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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppi0khS0s_8

she looks so cute with straight hair

>> No.13038688

she's my wife btw

>> No.13038690

>>13038669
Why is she so perfect?

>> No.13038697 [DELETED] 

>>13038669
Fuck off, jew fetishist

>> No.13038711

>>13038669
I would fuck her, but I wont watch her videos.
Once, ONLY ONCE, I clicked on that shit, and it was over 30 minutes long, that window was insta-killed. Why is this bitch constantly spammed here?

>> No.13038712

>sitting beside a gas oven
so close but so far, bros

>> No.13038717
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>inb4 mods get buttblasted again and start deleting threads
>>13038697
deal with it

>> No.13038723

>>13038711
shes cute and I like the show

>> No.13038731 [DELETED] 
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>tfw no qt jewish gf to cum in her ass and call her a dirty kike

why even live lads?

>> No.13038740

>>13038669
get a load of them tootsies

>> No.13038741

>>13038669
Omg, she doesn't even look as fat as she normally does.

>> No.13038749

>>13038669
>tfw no frumpy jew gf

>> No.13038751 [DELETED] 

>>13038741
>Omg, she doesn't even look as thick as she normally does.
ftfy
also sad about the new development

>> No.13038752

Like I said: She knows what she's working with. She treats her hair and self right and that's how she stays so attractive.

>> No.13038753

>>13038731
do jews allow/like this?

>> No.13038754
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>>13038731
>AHHHH YEAHHH FUCK MY SHECKEL HOLE GOY
>AHHHH OH MY GOD
>IM GONNA GOOOOOOYMMM

>> No.13038762

>>13038669
ew
fuck off with this ugly cow

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>>13038754
>imagine the smell of her yenta hole

>> No.13038774 [DELETED] 

>>13038712
top fucking zozzle

>> No.13038804

>>13038669
lmao the ones she made look fucking awful

>> No.13038810

MOMMY

>> No.13038836
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Did any of you weirdos get this shirt yet?

>> No.13038850

>>13038731
>>13038754
>>13038764
What the hell is wrong with you guys

>> No.13038851 [DELETED] 

>>13038836
do amerilards unironically buy shirts like this?

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>>13038850
what do you mean fren?

>> No.13038868

Why is Carla's son so dark?

>> No.13038874

>>13038850
First time, Claire?

>> No.13038880 [DELETED] 

>>13038868
he's tanned from the jerusalem sun

>> No.13039076 [DELETED] 

does anyone know if she has a husband?

>> No.13039121

Any nudes yet?

>> No.13039125

>>13039121
No you swine, Claire is pure.

>> No.13039140

>>13038731
So hot ahhhhhhh I am I am gonna

>> No.13039141
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>>13038669
She's my gay wife don't @ me cis shits

>> No.13039146

>>13038859
You’re not supposed to cum in other peoples ass

>> No.13039148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQV4jUi4Nas&t=254s who wouldnt to see her or claire get dominated by this guy. The sexual tension is crazy. You can tell all these women only interact with effeminate men and dont have a real big salty dick to play with

>> No.13039159

>>13038669
is she still pretending to have never tried ubiquitous food items, or has she realised that "i've never eaten a dorito" is not a believable statement when uttered by someone who grew up in america

>> No.13039168

Could you imagine if a bunch of big sweety dudes just broke into the test kitchen and raped Claire and Molly?

>> No.13039169

>>13039159
That can happen. white moms have such weird house rules of no soda or juice or meals have to be tantrically aligned or some gay shit

>> No.13039177

>>13038669
>troughs in the kitchen
absolutely disgusting

>> No.13039182

>>13039169
yeah that's understandable if you're, like, eleven

>> No.13039216

>>13039169
>white

>> No.13039219

>>13038868
He looks like a typical swarthy Italian kid. Remember Karate Kid?

>> No.13039230

>>13038868
Why the fuck did she name the poor thing cosmo?

