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>>13034489
Milkies.......gib

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>> No.13034696

>>13034550
That's definitely drugs and/or alcohol

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>> No.13035195

>>13034657
The second one he's enjoying the grease, the second one he's enjoying watermelon. Only the first one is a real trick.

>> No.13035211

>>13034696
anon i dont know how to tell you this but... alcohol is a drug

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>> No.13035234

>>13034696
Nothing gets past you.

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>> No.13035394

>>13034489
>>13034492
>>13034526
Cute asians eating stuff is my fetish.

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>> No.13035694

>>13034543
How good do i have to cook to get a gf like this?

>> No.13035715

>>13035571
would you like some steak with your salt and butter?

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>> No.13035843

>>13034482
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.13035848

>>13035771
Reddit btfo

>> No.13035857

>>13035192
Looks vile.

>> No.13035871

someone post jack wtf

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>>13035571
why cook it longer?

>> No.13035903

>>13034550
White people! :—D

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>>13035871
Why don't you?

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>> No.13036274

>>13036252
almost a perfect loop

>> No.13036280

>>13035843
wong video bro

>> No.13036287

>>13036252
Somebody who takes a bite like that can't have a fully functioning brain.

>> No.13036306

>>13034696
Uhhhh, no? That's chips.

>> No.13036358

>>13035241
"Hmm, instead of waking up with a headache tomorrow, why don't you just give me one now"

>> No.13036425

>>13035222
What kind of faggot lets another man feed him?

>> No.13036832

>>13036239
What the hell, where did all the meat go?

>> No.13036863

>>13035192
What the fuck is that absolute shite? This faggot can't actually cook.

>> No.13036922

>>13036287
Most geniuses are incredibly lacking in other aspects

>> No.13037064

>>13034520
Typical murican

>> No.13037071

>>13034696
Just go with trashy
And call it even

>> No.13037076

>>13035160
Stinking cheese

>> No.13037086

>>13034501
must be a cultural thing, explains why their faces are so flat

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>>13035771
as soon as i saw the 'almost ready to bake :)', i knew it was gonna be ruined. They already had a nice little Stromboli going there.

>> No.13037115

>>13036270
Lousy crap
What is the likelyhood of fungus and other crap growing within that contraption
Butter bell ftw

>> No.13037118

>>13034501
Wouldn't this make more sense if they were glazed?

>> No.13037141

This thread makes me want to marry an asian girl.

>> No.13037188

>>13034501
Whats the joke here?

>> No.13037237

>>13034482
What a fucking ASSHOLE to look away for no reason at the MOMENT she was finishing the thing.

>> No.13037243

>>13034576
That guy is in-x-t-c

>> No.13037249

>>13035241
that seems illegal

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>> No.13037289

>>13036243
how do I get in without breaking all her eggs?

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>> No.13037303

>>13037283
What sort of fucking crouching tiger hidden dragon bullshit was that nigger trying to pull?

>> No.13037306

>>13037188
joke? it's about watching a qt girl do literally anything

>> No.13037313 [DELETED] 

>>13037292
God damn, I go back to the gym, I starting to get soft

>> No.13037316

>>13037306
Oh, so the joke is people like you
Got it

>> No.13037320

>>13037292
God damn, I got to go back to the gym, Im starting to get soft

>> No.13037322

>>13037316
I wish people liked me. Actually I don't care. FUCK ALL OF YOU. I love you, please don't leave me...!

>> No.13037336

>>13037316
t. seething roastie

>> No.13037343

>>13035905
This has got to be the most reddit thing ive seen all month

>> No.13037364

>>13037279
I can't believe they fucking killed a raccoon for this

>> No.13037382

>>13036832
In his tum tum

>> No.13037434

>>13037276
You just know

>> No.13037473

>>13036270
would get for about €50 if it works as advertised and is mostly dishwasher safe.
but at $130? lol, suck my dick.

