/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13043926
Yeah, oven-roasting might be a bit overdone but IMO it's the only way to go.

>>13043926
I'm a Jew and nobody in my family likes it. We all love Chinese though.

no i do not
bialys are a problem, though
>>13043948
on christmas day , right? is that the joke?

>>13043957
the stereotype is on Christmas but we all like it any time. Thai/Japanese/Korean/Vietnamese are also acceptable substitutes.

>>13043926
No anon I don’t like sucking blood straight from the freshly circumcised penis of a newborn, also I don’t like blood in general

>>13043929
I prefer them smoked

>>13043926
I like Jews cooking, yes.

>>13043979
Jews cannot eat blood, it’s not kosher.

>>13043926
I remember going to vegas over christmas and it was 80% jews. It was insufferable, what FL must be like all of the time.

>>13043926
How is that space lizard cooking? Bagel but other stuff is not.

>>13043926
Jewish delis are the best, but Jewish home cooking isn't anything special. I like a good matzo ball soup (most people don't make a good matzo ball soup, though), and my mom's brisket is still the best.

>>13044012
And yet they do this.

Also why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

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>>13043926
Don't really know, but that looks like shit.

>>13043926
Jewish cuisine is literally the worst on the planet. No hyperbole, worse than any African country could even manage. I would eat any third world shithole's food before I would eat gefilte fish.

jewish food is delightful
>>13044150
there's one bad thing and everyone focuses on it

what's with all the butthurt posts ITT it's just food

>>13043926
jewish “cuisine“ does not exist. Like parasites, everything they have was stolen from their hosts.

Also, please don't buy anything kosher or from occupied Palestine.

>>13044172
food in your pic is not jewish though. German or Polish.

>>13044208
Well shit, I was just on my way out to pick up a few staples from the local Palestinian import grocery store.

>>13044215
Nah, those are definitely latkes.

>>13044221
giving them a kike name doesn't make them jewish. Those are originally German Kartoffelpuffer.
Stop always appropriating cultures, I swear, the kikes are worse than the macedonians

Gefilte fish is not bad, actually. Jewish food is good. Not a fan of their subversions and lies and shady practices but the food is strong.

>>13044208
Based

>>13043926
>Hurr kill da jooz
Very cute, but nonetheless a bagel with the works is delicious.

>>13044253
Half of Northern European countries have some form of potato pancake, and yet weirdly potatoes aren't even native to Europe.

>>13044346
That's because they grow well in that climate. So we eat potatoes quite often.

>>13044387
Yes, and a ton of Jews lived in that part of the world long before potatoes were introduced, yet somehow they're stolen from German culture?

>>13043926
>Do you like Jewish cooking ?
Would not know, don't really know what they eat. Care to give examples?

>>13044398
That's just typical Jew tactics. They steal shit all the time. Lox is also stolen. Scandinavians have been eating gravlax for ages and then the Jew comes and takes it from us as says it's big nose food. Sure, recipes change a bit but still, it's just stolen.

>>13044398
Jews lived there and ate it as part of the regular regional kitchen. Then they moved somewhere, bring with them the stuff they're used to and suddenly it's jewish.

>>13044425
>then they moved

>>13043926
I like Jews cooking, yes.

>>13044012
Hello newfren. Lurk moar.

>>13043926
Only when the oven is hot enough, iow @ 1600F ;)

>>13044719
based and oven pilled

jews are people too

>>13043926
absolutely

>>13044423
Noodle kugel
Latkes (potato pancakes)
Brisket
Bagels with lox or nova and a "schmeer"
Gefilte fish
Chopped liver
Pastrami on rye

There is a Jewish deli in Forest Hills, Queens that has the best pastrami on earth.

>>13043926
Depends, what flavor of Jewish? I quite enjoy Israeli food but it's really just a variation on Arab cuisine. East European Jewish food is also quite good, and has a bit more of a unique identity.

>>13043926
food and comedy are why i wouldnt gas them

gefilte fish tastes good don’t @ me

t. unironic kike

>>13043926
It's nothing out of the ordinary. Just a hodgepodge of various dishes stolen from their host countries throughout history.

>>13044424
>muh cultural appropriation

The fried fish in fish and chips is a Sephardic Jewish invention and bagels are Ashkenazi Jewish rendition of Turkic and Slavic style loaves.

Yes. Jewish people are awesome for making some modern foodstuff.

>>13044208

Based and redpilled.

Noodle kugel.

>>13043926
I love jewish food but it's a real bitch to find unless you 're in NY. Why aren't there more jewish restaurants?

>>13045490
kek, this.

Yes, chopped liver is heavenly. Being a jew has its benefits

>>13043926
No but Hitler did.

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>>13045740
Calm down tranny it’s just food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUaJ3_ydxE4

>>13045740
I think this pic might have got me banned?

>>13047533
No, just the post got deleted. Bit pathetic to censor a wank joke tbf.

Their is this Israeli brunch place that I go to that it’s delicious. Seaseme bagels, poached eggs, cheese cucumber,savory crepes, etc

Also Zahav in philly is good. But desu that whole area shares similar foods

whoah the JIDF really had a lot of cleaning up to do in this thread lol

jewish cuisine does not exist.

>>13043926
Fuck Jews.

>>13043926
Omnomnomnom mmm palestine omnomnomnom

>>13047698
this

>>13043926
this is Scandinavian food.

You know how macedonians aren't very popular because they try to steal Greek culture? The same could be said here. It's called cultural appropriation and it's totally bad when Euros and amer*cans do it, but when the chosen do it, it's just "jewish cuisine"

Also, please don't buy kosher products or products from occupied Palestine! Let's make the world a more peaceful and better place ;)

>>13044215
does your definition of jewish food only include things specifically meant to adhere to kosher and shabbat laws?

>>13047829
there is no definition of jewish food, because there is no jewish food. Every single dish is a copy of something else from somewhere else.

>>13044186
Edgy highschoolers think they are hard by being on here under 18.

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>>13047723
Well it makes sense why there are arabs on a food board desu