thing, lady. Even brown people like you think of anuses and feces when they think of brown people. Not good associations. Not good at all.

>>13054664

I was making a joke about brown people and brown eyes, idiot. Also, are you projecting that Indian lady onto me, and are currently taking out your aggression on me? How cute, I wish I knew the lady, so that I could properly imitate her. I'm sure she looks down at you, socially and physically, same as your other co-workers

>>13054697
In jokes there are truths. Your unconscious slip reveals a lot about yourself, madam, and about the true value you put on your nigger husband and pickaninny kids.

>>13053831
I used to get so blackout drunk that I would wake up with absolutely no recollection of the previous night. One day I woke up after a blackout bender but this time I had a faint memory of eating a sausag mcmuffin with cheese and loving the fuck out of it, at first I thought it was just a dream because I had never had one before but then I went back to McDonald's and got a couple more and they were just like I remembered from the nigh before and I was in fucking heaven. A sandwich was so fucking delicious that it actually penetrated my brain during a blackout phase where I technically shouldn't have been able to create new memories so yeah for me it's the sausage mcmuffin with cheese

>>13054705

I made a conscious pun. Do you not know that people have brown eyes, has it been a while since you looked in a mirror? I doubt you have baby blues, like the Aryan ancestors you wish you had instead of dirt-poor wasps.

>>13054715
Imagine being this assmad about being 3rd world trashheap streetshitting refuse. Always the criticism and the mockery of your betters but at the same time always crowding into wherever we are, trying to learn our language, desperate to leech off our greatness, greatness which your kind are forever denied.

>>13053831
This is the best but they don’t sell it anymore as far as I know at least near me.

>>13054727

She seems to have the same job you have, so it sounds like she IS at your greatness, or perhaps, if she isn't that great, then your level of greatness isn't very high. Better still, maybe "I used to be a wage slave" means that you were fired, so you're even lower. Wouldn't that be ironic, a welfare queen shitting on someone who works for a living.

>>13054744
Keep dreaming, lady. Maybe one day your white knight will sweep you away lmao

There is a breakfast sandwich I think it’s called the breakfast double stack or something it’s 2 sausages and egg and bacon on a biscuit or the McGriddle I believe it’s like $4.50 but they do a any sandwich for $2 special during local sports game days so I get then it’s pretty ducking good

>>13054711
I got so drunk I ordered 9 apple pies and got up sold by one for an even 10.

>>13054755

So, what is your job now, Anon, assuming you still have one?

>>13054403
Okay, this guy FUCKS.

>>13054761
I counsel negresses like you on coming to terms with their inferiority, accepting that they smell like trash, and not being obnoxious on the internet just because they lost the genetic lottery.

I already emailed you my contact info, lady, so we will have our first session Monday at 3. Via teleconference, of course, because I don't want you trailing your foul negro funk into my office. Also, as noted in my email, wear a paper bag on your head so i don't have to look at your broad flaring animal nostrils or blubbery fat cracksmoking cocksucking lips.

>>13054857

It was an honest question, you do actually have a job, right? You aren't just coasting on your racial heritage, are you? Wouldn't that be something, someone from a race of proud conquerors not being able to hold a job. Pride is supposed to be from a person's actions, not their race, because otherwise, what's the point? It sounds like your former co-worker has more to be proud of, even with a wageslave job.

>>13054876
What does any of this have to do with food or cooking?

>>13053831
This used to be my go-to before I realized it was half of my daily calories

Now I'm a griddle man

McBurrito, yum yum yumaroo the best fast food burrito for you

>>13053831

It is indeed the steak egg cheese bagel.

Close second are the bags of small McGriddles they do in France. Can't finds a picture of them though.

>>13053831
I'm going to McDonald's for breakfast. What should I get lads?

>>13056426
This tastes much better than it has any right too. You know as far as fast food breakfast burritos rights go.

>>13054278
Or not be a pussy beta male and just eat it

>>13053831
Sausage egg & cheese McGriddle

>>13054420

Woah, I live 30 minutes from Easton, I'll have to check that out.

Fresh hashbrowns are the best.

>>13054420
Eastonian here, what is it called?

>>13053831
Egg McMuffin without the fake cheese.

>>13053868
the recently brought bagels back near me. still no steak though.

>>13056677
>steak
>mcdonalds
it's a burger patty dimwit

>>13056685
You know that a burger patty is also known as a Hamburg Steak, retard

>>13056763
my point was that you can just ask for a burger patty in place of a sausage patty, retard

>>13056685
>>13056774
not him, but you're the fuckin' retard buddy

McDonald's steak is not their hamburger patty, get the fuck out of here with your mcgriddle trash, zoomer

>>13054037
What part of NY? I live near Syracuse and every McDonalds around here has them.

>>13053831
No Contest

>>13056685
Since it IS beef, I do tend to think of it as a weird breakfast burger. I tested this theory by adding ketchup and mustard one morning, and they worked very well.