>> No.13037488

>>13036832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8

>> No.13037583

>>13034520
Sleep tight little porker

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>> No.13037659

>>13037488
If he can't even strip all the meat off with his mouth alone, his oral game must be a major bore.

>> No.13037706

>>13035192
looks like my asshole after a blowout gangbang

>> No.13037749

>>13036425
A king?

>> No.13037757

>>13037276
This may look ontopic for you, Hillary.
But this food board is for actual humans.

>> No.13037835

>>13035771
oh fuck off.

>> No.13037840

>>13035905
holy shit this is painful to watch

>> No.13037846

>>13037281
AYO YOU DON'T THINK I'D DO IT WYTEBOI FUCK YOU WAT-
ZZZZZZZT

>> No.13037861

>>13037659
But what about the gristle?

>> No.13038510

>>13037249
they do that in mexico

>> No.13038854

>>13035905
no reaction image is enough to represent my disgust

>> No.13038860

>>13036270
who /butter lover/ here

>> No.13038887

>>13034550
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13038920

>>13034550
Long island railroad. You see it a lot

>> No.13039127

>>13034576
>tfw nofap for the longest time

>> No.13039285

>>13036243
this looks fucking good

>> No.13039629

>>13035195
I don't think it's supposed to be tricks. The point is the kid doesn't know what's happening he just wants the same thing as everyone else

>> No.13039701

>>13038860
I only use margarine

>> No.13039875

>>13034576
hahaha is that fucking maradona

>> No.13039899

>>13037294
prreeeeecioouuuus

>> No.13039936

>>13039875
yes

>> No.13039955

>>13034489
why does she spit in the fucking food

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>>13039955

>> No.13040430

>>13040172
too much cheese

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>>13040430

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>>13040430
>too much cheese

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>> No.13040550

>>13037115
Unlikely as long as the butter is salted and you clean it when you add a new stick, or better yet since it has a heating element keep in the fridge. It's still too expensive.

>> No.13040556

>>13040550
check it out on jewtube, thing is barely functional and janky as fuck.

>> No.13040605

>>13035241
Imagine this was a level in hitman, and you had the option to dress up as an employee and snap the guys neck

>> No.13040689

>>13037749
You mean KANG

>> No.13040693

>>13034533
On one hand, at least they've got fire to cook the motherfuckers on.

On the other hand, holy fuck I'm glad that I landed in a wealthy country that has a functioning food supply chain. The random number generator was good to me.

>> No.13040694

>>13040172
jesus christ favreau

>> No.13040696

>>13040172
>JESUS CHRIST FAVREAU

>> No.13040700

>>13040694
>>13040696
Fucking hivemind leave me alone!

>> No.13040706

>>13040440
gosh i wish that was me

>> No.13040737

>>13040419
This makes me unreasonably angry

>> No.13040741

>>13034520
sleep tight porker

>> No.13040791

>>13040605
Is that you, Modest Pelican?

>> No.13040798

>>13035715
youve never worked in a kitchen, have you?

>> No.13040801

>>13040798
No, I didn't drop out of school.

>> No.13040804

>>13036243
Hell yes.


>nice filename

>> No.13040810

>>13037289
you have to fertilize them.

>> No.13040824

>>13038860
I fucking love butter

>> No.13040872

>>13034501
god i wish I was that donut..

>> No.13040887

>>13040689
WE

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>> No.13040920

>>13040911
>would you like some dough with your grease?

>> No.13040966

>>13035905
don't ever post here again

>> No.13040985

>>13037279
you don't belong here

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>>13034489

>> No.13041040

>>13040911
the first chick is eating it correctly.

>> No.13041056

>>13039955
This strengthens the white man penis

>> No.13041108

>>13034657
Bulma is being a jerk to Krillin.

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>> No.13041192

>>13041166
guy would eat a deep fried dog turd and tell you it's awesome sauce as long as you paid him.

