/ck/ - Food & Cooking

americans are literally stupid

People were too used to the Disney hit, The Aristocats

>>13044061
But they are literally fat too, so you'd have thought they could handle their stupidity for the sake of burgers.

>>13044076
The Big Mac was ripped off from the original design, The Big Boy, from the Big Boy chain.

>>13044047
That's what happens when you pander to niggers.

>>13044099
Mutt cope

>>13044061
/thread

>>13044047
dumb amer*cans

>>13044161
American cuisine is literally the best in the world.

>>13044168
Indisputable. FACT!!!!!!!

>>13044047
O B S E S S E D

>another nonamericans cope with not being american thread

>>13044099
>>13044168
>>13044260
>>13044266
>>13044267
Shut up fat

....the aristocrats!

>>13044098
Big Boy is a pretty homo sounding name for a burger.

>>13044347
>implying you wouldn't love putting that big boy in your mouth

>>13044267
>thread about how alarmingly stupid Americans are
>dur huuuur you're coping cause you wish you lived in this greasy crime infested shithole!

Sure murrica, sure.

>>13044312
>fat people are fat because they eat too much food
>people eat a lot of food because it's good
>therefore good food makes people fat
>Americans are the fattest
>American cuisine is the goodest
Thanks for proving his point, retard

>>13044416
I don't know, I love a good Big Boy but I'm also partial to a nice Buttery Jack

Remember Europe is literally US property.

>>13044312
S E E T H I N G

>>13044047
>Aristocrat, which consumers found difficult to pronounce and understand
>found difficult to pronounce and understand

>tfw you're not even white and already knew this word in late primary school, on top of already being bilingual

why are americans so stupid? stereotypes dont happen without a reason

>>13044527
Based France, fuck Germany, spineless bunch of cunts

>>13044047
At least %80 of Americans are lazy retards.
t. American

>>13044266
O B E S E

>>13044616
When a person with an east coast accent says aristocrat it sounds retarded and fucked up thats why they changed the name

>>13044047
noun
>a member of an aristocracy, especially a noble.
>a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.
>an advocate of an aristocratic form of government.
>anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind

How in the name of fuck does all of this apply to a Big Mac which is a cheap fast food sandwich?

>>13044047
I mean this was back in the 60s. People were dumb as rocks back in the 60s.
>>13044061
Totally, that's why we have a significant amount of the best colleges/universities in the world.

>>13045048
Most expensive isn't the same as best, nigger.

>>13045067
>MIT
>Harvard
>Yale
>Cornell
>Dartmouth
>Princeton
>Brown
>Columbia
>all other top tier schools in the US
ok buddy retard!

McDonalds tried to release a 1/3lb burger but Americans thought it was smaller than the 1/4lb burger. Americans also think a double quarter pounder is bigger than a half pounder.

>>13045096
reddit

>>13044312
go back to /int/

>>13044740
>Damage control

>>13044316
best joke ever when told by Gilbert Gottfried!

>>13044316
So the son's fucking his mother, his sister is fist fucking her dead Gran, the father is skull fucking the sister...

>>13044098
Oldfag here. The REAL original was Hot Shoppes' Mighty Mo.

What's so aristocratic about a burger?

>>13045737
more like the only EVER good joke as told by Gottfried. even fucking Neil Hamburger is better.

>>13044061
Isnt it true that Burger King tried one-upping McDonalds by selling a 1/3lb burger instead of 1/4lb burger? But Americans thought 1/4 was larger than 1/3?

>>13045884
Jesus christ 55 cents? die already

>>13044047
>the aristocrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

Imagine going to Maccas and ordering an "aristrocrat" whenever you want to eat a double-patty burger, intelligent or not it's a fucking mouthful.
Big Mac just rolls off the tongue better, harder to mispronounce, and nobody really gives a shit, it's utilitarian.

>More than half of the participants in the Yankelovich focus groups questioned the price of our burger. "Why," they asked, "should we pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as we do for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonald's? You're overcharging us." Honestly. People thought a third of a pound was less than a quarter of a pound. After all, three is less than four!

>>13044047
But that's a Royale With Cheese

>>13045955
Just sell the 1/100% Beef©® Freedom Burger

>>13044527
What doest the red ant with the chef's hat stand for?

>>13044047
We don't have an aristocracy here so I'm not surprised they don't know the word

>>13046228
no its le big mac. dummy

>>13046272
I'm American. This image fails.

>>13046272
>he thinks rockets work in a vacuum and can travel through the 4,000F Thermosphere

>>13045884
>original big mac
>ad literally says it's a Whopper

lmao

>>13045884
>55 cents
It used to be everything was cheap, then boomers came along and ruined it

>>13046272
>he thinks the moon lading happened
do amerilards really?q

>>13044061
We literally thought 1/4 pound burger was bigger than a 1/3 because 4 > 3

>>13044421
I mean if it didn’t happen all day every day your post might be believable but europeans are straight up mentally ill because they’re not american

>>13044047
There are Mcdonalds in other countries besides the united states.

