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13051793 No.13051793 [Reply] [Original]

>yesterday
>wake up
>shit i'm fucking hungry hombre
>decide to eat some granana (banana with granola)
>banana nowhere to be seen
>wtf
check fridge
>someone put the bananas in the fridge
>reee
>make my thing
>go to living room, brother is wathcing tv
>"putting bananas in the fridge is worse than the holocaust"
>"right"
>eat my thing
>go back to bed
>today
>fuck i'm feeling hungry compa
>decide to eat banola (granola with banana)
>banana nowhere to be seen
>wtf
>check fridge
>banana is back in the fridge
>loudly proclaim "THIS IS ANOTHER SHOAH"

>> No.13051798

So you are the little bitch in your house no one respects and then you vent your frustrations on 4channel?

>> No.13051801

>>13051793
Why do you care, they paid for it and you didn't. You're bitching about a bunch of nothing.
Go live on your own without roommates you fucking fag.

>> No.13051807

>>13051801
>they paid for it and you didn't
Nice assumptions, I bought the bananas.
>>13051798
I asked my sister in law what was up and she said she was planning on making a smoothie later. I guess it's fine.

>> No.13051808

Let's place bets on how many cats this bitch will have. I suspect 3.

>> No.13051812

>>13051793
Fun fact, only the one on the far left has positive potassium when digested. The potassium content in the less ripe ones is countered by the unfermented sugars

>> No.13051816

>>13051793
try being an adult and move out

>> No.13051818

>>13051812
How is that fun?

>> No.13051822

People who sperg over menial shit, or even worse who bring their pathetic whining online are pitiful

>> No.13051827

>>13051822
Isn't that what you're doing?
It's like calling the kettle black so to speak.

>> No.13051831

>>13051822
>he says, sperging over menial shit and whining online

>> No.13051837

>>13051818
Because now, like me, you can watch retards who don't know anything about food talk about getting their potassium from a green banana and never broach the subject because it seems asinine.

>> No.13051856
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>>13051837
Here's one for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJoBOR_b37c

>> No.13051858

>>13051856
Bah, I didn't crop it right.

>> No.13051859

>>13051793
This kind of faggotry is why parents need to start beating children again

>> No.13051885

>>13051859
These days there would be too many law suits for corporal punishment, and dumb niggers that think that the government should bring up their niggerkids instead of having any responsibility for their own spawn.

>> No.13051886
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>>13051793
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

>> No.13051887

>>13051886
Plot twist: The only reason the holocaust is a bad thing is because it didn't exist, and the only reason Hitler is bad is because he lost

>> No.13051888

>>13051886
He was right in a certain time frame, the goose stepping is not one, gassing folk is another.
My family is from Prussia and that goose stepping shit is out of bounds bullshit.

>> No.13051897

>>13051887
Twisty: He was a moron and was wrong.
Is that twisty enough for you?

>> No.13051902

>>13051827
>>13051831
No, I'm not sperging or whining I'm stating an objective fact.

>> No.13051912

>>13051793
>On top of refrigerator
The top of fridges are usually hot

>> No.13051920
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>>13051902
So go goose step. I'm American, I don't goose step for anyone, especially a cunt named shitler.

>> No.13051929

the halocause never happened but if it did it was a good thing

>> No.13051935

>>13051929
So you blame the jews for all of your problems. I'm not jewish and I love hearing your sob stories blaming jews for all of your problems.
Bring them on...

>> No.13051940

>>13051837
Yes it's asinine. Even now. Congrats on letting it out at least once in your life though

>> No.13051944

>>13051887
>>13051888
>>13051929
Pointing out OP's fallacious logic doesn't mean I approve or disapprove of Hitler. And this is about nasty ass bananas and how OP is a shitty faggot roommate who makes people hate him, not about Hitler and how all the Jews should've dieded.

>> No.13051954

>>13051944
Give your "roommate" you big banana cock while blaming jews for your homosexuality. That's the problem with you people you're always blaming others for your own bullshit.

>> No.13051964

>>13051793
you are immature and petty , you are to damn old to be acting like this , grow the hell up.

>> No.13051965

The Holocaust didn't happen

>> No.13051969

>>13051965
I agree that jews tried to take over the word "holocaust." That word existed long before jews tried to make it a money game.

>> No.13051996

Another funny thing is that anyone that disagrees with a jew is all of a sudden an "anti-semite" and full of hate crimes deserving of extra penalties of law.
This shit just gets stupid and pathetic.

>> No.13052039

>>13051807
the fact that you DID pay for it just cements his point lmao

>> No.13052041

>>13051902
agreed

>> No.13052047

>>13051996
"The world is controlled by a small group of Eskimo elite illuminati" haha dude lol

"The world is controlled by Jews" DUDE WTF you're fired and your bank account is frozen goy

>> No.13052057

>>13051822
Repetitive menial shit is annoying as hell especially when you tell people off
My roommate spergs about keeping all wardrobe doors open which I'm fine with but he insists on keeping even my doors open(which are in a completely different room) even though I've told him to mind his own business he continues to open my wardrobe doors day after day
Same with all the window blinds, he always angles them in such a way that people down on the street can easily see in, and it gets really annoying every time I go to take a shower and I'm going past completely exposed in all my glory with toddlers outside

>> No.13052069

>>13052057
who cares it's 2019, most of those toddlers are lgbqt+ anyway

>> No.13052083

>>13052047
What are you on about?
Are you just a simpleton freak job?

>> No.13052089

>>13052057
metropolis?

>> No.13052095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZxMSifwgE4

What most people forget and what binds us is love.

>> No.13052122

>>13052069
>it's the current year
Unlike degenerative troglodytes such as yourself. I don't like swinging my dick in front of unsuspecting people, much less children

>> No.13052139

>>13052122
You creepy spook, pull that out on halloween for shits and giggles.

>> No.13052157

>>13052122
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.13053663

the only acceptable thing to do is to freeze the nanas because you bought them in bulk and you have protein shakes to make so they turn into ice cube nanas and you don't eat more than 1 per day because you aren't a fat ass who relies on fructose for satisfaction.

>> No.13053786

>>13052157
I'm very aware but this thread turned into whether OP is autistic or not. Get off your high horse