>> No.13041212

>>13041166
>deep frying a 1cm thick steak
no way thats anything but freshly tanned leather.

>> No.13041235

>>13034550
White people are disgusting.

>> No.13042664

>>13041235
>women
>people

>> No.13042705

>>13041235

> white
> people

Loool

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>> No.13042757

>>13037281
Nigguyver

>> No.13042933

>>13040477
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(tard)

>> No.13042974

>>13042705


>reddit
>spacing

>> No.13042994

>>13042717
Americans.

>> No.13043004

>>13035192
I thought that guy was Italian.

>> No.13043020

>>13034543
Based ai poster

>> No.13043069

>>13039955
Probably mixing something for a fermented drink.
Human saliva has amylase enzymes that convert starch to sugar.

>> No.13043705

>>13042717
Not gonna lie but this makes me strangely hard

>> No.13043736

>>13042717
haha oh no this made me do cummies in my pants XDDD

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Not sure what's worse.
The porn addicted that need to post women in everything or the insufferable anti porn that need to weight in with every post.

>> No.13043805

>>13043796
definitely the disc trannies, that whole shitshow with the forced memes came from leddit and is coordinated via discord.
for better or worse porn has always been a part of 4chin, and inappropriately posted porn is always good for at least a shitpost or two while the whole coomer thing is just pure cringe perpetuated by assmad spammers.

>> No.13045065

>>13034520
Sleep tight, porker

>> No.13045157

What no disgusting joey? Good!

>> No.13045166

>>13036270
kek , just why?

>> No.13045177

>>13035771
truly creative. it got me. i was laughing the whole way throuh thanks anon.

>> No.13045179

>>13040172
all this show just for this , lmao

>> No.13045181

>>13035905
terrible

>> No.13045211

>>13035903
>>13034550
Theres more black crackheads tho that do fucked up shit.

>> No.13045213

>>13040887
WUZ

>> No.13045218

>>13035160
What is that dwarf doing do that man?

>> No.13045224

>>13035241
yeah, i'd sue that establishment

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>>13040477

>> No.13045232

>>13035905
please leave and stay leave

>> No.13045238

>>13037115
I bought a butter bell a couple weeks ago. Holy shit it's amazing.

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>>13038854
>>13035905

>> No.13045246

>>13037294
>No sound

>> No.13045257

>>13041212
Have you seriously never had a chicken fried steak? You beat the ever living fuck out of it first. It's very tender and juicy, and it absolutely rescues cheaper cuts. That example looked fine to me.

>> No.13045267

>>13045257
No I just by cubed steak. Retard

>> No.13045307

>>13045257
nah, deep frying is too much of a messy bother. if it aint the cheapest shit meat i just go rare or med rare and thats that.

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>>13034550

>> No.13045865

>webm thread
>Replies: 172 Images: 48
Now this is the quality content I come to /ck/ for.

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>>13035241
Imagine paying somebody to give you a brain hemorrhage by slicing your brain against the inside of your skull because you wanted to be "the fun guy"

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>>13040172
>>13040430
Anon there is no such thing as "too much cheese".
Just "not enough cheese"

>> No.13046696

>>13034538
what the fuck is he doing at the end? putting the sliced meat in a pan with the white stuff?

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>>13042717
Do fat people really do this?

>> No.13046733

>>13040911
>eating it with a fork
>But also retards eating it like a caveman.
Unironically the second girl in the video is the only one eating it correctly.

>>13041040
Are you an Angloid or German perhaps?

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>>13045913
Oh please. Brains aren't that fragile, man.
If they were, football players and boxers would be dropping dead like flies. It can take a little shake.

>> No.13046742

>>13040440
>>13040431
What the fuck is that?

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>>13046742
It's a geoduck. A clam.

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>>13037294
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

>> No.13046774

>>13037276
BLEACHED

>> No.13046782

>>13046744
Why does it look so phallic?

