/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13040632
he based

is he a real chef?

>>13040632
he is based

He does good videos and is entertaining to listen to

>>13040632
babish man bad

john man good

>>13040636
yes

>>13040632

>Cayenne Pepper

>>13040636
>John Mitzewich graduated from Paul Smith's College, New York, in 1983. He received an Associate of Applied Science Degree, with Honours, in Culinary Arts/Chef Training, and was also honoured as the school's 1983 "Outstanding Chef Training Student.".[4] He's "held just about every position possible in the food industry" including Executive Sous Chef at the Carnelian Room, Sous Chef at Ryan's Café, and Garde Manger at the San Francisco Opera. Chef John was a Chef Instructor at the California Culinary Academy in San Francisco for five years before leaving to focus on teaching people to cook online.[4]

I dig his videos and recipes and the weird way he talks.

>>13040754
>only worked as a sous chef and a salad chef

lefty faggot but I like his recipes.

>>13040754
Based. What are Babish's qualifications?

>>13040754
>Mitzewich

>>13040771
Watching Chef John videos

>>13040778
>OH MEIN KEMPFIES

>>13040778
>Mitzewich
more like MitJEWISH

>>13040768
>lefty faggot
???

>>13040768
repuliturds can't cook

helLO this Is chEf jOHN from fOOD wishES dot cOm

>>13040838
Fuck I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the inflection and intonation patterns of his voice highly annoying as fuck. Too bad because he has some good content.

>>13040886
It's strange but after you used to it you just watch it for the puns and when he fucks up and goes oh this food taste like shit but don't worry the way it's cooked is correct so don't mix whiskey and coffee marinate steak then BBQ it just BBQ it with normal marinade.

>>13040886
You get used to them. I actually have been Stockholm Syndromed or something into liking it.

>>13040632
based

>>13040632
I thought he was hispanic for a good while. He's pretty good but likemany youfube chefs gets repetitive quickly.

hellOoO this is cHEf jOHn Fromm fOooOOOod WIShes dot commm wIiiIIiiiITH
bEEf cAsSEroLE
after aLL yoU ARE THe micHAeL JACksOn of yOuR binGLe sNAcKsoN

he seems to be cuckold

>>13040771
sucks a lot of black cock

>>13041042
>R*dditor Spongebob meme spelling

>>13041042
>forgetting "That's right!"

And as always, Enjoy!

fresssssshly ground black pepper

>>13040632
I'm sick of his bizarre manner of speaking and painfully unfunny puns but I like his recipes and photography.

>>13040771
Being really goo recipes

>>13040793
Check his twitter sometime, it's literally nothing but ree two scoops drumpf. He is based god though for keeping that shit out of his videos unlike "I prep the bull not the steak" Ragusa.

>>13040632
something something the old tapa tapa

>>13040771
Being really good at googling recipes and copying techniques demonstrated by other youtubers.

>>13041789
God damnit why did you have to ruin him for me.

I hate the way he talks. Recipes are good, though.

>>13041793
Ya it was heartbreaking when I found out but you kind of had to assume since he is from SanFagcisco. Oh well nobody is perfect, but you gotta give him credit for keeping his videos strictly about the food.

>>13041797
I mean I live an hour east of san fagcisco and know lots of conservatives. This is an affluent cvlean suburb though not some pozzed up city covered in shit and cum.

>>13040648
>>13040838
>>13040886
>>13041787
It’s weird because his signature speaking inflection seems to have become more pronounced over time. This old video sounds totally different
https://youtu.be/coYqrXsDPdU

>>13041793
who gives a shit?

>>13041807
He sounds bored in that one
I think with time he just got more comfortable and started enjoying making videos

>>13041808
this. what do politics have to do with food?

>>13040886
Same, it gives me a headache just remembering. It feels wrong.

>>13040632
hes the man who got me into cooking back in like 2007. I'll always love him and watch his vids. Hes like a funny uncle to me. Good humor, good food.. hes awesome

I don't remember the video, but one time he said he wasn't a communist.

always happy when watching a chef john vid

>>13040636
His first name is literally Chef, what do you think?

