/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Cookware does not emit sounds or illuminate.

now THIS is domestic servitude!

$900

$450 roaster

>>13030715
i think i'll just paint some dots on my $60 lodge dutch oven.

>>13030720
What's a pie bird?

>>13030720
>>13030602

what a way to cheapen your brand

That's the soyest shit ever

>>13030741
It's a decorative food-safe metal piece that sits on your pie.

>>13030602
Star Wars + Le Meme cast iron now that's what I call a cash grab.

>>13030602
>star wars

>>13030741
Lets out steam from a pie. Old ladies collect them.

>>13030759
>Decorative
So you've never done any serious baking before. Gotcha.

>>13030841
did you learn english from bazooka joe comics?

You only need this from Le Creuset. 50€. The rest is garbage made in Thailand.

>>13030883
This is the cooking board, not the grammar board, fag. At least I know what basic baking implements are used for.

>>13030893
yeah it'd be a real shame if you knew how to use a language while attempting to communicate

>>13030883
What's wrong with his English? At least his Shift key isn't broken.

>>13030900
Dude, not knowing what a pie bird is isn't the end of the world. I don't know why you're taking this so hard. Also, re-reading my post, where the fuck is the mistake? Or are you just that triggered over the word 'gotcha?'

>>13030907
to say a pie bird is not decorative means implies he doesn't know what decorative means, Faggot

>>13030924
You're obviously the one who can't into reading comprehension as that other poster clearly implied that a pie bird is *purely decorative, but hey, at least you got your Shift key working.

>>13030715
While that is pretty aesthetic, what a fucking waste. The Lodge ones are cheap af, and then the Aldi brand ones are like pennies on the fucking dollar. I got an aldi brand enamel Dutch oven for $30 and it works like a horse.

You can only use blue milk in your dishes.

>>13030602
The only good one is tatooine, but that's cause it doesn't scream soy boy nerd.

>>13030715
That's $900 in poor brown people money, right? So it's about $150 American.

>mfw this is all real
the ride never ends, like I can't even understand what is happening here

>>13030747
le creuset has been cheap for a while now

>>13031120
But you would know. Could you live with that?

>>13031316
Yes. I like the aesthetic. Idk, it just looks odd to have themed cookware like that. Only thing more cringe is a inside out Pixar slow cooker Amazon shows me now and then.

>>13030932
it purely decorative you turbo faggot
you can also just poke the pie with a fork if you don't want it to explode

I'm saving up for the textured ape nipple model. So bumpy.

>>13030602
They could have made some cheaper budget freindly cookware, but instead they make rhis dogshit that literally no one asked for. What the fuck is wrong with brands, are they all deaf and not understand how to do anything right?

Or did disney or whatever give them a fat paycheck to make this shit?

>>13031300
You see, the owner, Paul Van Zuydam, has a necessity to necessity of "maintaining the heritage" of Le Creuset's traditional core products.

Apparently the Jedi Order helped forge some of the first enameled pans.

>only 9 exist in the world
>sign up for an opportunity to purchase for $900
worst. contest. ever.

ITT: /tv/ discovers Le Creuset for the first time

>>13031351
The worst part is that it's only available for Amerifats to purchase. They won't offer it for sale even in their home country of France.

>>13030715
900 dollars

>>13030715
that's a great color ruined by those two dots

>>13031323
If anything, it made me want a vaporwave style Dutch oven. I don't think I could get past knowing it was a Disney product for a movie, but power to ya.

>>13031702
>vaporware
That's exactly what I was thinking.

>>13030613
UNSOLD

>>13030602
The other ones that are explicitly SW are pretty cringe, but the dutch oven in the OP is kind of low key and I like the colors. If it came in 5qt I'd probably try to get my mom to buy it for me this Christmas (I'm 35 btw, not sure if that matters).

>>13031337
Consumers are a little wiser about the fact that this brand now has several competitors who also make high quality pots at a fraction of the retail price. They are searching for a Venn diagram sweet spot of new customers who can be parted with their money. That's fine, really.

>tfw my mom broke a le cruset pot when she was using it as a weight when she was making cheese

>>13031337
Le Creuset's target demographic spends money for money's sake. They don't like affordability or getting value for dollar, they simply feel uncomfortable buying things for cheap and feel better about a purchase when it is obscene - they feel they are getting the best of the best.
Don't forget there's also a sizeable market of people who build "show kitchens" which exist entirely to impress guests with expensive equipment... some even go as far as to build a smaller utility kitchen out of the way so the show kitchen isn't ever even cooked in.