>> No.13046786

>>13034520
BASED oinker

Wish I had a pet pig around the house

>> No.13046787

>>13046735
Is that a Japanese Soap Opera?

>> No.13046793

>>13034533
If I was them I'd probably eat that too, it's free food, and it's a good source of protein if other sources of protein are lacking

>>13040693
It's not a random number generator is it. You were born where you were because your parents lived there. And where they were born was determined by their parents, etc. It's not random at all. Random would be if your mother gave birth in America and you popped out in Australia.

>> No.13046797

>>13043004
No he's Turkish, and apparently he's a shit cook (that WebM is good evidence for that). Just got Instagram famous.

>> No.13046800

>>13035222
Even Pogba? Why the fuck do these rich footballers want to eat food from a shit cook just because he was on Instagram?

>> No.13046811

>>13036243
Why would I want a whole loaf of bread with an egg on it? If it was just a sandwich it would make sense, but an entire loaf of bread?

>> No.13046820

>>13037649
I hope Jack is locked up for the rest of his life

Not joking

Didn't he beat his kid or something? He should go to jail just for that

What a fucking garbage human being

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>>13046820
He is partially paralyzed now if that's any consolation

>> No.13046834

>>13046696
Are you retarded?

>> No.13046839

>>13046800
>shit food
It's just meat, retard. How could it be shit?

>> No.13046841

>>13046800
>shit cook
Have you eaten his food?

>> No.13046849

>>13046820
and threw him out of the house at 16, actionable child neglect...
but what are you going to do build a time machine and bitch to California to try him?
let it go, man it's Salmonella Town

>> No.13046851

>>13046782
God has a sense of humour.

>> No.13046856

>>13046851
>god

>> No.13046858

>>13035192
Why is he so gay, though?

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wtf kind of shit webm thread is this?

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>> No.13046898

>>13034533
Do americans really?

>> No.13046902

>>13035880
because its still raw inside dumbfuck

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>> No.13046948

>>13035771
Fucking up food for "lols" isn't even nigger tier. That's an insult to niggers

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>> No.13046970

>>13046924
>>13046944
>>13046947
DUDE EGG KING LMAO xDDDD
HOW DOES HE GET OUT???

>> No.13046974

>>13043796
That man never eat pork buns.

>> No.13046994

>>13042757
Under fucking rated

>> No.13047013

>>13046889
>>13046892
>>13046897
Based.

>> No.13047029

>>13046800
Because Pogba is an overpaid retard.

>> No.13047153

>>13036243
what's the first thing she puts in? That creamy stuff

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>>13037115
>>13045238
>having butter tools and butter accessories

>> No.13047168

>>13047153
Judging by the way the final product jiggles, it looks like some type of pancake batter.

>> No.13047174

>>13047161
The butter bell is a french product, you philistine.

>> No.13047229

>>13034543
Vrs.
>>13034550

>> No.13047233

>>13046735
hey, is that the same soap opera of this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx4JIlxqO50

>> No.13047239

>>13035211

nar·cot·ic
/närˈkädik/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a drug or other substance affecting mood or behavior and sold for nonmedical purposes, especially an illegal one.

>> No.13047246

>>13035771
>No mayo.

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>> No.13047262

>>13037294
why have you done this

>> No.13047266

>>13045211
They're crack heads though, what's her excuse?

>> No.13047269

>>13040911
been there
>>13046733
most of the italians i saw eating pizza in naples used a knife and fork

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>>13047247
every time never fails to disgust me

>> No.13047276

>>13046735
>If they were, football players and boxers would be dropping dead like flies.
I mean they dont die but they sure do become retarded.

>> No.13047278

>>13034550
>the human condition

>> No.13047282

>>13039875
yeah the fat fuck

>> No.13047284

>>13035241
>that will be $30 please

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>> No.13047305

>>13035195
>two second ones
have sex

>> No.13047306

>>13046787
They're clearly Korean.