>> No.13039231

I would die for Claire from Bon Appetit test kitchen.

>> No.13039235

>>13039076
Lolno. Barely got a bf.

>> No.13039237

>>13039169
>white

>> No.13039261

>>13039231
First name Claire
Last name Fromthebatestkitchen

>> No.13039278
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>>13038697
>he isn't a Jew fetishist

>> No.13039292

>>13038754
kek

>> No.13039300

>>13038669
I want to eat out her rancid asshole so badly, brehs.

>> No.13039314

>>13038868
Italians

>> No.13039319

>>13038669

>Sour patch abortions

>> No.13039326

>>13038740
This. I can't even fathom the decadent aromas emanating from her sweety feet.

>> No.13039357

>>13038868
her husband is black (italian)

>> No.13039359

>>13038740
>>13039326
You're not allowed here, /tv/

>> No.13039363

>>13039357
Who in their right mind would marry Carla?

>> No.13039366

>>13039363
maybe she looked better before popping out a kid

>> No.13039370

>>13038669
I want to line Claire's panties with citric acid and watch her squirm in pain as she puts them on

>> No.13039371

Which junk food has she never had before in her life this time?

>> No.13039382

ok guyss but why is andy hot and im not gay

>> No.13039387

>>13039382
I'll pass on the manlet, thanks

>> No.13039398

>>13039382
you can flip em upside down and eat his ass out dude.

>> No.13039416

>>13038669
I want to kiss her on the eyeball

>> No.13039424

>>13038669
5/10 face. 4/10 body. You incels need higher standards.

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>>13039424
>You incels need higher standards.

>> No.13039434

>>13039387
sorry this >>13039398
was meant for you

>> No.13039441

>>13039363
Carla's parents are insanely rich.

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>"I love a deal."
>- Claire
What did she mean by this?

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>>13039398
>>13039434

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>>13038836
Can't wait to see some neckbeard proudly parade himself in the shirt.

>> No.13039457

>>13038669
Oh mama

>> No.13039462

>>13038836
Cringe.

>> No.13039472

>>13038836
Can I get one with just her flabby stomach on it instead?

>> No.13039490

You know when she thinks about black cocks, that little yid hole gets all warm and spicy.

>> No.13039495
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>>13039444
>tfw no Jewish gf that saves money because she loves deals and buys in bulk

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>>13039235
plr be my qt kike gf claire

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>> No.13039807

>>13039141
Dyke

>> No.13039822

>>13038669
Did she lie and pretend to have never had sour patch kids before?

>> No.13039833

>>13038669
Those fat dimples at her elbows should indicate all you need to know about a fully unclothed Claire.

tl;dr jews age badly

>> No.13039840

>>13039822
Yes. She said that her mom told her that sour things makes your pee sour, which hurts

>> No.13039907

>>13039704
Hnnnnggg! Can you spare a brrraaaaapp?

>> No.13040520

>>13038711
Forever alones

>> No.13040551

>>13038690
Because you’re not attractive and you can more easily imagine scoring with a dumpy uggo within your reach

>> No.13040612

she's kinda cute in nonsexual way but I watch her vids becaouse I like to see her struggle with all those dumb recipes

>> No.13040624

How am I supposed to sit through 45 minutes of this?

>> No.13040633

first time ive been on here in a while
is this /ck/'s equivalent of a kpop thread

>> No.13040642

>>13038731
>>13038754
>>13038764
Gas yourselves

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>>13038669
stop making the videos longer jfc

>> No.13040690

>>13038669
>has a cat
Pottery

>> No.13040789

>>13038669
You can tell she's just waiting to turn 50 when she can finally be the old Jewish woman she's meant to be.

>> No.13040794

>>13038711
30 minutes?

An entire half hour television show?
Who has time for that?

>> No.13040806

>>13040642
Probably the wrong method of death to recommend to anti-semites, just saying.

>> No.13040876

>>13039452
That guy has exacty no neckbeard.