A Lodge or a Henckels might be functionally just the same as a Le Creuset, but it is just plain not a Le Creuset.

>>13031869
lol Hope ur mum has cash to burn cuz that limited edition tatoonie one is 900 usd

>>13031928
Welp, that's not happening.

>>13031903
Don't those kind of people go for Staub more than Le Creuset?

>>13030602
>>13031903
>US$900 mickey mouse branded cooking pots and fake show kitchens
Is there anything more disgusting than empty pointless upper-middle class bourgeois consumerism?

>>13031898
How did she manage to do that?

>>13032301
she stacked a bunch of heavy items to add pressure on the cheese including textbooks and the pot and it toppled after a couple hours which broke it lol

Fucking Disney

>>13030715
It's really pretty, I wish I could afford it. :/

>>13032294
human trafficking

>>13032349
Debatable

>>13032294
No

>>13030602
I hate Battlestar Galactica, but that's a nice looking Dutch oven

Just hearing the sound of a ceramic lid closing would rip you right out of Star Wars.

>>13030886

>LIFETIME guarantee limited warranty

>>13030602
Staub is better anyway

You know what? People laugh at the optimistic vision of a post-scarcity future portrayed in Star Trek, but at least it hasn’t been whored out to literally every company with fifty bucks and a burning need to appeal the dumbest fucking fandom to ever exist.

>>13032946
wow you can even make a cooking forum on a Kyrgyzstanian children's pet raising simulator about that tired old debate on whose nerd shit is the best cant you

>>13032946
Star Wars is admittedly a lot more terrible when it comes to whoring itself out (ol' Georgey boy did practically invent the idea of movie merchandising, after all) but those who live in glass houses should be careful when throwing stones.

>>13032974

>>13032978

>>13032981

>>13032946
>>13032958
>>13032974
I don't know why people keep comparing the two.
One is science fiction and the other is fantasy movies for children.
You don't see people comparing Star Trek and Harry Potter, do you?

>>13032989
Don't get me wrong here btw. I've always preferred Star Trek over Star Wars for my own personal autistic reasons, but I don't hold up any moral pretensions about it being better as a franchise in the real world like you apparently do.

NOOOO THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT STAR WARS WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING STAR TREK NOOOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13031300
The ride never ends.

>>13032958
>>13032974
>>13032978
>>13032981
>>13032989
LOL @ raging S O Y wars fan, go jack off to Rose Tico getting BLACKED you soulless cuck faggot.

>tfw bought a nice 70 dollar dutch oven to make bread
>made at least 20 loaves

I can't do it much nowadays because bread goes right to my hips, and to my ever encroaching diabetes. Having said that, it makes a great stock pot too, and I can cook a mean bolognese sauce.

>>13032992
They're both fantasy movies for children now, thanks to Abrams.

This bread was made in a cast iron ceramic. They make sauces, stews, everything better than you can make in ANYTHING else. You need to stew tomatoes they stew them at 2x. 2 hours in ceramic is 4 hours in anything else.

>>13032992
>>13033021
I actually greatly prefer Star Trek, but this argument is over 30 years old now and should have ended a long time ago.

>>13030715
Due to the hand-made nature of the Tatooine Round Dutch Oven, an extremely limited number have been produced.

Sign up now for the opportunity to purchase >

I made the soy face for the pie porg. It's dumb, but it's cute and at least it makes some sense. Droid colored Dutch ovens made me cringe pretty hard, though.

>>13032343
Same ;_;

>tfw no husband

>>13030747
its fun

>>13033047
The Abrams movies aren’t canon, and neither is that crock of shit Discovery.

>>13031014
You get what you pay for.

Han shooting in response to a threat instead of being the aggressor improved the entire Star Wars series tenfold. It's hard to cheer for a murderous villain.

>>13033248
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>13033252
well if it breaks every year it'd still take three decades for it to cost as much as the pink one

this is where you u put le creuset

>>13033270
They are only making 9 of the pink one ever. It can only appreciate in value, as long as you don't use it.

>>13030764
This is the only ok wojack.

>>13033573
is it?

>>13030650
WTF is this real?

Good god yes, it is.

>>13031417
thats the best part actually
shows they respect their origins enough to spare them of this shit

>>13031417
Available in France the first of november. Mais c'est vraiment d'la merde.

>>13030650
…which, this being le creuset will probably be a lot of money…

>>13030602
This makes me embarrassed for owning a Le Creuset. I still love it, but I won't cook in it for a week or two, just to let it pass.