>> No.13047314

>>13037115
>>13045238
>Butter bell
Had to look this up. It's an interestingly simple and effective design.
Most things will use a rubber seal to prevent air contact, the only downside of which is that rubber is annoying to clean when it gets gunky. However the water seal is more effective than a rubber seal and has the added benefit of still maintaining a very thinly layered seal for at least a few minutes or until you break the surface of the butter even when you remove the top. The simple top is enough to keep the water clean from other solids, splashing liquids, and settling particles from the air; Even if the water does get 'dirty' all you need to do it pour it out, wipe it, add new water.
I'll probably ask a crafts-oriented friend to try his hand at making one of these as a house/apartment warming gift when I move out soon; Family refuses to understand that salted butter doesn't go bad by being outside of the fridge for a few hours.

Pro-Tip: Use cold water like their site says. Warm/Hot water generally pulls more minerals/sedentary things from the pipes.

>> No.13047317

>>13041212
Go to a german place and get some schnitzel.

>> No.13047558

>>13047317
nein danke, den hundefraß kannste selber fressen.
srlsy, german food was a fucking mistake outside of sauerkraut (which everyone makes anyway) and bratwurst. for crying out loud, one of their fucking dishes is called dead grandmother and actually fucking looks it (tote oma).

>> No.13047918

>>13040419
fish suplex

>> No.13047969

>>13046892
>>13046897
Took you long enough.

>> No.13048566

>>13046696
I don't like the guy much either, but its obviously butter deer simpleton

>> No.13048571

>>13034576
Just how high is Maradona in this one?

>> No.13048577

>>13048566
fuck knows, could be bechamel or some other butter based sauce.

>> No.13048583

>>13043796
everybody was kung fu fighting

>> No.13048591

>>13048571
as high as possible for someone to be high and still alive.

>> No.13048665

>>13037281
this is why black people have to breed like cockroaches

>> No.13048728

>>13047269
I lived in Rome and Perugia for several years and I have never seen anyone eat with a knife and fork.

>> No.13048732

>>13046735
>>13046787
>>13047306
What's the name of the show?

>> No.13048775

>>13048728
Come to Naples and tell me that irl not online

>> No.13048821

>>13034492
I fucking hate koreans so much

>> No.13048835

>>13034576
That is one happy mexican

>> No.13048847

>>13048835
argentinian

>> No.13048849

>>13039955
It's by request only

>> No.13048865

>>13034489
I wonder if she ever considered a career in cam whoring

>> No.13048869

>>13034501
For a second there I thought I saw a nipple. But it was just a cherry

>> No.13048871

>>13042717
I'm aroused.

>> No.13048887

>>13037281
This is what happens when you're the only black kid in a white school.

>> No.13048894

>>13040911
>we have REAL pizza in Italy!

>> No.13048913

>>13048847
Literally impossible to tell

>> No.13048948

>>13048913
It's Diego Maradona bud, he's the most famous argentinian after Messi and Evita

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>> No.13048963

>>13035192
i hate people who waste food and think it's funny

>> No.13048979

>>13034550
>oh well at least they're attempting to clean up thei-OH MY GOD EWEWEWEW!

>> No.13049012

>>13035571
>cut it open, releasing juices
>back in the oven, broil the shit out of it, making it drier
>compensate by dumping 3 cups of butter on it
>'murican fine cuisine

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>>13040430
>too much cheese

>> No.13049076

>>13035160
damn that nigga 100%bodyfat

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>>13048775
>Muh Napoli
Sto solo diciendo che dala mia esperienza non ho mai visto qualcuno che mangiava la pizza con la posata.

>> No.13049083

>>13046849
>and threw him out of the house at 16
was it because the kid cooks better than him?

>> No.13049087

>>13040172
why not just put a bullet in your son's head instead of slowly killing him with all that butter and cheese?

>> No.13049115

>>13047247
I wonder how many times she has cut herself.