>>13044047
While not being able to pronounce or understand "aristocrat" is pretty fucking stupid, it is a terrible name for a burger to be fair. Especially a McDonald's burger

>>13044047
Aristocrat is a really esoteric name for a burger though.

>>13045955
>Isnt it true that Burger King tried one-upping McDonalds by selling a 1/3lb burger instead of 1/4lb burger? But Americans thought 1/4 was larger than 1/3?

Or maybe that a 1/4 pound of bullshit was better than a bullshit pound of crap.

Full Disclosure: I've eaten two hamburgers from McDonalds and one hamburger from Burger King.

The first hamburger from McDonalds tasted okay but gave me a strong case of diarrhea. The second was when someone brought one to where I was working when working late and it would be hours before I was able to go somewhere else to eat.

The one hamburger from Burger King was a true disaster. I took one bite, spit it out, and dumped it all in the trash. There is no way I'll ever go to Burger King again.

>>13044061
no theyre figuratively stupid. nigger.

>>13044316
I prefer... the sophisticates!

>>13044076
no they are figuratively fat. nigger

>>13044168
no its figuratively the best in the world. nigger.

>>13044527
no its figuratively US property. nigger.

>>13046912
ad figuratively says its a whopper. nigger.

>>13046277
Top secret mutant ant containment facilities. When all else fails to beat the russkies!

>>13048349
you figuratively thought a 1/4 burger was bigger. nigger.

>>13048866
No. Literally.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/76144/why-no-one-wanted-aws-third-pound-burger

>>13045096
check the percentage of american students :^)

>>13044501
>fat people are fat because they eat too much food
>people eat a lot of food because it's good
your second point changes from "eat too much" to "eat a lot"
People eat "a lot" of food because it's good.
People eat "too much" food because they're miserable.
>Americans are the fattest
>Americans are the miserablest
prove me wrong

>>13048365
This. The obsession alarms me. They should seek mental health assistance.

>>13044312
Muhfuggen bix nood, amirite?

>>13044501
>yep
>best cuisine in the world
you are as uncultured as you are fat and american

>>13048960
B-but no, facts aren't relevant anymore. We i-is still kangs, o-ok?

>>13044098

it's (Big Boy) a pretty good burger

>>13044716
In the cold war France had 36 nukes and their approach to defense was to nuke the Soviets' 6 largest cities 6 times each, on the argument that France wasn't worth enough to justify it

>>13044098
> The Big Boy
You have my attention.

>>13044047
niggers

Anyone ever heard of trying to market towards kid?
Some under 7 year old kid could easily fuck up aristocrat but they sure ain't fucking up Big Mac
As any retard with a single marketing class can tell you kids sell shit to their parents better than anyone else.

>>13044098
For you.

>>13045119
I don't know my McDonalds well, but wouldn't the double be bigger? Or does it not get the middle bun and toppings?

>>13050970
You were getting Big Macs when you were 7?

>>13044047
>>13044061
>A&W in the 1980s began offering the Third Pounder to compete with McDonald's Quarter Pounder. The Third beat the Quarter in taste test and was less expensive. All of this was cited in the marketing of the burger. Possibly customers assumed that the Third Pounder had less meat than the Quarter Pounder, thus refusing to buy it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_Restaurants

>Alfred Taubman, who owned A&W at the time, wrote about the confusion in his book Threshold Resistance:

More than half of the participants in the Yankelovich focus groups questioned the price of our burger. "Why," they asked, "should we pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as we do for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonald's? You're overcharging us." Honestly. People thought a third of a pound was less than a quarter of a pound. After all, three is less than four!

>>13050982
Is this the new meme? Why has this been posted so many times? Can Euros not read threads?

>>13050988
I dunno, can Anericans not read math?

>>13050996
Haha fuuuneeyy, get over yourself man europoors have been eating this up since the 80’s

>>13050996
>calling it "math" instead of "maths"
Nice try, Americano.

>>13046900
rockets are literally designed to work in a vacuum you dumb fuck. look up liquid oxygen. also look up hypergolic you absolute stupid bumbling idiot. you chemically illiterate cretin. baboon. Fuck You.

I wonder if there are any testimonials or surveys that actually show that people prefer the 1/4 pounder over the 1/3 pounder for that reason, or if it's just bull.

>>13046900
>NOOO NEWTON WAS A ALLUMINAUGHTY SPACE ISN'T REAL YOU'LL BREAK THE FIRMAMENT

>>13051112
kinda like the ops shit about the aristocrat is invited copypasted from wikipedia and just sounds like cope from the person who thought that terrible name would be any good

>>13051138
uncited/invited

>>13044316

This shit head grew up eating assburgers and now that we've drained all his oil and he's got to milk his goat to survive. Overly angry because he lives in a fucking out house with intermittent power. Surrounded by cock roaches in which he has no means to prevent them from enter his home, because the US kicked his door in, smashed all his windows, burnt 50% of his opium farm

>>13046272
give it a couple decades and it wont be yours either

>>13044098
When my family and I first moved to the US in the early 90s, these things were everywhere. I haven't seen one since the early mid-90s.

>>13044740
>east coast accent
>as English as English can get without needing a loisense
>sounds retarded
How the fuck do you pronounce it