>> No.13041219

>>13038669
she's so lovely sitting in profile at the beginning

>> No.13041238

>>13040794
I watch all of them, all the time. I'd warm up her oven any day.

>> No.13041339
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>Claire will never look at you with disdain just before you bust a load all over her tits

>> No.13041361

>>13038669
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY YOUTUBE CELEBRITY THREAD!!!

>> No.13041424

>>13039300
I needs it brotendos

>> No.13041438
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>>13038712
>not thinking of filling up her oven and gas chamber
fag

>> No.13041447

>>13041438
/his/ has the gayest and most tryhard memes

>> No.13041451
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>>13041447
never been too /his/ lol

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imagine her spreading her fat pale ass for you haha

>> No.13041460

>>13041451
ok "lol"

>> No.13041498

>>13038669
You think Claire helped Cosmo become a man?

>> No.13042039 [DELETED] 

>>13040612
>she's kinda cute in nonsexual way but I watch her vids becaouse I like to see her struggle with all those dumb recipes
gay
i watch to imagine myself coming on her kike face

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>>13038851
I'm Northern European and I know people who buy those shirts you see advertised on Facebook that are targeted to you based on your birth month or profession etc. Pic related.

>> No.13042048 [DELETED] 

>>13042045
you mean a 56% northern european living in muttistan?

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>>13038669

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imagine

>> No.13042654
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>>13042631
Oh lord...

>> No.13042656

>>13038669
Look at her stinking jewess feet!!!

>> No.13042696

>>13038851
Consumer Purchases by Women
Women account for 85% of all consumer purchases:

91%
New Homes

66%
PCs

92%
Vacations

80%
Healthcare

65%
New Cars

89%
Bank Accounts

93%
Food

93%
OTC Pharmaceuticals

Women and Shopping
74.9% of women identified themselves as the primary shoppers for their households (Source: GFK MRI, Survey of the American Consumer, 2011)
61% of women are more likely to include an item on their list if they’re currently using the brand, 57% if they have a coupon, or 56% if they have seen the item in a store ad or circular. (Source: Integer Group and M/A/R/C Research, 2012)
92% of women pass along information about deals or online recommendations to others. (Source: Mindshare/Ogilvy & Mather)
In 61% of all consumer electronics purchases, a woman either initiated the purchase or was involved in the purchase process. (Source: Consumer Electronics Association (2012)

>> No.13042726

tfw you will never spent a sunday afternoon clipping coupons with claire

why live bros

>> No.13042741

>>13042726
that would be horrendous and that you want to do it leads me to believe your life is not worth living

>> No.13042743 [DELETED] 

>>13042696
>Food
how is this possible
i also eat food and yet i am a man
>PCs
shitty pcs like laptops probably
no stupid fucking hole buys vidya towers
also for t shirts and shit in my anecdotal evidence i've seem more low test s o y boys wearing them than women

interesting post though fampaichi

>> No.13042747

>>13042743
it's because retarded women buy computers and break them and buy new ones because fixing a computer is too complicated.

>> No.13042749 [DELETED] 

>>13042696
>>13042743
t shirts with writing and branding that is

>> No.13042753 [DELETED] 

>>13042747
>computers and break them
literally how would you do this

>> No.13042756

>>13042753
MUSIC.mp3.exe

>> No.13042768 [DELETED] 

>>13042756
how is it possible for holes to score comparable to males in IQ tests when they are obviously at least 20 points behind men?

>> No.13042775

Is Gabby just like, the little retard they keep around to make fun of?