>>13041791
and high production value

>>13040632
i like his voice, very calming

<3

>>13042060
Kek.

he's like a less incompetent more gay Ja/ck/

>>13042202
Just imagine those two fucks are brothers and they used to grow up together. One wants to be good at cooking but is retarded fat cunt and the other is just fat cunt who is good at cooking and is now living a dream. What a story.

>>13042233
I doubt very much that jack wants to be good at cooking

>>13040632
so we're juST GOING TO Take our chicken, and then we're goiNG TO PUT IT In the pan

>>13040632
>wiiiiith
>a /ck/ thread!
>That's right, we're going to be making a /ck/ thread!

>>13040838
>>13041042

I'd love to see a Food Wishes video dubbed over by Chills.

>>13040632
Chef John called me a faggot then punched my gf in the face.

>>13043226
Based and Cayennepepperpilled

>>13040787
Sounds polish to me, but I'm no expert.

Which Based John recipes have you bros tried? I made this one a while back and it was fucking great.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9ZXL2uILF8

>>13041816
Yeah well you're a fucking moron.

It's about recognizability, predictability and pattern identification. He's basically concocted an algorithm for his videos which he doesn't deviate from in an attempt to garner the most views possible from each one. Every part is calculated; the tonal inflections, the wisecracks, the music. It's all constructed in a predictable pattern that's intended to be optimally satisfying for the viewer. If you don't understand that you understand nothing about memetics.

>>13043372
I made his carnitas and was very pleased, would use 5 lbs of pork all at once / 10

>>13040632
I tried his tuna cheese melt. The result was garbage. All the time I try his recipes I fuck up.
I hate him

>>13043893
Hate yourself instead.

>>13043834
ok retard

>>13043898
No, I'll hate you

>>13040632
His pita bread recipe sucks. I used to have a recipe that puffed up beautifully but lost it and tried his. It barely puffed at all and I had to listen to his faggy voice through the entire youtube.

>>13043372
I made his sopa de ajo, Would recommmend. My eggs always sink to the bottom of the pot when poaching them :(

>>13043372
Aglio olio

>>13040632
He's a great pleb filter

>>13040632
A liberal retard. But I did learn a couple of nice things from him, namely the ease and desirability of making your own creme fraiche, and how good a simple casserole of chicken/sausage/peppers can be.

I skip most of his videos because I know his politics, and it ruins things for me. Also his gags have grown tiresome. You won't learn much from him if you can already cook well.

>>13044248
>I skip most of his videos because I know his politics, and it ruins things for me
imagine beeing this much of a fag

>>13044248
the right can't cook

He's so enthusiastic and I don't like enthusiasm. Though, I like his format and his recipes. That guy can cook and I do enjoy the videos, I just want them to be less energetic in the voiceover.

>>13040632
What actually is going on in this picture? I've only ever seen the cropped version.

Haven't seen a single recipe that looks good.

>>13040632
I hate how he talks first and foremost. I've also tried a couple of his recipes and they were mediocre.

>>13043283
he looks nowhere like a pole.

also a search on google pretty much confirms its a (((surname)))

>>13044248
>You won't learn much from him if you can already cook well.
You're not supposed to. His videos are aimed at newbies. If you can already cook you watch his videos (or video titles) for some inspiration

>>13043372
I've made a fuckload of his recipes and that is one of them. He has a berry crumble that's pretty great among the others.

>>13040754
>Mitzewich
Jew?

>>13041797
Faggot

>>13040632
I didn't watch his videos for a while because his voice was TOO FUCKING ANNOYING

Then I tried to force myself to sit through a video because the dish he was making looked cool, so I did watch it, but shit man, the guy needs to take some fucking speech lessons or something

>>13044907
Maybe you're just gay, dude.

>>13040632
based

>>13044926
What because his voice is too fucking annoying? The fuck is wrong with you you fucking faggot?

>>13043372
I made his goulash once a few weeks ago, it was gud.

This week-end I want to try his khachapuri recipe

>>13040771

>>13045392
When I saw that shit I was 100% certain he did that for the sake of attracting angry comments.
More comments = better visibility

>>13040771
A BS in film studies

>>13040886
You'll get used to it

>>13041793
>>13041797
you shouldn't care

annoying, but hes good.