>> No.13049183

>>13043796
at least you're here to let us know how superior you are to both of them

>> No.13049259

>>13047247
https://youtu.be/1-I2LEB_AxY
The horror show for whoever hasn't seen it yet.

>> No.13049480

>>13037294
So we finally figured out who howtobasic is

>> No.13049483

>>13048956
>filename
kek good one anon

>> No.13049496

>>13048956
>
?!

>> No.13049632

>>13040430
too much macaroni

>> No.13049665

>>13048956
How does he plan to cook so many eggs with that small ass bottle of oil?

>> No.13050212

>>13046735
Sauce on this movie?

>> No.13050280

>>13047239
When did anyone use the word narcotic?

drug
/drəɡ/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

And alcohol definitely fits.

>> No.13050303

>>13034520
sleep tight, porker

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>>13034482
webm thread? spidey thread

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>>13034482
now a spiderman thread

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>>13040419
Why didnt he just pull straight up from where he was to flip it?

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>spiderman hijack
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

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It's never the wrong time for spiderman

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2006

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>>13037115
Funny you say that. The butter bell I was using kept getting mold inside of it, but think it's this house really.

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>>13034520
sleep tight porker

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>>13050405
sleep tight non-spidey poster

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>> No.13050487

fucking jannies, another cock overdose preventing you from doing shit?

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>>13050495
so am i. your point?

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>>13050487
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

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>>13050487
Are you not satisfied?

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>>13050500
Ayyyyy, lmao.

>> No.13050508

>>13050503
not really. you just killed a comfy food discussion bread for your own entertainment. i dont think i have witnessed this much faggotry even in b pony threads.

>> No.13050512

>>13048956
Hes is the egg king
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

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>>13050530
my job here is done

>> No.13050660

>>13050409
Thank you spidey I appreciate your concern for my sleep schedule

>> No.13050703

Just.one.single.word : why?

>> No.13050850

>>13048583
kek

>> No.13051199

It's been years since I've seen a really dedicated spidey-poster.
I sincerely thank you.

>> No.13051383

>>13050508
Was it you that reported?
What a fucking faggot that can't take a joke

>> No.13051587

>>13040911
Hey I've sat where she's sitting!

>> No.13051644

>>13035192
>OP's ass after a night out

>> No.13051675

>>13045213
KANGZ

>> No.13051694

>>13035771
Ok. Which one of you faggots did this?

>> No.13051761

>>13051383
fucking nigger.

>> No.13051788

It's always the same fucking webms and there are never any useful recipes or anything cool

>> No.13051982

>>13034580
At least he only manages to over salt the very top that time

>> No.13052071

>>13051383
this lol
the joke was so fucking great I can't even rn

>> No.13052080

>>13048956
>>13049665
inquiry to clarify how male homo sapien authority of chicken produce fortification ambulate to vacate from premises while ensuring said chicken produce is safe

>> No.13052116

>>13046735
Brain injuries are a compounding thing, retard.

>> No.13052153

>>13052116
They can be, but a light shake is still not going to do anything to a healthy brain.
I suppose if you already had contusions on your brain the procedure in the webm might make them a little worse, but I'm sure you don't really want to move the goalposts that much, do you?

>> No.13052196

>>13035905
Big soy

>> No.13052821

>>13035771
>RONIS!
kill yourself

>> No.13052874

>>13051675
And

>> No.13053950

>>13034576
Paquita la del Barrio a cutie

>> No.13054117

>>13034492
why not smash it with a mallet first?

>> No.13054130

>>13034520
le hoge

>> No.13054233

>>13052821
Watch the whole thing before commenting next time you worthless fuckboy.

>> No.13054264

>>13052874
somebody stole my bike

>> No.13054308

>>13046735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concussions_in_American_football

>> No.13054415

>>13046793
it's all random in the end, bro.