>can't even handle the sourness of a sour patch kid
>they all constantly talk to her like she's a child

sad desu

>> No.13042792

Why do you fags think she's Jewish? Just seems like a white woman to me. Miss me with your
>DUDE, NEW YORK, JEWS, SOYJAK.jpg
I'll only be accepting hard evidence from here out. e.g her last name is "goldbergmansilversachs"

>> No.13042801

>>13039076
live in boyfriend i believe

>> No.13042813 [DELETED] 

>>13042792
her name is savitz and has admitted to being a kike you stupid cunt

>> No.13042814

>>13042743
women shop for the whole family, do you not live with a woman? then it doesn't apply to you

>> No.13042873

>>13042775
Bon Appétit is low key racist

>> No.13042965 [DELETED] 

>>13042775
she's a mud goblin from central america
what do you expect

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>>13042775
>tfw Gaby will never look at your small dick with disdain and call you pathetic

>> No.13043089

>>13039146
you're right, that's why i only cum in my own ass

>> No.13043134

>>13039326
I want to wear her panties the day after she's worn them

>> No.13043141

>>13043134
r u a girl?

>> No.13043142

>>13043141
No

>> No.13043143

new brad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr8wAm7i-vo

really grasping at straws trying to find things to ferment

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>>13038836
nah

>> No.13043177

>>13038669
Why can't she make a gourmet pizza or a gourmet Sunday roast? I hate sweets

>> No.13043290

This thread sucks ass but Chris and Brad are pretty cool

>> No.13043294

>>13043142
very incredible

>> No.13043321

TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE POUNDED INTO OBLIVION BY CLAIRES 12" KOSHER SAUSAGE

why live
why

>> No.13043329

>>13042775
She looks like the oompa loompas from the Tim Burton Charlie and the Choclate Factory.

>> No.13043339

like a lot of people, thats basically her whole shtick

>> No.13043340

>new Brad video
>Cancer Canerson in it again - now three times in a row

What kind of sick shit is this?

>> No.13043368

>>13043143
One of the worst videos I've seen in a while. Way too long, far too simple and over edited

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>>13038697
>>13038711
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>>13038754
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>>13038868
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>>13039300
>>13039490
>>13039833
>>13042039
>>13041438
>>13041453
>>13043072
please go back to /b/ and /v/.
>>>/global/2

>> No.13043406

>>13038697
>>13038711
>>13038712
>>13038731
>>13038754
>>13038764
>>13038859
>>13038868
>>13039216
>>13039300
>>13039490
>>13039833
>>13042039
>>13041438
>>13041453
>>13043072
please go back to /b/ and /v/.
>>>/global/rules/2

>> No.13043409

>>13042965
She's a superior Argentine

>> No.13043425

>>13043409
I thought Argentina was white?

>> No.13043429

>>13043425
Nobody is white. Everyone is shit.

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>>13043406
Pathetic

>> No.13043511

Would love to worship her sexy toes and sweat soles

>> No.13043542

fuck off faggots
this is brad county

>> No.13043584

>>13038669
I have those same adilette women's sandals. They are the most comfy piece of footwear I've ever owned

>> No.13043597 [DELETED] 

>>13043584
please be my wife so i can bulk on home cooked meals instead of meal prep chicken and rice

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>>13038731
It’s an awful feel, fren.

>> No.13044644

>>13042813
Proofs, fag?

>> No.13044656

>>13044644
Where the fuck did you come from to not know this basic information?

>> No.13044687

>>13038850
They are embarrassing manchildren. I'm pretty sure they are responsible for 90% of the fast food and potato chip threads on this board

>> No.13044733

Can someone PLEASE post more of her feet PLEASE
I want to see her soles PLEASE ANONS

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>>13038669

>> No.13045131

>decent cute face
>terrible body

Calm down, guys.

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>>13041339
"just finish already"

>> No.13045742

>>13045131
she got nice mommy booty

>> No.13046449

>>13041498
Yes, and totally ruined him for other women.

>> No.13046453

>>13040551
This is what people with no imagination really believe.

>> No.13046459

>>13045742
shes gonna be real fat in 5 years. Mark my words

>> No.13046466

>>13046459
>5 years
>already borderline obese

kek

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bros

>> No.13046872

>>13046836
Do I get to pick her lingerie?

