/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13045292
Whore

>>13045292
Based tranny is my new favorite YouTube celebrity!

>>13045322
Sinner

>>13045322
Aww, I think it's trying to communicate!

>>13045292
>carcasses

>>13045292
I knew she was a cast iron master race. Teflon Jew shitters btfo

Very pleasant video. 9/10 would watch again

>>13045292
i fapped to you, op. plz be my tranny gf

>>13045358
Sorry to crush your dreams, but I do also own a Teflon pan. It depends what I’m doing. But I definitely use cast iron most of the time.

>>13045398
>>13045326
Thanks. But not a tranny. I’ve got a gen-you-wine va-gine!

>>13045579
Fuck really? I was really hoping you had a lady benis. Well in that case you're ugly as sin and I will not indulge in your gay video.

>>13045572

Why not just get one of those ceramic pans? Teflon is literally poison.

Another good video. However... I’m nitpicking when I say Use less words, be more direct. Lots of people have the same issue though. For instance near the end you say “I went with about tablespoon or so.“ Just say “I went with a tablespoon.” Why be wishy-washy?

Also please show your naked ass so I can jerk off to it. Thx in advance.

fuck yeah now i know how to put mushrooms in a blender

>>13045589
kek'd

has this board just become a place to advertise youtube channels?

>>13045292
don't listen to the bullying OP

>>13045736
Yes. The mods are dead and anon killed them.

>>13045292
Watched it, good shit.
I'd definitely make you my wifey, just come to South Dakota.

Listen to the bullying, OP. You need to hear it because it is true.

>>13045292
if this thing served me food I'd send it back and go home
cant even tell if its a man or a woman. absolutely Sad.

let me see your feet first,
then ill watch your video, whore

>>13045292
>ugly dyke shilling again

god damn rose namajunas is looking fucking ROUGH these days...

>>13045292
I liked this video. Forging for mushrooms sounds really fun. I live in the southwest though so that’s not happening. Maybe one day. Anyway good job

>>13045292
I wouldn’t advertise your videos here. 4chan is a loathsome place full of loathsome conservatards. Not the audience anyone wants.

>>13045896
growing them yourself is much easier and if you have the space, allows you to have fresh mushrooms whenever you like. Foraging is just a waste of time honestly, unless you're a huge fag that finds hiking outside fun

>>13045918
There are a lot of mushrooms that can't be cultivated (or at least haven't been).

>>13045292
traps are still gay

>>13045589
>>13045398
>>13045326
>>13045899
kys faggots.

Good cooking video. Music was quiet, instructions clear and well paced, and editing was good.

>This is why /ck/ has no oc

is five ingredients for mushroom soup impressive?

>>13045878
I like boyish looking girls. I will fight you to defend m'lady's honor( if m'lady so chooses)
*nods respectfully towards OP's direction*

>>13046221
My mushroom's soup has only one ingredient: love. How's that for impressive? ;^)

>>13046402
pretty good, can you love me too?

>>13045292
Show more of your sexy daughter.

>>13045292
why not grow your hair out like a real lady instead of the GI Jane look?

Based incels itt patrolling the thot OP.

all women are whores

>>13045292
Yuck, please consider wearing a burqua

good stuff, you're definitely improving
but your proof reading could be improved, you typo'd butter

i'd also wouldn't consider this to be a 5 ingredient soup really but that's just me being nit-picky, nobody considers a little salt to be a title ingredient, and if you're reconstituting dried mushrooms of the same variety isn't it really just a regular mushroom soup?
title seems a bit misleading and I had thought you were going to be using a mixture of the chanterelles and creminis
you also didn't put the recipe in the description like on your previous videos
now that im looking you're missing the recipe on the duck pot pie too

it really helps to write it out for people who want to make something without having to rewatch the video multiple times, else it's a little frustrating to do it all off memory and mimicry
I also like being able to do comparisons at a glance before investing time into watching a vid, just a little QoL thing

Feet or gtfo

>>13045292
Stop shilling your retarded Reddit videos here, you horribly disfigured tranny. Fuck off.

Neck yourself dyke.

>>13045292
You look exactly like I did when I was a prepubescent male except I had muscle definition in my arms instead of flabby fat.

The worst part is she is trying to mimic the colloquialisms of that kike banish.

Blacked when?

>>13045292
you look like rust female character model

>>13046864
yeah not a big fan of the haircut

>let the butter and the shrooms get to know eachother

I dont get it.. whats the appeal pf cooking videos? I like to cook but thats because i can taste the food when its done. Through a screen its just like watching someone do their chores or something

>>13045292
this boy is pretty cute desu

>>13047308

are you really this stupid ?

the appeal is to watch someone else prepare a meal step by step , especially if person watching has not made it before ,
some people need visual confirmation that they have done some something correctly .

it is difficult to believe you are to stupid to not have been able glean this information .