>>13040632
annoying liberal boomer

>>13044248
>I skip most of his videos because I know his politics

>>13040771
Video editing?

>>13044248
>>13045512

>Being this retarded and worrying about political affiliation of a cooking show.

>>13044248
>I can't watch a person I don't agree politically with even when they are good at teaching non political skills.

Triggered SJW detected

>>13042233
honestly i feel that Jack would actually be nice and chill to hang out with, but John would likely not be one off camera.

never going to eat any food that jack prepares though.

>>13042233 #
honestly i feel that Jack would actually be nice and chill to hang out with, but John would likely not be one off camera. No sane person goes on incessant twitter diatribes--and thats not even in real life

never going to eat any food that jack prepares though

>>13045628
I feel like Jack is one of those people who is religious as an excuse to be judgemental.

>>13040632
Honestly sick of hearing about this guy on here.

>>13045655
is jack even religious? he committed the sin of gluttony so hard god smote him with a stroke

>>13045663
There's a prayer hotline thing where you can have him pray for you on his videos. And he's on stroke two if I remember right.

>>13045678
really...? thats actually quite interesting

eeeeeeeEnJOYYYYYYY

>>13043372
Beef rendang and jamican jerk chicken wings are god tier.

>>13045628
I have watched more of his "jack on the go" videos than I care to admit and he really doesn't seem like a pleasant guy to be around.

>>13040632
He uses the same intro music as half in the bag.

>>13044248
>I skip most of his videos because I know his politics
Are you 12?

>>13045392
To be fair it's not the worst way to do it

>>13045569
>I don't support a person with toxic political views that have been responsible for the active destruction of Western civilization

Damn, what a snowflake!

>>13043372
>a while back
>fucking great

Can't have been that good then if you don't make it more often.

>>13043834
You act like that's a bad thing anon. I love his videos and even get excited waiting for his signature food pun in every video.

>>13047041
>toxic political views that have been responsible for the active destruction of Western civilization
put it in your manifesto, faggot.

>>13047057
I'm on a thai food kick atm m8

His recipes are fucking trash. Nobody actually makes his shit, they just watch his videos.

His recipes are fantastic. My friends and family all make his recipes when we watch his videos.

His recipes are mediocre. Some, but not all make his recipes, but I don't watch his videos.

>>13040632
His recipes are something a random person can actually make.

>>13045392
>me after a night of chipotle

>>13043372
Sticky Garlic Porkchops
Chicken, Sausage, Peppers, and Potatoes
Sweet Hot Mustard Chicken Thighs
Pseudo Turkish Chicken Kebabs
Penang Pork Satay
Tourtierre
Lemon Pepper Roast Potatoes

All turned out fantastic

>>13048166
That's fair enough lad

i like his ideas but half the time his recipes are fucked

like if you blindly followed his directions the ratios would be really off and your food would be disgusting.

i generally just get a list of ingredients and use my better judgement on how much i actually need

>>13049228
try the aglio olio

>>13040632
always want to stab him in the throat 1 minute into the video

>>13045392

based retard babish. I love watching him fuck up. It's like watching a horror movie when you know what's coming next.

Thomas Joseph > Kenji > John > Francis (the dog) > Babish

>>13041084
that's how he talks, you fucking newfag

>>13040632
Corny in an endearing way.

>>13040771
mom who liked to cook

>>13040632
Always wondered what this picture was from.

His tuna melt recipe is delicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6RRtOOCCk

>>13049698
It isn't though, he only does it for the videos.

>>13049629
Based & Ragepilled

>>13049698
Just for the videos. Go listen to his old ones with the bad lighting, he talks like a normal person

He's Jewish... but he's based and redpilled

>>13051889
>redpilled
hes a massive lib

whole twitter is just reeeee orange man bad

His happy go-lucky attitude is highly infectious, also
>His weird inflections are so annoying
They may be, but they're distinct and memorable when it comes to cooking channels, helps set him apart

>>13051943
wtf I luv him now!

>>13045628
Seriously? Maybe it’s just me but I think Jack is complete asshole and crybaby in real life. I would never hang out with him nor with John.