>> No.13046880

>>13046836
lol I'd pay 499 USD just to meat fellow co/ck/s.

>> No.13046929

>>13046836
what if you had a party just between the two of you haha like in my mom's basement haha that would be so weird

>> No.13047055

>>13042696
91% of new homes are bought by women? What?

89% of bank accounts are held by women? This CANNOT be right? Are you telling me that ~88% of men don't have bank accounts? And they just shove their money under their bed? That makes zero sense?

You haven't provided any source so you're obviously pulling this out of your arse you fucking idiot.

>> No.13047133

>>13038688
Have you tasted her ass?

>> No.13047193

>>13038669
Great, now I'm attracted to this random 33 year old chef

Thanks a lot /ck/

>> No.13047207 [DELETED] 

>>13047055
i don't have a bank account
but i'm also in uni
i don't know about burgerland but here i think you can get multiple bank accounts

>> No.13047331

>>13047207
I made that post and I'm British. Guessing you might be too since you say "uni"

In Britain yeah I think you can have as many current accounts as you like. Could get one with Halifax, one with HSBC, one with Santander, whatever, it's up to you.

How the fuck do you not have a bank account? I think every bank does student current accounts, which sometimes give you interest-free overdrafts, although obviously you shouldn't be getting into debt if possible, but I think I did use mine once to pay rent before my student loan came in.

Seriously, how the fuck do you not have a bank account? Where do you put your money? Actually, where does your student loan get paid to? Maybe you're not British then since everyone in Britain gets a student loan.

Get a damn bank account, you can't even have a job unless you have a bank account where you can get paid. Have a look online for the best current account and go open one.

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13047398

Autistic bullshit this is why I can't leave this site.
Where else can I experience funposting like this?

>> No.13047454 [DELETED] 

>>13047331
i'm a continental yuropoor laddie
and to answer your question i just use cash
dunno, it's worked so far
for uni i just go to the bank write up those checks or whatever they're called, give the bank cash and the money gets wired to the uni
also my uni is basically free i just have to give them a couple hundred yuropesos a semester

also i'm lazy
i'll do it when i'm forced to do it

>> No.13047470

>>13039159
Here we have the lardanon who can't believe someone never lived off hot pockets for an extended period of time

>> No.13047523 [DELETED] 

Claire Saffitz is a whore.

>> No.13047529

>>13047523
Allahu akbar, brother

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>$400 to watch Claire fumble around for an hour

>> No.13047632 [DELETED] 

>>13047609
why are the women wearing such weird shoes? What's with their clothes, I can't even tell if they're real women or not

>> No.13047655 [DELETED] 

>>13047632
they're jews (except the blonde one)
of course they're not real women

>> No.13047702 [DELETED] 

>>13047655
the blonde one is wearing a potato sack of all things

>> No.13047708

>>13047609
What a shit crew.
I hate every single one of them (inb4 gay faggots come on here to defend the boring and bland tall guy).

>> No.13047913

>>13047609
its a bargain if its me shes fumbling around

>> No.13047946

>>13047454
A bank account doesn't even cost you money. Have you never even had a job? Getting paid cash in hand is illegal right? I think it is here in Britain.

>> No.13047973

>>13047946
>A bank account doesn't even cost you money
depends on the bank
most credit unions don't, but basically all major banks require monthly or yearly payments

most banks don't make their money this way, but it's a good way to get some funds

>> No.13048011

>>13047702
Um.. that's an apron, honey

>> No.13048497 [DELETED] 

>>13047946
>even cost you money
i'm lazy not broke though
>never even had a job
not a real one
only summer jobs where i got paid illegally or under the table as we say

>> No.13049697

>>13047708
T.seething manlet

>> No.13049709

>>13047708
The Mexican guy is pretty cool

>> No.13049963

>>13046836
>the time for the party finally arrives
>"w-where are the guests, anon?"
>anon winks and locks the door