>>13047082
Thanks again for the helpful advice anon.

>>13047445
U mad?

>>13047097
>>13045870

You guys keep asking for this, so ok I guess. I’ll take a photo later today and post it.

>>13047273
Neither am I. I like tomboys and assertive girls, but I also really love long hair and I don't think that long hair has to define anything. I just looks good on a girl.
I hope OP is a lesbian for real.

>>13045589
tough but fair

>>13047539
She's not ugly. Perfect chubbiness ratio. Just needs to grow her hair out.

>>13047097
>>13045870
Here ya go ya filthy degenerates. OP book for proof.

>>13047544
ahem... while I am inclined to say taste is subjective in this case no. you're wrong and bad

>>13047549
Whatever, I would.

>>13047548
damn dude. those´ve seen some rough years. kudos for delivering tho. the boys will go crazy

>>13047548
post tits instead. footfags are cancerous faggots who need to wash their mouth out with buckshot

also fuck you for being a footfag enabler

>>13047767
Imagine being this angry that OP actually delivered.

>>13047767
Oh look the baby wants to see the titties. What are you, 10? Grow up.

>>13047775
>>13047783
>t. footfag
kill yourselves

>>13047539
No, it's not
stop sucking up to these faggots
this is NOT the community you should trying to become prosperous in

Most people ITT don't know how to cook and most people OTB only come to talk about e-celebs and fast food

stop trying to please these people
stop posting your feet like some desperate cam girl
make videos for yourself, not 4chan

fuck
what the fuck is wrong with people
it's 2019 and people are still coming here to try to get the edgy community to love them

>>13047912
Seeth

>>13047924
dilate

>>13045322
fpbp

>>13046399
>I like boys
Yeah we understand fag

>>13045647
>Also please show your naked ass so I can jerk off to it.
Literally the only reason why you're giving this dumb roastie any kind of feedback or advice at all. At least you're honest

>>13047912
uuuhhh... why would you assume I'm OP?
only thing I can think of is that you're a dim queer

I don't understand, your production value is just as high (or rather low) as any other 500k+ sub cooking channels, why advertise on this shithole?

>>13048041
she (he) is likely a shitposter here and just does it for laughs. are you this retarded or just pretending?

>>13047548
Those are the manliest pair of feet I have ever seen, desu.

>>13048070
the replies seem too wholesome to be a jaded shitposter

>>13048134
Those are also the first pair of feet you've ever seem.

>>13047548
Hnnnnnngggggg!

>>13048139
the other explanation is OP is a literal retard, but that doesnt seem to be the case listening to her videos.
she gets called a tranny and ugly every time she posts a video. if shes not a legit retard, OR doing it just for shitposting laughs, whats the third alternative?
/ck/ doesn't have enough people to give her videos enough views for monetization

>>13048183
Shes getting 200+ free views on every video. Shes kinda smart

>>13048196
pretty sure thats nowhere close to the threshold for monetization, but i dont know for certain

>>13048205
Maybe she just likes the attention

>>13048220
>she

OP might not beat him in a beauty contest but it was a better tutorial than anything Jack's ever done

>>13048292
wrong. based ja/ck/ always had amazing tutorials. and he tasted the food to let us the viewers know it was good

>>13045292
When do we get to watch you getting railed

>>13048449
preferably by another chick cuz u look like a dyke

>>13045292
Filthy lesbo

>>13048508
>>13048506
>>13048449

She's got a kid in the other video. Unless it was adopted, my money is on her being straight.

>>13048512
or she tried dick once and got knocked up

>>13045292
I would like to try making something like this with what I can find here in the store. There is an international market that has more than just crimini and portobellos, so next time I'm there I'll see what I can get. Ignore the fags who'd rather 35 fast food threads and no quality OC.

>>13048514
Do you know how hard it is to get knocked up? It's not just like stick a dick in it and bamo! babyville! Unless the girl is 14 years old and fertile as fuck, the timing in her cycle needs to be nearly perfect. Nobody just "tries dick once and gets knocked up". That fictional nonsense only belongs in movies and the imagination of people who have never had sex.

Your cheesecake video was nice and it got me to try it out last weekend, so thanks for that. Glad to see some OC out of this place at least.
Keep being you, butchlez.

>>13048512
Some lesbos crave cock occasionally and she looks like one of that brand.