>>13051943
BASED john

>>13044248
>I skip most of his videos because I know his politics
t. animepatriotwarrior1488

>>13041984
Man, as it been this long? He kinda got me into cooking as well him and the drunk cook (rip?)

>>13052786
Keith Floyd?

>>13040754
He graduated college before I was even born

>>13040764
What do you do?

>>13040771
He makes good videos

>>13049645
I can't tell if you're being retarded on purpose or if you were dropped on your head a child

>>13041803
I live in Hayward. The most conservative person under 50 that I know is this super hot 26yo Vietnamese girl.

>>13043834
He even says as much in little comments here and there when he explains production snafus or he responds to viral comments or general memes on past videos. Johnny boy is a smart cookie. Makes me like him all the more.

>>13049659
Kenji is great. Love his midnight snack series.

>>13040665
but babish man likes john man and has mentioned him on multiple occasions

>>13040632
Best chef on youtube

>>13045392
this is THE ONLY FAST way to transfer this liquid to another container. It's an oval shaped dutch oven, if he had done it from the sides with no handle the spillage would be harder to control. Fuck you guys are retarded.

>>13040632
I nightly dined on his videos while I did a 30-day water only fast, his comfy voice was better than food. For that I am forever grateful.

He's a piece of shit. one time my niece was asking him the best recipe for a sweet desert and he stuck his entire fist into your sweet young pussy and I said wait a minute dude that's not how you treat a lady and we both took shits in each others mouths before puking all over my niece at which point she caled us faggots and measured our penises and his was much bigger so I punched my niece in the ribs and ordered take out and he laughed at my desire to eat take out over his meals and I said yeah that's because your meals taste like a niggers asshole and we all had sex and shat ourselves and died.

>>13043372
tikka masala
beef stew
mayonnaise
creme fraiche
peanut curry chicken
chicken in cream sauce
loco moco
He's my go to because his videos are enjoyable and very easy to follow. i also like that he isn't shy about modifying recipes so that they're simpler to make but still just as good, rather than being some stuck up faggot about doing everything the 'traditional' way

>>13055061
>if he had done it from the sides with no handle the spillage would be harder to control.

does he have parkinsons?

also ever heard of a LADLE?

i never fuck up an omelette thanks to him
ever

>>13040886
I enjoy it, actually, it just takes a little getting used to

>>13043372
I've made his sous vide duck a few times, always really nice. In fact I just got a sous vide machine as a birthday present so it's quite possible I'll end up making it regularly now

>>13054797
There is a point where you're too shit at a skill to understand how good or shit someone else is

Congrats, that's you

>>13040632
Love his cooking videos and the strange inflection has grown on me.
Noped out of his Twitter after maybe 2 minutes. I'm glad he keeps the politics out of the videos.

I don't think I've followed any of his recipes exactly but I've definitely drawn a lot of inspiration from some of them.
The Easter "hamlets" for example. And the Cassoulet. Man, I love that cassoulet.

>>13044769
(((Confirmed)))

>>13044248
>I skip most of his videos because I know his politics, and it ruins things for me

>>13055865
He's a jew so yeahh

Imagine giving money/support to a Jew because he makes sub par cooking videos and then being butthurt because people choose not to.

>>13055989

How are they subpar?

>>13056021
Not only are they actually wrong majority of the time but the flavor is on par with your average chain restaurant that microwaves mass produced frozen slop. People swear that these places make good food because they don't know any better

Learn to cook and you'll realize just how utterly trash the vast majority of online recipes are.

>>13043372
went to food wishes looking to see how he does peperonata and found shakshuka instead

different spices than my favorite peperonata recipe, not to mention the eggs, but it was good over rye bread toast

>>13056021
Huh??? Shut the fuck up.

>>13056074
Damn, thanks for taking the time to respond to that imbecile my bro. I completely agree. Personally I am a 5 michelan star chef and it is literally painful for me to watch his videos because of how pathetic his recipes are.

>>13056074
Most online recipes are trash on purpose. Big Restaurant and the jews are behind it. They are making everyone shit cooks so you spend money restaurants instead.