>> No.13054478

>>13049083
naw he hit his step mother

>> No.13054524

>>13034489
>Shoves boobs in front of camera
Muh

>> No.13054527

>>13035905
Kinda gay, bro.

>> No.13054534

>>13036270
>butter lovers, now you can eat you food with loess butter!
fucking stupid

>> No.13054537

>>13034576
>Doesn't smack the customer on the head with the bones

>> No.13054590

>>13034501
Not sure why.
But I'm not mad.

>> No.13054607

>>13034533
Oh cool, hell is real. That's nice.

>> No.13054611

>>13034526
Too bad she's a Star Wars dope.

>> No.13054616

>>13035394
What a lame fetish

>> No.13054622

>>13035905
It's kinda funny.

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>>13052071
>>13051761
You have no sense of nostalgia

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>>13039285
It's fucking batter, an egg, bacon, and some shitty, american cheese. A McMuffin looks better than that.

>> No.13054729

>>13036270
I can't wait for the near future to find these in thrift stores. Imagine all the butter that was gunked up in the sprayer nozzle as its former owner used butter on Everything.

>> No.13055222

>>13040605
more like pouring poison down his throat

>> No.13055235

>>13047558
t. pseudo amerikaner

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>>13051788
excuse the shitty quality

>> No.13055265

>>13055235
nein, an dem fastfood dreck vollgestpoft mit maisstärke sollen sich die goleme selber ergötzen.

>> No.13055283

>>13055265
ist schonmal die richtige richtung. dennoch schade, von einem deutschen zu hören, der so ignorant gegenüber der küche seines landes ist.

>> No.13055301

>>13055283
russe hier. koche hauptsächlich in asiatischer richtung. es fällt mir wirklich nichts gutes ein wenn ich an die deutsche küche denke. mett brötchen sind nicht verkehrt, aber kann man schlecht für kochkunst erachten. wenn du irgendwas fresswertes und typisch deutsches empfehlen kannst tue dies.

>> No.13055334

>>13055301
mein favorit ist hannoversches zungenragout. geschmort, dazu mettklöße (einfach formen und mit in den sud schmeißen). mehlschwitze ansetzen und mit etwas von dem sud und rotwein ablöschen, zunge kleinschneiden und mettklöße dazugeben, ebenso wie saucischen (ein nur in hannover erhältliches würstchen, ähnelt salsicca was man demnach gut als ersatz nehmen kann). ebenfalls ganz gut passen pilze und perlzwiebeln.
gibt es leider aber nur noch in einem restaurant in der stadt und kaum wer weiß noch davon. ist imo das beste rezept für zunge.

>> No.13055351

>>13055334
kann nicht behaupten großer fan von zungen zu sein, aber ein ragout scheint mir doch nicht so rechtens deutsch zu sein, ausser der einsatz von zunge is etwas just deutsche tun. aber danke für die idee, ragout habe ich das letzte mal weiss gott wann zubereitet.

>> No.13055365

>>13055351
ist eben von der saucenkonsistenz ziemlich nah am ragout deshalb passt das ganz gut finde ich.
mal senfeier probiert?

>> No.13055377

>>13055365
joa, sowas haben die russen auch, gutes zeug. scheisse, nu fällt mir ein dass ich just 3 eier habe und heute sonntag ist.

>> No.13055407

>>13055365
hier ein paar dinge aus der russischen küche die mir gefallen und weniger bekannt im westen sind:
krabbenstäbchen salat - surimi, hart gekochte eier, mais, mayo (ich kann den scheiss nicht ab ohne soja sauce und essig), eingelegte gurken und wenn man kalorien möchte reis.
koreanische möhren http://mea-culina.blogspot.com/2013/01/koreanischer-mohrensalat.html rezept scheint richtig zu sein, aber ich würde knoblauch verdoppeln. amazon hat fertigprodukt und gewürzmischung im angebot, aber keine ahnung ob die was taugen.

>> No.13055420

>>13055237
>taps lemon