>>13048420
Imagine jack and her doing a vidya together and she lovingly works the side of jack's dead arm. It would be a post-modernist interpretation of /ck/.

>>13047988
Even if you aren't specifically OP, I'm talking to the OP
even if OP isn't the one who said "tough but fair", that doesn't make my comment/reply directed to the OP

>>13048883
*not directed

>>13047097
not bad desu
would suckle

https://youtu.be/05XQ2J_KEOo

Go to about 2:30 or so.

Cute feet n vids me likies

I'm going to be making the pumpkin pie cheesecake you have a video on for my family's thanksgiving. Hopefully it's good enough to make my sister shut the fuck up for five minutes instead of being a jealous jerk all the time.

>>13049470
Are you a bull dyke like OP or a submissive?

>>13049470
What's wrong with regular pumpkin pie? It's a classic.

>>13049470
Can you shout out /ck/ in your next video plz?

>>13045292
Pretty nice, thank you for sharing.

>>13049735
The videos I make are about software development topics so that kind of shoutout would be a little out of place.

>everything in grams

For God's sake, give it to me in the King's units. I want to pour stuff into a measuring cup and then into the pot, not get out the scale and fuck around with it.

>>13049869
Oh yeah measuring by volume is great. Totally the same as measuring by mass because everything weighs the same.

>>13049896
>Totally the same as measuring by mass because everything weighs the same.

Irrelevant since 1 cup of sugar is both volumetrically and mass-equivalent to 1 cup of sugar.

>>13049974
You are actually retarded.

>>13047293
+1

>>13048685
Awwww thanks!
>>13049470
Yessss!!! Do it!!!
>>13048516
Good luck! I find as long as you use a few different kinds of mushrooms it comes out great. The dried porcini is pretty essential though. Check European markets, like polish delis, they would have dried porcini. Usually cheap too.
>>13048139
Thanks, I try.
>>13048205
No monetization on my videos, I’m just getting started. That stuff really only matters if you’re getting 50,000+ views.
>>13049735
Will do.

>>13050219
since youve already shown your feet once can i see the soles of your feet thanks

>>13045292
I appreciate you not being a stutter posting faggot like the other bitch on here. Keep up with the content.

>>13050084
I would shoot heroin for this woman

>>13050243
Who’s the stutter bitch?

>>13047912
Jesus christ you are a chump fuckin' barney ass beta cuck faggot melvin nigger jamoke.

>>13045292
Very professional video.

Very good video!

>>13045292
I wanna fuck this girl so bad

>>13047548
>Here ya go ya filthy degenerates. OP book for proof.
Id marry you desu.

>>13049974
Yeah I remember this one time I used two separate tablespoons to measure out a tablespoon of flour each. One was about 3 grams more than the other. I thought that I had stumbled onto a vast global conspiracy where companies were skimping hundreds of thousands if not millions off of consumers by slightly adjusting the amount a tablespoon would hold.

Turns out I was just fucking retarded.

Lmao. who dis ahaha

Why are most trannies fat? Come on man, have some self respect

>>13047548
You should take your socks off for an hour or so before taking pictures of your feet, amateur.

>>13045292
Glad to see that Id make a more attractive girl than you and I'm a guy

>>13051175
>>13050022

Fucking morons who can't use volume measurements. Unbelievable.

Stop bulling the tranny, guys.

>>13045292
this dyke is gross

>>13045292
would like to befriend you on the basis you have at least 7/10 friends (who are female) who I could possibly meet and go out with

>>13045292
I love your videos and I have already tried a couple of recipes. btw I also furiously masturbate after watching your hands stirring ingredients don't know if that matter.

YIKES the thread

>>13050771
Cooking with Alice I think she calls herself.

I'm not sure I really understand. She doesn't look like the kind of person who belongs here. She looks like the kind of person who would find this place "deeply problematic"

>>13052053

>>13052053
Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm sure there's lots of butch lesbian posters here.

>>13047548
>>13045292
>>13047548
aight, i'm gonna get rid of this boner real quick

>>13052557
>catman

>>13045292
i thought this pic was of a teenage boy until i saw the tired eyes

>>13047293
YO LIL DONNIE

>>13045292
Honestly, good recipe and technique. Reasonably charismatic too.

Tattoos and public female swearing are degenerate however, so I will not be subscribing.

Why the hell did you soak half in broth and brown the rest in the pan? Is the flavor really that much better when adding some that are soaked? Seems pointless imo.

>>13056669
She rehydrated the dried ones. If I want mushrooms other than white button, brown cremini, baby bellas, and regular portobellos, then I would have to find a specialty place or buy dried ones. Also dried ones might develop different flavor like dried peppers, but I don't know for sure.