>>13041227
>Aaaaaaand AS ALWAYYYYYYYS enjoYYYYYY

>>13041084
Caring this much about another website. What's it feel like to be in constant fear of everything around you?

>>13043372
I've made his caldo verde recipe three times and I highly recommend it.

>>13056080
Seething

>>13049698
>that's how he talks, you fucking newfag

I can understand hating him for his voice but his recipes are good for learning how to cook. Every other faggot YouTuber sets up their instructions in the worst way possible and half the time they don't know what they are doing. At least chef john has the ability to make lots of different food that tastes pretty great.

>>13055624
no one has time to scoop all that shit into a different container when you can do it in 10 seconds the way Babish did

The best chef youtuber out there. He explains things very well, and teaches you the skills to cook independently of recipes while also presenting lots of amazing recipes and techniques. His lifelong experience as a chef shines trough his videos.

>>13045392

His wrists and arms are too weak to pour it any other way. If he wasn't a soyboy he would be able to just twist and tilt it a little bit with his wrists.

>>13044011
>soggy bread

>>13041793
As Long as he keeps it out of his videos ge can be a toddlercon for all i care

>>13040771
he doesn't claim to have any iirc. just a good who likes to cook

>>13040778
>>13044769
From his videos and background I have money he's catholic
plus he loves pork

IIIIIII can'tstandtheway this fucking FAGGOT talks. It's like neeeedles, in my ears.

But seriously fuck this guy and his incredibly obnoxious diction.

>>13041789
I hear he's a gun grabber, too. If not a kike, he might as well be.

>>13048218
>>13048339
>>13048355
kek

>>13052770
What kind of pussy uses that short of a sword?

>>13049698
>>13056385
Call the redditord anything, newfag, summerfag, shitposter, it will all roll off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a redditor, watch how he recoils, how he shrinks back, "I've been found out!"

>>13043372
Roman Gnocchi
a shitton of chicken recepies (the bacon ranch skewers are a winner at the grill)
Saltimboca is popular at my house
several pastries
so many more I can list off but can't think of
He basically taught me to cook

>>13059449
Caring this much about jews.

How do you live your life?

>>13040771
>implying you need qualifications to make food that taste good

>>13044769
>>13058672
could he be of Polish descent?

>>13040632
Whips those niggers good down in the Cayenne mines

>>13062610
He's Polish and Italian if I remember

completely fine (not amazing, not bad) recipes with an incredibly annoying voice. Pass.

>>13043372
Grilled Cheese (the only way I've done it for years since seeing his video)
Nashville Hot Chicken
Greek Lemon Chicken and Potatoes
Spanish Garlic Soup
Shooter's Sandwich
Spicy Chicken Lettuce Wraps

tons more, i know some of these aren't obviously his original invention, but i definitely did them bc I watched him do it / read the blog

>>13043372
tartiflette
ricotta meatballs (which I then made into a meatloaf recipe)

Hi is just a mediocre cook with mediocre recipes that are often straight up wrong and turn out tereiblw if you follow them. Sure, compared to other youtube chefs he is "good" but that is only because the average youtube chef is a fucking joke. If you are using youtube to learn how to cook i fucking cant even pity you because you are so fucking stupid. Have anybody who knows how to cook watch chej johns videos and watch them try not to laugh at yhe mediocrity of it. I would never follow one of his recipes but then again I actually know how yo cook unlike you fucking morons.

>>13040632
Klp

>>13065821
this guy preps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

He doesn't have shit on Henry's Kitchen

I don't mind his inflection except when it sounds like he's about to say something else, but it was the end of the sentence and he just inflected weird.

i like him.

>>13065855
the bull?

How do you guys feel about bon appetit? I only watch the videos with Brad in them, he's basically my youtube boyfriend.

>>13065905
dogshit

>>13065914
But why? Brad makes stuff that isn't some libshit crazy recipe (like claire does with her gourmet versions of snack foods). Hell he even has a fried bologna sandwich recipe. All his stuff is pretty simple and tasty.

>>13065914
>has been a magazine since like the 70s
>still running strong
>dogshit

>>13065905
i for one love it

At least he's better than that you suck at cooking faggot